Retrograde for thousands of years

Chapter 2 The Third Artillery
another world.

"I really crossed?"

Zhou Huan looked at the face of his 17-year-old counterpart in the mirror, feeling extremely excited in his heart.

The identity arranged by the system for Zhou Huan is very good. This person is also called Zhou Huan. He has been strictly controlled by his parents since he was a child. He only knows how to study and study and rarely communicates with outsiders.After he was admitted to university, his family went out for a stroll, but they got into a car accident and his parents died. He was the only one who survived. Then he fell down the stairs and hit the back of his head—he died too, Zhou Huanhun pierced him.

"System, this identity you have arranged for me is simply so satisfying."

Time travel is a two-way thing. This welfare copy is for Zhou Huan to learn Newton's three laws. At the same time, Zhou Huan can define four words for his identity before this time travel.

These four words must have a clear direction, such as I am a fat pig, I am a beauty, I am the smartest, etc. Otherwise, if it becomes the number one in the world, pleasure and grudges, etc., it will become another plot.

"The system is indeed a good person."

Zhou Huan gave a thumbs up in the mirror. The death of his parents meant that Zhou Huan did not have to face embarrassing scenes. He rarely had contact with people and was hospitalized with a brain injury, which could explain many things. Moreover, this person also has two apartments and hundreds of dollars. [-] bank deposits!

“Welcome to the learning space, first of all, you must understand the following things.

First: The secrets of the system's existence must not be revealed. The system has the right to use various means to ensure this when necessary, not limited to electric shock and coma.

Second: The system can provide limited consulting services during this event, but it will not provide real-time intelligence, information search, contact with the outside world, etc., and will not help users decide what to do and how to do it.

At the same time, according to the user's settings, the system will issue mandatory tasks for you.

Accept the Internet ID provided by the system and use it to publish the main posts or blogs provided by the system - the main posts will never violate laws and regulations or violate sensitive words. "

"So simple? Nothing else. For example, I have to go to school every day to study physics for half a day, and I have to pass all exams and so on?"

"Except for the conditions you define, the copy tasks will not force you to study hard in the copy. Customer satisfaction is the first principle."

"Are you really that good?"

"This system can stand out among countless competitors and win the trust of consumers in the market - whether it is the user himself or his parents who pay for him, a system that makes both parties extremely satisfied will not use some stupid methods. , forcing children to study hard, and even guiding minors to take the initiative to learn. Didn’t you set up a four-character plot? You are the protagonist in this copy. I can’t help but give you a thumbs up for your intelligence. !”

The system's praise is a bit strange, but Zhou Huan is very satisfied with his intelligence. Compared with the settings of "I am a fat pig, I am a beauty, I am a love saint", as a high school student, Zhou Huan Based on my experience of reading online novels, I did not hesitate to add the glorious title of protagonist.

I am the main character.

However, Zhou Huan is still a little doubtful. What does Newton's three laws have to do with the protagonist?
Anyway, he always feels that this product is very unreliable. However, this is a system for minors. There should be no battle royale or the like. Moreover, in any era, there are doting parents and money-minded lawyers. Don’t let a learning system become overwhelming for your child.

The next day Zhou Huan was very happy.

What are the prerequisites for a happy life?
Money, power or being surrounded by beautiful women?
Wrong, you must first have enough free time to spend!

Zhou Huan read a book a long time ago. The male protagonist has the ability to enter the game. As long as he enters, the outside world stops. Then the male protagonist is alone in the Saturn base, the Red Alert base, etc., alone. The simple study life is very boring.

Zhou Huan thought this was so strange at the time. How could a person live in such a miserable state?
Reading novels, playing games, and doing things you love without having to worry about the passage of time. You can play as long as you want. This is simply the greatest happiness. That pig's foot lacking a brain is really in a blessing. I don’t know my blessings.

The next few weeks were happy weeks. Zhou Huan, who inherited his parents' inheritance and compensation for the car accident, suddenly became a happy boy worth millions with two houses in his family.

He bought two of the highest-end computers, connected them to optical fiber, and started living a happy life alone.

The two worlds are somewhat similar, but different. For example, this world is now in the 90s, which is more than ten years earlier than Zhou Huan's world, but technology has developed faster. The Internet has become popular, and some people are using touch-screen mobile phones, but WeChat If it doesn’t appear, the world will still be dominated by BBS and blogs.

Many classic things are not available, such as Battle for the World 7 and Endless Abyss 3, but there are also many good things in this world that Zhou Huan has never seen. Might and Magic and StarCraft made Zhou Huan have a great time playing, groundbreaking, Blockbusters such as Titanic made Zhou Huan extremely admire the imagination of people in this world.

Happiness is really incomparable happiness. In another world, he is just a hard-working high school student who has to study hard all day long and can only read the news during meals. He can only play games and the Internet in private.

But now, Zhou Huan can do whatever he wants!
The system doesn't force him to study hard, and there are no punitive measures. If he dies in the dungeon, it just ends the dungeon, right?
Two weeks later, Zhou Huan, who was playing a game, suddenly felt his mind shake. A series of words appeared in front of his eyes, and the system issued a task.

Post on Tianya forums and blogs.

The content of the post was very ordinary. It was to praise how democratic and prosperous the United States of America is and how clean and benevolent politicians their country has. The thousand-word article was so disgusting that Zhou Huan got goosebumps after reading it.

There is also a photo attached to the article. It is a photo of an American congressman who is visiting China and has come to Zhou Huan's city these days.

The Chicken Soup for the Soul that the congressman spoke was specifically mentioned by Zhou Huan and placed at the end of the article. "What the hell is this?"

Zhou Huan was a little curious. After publishing articles on Tianya blog and foreign Twitter, he still couldn't figure out what the system wanted him to do?
What is the relationship between Newton's three laws, "I am the protagonist" and forum postings?This matter of time travel really confused Zhou Huan.

After the post was posted, various comments quickly appeared below.

“I’ve never seen such a cent-cent party.”

"It's really disgusting. Do you believe what Chelulu said?"

"It's a pity that the poster's ID is actually the spokesperson of a traitor and lackey."

Zhou Huan's registered ID is called Third Artillery. Zhou Huan knows what Second Artillery means, but what is Third Artillery?Zhou Huan really didn't know.

Facing the reply below, Zhou Huan's face twitched, and in the end he didn't choose to reply. This kind of post is really painful.

a few months later.

After Zhou Huan finished playing the game one day, he suddenly felt backache. He stayed in the room for so long, playing games, reading books and listening to music, no matter how healthy his body was, he couldn't bear it.

"The world is so big, I want to see it."

Zhou Huan thought about it and made a difficult decision. He wanted to travel around the world.Anyway, after staying at home for a few months, he didn't want to stay at home anymore for the time being.

Shut down the webpage of Tianya Forum, and cleared the inbox full of text messages, most of which Zhou Huan had never read——In the past few months, Zhou Huan has vaguely become a small celebrity in Tianya’s national customs , the reputation of the Third Artillery was resolutely attributed to a member of the Han, Traitor, Dog-Leading, Road Party. After all, the posts he posted were really contrary to his IQ.

"India purchased a Russian aircraft carrier for zero dollars. This is a great victory for democracy!"

"Care for children, look at how much effort the BBC has made in this regard."

"Love is stronger than gold, and the relationship between the congressman and his wife shames countless couples in the world."

……

At first, after Zhou Huan posted, there were only a few posts mocking and ridiculing Zhou Huan, and then the posts quickly declined. But then, several things happened and Zhou Huan suddenly became a celebrity.

Seven days after Zhou Huan posted his post, the American congressman he praised was suddenly revealed to have taken drugs and embezzled public funds. He quickly stepped down after being published in the New York Times.

Someone upvoted this post, and the following are all kinds of replies mocking Zhou Huan.

"Third Artillery Corps, does your face hurt?"

"When will you eat the shit that the original poster pooped out?"

"To be honest and kind, this is really an example of an American politician."

The various replies made Zhou Huan's face hurt and red. Fortunately, this was a post from the system, so Zhou Huan finally endured it.

Then, the following incident made Tianya netizens burst into laughter. Shortly after Zhou Huan’s post about the BBC’s care for children was published, a super scandal involving the BBC host molesting a boy broke out.

Then came the complimentary posts from the MP and his wife, and the grand opening of the MP’s zippered door.

The post of the Third Artillery Corps suddenly became popular. The archaeological party and the textual research party all started to leave messages. Everyone was surprised to find that several other posts posted by Zhou Huan were also very interesting.

The Russian government asked India for more money for an aircraft carrier. After a certain building was built, it was found to be a shoddy project. A xx star was arrested for drunk driving and drug abuse... What the Third Artillery Corps praised, praised, and envied, and then put it in this person's mouth Under the cannon, it suddenly collapsed.

Of course, Zhou Huan doesn't care about these things. Anyway, his posts do not violate the country's policies and regulations at all. Even the most harsh people will only say that Zhou Huan is a pain in the ass.

"System, are you responsible for all this?"

"No, I didn't. I'm just a porter of history, writing out some possible things in advance."

The system replied decisively.

(End of this chapter)