Retrograde for thousands of years

Chapter 99 The Dark Theater

One of the dark theaters:

(PS: Not included in the plot)

Zhou Huan had an ominous premonition about Queen Chen Yunying's visit, so after pretending to be cool, Zhou Huan quietly slipped out of the back door.

Tang Yunniang is no longer here, but she is not dead, but broken into the void, rising in the daylight - the fire has allowed her to temper her body again and again, and the blood pill has helped her replenish her origin. In the last few years, she has been able to repay Zhou Huan's wish. The dregs of the medicine helped to nourish her, and she suddenly told Zhou Huan one day that she was leaving.

Not leaving this world, but going to another world, shattering the void, and rising into the sky.

Then the expired loli disappeared in front of Zhou Huan. Before leaving, she said that Zhou Huan must remember to come find her.

Although Zhou Huan was very sad, the system told Zhou Huan that this was a good thing and that there might be a chance to meet again in the future, so Zhou Huan suppressed his sadness and ran away from the capital.

He couldn't beat Tang Yunniang, and he couldn't beat Chen Yunying. Especially after Chen Yunying was beaten repeatedly by Tang Yunniang, her martial arts improved by leaps and bounds - the poor girl suddenly changed from a swordsman who dominated the world to a queen who held the world in her hands. All the things were weighing on her. When she was busiest, she could only sleep for less than an hour a day, and she had to deal with many things.

But she is still a very responsible person. She knows that those in power cannot do whatever they want, so she works very hard. Then beside her, the instigator of everything is sweetly spreading dog food beside her. Those two people She lived such a happy life, but it was all her first!

Sometimes she was so angry that she filled the palace with swords and slashed Zhou Huan. Then after being beaten by Tang Yunniang, she was so angry that her hair exploded all over her body, and she burst into tears again.

But this doesn't mean that she is a weakling. She just can't beat Tang Yunniang. It's easy to beat Zhou Huan!

So Zhou Huan fled immediately after Tang Yuniang shattered the void, but Chen Yunying still found him. This time, Chen Yunying's visit made Zhou Huan a little scared, and he didn't want to go to the palace to be Chen Yunying's secretary. How good is it for people to hide in a deserted place and study hard?

He is about to return, and the college entrance examination is about to take place in that world, but he has not studied well in the past nine years and has forgotten a lot of everything.

"Grand Master Zhou Huan, where do you want to go?"

A slender jade hand touched Zhou Huan's dog's head. Chen Yunying's smile was full of contempt - the bookstore was sealed tightly and there was nowhere to escape, so Zhou Huan turned into a dog, but she didn't expect that Chen Yunying was blocked in The hole in the wall.

"Are you going to find her again? She has already ascended in the daytime!"

"Theoretically we can't. I am your grandfather's grandfather's grandfather..."

"I don't care, what do you think?"

She pinched the dog's head, and then a collar fell on Zhou Huan's neck.

"Is this collar good?"

Chen Yunying smiled and stroked Zhou Huan's dog's head, "This is a collar made of thousands of years of cold iron. Although it fits just right on a dog's neck, it is much thinner than a human's neck. If you become a human, your neck will definitely be worn. The card is broken. You won't have a chance to escape when I'm not around."

"Why do you do this to me?"

"Who told you to run away? Come back to the capital with me and don't miss those two old women, Chen Lihua and Tang Yunniang."

"You're old too, you're almost thirty."

"Really, you are really disobedient. Do you remember how you and Aunt Tang bullied me together?"

"That's Tang Yunniang. It's none of my business. Don't hold me back. It's so uncomfortable, woof woof woof!"

Small Theater [-]: Heroic Spirits and Their Pets...

PS: It is also not included in the main story.

Ying Ling, a name that is widely sung in the 21st century, has entered thousands of households.

With the power of magic, it is not impossible to summon powerful warriors, beings and kings that have existed since ancient times. Although it requires a huge price, it is acceptable to fans or businesses - money is the most important thing in this world. The most amazing things on the Internet, especially those Internet companies, etc., in order to attract traffic, they will do everything possible to attract attention, so what can attract more attention than resurrecting the dead?
Pingyang Princess Chen Lihua, Iron-Blooded Sword Demon Chen Yunying, Thunderbolt Emperor Helen, Peerless Sword God Ah Qing...their names are already legends in this era, because they have reversed the course of history time and time again!

Of course, there are also people who want to resurrect Grand Master Zhou Huan, the root of everything, the origin of everything, the legend among legends, Grand Master Zhou Huan, but the Magic Association has tried its best to find no trace of his existence.

Heroic spirits are gods walking in this world.

Seeing their god-like forms and noble temperament, the majority of netizens made unparalleled shouts on the virtual network - of course there were also some dark-minded guys who shouted that magic healing and command compulsion should be added, but those were just YY for Rifan lovers, how could a heroic spirit be bound by something like this?
Not to mention that the heroic spirits are not willing, even the Magic Association is not willing and cannot do it.

There is an old saying: Don't underestimate the wisdom of the ancients. These things have been powerfully reflected in the heroic spirits. They quickly understood everything that happened, and because of their will power, they quickly became the best in the world in cultivation. of combat power.

Compared to those tall, mighty or macho male heroic spirits, the audience prefers the existence of female heroic spirits. There are about a dozen beautiful big sisters and little sisters sitting there - although their appearance looks different from the ten. Girls in their [-]s and [-]s are almost the same, but the precipitation of time on their bodies makes them more beautiful.

The TV stations chased them crazily, and then there were interview shows with the Heroic Spirits. Finally, a TV station with great hands and eyes tried every means to gather dozens of female Heroic Spirits at once, and it was their first time to participate in an interview on a TV show.

When this live talk show was broadcast, audiences all over the world gathered in front of the TV, wanting to know about the past - there were so many beautiful ladies, each one of them a global idol.

What's more important is that they are all single now. If we can know their preferences, can we... What, you said that the heroic spirits have been married?

I'm sorry, but their husbands are dead. Moreover, many of these female heroes have spent their lives alone, and have never heard of any scandals.

The interview started with Chen Laihua, who is recognized as the earliest heroic spirit.

"Excuse me, Your Highness Chen Lihua, Mr. Zhou's heroic spirit cannot be summoned no matter what, what's going on?"

"Why summon him?"

Chen Lihua blinked her eyes, which seemed a little strange.

"It's not that you have a very deep relationship with him. After he passed away, you spent many years alone and missed him very much." "Yes, I miss him very much. I wish he would appear in front of me now and let me take care of him." teach him a lesson."

Chen Lihua gritted her teeth and said, the audience actually saw a trace of a resentful woman on her face.Could it be that Zhou Huan had another new love back then and was turned into a corpse by Chen Lihua?
The host didn't dare to ask this question. Each of these heroic ladies on the stage had a large group of fans. If they offended them, they would have acid thrown at them that night.

"Then why can't Grandmaster Zhou Huan be summoned?"

"Because your information is incomplete."

The speaker was Chen Yunying. As a relative separated by 200 years, Chen Yunying seemed to have no respect for his predecessors.

"Summoning heroic spirits is actually similar to the court's wanted order. It requires various descriptions of the criminal, such as age, height, gender, experience, etc. If the court's indictment itself is full of errors, the criminal's appearance, age, gender, If the height, etc. are all wrong, will the criminal be successfully arrested?”

Chen Yunying's words made the audience in front of the TV stunned. Could it be that the Zhou Huan everyone knows is wrong?Could it be that Zhou Huan is a woman?
Countless viewers are thinking about some obscene things, just like the sissyification that has been very popular in recent years. I don’t know how many heroes have been sissymorphized into beauties. Naturally, the great master Zhou Huan has also been sissymorphized.

"Speaking of Grandmaster Zhou Huan, I know him. He has always been by my side and never left me."

"Ahhhh!"

The audience in front of the TV seemed to be hit by an electric current at this moment, and the blazing fire of gossip was burning. Could it be that Zhou Huan lived for another 200 years?
"However, according to historical records, Emperor Wu was not accompanied by a man all the time. Could it be that Grand Master Zhou Huan is a woman?"

The host finally asked this question, but Chen Yunying shook her head.

"No, he has always been by my side. He also appears in many of your literary, film and television works. Do you want me to give you a hint?"

"Okay, Lord God, can you say something?"

"You have to ask Ah Qing. Didn't Zhou Huan stay with you for a long time afterwards? He and Ah Qing ate and slept together. It was him who gave you the name of your shepherdess who doesn't like bathing."

"I told you before that I'm not a shepherdess who doesn't like bathing!"

The weak-minded Ah Qing who was sitting next to her suddenly burst out. What angered her most in history was that her enemies said she didn't like bathing. Even when she was tied to a pillar and burned to death, she cursed those who gave her such a name. A person with this name.

"Hmph, then why do you sleep with that dirty sheep in your arms all day long?"

"That's not a sheep, that's Zhou Huan!"

After saying this, Ah Qing quickly closed his mouth, but everyone in front of the TV was stunned.

Everyone knows that Princess Pingyang raised an eagle, Chen Yunying likes a yellow dog the most, the shepherd girl A Qing takes her sheep wherever she goes, and the following female heroes also have their own pets...

"So you can't summon Zhou Huan. That guy is a pervert. Sometimes he turns into an eagle, sometimes he turns into a dog, sometimes he turns into a sheep, and he once turned into a fat cat. or it could be……"

The host of the show was speechless. Who would have thought that Zhou Huan, the great hero and master in history and the best-selling author of Fireside Chat, would be such a pervert.

"I don't believe how the great master Zhou Huan could be such a person. If it hadn't been for him, history would have gone in a different direction."

A gray-haired old man stood up from his seat and shouted loudly.

"Ahhh, I like this transformation!"

"I want to be a man like him. If I offend my wife, I will turn into a cat..."

"I think……"

There were also many people talking about it, and several female heroes present also had surprised expressions on their faces.

"Is it really Zhou Huan?"

"I have heard of his name Xingzhou..."

"No wonder it's so delicious and I'm too lazy to cook it. It turns out..."

"It's actually a boy? No wonder it resisted desperately when I tried to castrate it several times."

"Which of you has a sword? Let me chop that bastard to death. It's a shame that I won't get married for the rest of my life. I thought he..."

Tang Yunniang turned her head, and her eyes met with Chen Lihua's, and there were faint electric sparks flashing...

"By the way, if I'm not wrong, Zhou Huan is still alive now, but he has become someone's pet... He likes to be around beautiful women. You will be powerful, beautiful and single. If you add factors such as being unmarried and search for a woman with a very obedient pet, you should be able to find his existence..."

After saying these words, the audience present suddenly felt an ominous premonition in their hearts. Everyone turned their attention to a woman sitting not far away. In her elegant arms, she was holding a struggling baby...

———Separator————

There is a postscript in the volume, but it seems I can’t see it on the PC?After the third update, I am exhausted.

　The second volume of "Seeing Yunying again" has been written. This volume is named after Chen Yunying, but it also refers to the story of the protagonist meeting the little girl from 200 years ago again. It is a story of reunion.

　　Many readers say that the protagonist is slow-moving, decisive in killing, etc. How should I put it? A high school student ran into a world and started killing people. Of course it seems very comfortable, but what if this world was created by him? ?
　　People praised his name, talked about his deeds, and regarded him as a saint. Then he suddenly ran out and said that I am going to defy heaven now, what should I do...

　　So in the middle of the second volume, the protagonist is a neutral and lawful character at first, watching those people seeking death, but he doesn’t want to be like those people and chooses to stand by and watch.

　　Retrograde Ten Thousand Years is a coming-of-age story. I hope everyone understands that it is not good for a person to arrive in his created world and not even follow the rules of that world, or even slap himself in the face.

　　Morality is not wrong, and following the rules should not be ridiculed. The second volume has ended, and the protagonist is still a bystander. Please look forward to the third volume. )
　　
　
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