Starting from the Western Han Dynasty

Chapter 102 Li Huan: I have to clear my name
Liu Che looked at Gillian, whose eyes were full of mystery, and couldn't help laughing: "I really can't believe that you can have any secrets?"

"It's a secret from the past." Gillian held up the big moon golden crown on her head. It was very heavy and heavy. Her feeling was surprisingly consistent with Li Huan's, but Liu Che didn't feel the same at all.

Gillian emphasized: "After you listen, don't get angry!"

"If I were angry with you, would I still sit here and talk to you?" Liu Che also rolled his eyes.

Gillian nodded with satisfaction: "I discovered that the witchcraft curse technique is actually fake."

Liu Che's reaction was so great that his golden crown almost fell off his head, but before he could speak, Gillian immediately said: "Hey, we have a word first, don't get angry."

"You still have the nerve to say it?" Liu Che rolled his eyes speechlessly: "If you hadn't made things so difficult back then...wait, what are you saying, the witchcraft curse technique is fake?"

"That's right." Gillian nodded and said, "During the time I stayed at Changmen Palace, I figured out a lot of things. If Wu Zhu's spell worked, why didn't Wei Zifu die?

Later, I asked Da Changqiu to find many witches to curse me to death. If the curse couldn't kill me, I would kill them. As a result, I killed dozens of witches in a row, but no one could curse me to death. mine. "

"You are really a lunatic!" Liu Che leaned on the chair helplessly, and the golden crown of the sun slowly rolled down from one side. Gillian came forward and leaned against Liu Che's heart, shedding tears: "At that time, I I don’t want to live anymore. Without you, what’s the point of living?”

"The moon poked my face." Liu Che snorted depressedly. Gillian burst into tears and smiled. She took off the big moon golden crown with some embarrassment, leaned against Liu Che's heart again, and greedily breathed in Liu Che's breath. .

"Ashe, don't worry. You want to conquer the Huns in the north, and you want to build a glorious and prosperous empire. I will not compete with Wei Zifu for the position of queen. It is something I don't want in the first place. I will stay in Changmen Palace... …”

Before Gillian could finish her words, the emperor had already blocked her mouth...

Da Changqiu and Chuntuo, who were guarding the door, immediately pushed away all the palace ladies outside, and the guards immediately did not dare to make a sound...

Cao Xiang lay in the hot spring water, panting hard after a while of doggy style water skiing. Fortunately, there were several burly guards beside him, who reached out to support him, so that the dignified Marquis Pingyang was not drowned in the hot spring pool. inside.

"Brother Huan, Brother Huan, is this really appropriate? I can't hold it anymore." Cao Xiang complained repeatedly. Li Huan still sat on the edge of the water inlet, leisurely and comfortable. He opened half his eyes and looked at: "Swimming It’s the easiest way to lose weight. If you can’t even stick to this, how can you talk about the future? Okay, get up and do push-ups right away. I don’t ask you to do dozens of push-ups, five? Ten?”

With the support of the guards, Cao Xiang struggled to climb out of the hot spring pool. Immediately, other guards helped him wipe off the water on his body and put on clean clothes.

A plump fat man was lying on the ground with difficulty, his body was squirming. Li Huan couldn't help laughing. He looked so much like a plump silkworm...

Cao Xiang's hands, which were bigger than Li Huan's legs, could not support his huge body, so he naturally kissed the earth passionately.

"Axiang, just imagine that when you are doing push-ups, your favorite concubine is underneath you. Wouldn't it give you more strength?"

Hearing this, Cao Xiang turned around with difficulty, looked up at the blue sky and gasped: "Brother Huan, you don't understand, I can just lie down like this."

Li Huan gave a thumbs up and said six!

He walked out of the pool by himself, and the guards beside him immediately came forward to wipe off the water stains for him.

After doing fifteen push-ups in one breath, Li Huan also imitated Cao Xiang's movements and looked up at the sky.

"Brother Huan, you're not very good at this!" Cao Xiang laughed at fifty steps.

Li Huan glanced at him and smiled sheepishly: "Actually, I'm the same as you."

The hearty laughter completely echoed around the hot spring water.

The weather was fine. Sima Qian put his hands behind his back and looked at the green seedlings emerging from the ground. His whole face was full of joy, but suddenly his eyes froze when he glanced at somewhere.

Anyang Marquis Li Huan and Pingyang Marquis Cao Xiang, two noble marquises, are actually making extremely indecent gestures towards the earth?

"It's an insult to politeness! It's an insult to politeness!" Sima Qian turned and left angrily: "I must record this matter in the book. It is not a pity to rob someone else's wife, but to do such a dirty thing to the earth that breeds all things. action!"

"Huh? The person who just passed by was Tai Shiling?" Cao Xiang suddenly looked over.

Li Huan was sweating profusely and counting, "Six, seven, eight... Oh no, after time travel, my body is getting worse and worse, more and more weak... What? Sima Qian is this stupid thing?"

However, when he stood up, no one could be seen.

Cao Xiang felt that Li Huan's movements were a bit strange, and couldn't help but asked curiously: "Brother Huan, what are you looking at? What is there to see? I heard someone say that Sima Qian wrote history books very conscientiously. Most of them were recorded after being narrated by the person involved himself.”

"I..." Li Huan suddenly felt so miserable that he couldn't express it.

Cao Xiang asked someone to bring over a soft cushion stuffed with feathers and put it under his face. This time, his movements were not like silkworms, but like maggots that kept pushing back and forth...

"I have to make a change..." Li Huan turned to look at Cao Xiang: "Rope skipping and running are not suitable for you, I got you a set of National Primary School Radio Gymnastics Dance Youth."

A guard immediately stepped forward and bowed to Cao Xiang, who was lying on the ground writhing like a maggot. Then, while making various broadcasting movements, he began to chant to himself: "One, two, three, four." Five six seven eight, two two three four five six seven eight..."

Li Huan gently kicked Cao Xiang's butt: "Don't be stunned, get up and move!" He said to the guard: "Slow down, how many times did I teach you before you learned it, don't you know what's going on? I found a way to teach Marquis Cao today, and Marquis Cao will be rewarded heavily!"

Cao Xiang stood up with sweat on his head: "Brother Huan, you won't teach me?"

"I'm going to find Qu Bing. His old-fashioned physical training methods need to be changed." Li Huan left leisurely with his hands behind his back.

In the house, Sima Qian quickly wrote down the ridiculous behavior of two monarchs, then took a look at the words he recorded, and walked out of the room quite depressed. As far as he knew, the monarchs were not such people!

"Huh? General Xiao Huo is here to train troops?" The sound of chaotic footsteps instantly filled Sima Qian's ears. Feeling depressed, he immediately followed the sound to see how troops were training.

Who would have thought that as soon as he walked out of the courtyard, he saw hundreds of big men in the open space for military training in front of him, all facing the ground, supporting their bodies with both hands, and Huo Qubing repeated "one" and "two" in a long and drawn-out tone. , up and down, up and down, up and down...

　Brothers, I’m taking a break, I’m positive. If you find that I haven’t updated one day, please understand...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)