Peninsula: Start with the nephew of the soy sauce bottle

Chapter 162 Let's Play Together!

A good day starts with a fight for the toilet.

It’s hard to imagine that SM, as one of the largest companies in the industry, rents a house to its artists with only one toilet!

There were only a few people, so we just had to endure it, right?
But for Park Jingxu, who has never lived in a group, this is not an ordinary thing.

Early the next morning, just as he was about to release some inventory, he found that the door to the toilet was closed.

A faint warm light shines through the blurry glass, indicating that this place that is a battleground for military strategists is now owned.

Considering that most of the aborigines in the dormitory were unfamiliar people, Park Jingxu's tone of inquiry was quite gentle and polite.

"Excuse me, which cute little fairy is inside carrying out a healthy cycle of excreting waste from the body?"

"...Park Jingxu, please speak normally."

As soon as the other party spoke, Park Jingxu knew her identity - no one would talk to him like this except for familiar relatives of the same age.

With the words "Arazo.", Park Jingxu dropped his polite attitude and became casual as the other party expected.

"Su Yong, do you have something to hide? Constipation or hemorrhoids? Don't hide your illness and avoid medical treatment! I can introduce you to a doctor you can trust."

"Ah! It's you who have those problems!"

"Almost five minutes have passed since I appeared here. Su Yong, I can understand your feelings of not wanting to be known, but under the same roof, this is not something that can be hidden."

What Park Jingxu is thinking now is whether he should turn on the camera and start recording.

As soon as he finished speaking, the girl's protest came from the toilet.

"I just have diarrhea! It's all because you made us cook yesterday!"

"Shouldn't you be the main cause of this matter? If Su Yong could be more upbeat and your craftsmanship reaches the level of a normal person, you wouldn't have to suffer like this today, right?"

Park Kyung-wook's words are not irrational, after all, the rule of the game yesterday is that everyone participates in the evaluation of each dish, as long as the number of favorable comments does not reach or exceed half, the chef himself will eat the work.

The final result was that everyone except Park Jingxu accepted the punishment.

Obviously the girl was not convinced by this, or she did not want to give in easily when facing Park Jingxu.

"We are idols! How can we have time to practice cooking! You know this clearly, but you still come up with such a vicious game! Do you know how unpalatable it is!? You actually want us to finish it!"

"Then why are you the only one who got tricked? Su Yong...thank you for sparing my life. Fortunately it's not delicious, otherwise everyone might have to participate in this toilet fight."

It may even turn into a situation of passing the flowers around - if everyone has diarrhea, only one person will survive to the end, right?

The scene would be so beautiful that I couldn't bear to look at it.

Park Xiurong was about to retort, but a sudden cramp in his stomach reminded the whole toilet of a festive crackling sound like firecrackers.

The atmosphere fell into silence for a moment, and after a few long seconds, Park Jingxu heard the other party's voice again.

"...Did you hear that?"

"Su Yong... don't believe the strange comments on the Internet. Even female idols have normal physiological activities. You don't have to worry that I don't understand."

I don't know whether Park Jingxu's words were comforting or irritating.

At least Park Soo-young himself would prefer to be sarcastic, which would at least make her feel better.

Otherwise, being comforted by your sweetheart in a gentle and understanding tone about a fart club death would be more difficult to accept than the matter itself.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

Although Pu Jingxu couldn't see the scene in the toilet, he could imagine the scene where the other party was flushed, covered his face with his hands, and curled his toes.

Forgive him for smiling unkindly, because no one observed it, so it can be treated as if it does not exist.

While smiling, he pretended to take care of the other person's emotions and said, "Su Yong... are you still feeling uncomfortable in your stomach? Do you need me to avoid it?"

Sometimes Park Kyung-wook feels that what he has done is a little too much, and if things go on like this, maybe Pa Suyong will be trained by him to become a child with a strong heart.

"Ah! Park Jingxu! You will be dead when I get out!"

"I hope you can come out as soon as possible. After all, there are still people queuing up outside. Let me discuss it with you - you do half of the work first, and then I go in and do half of the work, and then we exchange relays. This way it will ease the situation. It eliminates pain and improves efficiency. How about it?"

There was silence in the toilet for a while, apparently stunned by Pu Jingxu's words.

But when the girl reacted, this ridiculous suggestion was met with a violent backlash as expected.

"Axi! Park Kyung-wook, are you a lunatic!? How dare you say things like relay shit!"

"Su Yong... don't let your imagination be limited by the rules of reality. If you calm down and think carefully, you will find that this is a good idea.

Laziness is as much a harbinger of degradation as it is a source of progress.Such natures will support human beings to find the most efficient way to cover all aspects of life and society.

From things as big as the rectification of industry order to things as small as shitting, there is always room for optimization. "

Pu Jingxu was not frightened by the other party's tone, and still persevered in bewitching him.

"Scientific research shows that with the popularity of smartphones, people spend more and more time in the toilet. During this long period of time, people are distracted by their mobile phones, which causes the activity of the large intestine to slow down or even stop. Give the toilet a The circulation of resources has caused unnecessary congestion and congestion. Just like Su Yong, you must also play with your mobile phone now, right?"

Hearing this, Pu Xiurong subconsciously looked at the smartphone in his hand, recalling everything in the past, and suddenly felt that what Park Jingxu said made some sense.

He fell into deep thought for a moment.

Seeing that there was no movement in the bathroom for a long time, Park Jingxu was still wondering if he had failed in his deception, but suddenly the door was opened.

Thank goodness!

Park Jingxu showed a relieved smile. He was about to get past the other party, but was blocked by a long and slender catkin.

The boy cast a questioning look at the owner of the arm.

Surprisingly, what greeted him was the other person's face that looked filled with embarrassment and anger due to a faint blush.

"What are you doing!?"

Pu Jingxu was puzzled by the rhetorical question: "There are only a few things you can do in the toilet, right?"

"Are you a pervert? I just came out and the smell hasn't completely dissipated yet!"

Girls in their teens and 20s are at the age where they care about their own image.

Especially when her job is to be an idol and she is in front of her sweetheart, this feeling of shame will be even more magnified.

Although I don’t know if Park Kyung Wook will care, the embarrassment caused by just imagining it is too much for Pasu Yong to accept.

But for Park Jingxu, this is just a superfluous and somewhat cute idea.

After all, he had lived with the opposite sex for a while, and the smell of girls no longer held any mystery to him.

But rather than patiently explaining to the girl, Park Jingxu was more eager to sit on the damn toilet and squirt, because his stomach was already urging him crazily.

In order to achieve his goal, Park Jingxu felt that he needed to express a determined attitude that would not give up until the goal was achieved.

He reached across the other man's neck and placed his hand on the door frame.

The whole person quickly got close to the other party without reacting.

The girl was taken aback by this move, and while she took a step back and pressed her whole body against the door frame, there was a hint of panic in her tone.

Because the distance between their lips was only a few centimeters, the boy's warm and moist breath lightly touched the girl's cheek.

"Why, why are you suddenly..."

Halfway through the words, Park Xiurong noticed the imperativeness in the other person's eyes after their eyes met.

Suddenly I couldn't say the rest.

Because there is something seemingly crazy behind the imperative.

Her body's instinct was warning her that if she continued to stop it, something bad might happen.

"Su Yong... I'm in a hurry. Do you understand what I mean?"

The dreamy voice that haunted countless peninsula people whispered in the girl's ear, making Pasuyong swallow his saliva, and then nodded obediently.

The little hand with nowhere to rest had no choice but to press the door frame, and the subconscious exertion of force made the knuckles turn a little white.

For Park Soo-young, this was the most stressful moment in her short 19-year life.

I wasn’t that nervous when the debut spots were announced last year.

While I was nervous, inappropriate thoughts arose in my heart, as if I was praying for a longer time.

After receiving a satisfactory answer, Park Jingxu immediately put away his serious expression - that handsome and maturing face finally showed a heartfelt smile.

In the next second, the distance between the two was opened.

When Park Jingxu retracted his arm that was holding the door frame, he playfully picked up the other person's silky hair with his fingertips.

Gently lift a few strands and then bring the end of the hair close to the girl's nose and shake it.

The itching feeling made Park Xiurong almost sneeze.

"That's right... Although Pasu Yong, who is usually unruly and fights with me, is also very charming, but occasionally, it will be more popular if he behaves well!"

When Pu Xiurong recovered from the feeling of loss, he found himself standing at the door, and the bathroom door was tightly closed.

Now that the die is done, there is nothing we can do.

The girl curled her lips unconvinced and planned to leave.

Unexpectedly, the toilet door was suddenly opened again, revealing a smiling face.

"By the way, I forgot to mention that although it's cute to worry about others smelling it, Su Yong would still be better off paying a little attention to his diet."

After saying that, the door closed again, leaving the girl on the spot with her cheeks as hot as boiling water, trying hard to resist the urge to escape from the earth overnight.

However, what made this shame that could dig out a large villa even worse was that Park Xiurong accidentally spotted a few small heads poking out of the bedroom like gophers from the corner of his eye.

They were obviously different faces but had similar smiles. The loving and peaceful look made Pasuyong couldn't help but cover his face and murmured desperately.

"Destroy the world, hurry up..."

……

Park Jingxu experienced a strange and disturbing thing.

When he finished releasing himself and opened the bathroom door, several more eyes focused on him in an instant.

People who have just solved their toilet troubles will involuntarily lower their guard and their bodies will be in the most relaxed state.

In this situation, Park Jingxu was suddenly stared at by several meaningful silent gazes, which activated Park Jingxu's body's defense instinct and caused dense goosebumps to appear on his skin.

No one spoke, but it was impossible for Park Jingxu to continue the stalemate with them.

With no other choice, he had no choice but to speak.

"Uh... I'm done. If anyone needs the toilet, please use it."

"Everything about the toilet is fine, but I have something serious to ask Jingxu."

The first one to respond was captain Bae Zhuhyun, with his cold and unsmiling face, which was full of oppression.

The girls behind them imitated the captain's example, trying to use their strength in numbers to get the upper hand.

However, Park Jingxu didn't seem to be affected. He even pointed at the floor jokingly in the mood.

"Here? It's not that I don't have eyes... This is indeed a bit unpleasant. Besides, I'm a little hungry and can't smell this."

"..."

Ledbeibei's captain almost failed, and for a moment the corners of his mouth could not help but want to rise.

Looking at other people, it doesn't seem to be much better.

This girl group is not very funny at all!
After final consultation, everyone unanimously decided to change the meeting location to the kitchen.

Now that everyone has woken up, let's make breakfast.

Unlike the catastrophic performance of dinner, Ledbebe members are very good at making breakfast.

On the one hand, this is because breakfast is simple and easy to eat, and on the other hand, it may also be the result of the members' daily exercise since they were trainees.

Park Jingxu originally wanted to help, but the crowded and narrow kitchen did not have the conditions for multiple people to cooperate, so he had to "unfortunately" become a spectator and diner.

The boy crossed his hands on his lips and watched the busy scene in the kitchen (mainly his sister LINE was doing the work, and his younger sisters were responsible for causing trouble).

A warm scene can easily make people feel better.

A bold idea gradually emerged in my mind.

He was not a person who hesitated and blurted it out decisively.

"The weather is rare, let's go out and play!"

Before filming, Park Kyung Wook had confirmed with Ledbebe that they had no extra schedule these days and could shoot all day.

"Mo!? So sudden!?"

"But it's still a good idea."

The first responders were the two younger sisters. The children are at the age where they love to play.

And older sisters will think more.

"where to play?"

"It's better to stay at home if you just walk around."

"After all, the economic situation does not allow for large expenditures."

Park Jingxu knew the newcomer's concerns and smiled, patting his chest and confirming: "Since I proposed it, I will certainly pay for it."

"Great!"

After cheering, captain Bae Zhuhyun suddenly woke up. Her cold face turned red like a little girl for a moment, and then she quickly reminded the sisters not to fall into the trap.

"Don't be corrupted by sugar-coated bullets. We still have important things to solve, right?"

The sisters also stopped dancing when they heard this. The four women except Pu Xiurong looked at each other and seemed to have reached some kind of consensus at that moment.

The next moment, they even stopped preparing breakfast and gathered around Park Jingxu.

The moment before his vision was blocked, Park Jingxu seemed to see the apologetic expression on Pasu Yong's face.

The thoughtful young man smiled as he faced the aggressive girls.

"Do you have any questions? If you have an idea about your destination, then you don't have to act like you want to eat someone. I'm not such an uncompromising person. I have something to talk about. "

"It's not about playing." Pei Zhuxuan's prime minister, Sun Shengwan, replied.

"Actually, it has something to do with Su Yong." Jiang Seulqi, the general of Bae Zhuhyun's two main arms, explained.

In the end, the King of Ledebebei Kingdom, Bae Zhuhyun, made the judgment: "Jingxu, you and Su Yong pretended to be buddies, but they are actually dating, right?"

Surprise began to appear on the young man's face: "Where do you start talking about such nonsense?"

King Pei further announced the verdict: "Stop quibbling, we saw the scene where you banged Su Yong on the toilet wall just now!"

"So it's this..." Hearing this, Park Jingxu finally realized what he said, and suddenly felt a little funny, so he asked. "Didn't Su Yong explain it to you?"

"It's explained, but we don't believe it." Jin Yelin, who was watching the excitement, finally saw the opportunity and interjected.

"Okay, just take it as such." Park Jingxu shrugged, indicating that it didn't matter.

"You actually admitted it!"

The girls were shocked, this guy seemed a little too unscrupulous.

Even the other party involved, Pu Xiurong, didn't expect Park Jingxu to answer like this. In her impression, this guy should try his best to disassociate himself from it.

But Park Jingxu's words in the next second let her know that she was overthinking it.

"Since you don't believe it, I don't want to waste my words. After all, I'm a little hungry right now and I can't really muster the energy."

The way the boy spread his hands and pretended to be innocent made people grit their teeth, at least Park Soo Young was like that.

The brat is still so annoying!

Apparently, Pei Zhuxuan, who was used to being the captain, could not tolerate anyone challenging her authority, so she suddenly became bold and used a powerful Vajra Palm move towards the dinner table.

"Yeah! You brat, please be more serious!"

Looking at the other party's somewhat shocked expression, I felt quite satisfied instantly.

The always calm bad boy, you also have this moment!
However, the fact is that she was wrong. Park Jingxu's expression of surprise was not because he was frightened, but because he was surprised by the other party's unexpected actions.

He stared at the slender hand and then at the marble table.

The collision between the two is not just Mars hitting the Earth, it is just an egg hitting a stone.

Park Jingxu suppressed his laughter before slowly asking.

"Aren't your...hands hurting?"

"Ok?"

After the boy's reminder, the delayed pain was reconnected to the brain circuit signals.

The next moment, Pei Zhuxuan, who was staring wide-eyed, closed her eyes tightly again, the pain wrinkled the facial features on her face, and she couldn't stretch them out for a long time.

Only the small and exquisite mouth opened and closed slightly, revealing the white teeth inside.There is also a gap in the teeth, and cold air is constantly sucked into it.

"hiss--"

The beautiful lower half of the face combined with the wrinkled upper face like a newborn baby created an inexplicable sense of joy.

Not only Park Kyung Wook, but also the two major armies of King Bae, the little princess Jin Yelin, and the eldest princess Pa Suyong also betrayed her at this moment. The smile reached the boiling point and couldn't help but pour out like water from a dam.

"hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Suddenly, the house was filled with a happy air.

……

Joy is always short-lived, but pain is long-lasting.

At least at this time, the atmosphere has dropped to freezing point.

Because from top to bottom, everyone makes mistakes!

Overstepping the bounds of His Majesty Bae Ju-hyun, the supreme and sacred king of the Ledbebe Kingdom!

In the silence, Pu Jingxu looked around - the rest of the women were all sitting upright, waiting for the king to read their crimes.

Only he, the foreign envoy, is not affected. Oh, that's not entirely true.

Because he is still suspected of having an affair with the eldest princess, he is currently under strict supervision.

After a long time, King Pei finally spoke slowly.

"I am very sad."

Just a few words made the rest tremble.

"We clearly promised to unite the front, but what about the reality? You turned against me in the face of battle! Your laughter is cutting my heart!"

Hearing this, the little princess Jin Yelin couldn't help but raise her hands to retort: ​​"Unnie, I disagree with your accusation. We have received strict training and pure cultural influence. The vision test is definitely available to everyone. Excellent grades, generally speaking, such things as inappropriate laughter will not happen."

"Unless you can't help it." The eldest princess Pu Xiurong added.

The line seemed to enter the strike zone of both arms, instantly triggering a second round of laughter.

Seeing this, Pei Zhuxuan couldn't help but support her forehead. The child grew up and became more and more difficult to manage.

In desperation, she had no choice but to settle for the next best thing.

"I'll forgive you for the laughter. The more serious question now is whether Su Yong is in love or not. This is related to the future of the group and must be thoroughly investigated!"

As the king gave the order, all aggressive eyes were focused on Park Jingxu.

This made the young man quite speechless.

"Nu Na, the truth is right next to you, why do you always turn a blind eye?"

"Yes, Unnie, Jingxu and I have nothing to do with each other." Pu Xiurong helped. She wanted to do something, but this guy was not good at it.

King Bae Zhuhyun obviously has his own ideas: "In pursuit of the truth, of course we can't just listen to your one-sided words. It still takes a long time to observe before we can draw a conclusion!"

Pu Jingxu and Pu Xiurong looked at each other, and they both pursed their lips helplessly.

"Since Nu Na has such a leisurely attitude, then it's up to you. What I'm more concerned about now is going out to play."

"That's right! Jingxu has already said that he will pay for it, so we can't miss such a good opportunity!"

With everyone taking turns to persuade her, Bae Joo Hyun finally stopped focusing on the suspicion of love and started to participate in the topic of going out and having fun.

When it comes to travel, other people's interest is much higher, talking about some of the destinations in their minds, which are some of the more famous places on the peninsula.

However, Park Jingxu thought that they were too timid and limited their imagination.

"Let me tell you, everyone's vision should not be limited to the country. To be honest, I have visited many places over the years, and the common experience is that there is probably nothing interesting in the peninsula."

"Do you want to go abroad again!?" Sun Shengwan's eyes widened. As the only member who grew up abroad, he has much more experience in this area than the others, and many place names instantly appeared in his mind.

Hearing this, the others were equally surprised and happy.It was Park Jingxu's generosity to be surprised, and it was also Park Jingxu's generosity to be delighted.

"But considering the round-trip distance and visa issues, well... we can only choose visa-free countries in Asia, and there doesn't seem to be much choice... I'll just go with Neon."

The issues of visas and distance put a damper on their enthusiasm for discussion, but after hearing that Park Jingxu had decided on the destination, their high interest was revived again.

After the excitement, the little princess Jin Yelin asked again: "Are you going to Tokyo?"

Park Jingxu glanced at her: "No, we are going to Fukuoka. It should be very comfortable to go to the hot springs in this weather."

When I heard about soaking in hot springs, there was another burst of "Yeah!" and cheers.

After a simple high-five to celebrate, General Kang Seulgi asked in succession: "Are there any famous hot springs in Fukuoka?"

"That's not true, but a friend of mine recommended a local hot spring to me. Now that I have the chance, I'll go check it out."

"Friends? Male or female?" Park Soo-young asked reflexively, as if an alarm was triggered by a certain keyword.

It's a pity that she regretted the words as soon as she said them, and she was worried that she would be regarded as the kind of troublesome woman who asked questions.

Fortunately, Park Jingxu didn't pay attention to her little offense and just looked at her with a half-smile.

"You can guess about Su Yong, but I won't tell you the answer."

"Humph! I don't even need you to tell me!"

What Park Xiurong said is true. According to Park Jingxu's performance in school, he basically has no same-sex friends.

　Thanks Jiraiya for the tip!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)