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Chapter 347: Licking a dog will lead to a happy death. The end of this volume

Chapter 347: Licking a dog will lead to a happy death. The end of this volume
"God bless, there will be no accidents."

Zhou Huan lay motionless in the golden nanmu coffin.

Only then did he understand the protection that monogamy provides to a man. Only then did he truly know that flirting with girls would cause trouble.

Now is not a good time to wake up.

Although he was mourned outside, it was full of swords and swords. There were many incidents in history where enemies were wiped out with the help of funerals. For the Eastern Dynasty, today was really a good time.

In order to avoid suspicion, Chen Yunying did not bring the Knights of the Round Table. The Western Alliance at the funeral only had her, Guinevere, Helen and a few guards. There were many women in Tianlan Academy. Tang Yueyue and others joined forces and were not weaker than Chen Yunying.

Although no conflict broke out because of Zhou Huan, if Zhou Huan sat up at this time...

Alas, let’s think about how to live in the future.

Compared with the main world, the dungeon world is much safer, but it will only last for a few decades at most. After that, it is impossible to say clearly. It is best for Zhou Huan to go to the host and the world where he fights with indescribable things to find out what is going on. .

If you can, there are plenty of opportunities out there.

"It's not that I don't want to mention the other party's name, but knowing too many unnecessary things is a burden for you. That information can easily expose you, but don't worry too much about the world you go to, when There are risks, right?"

He sighed leisurely, but of course he could only sigh in his heart.

The funeral should be over quickly, be over quickly, and then bury yourself.

Women looked up at Zhou Huan's body one after another. They didn't know what was being argued over at the mourning hall, but Zhou Huan didn't dare to listen carefully. The tears in his nose were too uncomfortable, and holding his breath for a long time and stopping his heartbeat made him feel uncomfortable. A lot of energy was taken away.

Finally, Chen Yunying came over. She closed the coffin lid and hammered in the nails.

Very good, very good, Zhou Huan finally let out a long breath. Although his return gave him a very painful beginning, under his magical operation, he had a good solution.

Chen Yunying knows the truth and knows that he is not dead, so of course he will not bury him in the soil. When night comes, Chen Yunying opens the seal of the tomb. Then he will give Chen Yunying a big surprise, and the couple will smile proudly. Traveling all over the world, what's not to do?

As for talking about other girls, Zhou Huan... let's talk about other girls after Chen Yunying is settled.

Zhou Huan closed his eyes peacefully and fell into a deep sleep. He couldn't relax now. It was best to use the Turtle Breathing Technique to have a good sleep first. It was best not to breathe or move, just like a dead person.

Zhou Huan fell into endless darkness, waiting for the goddess to kiss him awake.

After half an hour.

"Your Excellency King Arthur, I hope you will fulfill your agreement."

Tang Yueliang sighed and sat next to King Arthur.

In the last month, she learned the true identity of King Arthur. Chen Yunying, a bastard, actually played so high!

Of course she was very angry and wanted to crush this bastard to death!

But... looking at Zhou Huan lying on the hospital bed, Tang Yue Yue finally held back.

What can she do?Could she really reveal her identity and cause an uproar in the world?

"Moon, he is really dead, and you have also investigated it."

Chen Yunying sighed leisurely. Zhou Huan is dead, and the troubles are not over yet. His body is not rotten, his blood is not sticky, and his skin is as normal. It is exactly the same as pretending to be dead in the Turtle Breathing Technique. If Tang Yueyue and others hadn't personally Exploring and so on, everyone couldn't believe that this body was actually dead.

"I know, but I still hope a miracle happens."

Tang Yueyue took a deep breath and pressed Chen Yunying's shoulder.

"Yunying, I didn't ask you anything, just promise me once this time, I will take good care of his body, if there is any damage or bad phenomenon, I will notify you immediately, and I will not hurt him The corpse..."

"Okay, Moon, I believe you. After three months, I will personally take back his body."

After thinking about it, Chen Yunying decided to agree to her friend's last request. The corpse was idle and Tang Yueyue couldn't use it even if he wanted to use it. Three months was enough for Tang Yueyue to give up completely, and then he could welcome Zhou Huan back. That's it.

She was a good friend for many years, and her husband was a flirt with girls. Chen Yunying chose the former.

"Goodbye."

……

half a month later.

"Is this your own fault?"

Zhou Huan walked out of the coffin quietly, went to the kitchen quietly, ate quietly, and then climbed back into the coffin quietly.

He actually fell into the hands of Tang Yueliang and others, and Chen Yunying loaned him to them!
Chen Yunying, you melon kid, why are you so stupid?No matter how good your relationship is with your bestie, you can't lend your husband to someone else.

They went too far, but unfortunately the entrance to the valley was tightly guarded and he had escaped long ago.

However, this is really a bit reluctant...

……

the next day.

"Has a cat gotten into the kitchen these days?"

Murong Qiudi asked boredly, while stuffing a piece of orange into her mouth.

"No, but occasionally things get lost. Did you eat them secretly?"

Tang Yueyue's eyes fell on Tang Mi, and she shook her head quickly.

"I didn't eat it secretly."

"That's weird."

Tang Yueliang blinked, a little confused, but he didn't take it to heart.

After the group of them brought Zhou Huan back, they placed them in a secret place, surrounded by mountains on three sides, with hundreds of feet of cliffs, only one exit, and many subordinates personally guarded it, no one could sneak in quietly—— —Back then, the great master Zhou Huan's body was incorruptible, and people mistakenly thought that he could make medicine with it, which eventually led to Chen Lihua killing countless people. They didn't want to make such a problem and let Zhou Huan's body be stolen.

These days, everyone is exchanging martial arts, chatting and relaxing, and living a good life.

"Forget it, don't think about it so much. Is that damn ghost really going to return it to King Arthur by then?"

Tang Yueliang asked the sitting women, showing a troubled expression.

If they hadn't known that Zhou Huan was really dead and they had identified him before, they might have really thought that this guy was not dead.

His complexion was very good, and his skin was normal when he was bathed and changed into clothes. When a naughty woman kneaded his body, he felt no different from a living person.

What if I come back one day?

This realization makes everyone feel better about their sadness.

An hour later, a group of women were bathing in the hot spring in the valley. At this time, Wen Shiyin suddenly frowned.

There was another person sitting on the stone chair not far away, and that was Zhou Huan with his eyes closed. "Who put him here?"

"I!"

Murong Qiudi smiled and patted Zhou Huan's cheek, fixing it and placing it somewhere.

"I am responsible for taking care of him today, but I heard that you are going to take a bath in the hot spring, so I am coming over. Anyway, I have to help him take a bath later, so why not take a bath together here."

"You are going to die..."

Tang Mi Tang Tang screamed with her face turned red and hid her head in the water. Wen Shiyin snorted coldly and ignored Murong Qiudi's prank. Tang Yue Yue sighed and ran to the side to swim.

"You guys are working all day long to see if you can wake him up, but in fact, is there anything better than this way to wake him up?"

Arrogantly, Murong Qiudi stood up and walked around Zhou Huan twice.In the hot spring are the most beautiful women in the world. Every one of them is of heavenly beauty, not to mention their identities. I don’t know how many people covet them.

"There are so many beauties bathing in front of him. If he can wake up, he will definitely wake up."

Smiling and kissing Zhou Huan on the face, Murong Qiudi jumped into the water like a mermaid and played with everyone.

At first, everyone was still a little reluctant to let go. Although it felt weird, gradually it didn't matter anymore. We just thought it was a statue. Anyway, everyone agreed not to get married and just became a sect to teach and educate people.

Forgetting their worries and sorrows, they played happily in the water, looking back and smiling, and there was no color in the world.The beauty on the temples is swaying with golden steps, and the hot spring water washes away the gelatin. This is the scene.

After playing for a while, Tang Yueliang suddenly frowned.

"Have you...heard the heartbeat?"

"There seems to……"

"It seems that I heard the sound of breathing just now."

"There seems to be a sound of licking tongues."

These women with excellent martial arts glanced at each other, quickly jumped out of the water, covered their clothes and began to search around.

Considering that things have been lost in the kitchen in the past few days, could it be that someone sneaked in secretly? If it is a woman, it is easy to say, but if it is a man, then chop it into pieces and feed it to the dog!
They quickly scanned the surroundings, not caring much about their big white legs and exposed skin. If they had been seen by someone, they would have been seen long ago. They must find who it is!

Everyone searched and searched, but couldn't find any trace. Slowly, everyone's eyes fell on Zhou Huan.

Although there seemed to be nothing unusual, there was dense cold sweat on his head.

……

Did you open your eyes just now?
of course not.

Did you squint secretly just now?
Of course I did.

"I really didn't see anything, I really didn't do anything!"

Although Zhou Huan wanted to make such an excuse, he didn't believe such lies.

How to do how to do?
The women were getting closer and closer, and the desire to survive made Zhou Huan's brain run wildly.

Three options came to his mind.

First, pretend to be awake a little bit, but not completely awake... In this way, the girls will be very happy, and although they regard him as a pervert in their hearts, they will treat him well.

After all, he who was thought to be dead is actually alive. Is there anything more gratifying than this?
The second option is to wake up a little bit, recognize them little by little, and then tell them that you remember everything that happened these days, thank them for their affectionate confession, you are lucky to have their concern, thank them, what, you just took a shower Scenario?I'm sorry, you just woke up at that time and didn't see anything. Really, please believe him, he really didn't see anything... As for the heartbeat?Sorry, it really didn't happen because of what I saw. I don't know anything.

Third option…

Hey, why are there no differences among the options that pop into my mind?Like a scumbag's plan of action?
And the opportunity seems very viable?
"Snapped!"

A slap hit Zhou Huan hard on the face.

"Get up, bastard!"

That was Tang Yueliang, she was crying and laughing, and slapped Zhou Huan on the face like this!

Zhou Huan really thought everyone was idiots. Why were things missing in the kitchen so many days?He definitely woke up early and acted crazy here.

"Really, I just woke up. I really didn't see anything. Why do you think people are innocent out of thin air?"

"What, someone ate something in the kitchen. This is none of my business. Really, maybe a cat or a dog slipped in and stole something. You must believe me. I won't be that mean. Shameless to do something like that..."

"You don't believe it? I'm going to find evidence for you, but my legs are a little sore. Please help me up. Moon, how long have I been here? I never thought we could meet again..."

"Really, don't be angry, I really didn't wake up early, how could I be like that? Or, let's make a bet, if I find evidence, you will be my wings, okay?"

"It hurts, it hurts... don't do this... Okay, I'll prove my innocence first. However, I'm a little dizzy right now and I might talk nonsense. Don't worry about it. After all, I am the spirit that has left the body..."

An hour later, Tang Yueyue and the others looked at the jumping big yellow dog in shock, and were speechless.

Unexpectedly, a dog actually slipped in, and this dog was hidden from everyone. It seemed that everyone had wronged Zhou Huan, and it was really this dog that ate the food...

The question is, what kind of dog is this that can hide from a large group of martial arts masters and sneak into the kitchen every day without being discovered?
If someone said that this dog was transformed by Zhou Huan, maybe some people would believe it.

"I just said, you wronged me, didn't you?"

Someone chased the dog but didn't find it. Zhou Huan walked out of the room with a little injury on his nose. He was a little restless in the house just now and talked nonsense (Doctor).

"We didn't accuse you wrongly. Did any of you see the dog?"

Murong Qiudi stood up and blinked, eyes full of splendor.

"You actually woke up a long time ago, but you deliberately pretended to be dumb and unable to move. You asked us to bathe and change your clothes and do many things for you. You also peeked at my innocent body...Are you embarrassed?"

"I……"

Zhou Huan was stunned for a moment. The double act performed by him and the doctor just now should have been perfect, right?

"That's right, there is no dog at all. You wake up and eat in the kitchen every day as proof. Do you want to deny it?"

Murong Qiudi took a step forward with a smile and looked at Zhou Huan with bright eyes.

"Are you still obsessed with King Arthur? But you must be responsible for what you do!"

At this moment, everyone understood why Murong Qiudi said this. The women surrounded Zhou Huan with smiles. You looked at me, I looked at you, and we all saw the brilliance in each other's eyes. This time, none of them wanted to give in.

"What kind of dog, I haven't seen it before? What are you doing spying on us these days?"

Everyone said in unison.

The eighth volume is finished.

 Two chapters in one.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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