Retrograde for thousands of years

Chapter 46

"Woof woof woof, master, what's wrong with you? Why are you acting so strange?"

The head of Zhou Huan crawled around Zhou Huan as nimbly as a dog, and stretched out its short tongue to lick Zhou Huan's face. This made Zhou Huan very disgusted. His true form must now be a mouthful. Dog hair.

"If you call me master, will you listen to me? Also, who are you?"

Zhou Huan took a deep breath and asked, the system is now pretending to be dead, and no one is seen, leaving only one sentence, please solve the problem as soon as possible, users should not worry, drop...

"Woof woof woof, yes, it's so strange, I can actually understand the master's words. I am you, and you are your nose!"

"nose?"

Zhou Huan only felt that this was extremely ridiculous, that he actually said such words in front of him.

"I have always been by your master's side. I am your nose. Just now you sneezed so hard that your nose blew out and it ran onto me."

The person opposite said with a smile and explained what happened - it claimed to be Zhou Huan's nose, and it had been staying quietly inside Zhou Huan's body, but when Zhou Huan sneezed, it blew out his nose. An even more amazing thing happened, that is, Zhou Huan's nose actually turned into a dog.

"...Have you always been by my side?"

Zhou Huan felt a chill in his heart, and he didn't quite believe what the other party said.

"No, I just suddenly had such a consciousness and became like this. I can't smell anything now. Master, what should I do, what should I do?"

That Zhou Huan barked, but his nose was intact. Almost at the same time, Zhou Huan had a very strange feeling in his heart, that is, this Zhou Huan was not lying, and he had an extremely close feeling with himself.

"The nose, the dog's nose, and then the nose turned into a dog, and he actually possessed the dog... So what part of the eagle is it? It can't be which part?"

Zhou Huan cleaned up what had happened and started calling the system, but the system started to pretend to be dead and had no response at all.

"Do you usually speak in this orderly way? Is my nose usually this smart?"

Zhou Huan asked involuntarily. Some people say that the IQ of an adult dog is equivalent to that of a seven-year-old child, but that is just a seven-year-old child. Let a seven-year-old child say this and see if he can explain it clearly.

"Of course it's not that clear. It's strange. It's really strange. Why am I so smart all of a sudden?"

Zhou Huan in front of him barked loudly, and then his eyes fell on the TV remote control panel not far away. He jumped over and bit the remote control panel, and then sent it to Zhou Huan.

"Master, I want to watch Channel 88, Pet World, please, please!"

"You can actually remember the Pet World on Channel 88. When did you learn to read?"

"Just now, I discovered that I know a lot of things! By the way, I gave myself a name, Doctor."

A black line flew before Zhou Huan's eyes, but he still stretched out his paw with great effort, and after making several mistakes, he touched the pet world.

The doctor was very happy all of a sudden, and quickly jumped onto the sofa - the cushion next to him, squatted there and started watching his favorite program.

Some golden retrievers are very docile, but there are also a few who are as stupid and heartless as huskies, and Zhou Huan's doctor is undoubtedly the latter. The fear of it becoming a human is far less important than missing an issue of Pet World. , Zhou Huan even suspected that this heartless golden retriever thought it was just a game.

However, to Zhou Huan, this is not a game at all!
He once dominated the world, he fought against thousands of armies, he is trying to learn to be the heir to the world of great harmony, and he wholeheartedly wants to make himself more perfect, but who would have thought...he suddenly turned into a dog!

If Zhou Huan hadn't had the experience of the past few days, he might have gone crazy at this moment.

Calm down, calm down, Zhou Huan tried hard to think about what happened.

First of all, the improvement of the system was successful. My nose turned into a golden retriever, and I became possessed by the golden retriever.

Second, the golden retriever's IQ has greatly improved, and he speaks clearly and orderly, but his emotional intelligence has not improved, and he is still a bit awkward, but fortunately he is not a husky.

Third, the two parties use barking voices to talk, but they can hear each other's meaning.

Third, after I became a golden retriever, my IQ did not change much. I can mentally calculate the multiplication formula smoothly, and when I move, I am no different from a dog. Don’t underestimate this. Ordinary people need to adapt to changing their mouse to play games. All of a sudden, let alone a dog's body.

But now, I can control the dog's body smoothly, as if I am a dog myself. Whether it is jumping or twisting and wagging its tail, it all looks very normal, just like turning into an eagle before.

"Doctor, can you recite the nine-nine multiplication formula? How much does three-seven equal?"

"21." The doctor, squatting on the cloth mat, gave the correct answer without even turning his head.

"Do you have any experiences of mine in your mind, like memories?"

"A little bit, can you remember some things?"

"So doctor, do you like Bo Yi'er and Liu Yiyi?"

"I don't like it. They are women and I am a dog. How could a dog like your female celebrities?"

The doctor's answer made Zhou Huan nod. He had seen the blond's love scene. If something went wrong with him one day, he would be in trouble.

"Doctor, do you know what happened between us?"

"You know, you and I switched bodies, just like the two little girls in a match made in heaven, it's very interesting, I like it very much."

"You actually know that we are made for each other? Doctor, is there any way you can get us back to our respective bodies? I am not suitable for a dog's body?"

"...Master, can't we play this game properly?"

It happened to be the commercial break for the pet channel, and the doctor turned around and asked with a touch of sadness.

"I like this game very much, it's so novel."

"I know, but if I can't get it back, I'll be in big trouble!"

"I don't know either. This is what the master wants to do."

"I've become a dog now, how will we eat in the future, will we all starve to death?"

"Yes, I can imitate the master and go out to buy delicious food. Your phone doesn't have a fingerprint recognition system, so you can just swipe the phone when the time comes."

"PhD!"

Zhou Huan's hair stood on end. The most tragic thing about having a dog occupy your body is that it can use your body to swipe credit cards, leaving you with a huge debt.

"Master, you can't swipe your credit card. We can use Taobao. Isn't your Huabei credit card very high? I really want to eat dog food. I have never eaten that food!"

The doctor's saliva flowed out, making Zhou Huan feel chills.

He now understands that even if the doctor listens to him, he is only obedient to a certain extent. He has his own opinions and thoughts, especially the golden retriever's character, which makes the doctor even more unreliable.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry!"

Zhou Huan tried hard to calm down. After all, he still asked for the doctor.

"Doctor, would you like to discuss something?"

Zhou Huan said in a very soft tone.

"whats the matter?"

"The two of us have swapped bodies now, but no matter what, I am your master. Can you listen to me?"

"Okay, Master, hurry up and get on the sofa. The commercial will be over soon. If you have anything to do, please finish watching the Pet Family Carnival first, okay?"

The doctor said to Zhou Huan in a flattering tone and invited Zhou Huan to the sofa.

If anyone saw this, they would call the mental hospital immediately. A shocking scene is being shown.

In front of the TV in the living room, a person and a dog were sitting and watching TV. However, the dog was sitting on the sofa, while the person was curled up on the cloth cushion next to the sofa. The conversation between the person and the dog was carried out with barking sounds.

At this time, the system is still pretending to be dead.

(End of this chapter)