Movies from classmates

Chapter 53 New Victims

When Gu Yixin and Li Banxia gathered together and arrived at the cinema, she regretted it.

Although I was in a luxurious VIP room, I was watching a bad movie.

But Li Banxia and the three of them watched with great interest, which made Gu Yi angry: "You three! Why can you concentrate on watching!"

Ren Yifan, who was standing next to Li Banxia, ​​said: "The most annoying thing in the cinema is girls like you. It's so annoying. The second most annoying thing is the screaming children. In the future, you must never bring your children to the cinema to watch movies."

These words made Gu Yixin break his guard and said in disbelief: "This kind of movie deserves to be called a movie?!"

"Puberty 3.8! I just browsed Douban and it only got a [-] rating (higher than the third season!) Don't you think it's garbage after the first seven movies? Or maybe there's something wrong with the subtitles. The original name of this movie is Puberty. .”

Li Banxia, ​​who was staring closely at the screen, took over and said: "You have to know that watching this kind of movie is not just for the pleasure of the eyes. The essence of it is that you have to watch it to see how disgusting it can make you. This is the same as domestic ghost movies. , disgusting people every year, and they are filmed every year, what does this mean?”

Without waiting for Gu Yixin to answer, Ren Yifan added: "It shows that domestic ghost movies have become a scheduled entertainment project that not only entertains people, but also entertains ourselves."

After saying that, Li Banxia and Ren Yifan exchanged palm strikes, perfect coordination!

After high-fiving, Ren Yifan said to Li Banxia: "Mr. Li, don't you think the aunt in the movie looks particularly like Director Ma?"

Gu Yixin had given up on himself and asked, "Who is Director Ma?"

"Director Ma is the dean of high school and has a lot of things going on, especially since she is standing at the back door..."

"stop!"

It's a pity that Li Banxia was interrupted by Gu Yixin before he finished speaking.

At the same time, he raised his hand to indicate that it was okay: "I don't care at all."

Then I saw Bi Shisan sitting in front looking attentively, and couldn't help but ask him why.

"I think it's beautiful."

Bi Shisan said unhurriedly that in order to make money, he had no time to go to the cinema. For others, a bad movie was a novel movie-watching experience for Bi Shisan.

This made Gu Yixin wonder if they were watching the same movie: "Where can I watch it??!"

Unexpectedly, Bi Shisan said: "The girls inside are all very beautiful."

Gu Yixin couldn't bear it: "It's all fake! In the entire film, not a single woman's face or breasts are original!"

After listening to Gu Yixin's words, the three of them, Li Banxia, ​​all looked at Gu Yixin.

They all said in unison: "You are too much."

Afterwards, Ren Yifan did not interrupt their conversation, and watched the movie quietly, immersed in the meeting.

Li Banxia felt that Bi Shisan and Gu Yixin were enemies in their previous lives.

They both no longer have the money-borrowing link, and Bi Shisan is still drunk when he can fall in love with Gu Yixin!
Fortunately, Gu Yixin is single now, and Li Banxia doesn't care anymore. Maybe Bi Shisan can keep Gu Yixin in the end.

You can never truly know a person until you walk in his shoes and think about things from his perspective.

But when you pass his path, you feel sad even passing by.

Sometimes what you see is not the truth. What you understand is just the tip of the iceberg floating on the water.

Just like the strange woman Sanmao, she once said in the book: Your various annotations and interpretations of me do not constitute one ten thousandth of me, but you are the one who can see everything.

……

The next day, Li Banxia and the others finished their classes and took a break.

The counselor smiled at Li Banxia and reminded him: "Li Banxia, ​​your psychological counseling day has come again."

Li Banxia was quite surprised.

But he still stood up and said: "Everyone, the day when the world is filled with love and peace has come again, and the psychological counseling class that everyone has been waiting for is here again. Is anyone taking the initiative to chat with me?"

Thinking about the grand event where everyone raised their hands last time, Li Banxia asked expectantly.

Looking forward to your sister!Everyone is complaining!

Since the last two victims, Guo Baoyou and Geng Kerr, appeared, everyone has avoided this psychological counseling like a snake or a scorpion...

After a while, no one came to support them, and Li Banxia could only say: "The only way is to click on the student number. Quan Zhangting on the 1st, Lu Mengran on the 2nd, come to 105 to find me between one to three o'clock in the afternoon."

Quan Zhangting, who was named, looked miserable and said, "Can you find someone to replace you?"

Okay, I'll just sign your name when the time comes. "

Hearing Li Banxia's assurance, Quan Zhangting looked at the dog meat.

It's a pity that Guo Baoyou didn't accept the move and left directly!As he walked, he clapped his hands and shook his head, danced and sang:
"Tossing your hair, striding away
No pity, little sadness in my heart
wave bye bye
Have a nice day I will
Live a wonderful life alone”

What a joke!Is Boss Li’s psychological counseling called healing? !It’s simply depressing!

Guo Baoyou, who is mentally dark at the moment, said that he is the only one who cannot be harmed.

What a bastard!Seeing that Guo Baoyou couldn't get through, Quan Zhangting turned his attention to other students.

……

In the afternoon, Li Banxia arrived at 105 half an hour early.

Because Xiao Haiyang sent a message to himself at noon, saying that he had something to ask him, so he arrived first.

Seeing Xiao Haiyang coming over, Li Banxia asked, "What's the matter?"

"Thank you."

Xiao Haiyang said to Li Banxia after seeing him.

This made Li Banxia curious and asked: "Why are you thanking me?"

"Do you still remember what you said to me in Nanxun?"

Xiao Haiyang said, but before Li Banxia could answer, he started talking to himself: "Later, I went to find her."

Xiao Haiyang couldn't help but think of the scene when he reappeared in front of her.

She looked at herself with red eyes and a smile.

It turns out that she set a time for herself.

If Xiao Haiyang hasn't come back to her yet, then she will let go of this relationship and start over.

Li Banxia looked at Xiao Haiyang, who was smiling happily in front of him, and knew that the result was good.

After a long silence, Xiao Haiyang came to his senses and said, "No matter what, I still want to thank you."

"polite."

After saying that, Xiao Haiyang walked out.

Li Banxia was left alone at 105, happily waiting for the lamb to be slaughtered.

After waiting for a long time, the first lamb finally arrived, Quan Zhangting.

Looking at Quan Zhangting who was sitting in front of him tremblingly, Li Banxia said to Quan Zhangting very thoughtfully because he had good news about Xiao Haiyang: "Classmate, are you nervous?"

Hahaha, Quan Zhangting just laughed a few times and said nothing.

It's a pity that I didn't feel Li Banxia's kindness.

Seeing Quan Zhangting who was still very nervous, Li Banxia decided to tell a joke to warm up the scene.

So he said: "The cruel Xiao Ming licked his finger and cried because of the pain."

Quan Zhangting swore that this joke was quite funny.

Just in line with Li Banxia's appearance, he only had four words in his mind: cruel and ruthless.

Ten minutes later, Quan Zhangting finished the psychological counseling and left quietly with only stubborn tears left.

It was another day of good people and good deeds, Li Banxia couldn't help but sigh.

While waiting for Lu Mengran, Li Banxia saw Ren Yifan walking over, which surprised him.

Li Banxia shouted to Ren Yifan: "Mr. Ren, did you come to me for psychological counseling?!"

It’s better to give out some tips!He will use [-]% of his skills to repay Ren Yifan!

In front of Ren Yifan, Li Banxia, ​​who had no clue about psychology at all, said directly: "You are overthinking. I am here to provide psychological counseling for Mr. Lu."

He left immediately after speaking, and he felt dangerous if he stayed for a second longer.

(ˉ▽￣～)Cut~~
Li Banxia could only watch Ren Yifan walking towards Xiao Haiyang's area, raised his head and sighed: The law of heaven is not fair!
Fortunately, God did not make Li Banxia sad for too long and sent Lu Mengran to the door.

As Li Banxia depressed another classmate, his reputation as a psychological committee member was completely ruined!
Li Banxia sent Lu Meng away and then, seeing that no classmates came to consult, he was ready to leave.

　In my case, I am no match for my childhood sweetheart. I know that many people will definitely criticize me during this period, so I am mentally prepared...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)