Chapter 170 The King of Birds Don’t Shit
Just when the boy was complaining that he wanted to destroy this boring world, something happened in the sky.

A high-definition screen appeared in the sky.

Zhang Bairen was speechless and choked, what kind of crow mouth are you? !
The words and actions are not so outrageous, right?

On the screen is the notorious King of Birds, the genius traitor of Tucao Xing, Zhang Bairen's mission target.

The world of Shi Leng is composed of the energy of complaining and the energy of committing crimes.

The scientists of Tucao Planet discovered the energy of Tucao and passed it down from generation to generation, developing and optimizing it and using it to maintain the peace of the universe.

But King Niao Bu Shi accidentally discovered the energy of guilt.

But this kind of energy was not accepted by Tucao Planet. King Birds of a Feather put forward explanations and development suggestions for Guerr Energy, but the result was.

He was expelled directly to a barren planet in the M77 galaxy by the elders of the Planetary Council.

The resentful Birdless King spent 100 years mastering this energy and became the master of the planet.

Then, it transformed into a blackened villain.

Listen, is it familiar?

Villain characteristics: Have lofty ideals and ambitions; never slack off in order to achieve goals; work hard every day and use all means and methods to realize dreams; not discouraged by failure; act as a team; laugh often.

Characteristics of a hero: No clear goals for the future; The value of life is to prevent others from realizing their dreams; Act alone or with a few people; Act only after things happen; Relatively passive; Always angry at any time.

This kind of routine is still the same even in the anti-routine Shi Leng world.

Zhang Bairen felt that his desire to complain seemed a bit too strong.

Could it be that it's because this world itself is constructed of flaws! ?

Zhang Bairen thought in his heart.

"Ahem!!" Just when Zhang Bairen was deep in thought, the projection of King Bird in the sky began to speak.

"Hello? Hello!? Can you hear me? Hey! Hey! Hey!!
Uh-huh, huh. "This arrogant king started asking questions and clearing his throat as if he were on the phone.

Under the loud three-dimensional surround sound, everyone on the street looked to the sky and started making various complaints and discussions.

"Hello people of the planet Earth, it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Now, let me introduce myself first. "The King of Birds on the screen looked at the humans below and started talking to himself.

"Let me think about where to introduce myself.

oops!There are so many places worth introducing that I don’t even know where to start.

In short, I am the strongest in the entire M77 galaxy, no!He is the most powerful and invincible in the universe - the supreme ruler of the NEW BLASH planet! "Looking at the narcissistic look of the King of Birds, even though Zhang Bairen knew that he was deliberately making a mistake, he still couldn't help but complain in his heart.

"What the hell is m77? Is there any civilization there? In other words, m78 is the most powerful and prosperous place in the universe, right? Stars, complaining stars, Saiyan monkeys, and all kinds of aliens are all in m78.

And NEW BLASH star, this name is too casual!Will the villain Big BOOS be named like this?Wouldn't this be a joke? "

Just when Zhang Bairen was complaining in his heart, the king in the barrier suddenly turned serious.

“I am—the King of Birds Who Don’t Shit!!”

Embarrassing sweat almost broke out on Zhang Bairen's forehead.

This guy was still using English homophones just now, but now he has stopped pretending.A normal voice came from the screen again.

"Well, actually, I am here this time to tell you both good news and bad news."

"Please, hurry up and invade the earth!!" Zhang Bairen was almost embarrassed by the King of Birds.

"Actually, a few days ago, I and the Great Demon King Krichlo were drinking together." King Niao Bu Shi's cheeks became a little rosy, and behind him, a beautiful girl appeared in the background.

Zhang Bairen continued to complain in his heart: "Your face is as red as a bubble teapot!"

"I made a bet with the Great Demon King Krichlo. I bet that there are no highly intelligent life forms in your galaxy.

Those who lose the bet will have to dance naked on the interstellar tail teeth. "The King of Birds of a Feather said, his cheeks turning red again.

Zhang Bairen put one hand on his forehead and resisted the desire to complain.

You guys are too arrogant! !

It is simply impossible that you should not discover the wrong energy!
Just when Zhang Bairen was complaining in his heart, the King of Birds of a Feather returned to the topic.

"Who knew that your planet actually has highly intelligent life.

oops!But it’s so embarrassing to dance like that!
It's such a pity that I can't see Cricklo girl, who dances naked and dances the best.

This kind of thing is really annoying! "The King of Birds of a Feather paused for a moment, and the young man who was paying attention to Zhang Bairen began to complain non-stop.

"So, this king made a very wise decision, although it may be bad news for you.

This wise decision is to destroy the earth! ! "The face of King Niaobu Shit instantly darkened.

"What a wise bird!! You made a bet to destroy the earth. How casual is your reason!!

Hey, by the way, isn’t there some good news? "On the street, the young man replied angrily.

The king of bird shit on the screen seemed to have heard the young man's answer, so he continued to explain: "Ah, what is the good news, hey hey, isn't it the biggest good news that my king personally visited this remote planet?" !?"

"What kind of good news is this?!" the young man continued angrily.

"Oh, by the way, as a meeting gift, tomorrow my vanguard force, the Megalodon!! will arrive here and start killing." King Bird Shit said in surprise.

“What kind of woolen greeting gift is this?!
Why?No, why am I complaining so seriously?This is probably just some fussy person using high technology to cause trouble. "The young man roared angrily just now, and then he realized something was wrong.

However, the young man didn't see it, but a space vortex appeared behind him.

In the space vortex, a huge dark red dragon head slowly poked out.

"Roar!!!"

With a roar, the sound waves shattered the surface glass of several buildings.

Megalodon's body was stuck in the space channel.

“It’s really an alien invasion!!
This dragon is too big! ! ! "The young man was so frightened that he faded away on the spot.

Zhang Bairen took one step forward and finally waited for the protagonist to appear.

"It doesn't matter, I will take action!" At this time, Zhang Bairen was like a superhero, both middle-class and handsome.

(End of this chapter)

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