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Chapter 163 90-pound sister, 89-pound rebellion

See everyone is here.

Li Haichao shouted to Li Jianjian, who was still occupying the toilet: "Xiao Jian'er, come out to eat quickly, I'm waiting for you."

"I know, Dad~"

Li Jianjian came out of the toilet only after Li Haichao's repeated calls.

Then he quickly sat on his seat and laughed silly.

This happy look made Li Haichao couldn't help but joke: "What's wrong, our little Jianjian, what great thing happened to us on the first day of school?"

"Big things are big things~"

Li Jianjian said sarcastically: "But it's not such a big deal~"

After hearing this, Li Banxia and He Ziqiu looked at each other, wondering what this little girl was talking about.

The three of them basically stayed together today except during class time.

And even if there was something big, Li Jianjian couldn't wait to share it with them on the way back, so why wait until now.

Thinking of this, Li Banxia asked doubtfully: "What's the big deal? Why don't you and I know about it?"

"Yeah, stop playing riddles and tell me if you have anything to say!"

And Li Jianjian saw that the atmosphere was already in place.

Then he stood up, pulled the chair back, and looked at everyone with a proud look.

Then he took a deep breath, spread his hands, and shouted with a smile: "Today! I'm on my period~~"

As soon as these words came out, several men present instantly fell into embarrassment and silence...

There is nothing to say about each other, but a thousand lines of tears.

If the special effects can appear, then the viewers will see a crow flying slowly above their heads.

The scene was silent for a long time after Li Jianjian finished speaking.

Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit tense, Li Banxia decided to take the lead in breaking the deadlock.

After letting out a long sigh, he said helplessly: "Li Jianjian, didn't I ask Sister Fangfang from Granny Qian's family to teach you these physiological knowledge..."

"Brother, I know what the difference in body structure between men and women is."

Li Jianjian said nonchalantly: "Besides, I'm just talking at home and not publicizing it on the streets, so don't worry~"

Then she excitedly shared her mood at this moment with everyone!
"You don't know, when I was in junior high school, the girls in the class started getting their periods one after another, but I didn't."

"At that time, I was worried about whether there was something wrong with my body. Otherwise, why would I be special?!"

"After all, my mother passed away relatively early, and I was still wondering whether she might have inherited pulmonary hypertension from me..."

When Li Banxia heard this, he felt more and more something was wrong.

In order to prevent her from making a shocking statement, she quickly interrupted: "Didn't I explain it to you before? Auntie's pulmonary hypertension was caused by lung disease and will not be passed on to you."

"Brother, I know~"

Li Jianjian waved his hands and said, "I am listening carefully to what you said!"

"You also said that girls can't walk around wearing little vests all the time when they are older, so you asked Sister Fangfang to take me shopping for bras and underwear when I was in junior high school."

"At that time, Sister Fangfang praised you as a friend of women, it was..."

"Stop stop stop!!"

Li Banxia hurriedly stopped this idiot from making a speech that would ruin his reputation.

Because those words just now have successfully put him on the grill...

After hearing this, several people at the dinner table looked at Li Banxia with strange eyes.

Li Haichao organized his words carefully: "Ling Xiao, don't blame Dad Li for talking too much. Dad Li is very curious about where you know this...this knowledge..."

Li Banxia forced a smile: "If you read a lot, you will naturally know everything..."

These words made Ling Heping secretly stab his son in the back: "Ling Xiao must have read those unhealthy books, right?!"

No!

He secretly made up his mind to have a good talk with Ling Xiao when he got home from work in the evening and not let him go astray.

"Really? Brother." He Ziqiu asked in confusion: "Which book are you reading? Why don't I know?"

This damn kid has no eyesight!
Li Banxia resisted the urge to use the Nine Yin White Bone Claw on his Tianling Cap!
She forced herself to look at him with an amiable smile: "Come to me upstairs at night and I'll tell you."

"Ha ha……"

Although He Ziqiu didn't know which minefield he had touched.

But judging from Li Banxia's reaction, if she really went to tell him about this matter at night, her life would probably be in danger.

He suddenly said: "No need, brother, I have a lot of homework and don't have any extra time to read extracurricular books..."

Then he quickly turned his head to look at the food and said, "Stop chatting, let's eat quickly, the food is getting cold~"

As he said that, he started to eat by himself.

This action woke up Ling Heping and Li Haichao from their sluggish state.

He immediately got rid of the embarrassment and cooperated with He Ziqiu to eat.

He just glanced at Li Banxia with suspicion from time to time.

But Li Jianjian started eating so quickly when he saw them leaving him to dry.

Very dissatisfied: "What's wrong with you, why don't you congratulate me..."

Before she finished speaking, Li Banxia put a hand on her head.

He said kindly: "Li Jianjian, didn't you listen to what your little brother said? The food is getting cold. Eat it quickly."

Hiding a knife in a smile...

Feeling the fierce murderous intent coming from above.

Li Jianjian, who was frightened by this scene, swallowed unconsciously and timidly replied: "I will eat..."

Then he stopped acting like a monster and started eating obediently.

In the end, the dinner at the beginning of school was spent in embarrassment and silence.

After dinner, Li Banxia took Li Jianjian to the supermarket to buy some snacks and fruits, and also bought her sanitary napkins.

After all, as you grow older, you still have to prepare what you need to prepare.

Although when checking out, the cashier looked very strange.

Li Banxia, ​​on the other hand, kept a poker face throughout and did not let her see the slightest hint of embarrassment.

This kind of small scene should not be too friendly compared to dinner.

It's just that Li Jianjian laughed at this process from the supermarket to his home.

Not only that, enjoying alone is not as good as enjoying together.

After returning home, Li Jianjian described the incident vividly to Li Haichao and He Ziqiu.

(╬￣Dish￣)
This operation made Li Banxia's temples tingle!
He felt that the reason why Li Jianjian was missing a string was because he had too little homework.

So when a few of them laughed until their stomach hurt, he turned and went back upstairs.

I brought a gift package of review materials for various subjects that I had prepared for Li Jianjian.

"boom!"

Li Banxia put the review materials on the table.

He smiled gently and said, "Come on, Li Jianjian, it's getting late. Brother, I'm here to help you with your homework."

Please believe in the loving heart of an old father.

Because of the embarrassment at dinner time, I will never deliberately retaliate against her about the trivial matter of publicizing my embarrassment in buying sanitary napkins~
Please believe it!
(⊙o⊙)...

When several people present saw the thick pile of study materials appear, their happiness came to an abrupt end.

Especially Li Jianjian!

She stared blankly at Li Banxia, ​​who was smiling like a devil in front of her.

Look at the pile of study materials on the table again.

At this moment, Li Jianjian is a little doubtful about life...

However, dominated by a strong desire to survive, Li Jianjian immediately ran to Li Banxia.

She held his hand and said coquettishly: "Brother, did you remember wrongly? Today is the first day of school. The knowledge taught is very simple. Your dear and lovely sister doesn't need to write these review materials for the time being.~ "

"My dear silly sister."

Li Banwan said: "With your penultimate score, is the so-called simple knowledge really simple for you? Brother, I call it preparation for a rainy day."

After saying that, she picked up the study materials and took Li Jianjian to her room.

"Brother! Brother! Are you a devil!"

Li Jianjian kept struggling on the way: "I beg you, please let me go, today is only the first day!" Unfortunately, with her physical strength against the fifth scum, she could not slow down Li Banxia's speed at all.

However, Li Jianjian is good at seizing various survival opportunities.

When passing by He Ziqiu, he grabbed this life-saving straw with his other hand.

He kept begging: "Brother, brother! Help me!"

"If my brother wants to abuse me, you can't betray the revolution. You must stand by my side!"

"Don't worry Jianjian, you can always trust your little brother!"

He Ziqiu patted Li Jianjian's hand to reassure her.

Then he said with a loyal smile: "Brother, today is only the first day. Are you a little too harsh on Li Jianjian..."

"is it?"

Looking at He Ziqiu who looked like a child of the world.

Li Banxia suddenly realized: "By the way, Ziqiu, I remember that when I bought review materials for Jianjian, I also bought you two large stacks of test papers. Why don't you go upstairs and look for them?"

These words made He Ziqiu's originally brilliant smile suddenly freeze.

Li Banxia's act of buying him review materials was not problematic in itself.

The point is that there is something wrong with two big piles of three words...

The senior year classes were already stressful, and he wouldn't be able to sleep if he had to write so many extra test papers!

He Ziqiu muttered in a low voice: "Brother... I don't need to, my grades are still pretty good..."

"That's wrong, my good brother, are your grades good enough to be number one in your grade?"

Li Banxia said regretfully: "This is called diligence can make up for weakness!"

After listening to Li Banxia's words, look at the pitiful Li Jianjian again.

He Ziqiu wanted to grit his teeth and agree: "Isn't it just two stacks of test papers?! I'll write it!"

But then I heard Li Banxia say: "Sorry, I remembered it wrong, it was not two piles, it was four piles!"

He Ziqiu Guo Duan pulled Li Haichao over and turned his head away from Li Banxia: "Brother, Dad has something to ask you."

Then he passed the signal to Li Jianjian.

"Sister, it's not that I don't want to save you, it's that I can't help you..."

Four big piles? !

He Ziqiu can be sure that there must not be so many test papers upstairs now!

But according to Li Banxia's sinister character, if he agrees.

From now on, there will be fresh test papers waiting for him every day...

"traitor!!"

After receiving the signal, Li Jianjian almost chewed the lollipop in his mouth!
She knew that her younger brother couldn't beat Li Banxia, ​​but she didn't expect it to happen so quickly.

Now she can only place all her hopes on her biological father.

Li Haichao naturally understood what Li Jianjian wanted him to do, but looking at Li Banxia, ​​who was obviously in scheming mode, he was a little cautious.

Swallowing his saliva, he plucked up his courage and whispered: "That, Ling Xiao..."

"Dad Li, I understand."

Li Banxia is not blind, he can clearly see the eye contact between these people.

So they blocked Li Jianjian's retreat first.

"Don't worry, leave Li Jianjian's studies to me. If you, Dad Li, want to watch TV, please go upstairs and watch it for a while."

After saying that, regardless of Li Jianjian's resistance, he pulled her into the room.

On the way, Li Jianjian was still wailing: "Comrades! Where there is oppression, there is resistance!"

"We must unite and defeat the evil forces together! Comrades!!"

"Down with the evil forces!"

The lamentation of the scumbag simply makes the listener sad and the listener shed tears.

Li Haichao and He Ziqiu stood in the living room and looked at the tragic situation, comforting each other. It was not because they were cowardly, but for Li Jianjian's good...

When Li Banxia sat Li Jianjian down at the desk, Li Jianjian sobbed vividly.

People who didn't know thought he had done something to Li Jianjian.

Looking at the performance of this drama queen, Li Banxia couldn't help complaining: "Okay, how come there are so many dramas!"

"I just asked you to write a test paper, why do I feel like the executioner of the old society is about to drag you to behead..."

"Ha ha……"

Li Jianjian said helplessly: "It's better to ask me to write a paper than to behead my head..."

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Li Banxia patted her head and said silently: "Take out the textbook first."

"Oh……"

Seeing Li Banxia's tone of voice that he could not refuse, Li Jianjian could only accept the reality dejectedly...

He took out the textbook with very slow movements.

No matter how slowly he took it, he still took out the textbook.

Li Banxia took it and glanced at it, then placed the textbook in front of her.

Based on his understanding of Li Jianjian, she slept on her stomach 100% of the time during class, so he had no problem asking her what she taught today.

Instead, he explained to her today's knowledge points based on the memories in his mind from his freshman year of high school...

As for Li Haichao and He Ziqiu, they secretly stretched out their heads at the door to watch the harmonious scene.

He did not disturb Li Banxia's teaching and silently retracted his head.

Li Jianjian is no longer Li Jianjian if he just learns to be quiet.

It had only been half an hour and she couldn't sit still.

He keeps making excuses like a primary school boy.

"Brother, I want to drink water!"

"Hold on."

"Brother, I'm hungry and want to eat~"

"Hold on."

"elder brother……"

"Hold on."

This aroused Li Jianjian's dissatisfaction: "I haven't said what I want to do yet!"

It's just that the routines she is playing now are all leftovers from Li Banxia's play.

"Oh." Li Banxia said contemptuously: "No matter what you do, just hold it back."

Damn!

Seeing that the road was blocked, Li Jianjian rolled his eyes.

Suddenly another idea came to his mind: "Brother, you just tutor me in my studies, what should you do with your own studies?"

After listening, Li Banxia replied playfully: "When did you care so much about my study?"

"Say this!" Li Jianjian laughed stupidly and added: "I'm your sister. I don't care who cares."

"Thank you so much for that."

"That's right bro~"

This warm scene of brotherhood and brotherhood made the two people look at each other and laugh awkwardly.

After a few seconds like this, Li Banxia performed a face change.

He said with an expressionless face: "Don't think about cheating, write it quickly."

"Oh……"

The uprising failed again.

Li Jianjian became a salted fish who lost his dream.

Floating quietly on the sea of ​​​​knowledge, drifting with the current...

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(End of this chapter)