unscientific love

Chapter 40 040. Street performance!

"Today's special offer, a large-capacity power bank for 9 yuan!"

Squatting on the ground, Ao Ye shouted as he watched people coming and going.

All kinds of urban beauties come and go in a hurry, high-heeled shoes clicking, including many sexy white-collar workers with a lot of charm. Life is not easy, and everyone is running for their own lives.

But Ao Ye thinks the logic of selling things is this: the first step is to have a good product;

The second step is to let people know;
The third step is, if you don’t buy today, you will lose money and regret it to death.

In terms of products, Ao Ye has tested it and found that as long as the data cable does not stretch across the crotch, it will be fully charged in 20 minutes.

In terms of visibility, it needs to be known, but many people don’t know it now.

You will be at a loss if you don’t buy it today, mainly because of its high quality and low price, because for 9 yuan, you can buy a brand new 9 mAh power bank, which can be conservatively estimated to be charged 5000 times.

9 yuan 9, really great value.

Just go shopping online and find out.

At first, after Ao Ye finished shouting, there was no movement.

Because most of them came here to listen to the little brother singing, and some even lingered for a while. They had already left and looked back from time to time.

In other words, these little brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts passing by were all occupied by the singing.

Let’s look at someone selling power banks here.

The mind is no longer so strong.

However, this brother does sing well.

But the situation between him and Ao Ye was not much better, because most people just watched and listened without paying.

This resulted in this guy's desire to sing getting worse and worse, and he obviously couldn't sing well several times.

Then the reaction of passersby changed from the original expression of listening to a smile.

"This guy is very brave. He has the nerve to come out and sing like this."

"That's right, embarrassing!"

"Go back and practice!"

……

"I'll go to the flyover Jay Chou!"

It was okay at first, but later on when most people looked about the same, this guy's mentality was a bit broken.

Stopped.

Stop singing.

With the sound of the microphone falling to the ground, there was a loud sound.

Declare the failure of street performance.

"It would be great if we had this device to sell power banks while singing."

Ao Ye muttered.

It's a pity.

This guy is actually not bad at singing.

But it’s like a newbie who has just started singing and hasn’t overcome his inner demons yet.

After waiting for nearly half an hour, no one passed by showed any interest. A few women occasionally looked here and glanced at Ao Ye's appearance, but they were not interested in the special price power bank.

"It's 22:30. If we can't sell anymore, the small shops will close down."

Ao Ye's eyes lit up.

The guy next to me has already started packing up his audio equipment.

"Today's special price, 9 yuan 9 for a power bank, 5000 mAh, fast charging in 20 minutes to fully charge your mobile phone, making your mobile phone like a super power supply, rejuvenated, the last 20!"

Ao Ye shouted a few more times.

Finished calf.

One of the girls, wearing an OL secretary outfit, glanced at Ao Ye and stepped up her heels.

I don't know what to mutter on the side of my mouth.

"He's handsome, but he's actually doing this at night."

"Just take care of me."

……

……

"I'll give you a little slap."

What are you muttering about?

"No, start plan B!"

I saw the guy next door packing up his instruments and getting ready to leave.

Ao Ye quickly stood up and said, "Brother, can I borrow your guitar?"

"what?"

The guy was suspicious at first, then turned back and continued to pack his instruments.

"Just for a while, I felt drunk when I first listened to you singing. I sang well at the beginning, but my hips hurt later. My mentality is not good."

Ding!
Straight men are worth +100!

The younger brother was furious.Soon, he clenched his fists and his whole body seemed to be trembling.

At this time, Ao Ye was also ready.

Because just now a multiple-choice question appeared in front of him again, with four options.

A. Comfort him and say it's okay. If you practice more, it will be fine.Completion reward: Nuanman value +50
B. Make money together, propose a plan to sell power banks together, and seek the other party’s consent.Completion reward: Business value +20
C. It’s none of my business, just ignore it, I still want to sell power banks.Completion reward: Self-discipline +30
D. diss, his mentality was too easy and he collapsed. He sang well in the front, but he pulled his pants later.Completion reward: Straight male value +100
Of course I chose D.

Ao Ye didn't even think about it.

After carefully reviewing the questions, I directly said, "You have such a bad mentality, you will be so hip-stretching when you sing later."

……

To tell the truth, after talking about it, Ao Ye was afraid that the little brother would just throw the guitar at him, and spread all the negative emotions of defeat on Ao Ye.

But after a while.

The little brother turned around, obviously a little trembling, and replied: "You are right, I just have a bad mentality, eh..."

Then he sat down on the ground.

He sighed heavily.

"Use it if you want, and just return it to me later."

!!!

Oh my god.

Ao Ye completely worshiped this unscientific system.

Any straight male behavior that can gain straight male value will always make things progress for the better.

Grandpa System, I decided to get serious with you from today on.

Ao Ye looked at the translucent holographic projection information on the interface above his head, and suddenly felt a sense of intimacy.

This system came to me a few weeks ago. Although it is unscientific, it always loses the value of straight men, which makes people feel a bit ruthless.

Even icy.

But after experiencing it several times, I found that it was always a good thing for me.

Lin Yan'er is like this.

The sweet girl with twin ponytails is like this.

This is the hidden beauty wearing black stockings that I bumped into on the subway.

Now, the same is true when I meet this guy who failed to play guitar and sing.

Except when I met the pair of good-looking twin sisters, my heart softened for a while, and I felt that I had to respect others, and there was no way to choose a straight man.

In the end, the incident went to the police station.

Grandpa System, today we can be regarded as heart-to-heart, physically and mentally united.

Thank you.

Ao Ye was excited.

He quickly got up from the brick he was sitting on and went over to get the guy's equipment.

You have to hurry up, if you delay too much, I will probably get impatient and leave.

But Ao Ye saw that the other party suddenly lit a cigarette, and started to smoke it with some resignation.

Can not help but feel a little sad and emotional.

Life is helpless.

Unsatisfactory things often happen.

"Cough cough!"

5 minutes later.

Ao Ye took over the other party's guitar, topic, and stereo.

There is also a laptop.

Connect the speakers, which should be used for amplification and accompaniment playback.

Music software is a pain in the ass.

Ao Ye searched around and finally focused on the theme song of "Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba", the theme song of "Your Name", and the songs "Meet" and "Backlight".

Later, I also chose a song called "You Are Everywhere", which is a popular song nowadays.

Ready.

Ao Ye cleared his throat and put the power bank and the "Limited time benefit, grab the new power bank for 9 yuan and 9" label board and QR code there.

“Wherever you walk, there is only unbearable longing~”

"Keep you in my heart"

"I miss you every day and every night~"

"Afraid of your tears"

"No one can erase it for you~"

As the accompaniment sounded, Ao Ye started singing in a low voice.

　Thank you [I Met You When I Was Young] for the 2 recommendation votes and encouraging messages.After being quarantined at home for 2 days, unexpected news came that I also need to quarantine for 48 hours when I go to the company. Double the brothers.Please protect.

　　


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