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Chapter 79: The Straight Man of Steel

School days seem to be monotonous repetitions day after day.

But as long as you observe life carefully and review every day of the week carefully, you can always find material worth recording in the boring and ordinary.

No, it's to cheer up the dog meat classmates who stay in the dormitory all day.

Ren Yifan felt that it was time to return to the world and take him to gallop.

"Dog meat, what type do you like?"

If you want to do good work, you must first sharpen your tools!

Ren Yifan first confirms what kind of dog meat he likes, so he can pass on his secrets.

After listening to this, Guo Baoyou touched his chin and began to think deeply.

Looking at Guo Baoyou, who had not answered for a long time, Li Banxia, ​​who was standing aside, finally understood that this guy had difficulty choosing.

So he asked: "Gourou, do you like sweet and cute little kittens, or do you like extremely sexy little wild cats?"

After speaking, Li Banxia opened the drink in his hand and drank it.

"If possible, I would like to find a human..."

These words made Li Banxia's drink spit out!

"Ahem, I mean type! Do you like cute ones or royal sisters?"

Your mother is really a talent!

Li Banxia calmed down and said angrily.

Guo Baoyou also knew that he had misunderstood and was very embarrassed.

Afterwards, Ren Yifan simulated with Guo Baoyou how to strike up a conversation with a girl.

As a result, Ren Yifan was tricked by Guo Baoyou's series of sexual manipulations, and he lost his soul.

Either Guo Baoyou behaves like a crazy person and follows him around.

Or you could simulate yourself on a bus in the early morning, and then say to the girl on the same bus: "Hello, I want you to know that this bus is contracted by me. Let's get to know each other. My surname is Guo and my first name is Baoyou."

After saying that, Guo Baoyou was still confident enough to kill with his eyes.

God contracted buses! ! !

Fool children too! ! !
What kid can believe your lies! ! !

Baby? !

When Li Banxia heard this, he suppressed a smile and couldn't help but think: "That girl who is alone, if she really encounters Dog Meat, she will go to the temple to burn incense and bless her."

Then, Guo Baoyou also showed a half-baked Cantonese: "Beautiful girl, I like you very much."

After many years of traveling around the world, Ren Yifan finally knows what it means to be taught how to pick up a conversation with a hellish level of difficulty.

I saw Ren Yifan rubbing his forehead and said helplessly: "Dog meat... Do you have a slightly more human way..."

"I'm normal..."

Guo Baoyou muttered in a low voice, isn't this how TV dramas are played? !

Then Ren Yifan started practicing with classmate Guo Baoyou.

Ren Yifan pretended to be a girl, then grabbed Guo Baoyou's hand, touched his arm, and then asked: "Who are you?"

But Gorou's classmate obviously didn't react, and he was thinking with confusion on his face: "What kind of trick is this? Is this the beginning?"

Ren Yifan looked at the confused look on his face and knew that he didn't understand.

So he said to him: "Just pretend that we don't know each other. You fell in love with me at first sight, and then launched a fierce pursuit of me!"

Then he grabbed Guo Baoyou's hand, touched his arm and said, "Who are you!"

Seeing Big Brother Ren like this, Guo Baoyou thought without counting 13: "Why do you practice and practice, it is me chasing people, not people chasing me?"

However, he was still very cooperative and said with a smile without any hesitation: "This is the first time we meet, please be my girlfriend!"

Seeing Guo Baoyou's performance, Ren Yifan felt that his rational mind was breaking!

Gritting his teeth, he said: "I asked you to chase me! I didn't ask you to harass me! Can you be more real!"

Li Banxia and Quan Zhangting on the side looked at Guo Baoyou's magical operation and wanted to laugh out loud.

But considering Ren Yifan, who was on the verge of collapse, the two of them endured it!

At the beginning, Li Banxia took out his mobile phone and started filming again.Our own baby cabbage, the next winning entry is coming out fresh and hot!

After Ren Yifan finished speaking, he calmed down and started again: "Who are you?"

This time, Guo Baoyou spoke in a clear and precise manner: "As soon as I saw you, I was fascinated by your beauty! Sorry!"

"It can't be taught!"

Ren Yifan thought aggrievedly in his heart, but this time it was better than last time.

Ren Yifan resisted the urge to kill and continued: "Oh, thank you, but we are not familiar with each other."

After saying that, he turned and left.

But Guo Baoyou watched Ren Yifan leave without making any move.

"keep going!"

Ren Yifan complained in his heart: "Add me VX! Get fierce!"

"that……"

Guo Baoyou, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke!
"Good job!"

This time, Ren Yifan praised Guo Baoyou from the bottom of his heart.

However, the accident came unexpectedly.

Guo Baoyou thought that the conversation was over, so he continued: "Brother Ren, now it's you who chases me!"

After saying that, he grabbed Ren Yifan's hand, touched his arm, and asked, "Who are you?"

After listening, Ren Yifan's rational mind was finally broken!

"what!!!"

Ren Yifan covered his head with his hands, then rushed towards Guo Baoyou, grabbed his neck with both hands and shouted: "I'll kill you!!!"

Seeing this posture, Li Banxia and Quan Zhangting quickly pulled Ren Yifan aside and asked him to calm down.

Then Li Banxia rubbed his sour mouth and said to Guo Baoyou: "Gorou, you are too straight."

But Guo Baoyou expressed dissatisfaction.

Oh, Xiao Mian, still not convinced? !
So Li Banxia asked a question to test Guo Baoyou's strength: "If you have a girlfriend, and one day she asks you, mother, sister, wife, which of these three people is the least close to you, how would you answer?"

Guo Baoyou thought for a moment, and then asked: "Am I biological to my mother and sister?"

Once these words come out, don't talk about Li Banxia.

Even Ren Yifan, who was calm on the side, and Quan Zhangting were stunned...

Li Banxia said: "According to the normal routine, after the boy answers his wife, doesn't the girl reply directly sweetly?"

Li Banxia feels that today may break the worldview.

As for the grumpy big brother, Ren Yifan asked directly: "Is this important?!"

Quan Zhangting began to feel dizzy about his brother's single issue...

"Important!" Guo Baoyou said seriously: "Brother Ren, Boss Li, I think so. If I am biological, then in terms of blood relationship, my wife is the least close to me."

"But if my mother and I are not physically related, and my mother abuses me, then my mother is the least close to me."

Next, Guo Baoyou Balabala analyzed it for Li Banxia and the others. The three of them, mother, sister, and wife, all have the most likely reasons for not being close to each other.

"To sum up, Boss Li, your question is not rigorous." Guo Baoyou was jumping between life and death without knowing it.

"Okay! Very good!" Ren Yifan ignored the pain in the trigeminal nerve and gritted his teeth.

"This child is hopeless, let's destroy humanity..."

But after listening to Li Banxia's words, Ren Yifan disagreed!

"no!"

He has been in the world for so many years, and there has never been anything he couldn't handle!

Ren Yifan said angrily: "Even if it costs money, I will get it done today!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Ren Yifan, you're on top!" Li Banxia couldn't help but complain secretly in his heart.

After Ren Yifan finished speaking, he took Guo Baoyou out to practice. He stopped practicing!
If he keeps practicing, he will go crazy!
(End of this chapter)