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Chapter 112 Daily life at the beginning of school
Time does not change according to your will, it becomes your state of mind.

It's been a while since college started, and everyone is getting out of the holiday syndrome.

I threw myself into intense study.

For major societies, the most important thing is recruitment activities.

Tea Club, as a salted fish drying on the playground…

President Lu feels that it is necessary to be in a group as much as possible, and also try to recruit new members in the club!
Just think of it as a warm-up in advance to find the next Shacha, cough, cough, find the next president.

After waiting for a long time, I finally got an interview. Although my specialty is writing poems in seven steps, it doesn't matter because the tea art club is so broad.

Lu Qiaochuan said with great interest: "Oh! Take two steps!"

This specialty is not liked by others, but it suits Lu Xiaozhou, who hopes people will live forever.

As for the junior brother, he turned around and started walking, but as he walked, the person left...

Li Banxia looked at his junior brother who walked away and was extremely speechless: "Is this a poem written in seven steps... I'm afraid it's not a poem written in seven steps..."

Hearing Li Banxia's complaints, President Lu was speechless. He also felt that this was off the mark.

Li Banxia originally thought this was outrageous enough, but he didn't expect that the talent he was interviewing next would stab Li Banxia in the butt with a knife - which opened his eyes...

There is a person who performs cross talk between two people...

Yes, one person was performing a cross talk between two people. Li Banxia and the other five people watched this junior brother acting back and forth, fearing that he would suffer from schizophrenia, so they hurriedly stopped him.

There is another person who is not afraid of death. As soon as he came for the interview, he stood directly in front of Li Shuci and said with a concave look: "Hey beauty~ I don't know if you are honored..."

"bump!!"

Before the prodigal junior brother finished speaking, Li Banxia squeezed out the water in his hand!

This huge sound startled everyone.

Li Banxia calmly shook the water in his hand and said with a smile to the confused junior brother: "Sorry, sorry, it was a little noisy just now. My girlfriend didn't hear what you were saying clearly. Can you please say it again?"

It is said that those who understand current affairs are heroes. After the junior brother calmed down, he chuckled a few times and ran away.

Looking at the junior brother leaving, Lu Qiaochuan sighed helplessly: "This junior brother, every session is really worse than the last..."

At this moment, he finally realized what the teacher felt when he said these words to them.

"You are still as pure as you were back then~"

Li Banxia deeply agrees with Lu Qiaochuan's words. He didn't travel through that meeting back then, and he didn't meet such a bully existence in the clubs he joined.

I interviewed 12 people in one morning, and there were not many normal people among them. However, after chatting with the normal people for a few words, they discovered the salty nature of the Tea Club and decided to go to other clubs.

Li Banxia rubbed her bulging temples and said tiredly: "I always feel that the land called Sanguan has been plowed all over again..."

Lu Qiaochuan was also tired. Seeing Bi Shisan and An Jie going to dinner after being hit hard at the beginning of school, he planned to let everyone go to eat together.

"You guys go eat first, I'll go there later."

Li Banxia rubbed his forehead and said, his outlook on life was still being rebuilt and he had no appetite for the time being.

Li Shuci and Ren Yifan decided to accompany Li Banxia and wait until Lu Qiaochuan and Zhong Bai finished eating before changing shifts.

When Lu Qiaochuan and Zhong Bai walked away, Ren Yifan looked at Li Banxia, ​​who was still pretending, and said directly: "Come on, Mr. Li, Mr. Lu and the others have gone far."

After hearing this, Li Banxia stopped pretending, looked at the time and said, "I guess it will take a long time for the two of them to eat this meal."

"Mr. Li, why don't you have dinner with Mr. Lu?"

"Ah……"

Li Banxia said speechlessly: "Ever since Zhong Bai and Lu Qiaochuan got together, his IQ has plummeted. Although I like to feed others dog food, it doesn't mean that I like to watch others show affection in front of me..."

After speaking, Zhong Bai's affectation appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help shivering.

And Ren Yifan looked at Li Banxia, ​​who was close to him, and couldn't help but nodded in agreement!

I was really disgusted by Lu Qiaochuan and Zhong Bai. In comparison, Li Banxia and Li Shuci were simply not too normal.

"Then let's go shopping now?"

Ren Yifan quite agreed with Li Banxia's proposal. It was better than sitting here stupidly.

Then he followed Li Banxia and Li Shuci for a walk.

Because at this time, basically everyone was going to eat, and there were no people at the recruitment offices of major societies.

Until Li Banxia and the other two came to the recruitment office of the Propaganda Department, they saw Lin Luoxue dazed there alone. As acquaintances, Li Banxia decided to go up and say hello.

"Ms. Lin, why are you alone?"

Lin Luoxue was in a daze, but was awakened by the sudden greeting. She came out of her daze. When she saw it was Li Banxia and the others, she simply said hello.

When Ren Yifan saw Lin Luoxue, who was of the same rank, sitting alone and dejected, he couldn't help but joke: "Yo yo yo ~ This is not a man of the past, why is he sitting on the roadside alone?"

At this time, Lin Luoxue was not in the mood to talk to Ren Yifan, nor did she start a fight.

Li Banxia looked at Lin Luoxue who was in a bad mood, and didn't want to disturb her too much, so she planned to get Ren Yifan away.

Unfortunately, at this time, Ren Yifan became interested in Lin Luoxue, and said to Li Banxia: "Mr. Li, you and Li Shuci go to eat, I will play here for a while."

Seeing Ren Yifan's shamelessness, Li Banxia had no choice but to say sorry to Lin Luoxue.

Lin Luoxue didn't care. She was quite depressed at the moment. She was quite happy to have a master who could relieve her boredom with a few tricks.

Seeing that Lin Luoxue really didn't mind Ren Yifan being here, Li Banxia had no choice but to leave with Li Shuci.

……

"Are they both okay?"

On the way to the cafeteria, Li Shuci expressed concern about the tit-for-tat situation between the two.

After hearing this, Li Banxia waved his hands and said, "I feel more at ease with Ren Yifan. Don't worry that Lin Luoxue will suffer. The two of us can only make a little joke."

Moreover, Li Banxia didn't think that Ren Yifan could take advantage of Lin Luoxue. Neither of them were white rabbits like Li Shuci.

To say that he has eight hundred thoughts is a small amount.

Just when Li Banxia was comforting Li Shuci, he saw an inhuman figure on the road, Guo Baoyou...

"Gourou, what are you doing here..."

To be honest, Li Banxia was a little afraid to recognize him, because Guo Baoyou was wearing an extremely ugly Pitao Jun toy hood, lying listlessly on the table...

"Eh?! Boss Li, sister-in-law! Hello!"

Suddenly he heard someone calling him, Guo Baoyou turned around and saw Li Banxia and Li Shuci, saying hello in surprise.

Li Banxia had previously introduced Li Shuci to Quan Zhangting and Guo Baoyou, so they were no strangers to Li Shuci.

"You... hello..."

Li Shuci was not afraid of Guo Baoyou, she simply thought that the doll Guo Baoyou was wearing was really ugly and scary!

Li Banxia and Li Shuci had the same views, and with Guo Baoyou shaking his head, the doll was even more ugly.

I could only endure the discomfort and asked, "Gorou, what are you doing here?"

After hearing what Li Banxia said, Guo Baoyou took a leaflet and showed it to Li Banxia and said, "Isn't this the club recruiting new members? I'm distributing leaflets here."

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Li Banxia took it and looked at it. It said Singles Mutual Aid Society...

"Singles' mutual aid club?!"

Li Banxia was not sure and asked Guo Baoyou: "There is still this club in the school?!" "Yes, Boss Li."

Guo Baoyou's face seemed to be shining with divine light at this moment: "We do not stick to singleism, nor do we pursue "leaving singles" in a hurry for quick success."

"We just want you to find someone to chat with when you feel bored occasionally; you can find a suitable partner when you don't want to eat or watch a movie alone, or when you are playing games or playing singles and are short of someone."

"We downplay the concept of gender, purpose and utilitarianism. If possible, we prefer to be a group of brothers and sisters who are not related by blood but cherish each other and take care of each other."

Guo Baoyou explained the meaning of society to Li Banxia in a sacred manner.

And after listening to what Guo Baoyou said, Li Banxia actually still had the slightest urge to join...

To be honest, Li Banxia just thought that this singles mutual aid club existed like the FFF group. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be quite upright.

The so-called FFF group, also called the Heretic Inquisition, means a group that wants to "burn" the other party when encountering a show of affection, so it specifically refers to singles.

Seeing that Li Banxia and Li Shuci were very interested in their club, he told them in detail.

For example, if you have skills that you appreciate each other, you can exchange skills for free; it can give you a moment of respite in this world full of dog food; you can also share happy or sad things with each other, etc.

"You guys are amazing!"

After listening to Li Shuci, he admired Guo Baoyou's association very much.

Hearing Li Shuci's compliment, Guo Baoyou felt embarrassed and said, "Hey, hey, sister-in-law, you are flattering me."

Looking at the iron-headed Guo Baoyou with Mr. Butt Tao above his head, Li Banxia felt both funny and helpless.

"Then what do you mean by wearing that thing on your head?"

"Oh, Boss Li, you said this."

With that said, Guo Baoyou took off the butt peach: "This is an inspiration I got by chance. Boss Li, don't you think if I wear this, I will definitely be the most handsome guy in the audience!"

“In the morning alone, our club received hundreds of applications for membership!”

Guo Baoyou excitedly shared with Li Banxia that their club was so busy in the morning!Busier than the school’s propaganda department!

"Fuck... the most handsome guy in the room is so humble..." Li Banxia complained secretly in his heart.

"Do you want to go to dinner with us?"

Guo Baoyou thought for a while, and there was no one around now anyway, so he went to the canteen with Li Banxia to have a bite.

Of course, Mr. Fart Tao took it off his head. If it wasn't for recruiting new recruits, Guo Baoyou wouldn't wear this ugly thing...

Don't tell me, it was a coincidence that his mother opened the door for Qiao today and arrived home by coincidence.

As soon as the three people arrived at the cafeteria, they saw Quan Zhangting sitting alone in the cafeteria.

As a good friend who fell in love with each other, Guo Baoyou rushed to greet him. If his good brother fell in love, he could still give him warm comfort as soon as possible.

"Stocks, why are you here alone?"

"Dog meat? Boss Li! Sister-in-law!"

Quan Zhangting was surprised and said hello.

But Guo Baoyou was more concerned about his brother's single issue. Seeing that he didn't answer him, he asked again.

Quan Zhangting has been classmates with Guo Baoyou for a year, so it can be said that he is too familiar with him.

Faced with Guo Baoyou's seemingly caring problem, it actually contained evil intentions.

Quan Zhangting showed a polite smile and said: "I'm sorry to disappoint you. Lizi and I have not broken up, but she has something to do now and has to come over later."

Hearing Quan Zhangting's answer, Guo Baoyou was very disappointed and instantly fainted: "Oh..."

Although Guo Baoyou joined the Singles Mutual Aid Association, it does not prevent him from wanting to be single and hope that his good brothers will be single.

When Quan Zhangting heard this, he wanted to give Guo Baoyou a stick, but he had no equipment around him, so he could only suppress the tempting thought temporarily.

Watching the daily drama of falling in love and killing each other in the dormitory, Li Banxia became immune.

Li Shuci found it very funny. This was not the first day she met Li Banxia, ​​two interesting roommates.

"You guys should stop standing and sit down together."

Looking at the three people who were censoring each other, looking at him from above, Quan Zhangting felt like he was a criminal, and he quickly asked the three people to sit down.

After listening, Guo Baoyou also sat down, but he didn't forget to do something!
Quan Zhangting's girlfriend Shao Li walked over, but Quan Zhangting's back was to Shao Li and he didn't notice her coming.

Then he asked: "By the way, when did you have feelings for your girlfriend about stocks?"

Looking at Guo Baoyou who was not a human being, Li Banxia wanted to remind Quan Zhangting, but he saw Shao Li shaking his head at him. It seemed that she was also interested in this topic.

And Li Banxia, ​​who got the hint, could only give up...

Silently praying for Quan Zhangting in his heart: "Stocks...don't talk nonsense later, otherwise Shao Li's physique can basically send you to God with one punch..."

Having said that, I will still try my best to come back for Quan Zhangting later. I just hope that Quan Zhangting will not commit suicide. What he said is too outrageous...

Regarding this topic, Quan Zhangting giggled a few times, and then said: "Isn't it just during the military training? Lizi and I fell in love with each other at first sight."

Hearing Quan Zhangting's words of not wanting Bichi, Shao Li behind him blushed, but he didn't want to wake him up yet.

Faced with this bowl of dog food, Guo Baoyou said he would not eat it!
This Minghuanghuang did not frame Quan Zhangting, but gave him an assist!
Unwilling to give up, Guo Baoyou asked another question: "Then if there is a girl who is more perfect than Shao Li, let's put it this way, that girl is completely your ideal type, and then she appears in front of you, will you empathize with her? Don’t fall in love?”

"will not."

Quan Zhangting said with a smile: "If you feel that a person can be your partner, even if you don't call her at the time, you will still want to talk to her after how long you have known her."

"For a person, if you have feelings, you have feelings. If you don't have feelings, you won't feel them in this life."

Hearing this, even if Guo Baoyou originally had the intention of teasing Quan Zhangting, he was no longer in the mood now...

Li Banxia breathed a sigh of relief for Quan Zhangting, and then said to him with a smile: "Look behind you~"

When Quan Zhangting heard this, he looked back and saw his girlfriend standing behind him with a rosy face and a dimple-like smile.

As soon as she saw Shao Li, Quan Zhangting's face turned red!
He quickly stood up and asked: "Lizi, how long have you been here?!"

Shao Li looked at Quan Zhangting's face, which was blushing at a speed that was visible to the naked eye, and smiled: "From the moment of love at first sight, I'm here."

Listen, Quan Zhangting doesn't know Guo Baoyou's sinister intentions!

"Dog meat!!"

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Gorou classmate immediately got up and ran away!

Quan Zhangting became so angry that he immediately decided to hunt down Guo Baoyou!
Seeing her childish boyfriend chasing after her roommate, Shao Li apologized to Li Banxia and went after Quan Zhangting.

Looking at the daily farce in the dormitory, Li Banxia shook his head helplessly.

At this moment, Li Shuci on the side summoned up the courage to ask: "Li Banxia... why did you like me in the first place... If your ideal girl stood in front of you, would you fall in love with someone else... …”

Guo Baoyou killed two soldiers with one peach...

Sure enough, when a couple breaks up, no single dog is innocent!

Little White Rabbit Li Shuci was influenced by Guo Baoyou and started thinking wildly.

After hearing this, Li Banxia quickly took Li Shuci's hand and said dotingly: "I don't know why I like you, but you are the reason why I reject others..."

After listening to Li Shuci, he said something disgusting, but still showed a smile and said: "Let's eat quickly!"

Obviously, I am very satisfied with Li Banxia’s answer~
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