Starting from the Western Han Dynasty

Chapter 148 Liu Ling: Junhou, do you think my tofu is white?

When Jin Guduo walked away, the quarrel had turned into laughter.

"Okay, this matter has come to an end. What to do next, as long as everything goes according to plan."

Li Huan drank tea leisurely and leaned on the wicker chair, looking extremely comfortable.

He wanted to say in his heart that the days without fighting are the days that people really enjoy.

However, Gongsun Ao and Wei Qing didn't think so. What they enjoyed more was the days of fighting.

Gongsun Ao laughed and stood up: "Tomorrow is the day when Lao Wei comes back with his troops. We have all made meritorious deeds in this battle, and we must be generously rewarded..."

At this time, Bai Zhi suddenly hurried onto the high platform and glanced at Li Huan nervously: "Junhou, the princess is here!"

"Who?" Gongsun Ao stretched his neck and looked shocked.

Li Huan was also surprised: "Liu Ling?"

"Yes!" Bai Zhi nodded immediately, looking nervous.

Gongsun Ao shouted: "It's not that there is more..." Halfway through his words, he saw a group of people in the distance surrounded by a charming and elegant woman walking towards him. He immediately turned his head. Looking at Li Huan, he whispered: "Old Li, this situation is really wrong... I'll take the first step! Bai Zhi, go find Princess Nangong, quickly!"

Then, without giving Li Huan and Bai Zhi any chance to speak, Gongsun Ao directly grabbed the handrail of the fence, and like an ape good at rock climbing, he slid down the wooden pillar on the side with a clatter, and landed on the ground. Then he rolled on the spot to relieve his strength, and in just one or two breaths, he completely disappeared from Li Huan's sight...

Bai Zhi opened her mouth. Although everyone was afraid of this princess, they never expected that General Gongsun would be so afraid?
Li Huan suddenly felt a pain in his balls. Didn't he know what kind of slut Liu Ling was?It is no exaggeration to say that he really knows Liu Ling better than Liu Ling himself... well, except for her body...

"Don't stand still here. Go find the princess immediately and tell Qu Bing that all our workshops need to send more people. Anyone who comes close without me or Qu Bing's handwritten letter will be shot to death!"

After Bai Zhi heard this, her delicate body trembled with fright, and she got off the high platform shivering. She had almost sensed that a battle with invisible swords and swords was about to start in the Hou Mansion.

Li Huan sat up, calmed down, and called for someone to give the order: "I am a man who governs the country with filial piety. Your Majesty should visit my mother and queen first, otherwise it will be unfilial!"

Li Qing'er's eyes widened as she listened to Li Huan's orders. She had never thought that Gillian, as a shield, could still be used like this?

"Here!"

Li Qing'er hurriedly retreated.

After a while, Li Huan saw Liu Ling rushing towards this direction with great interest, but was stopped by Li Qing'er and his men.

The distance was too far, so Li Huan couldn't hear clearly what Li Qing'er said, but Li Qing'er's etiquette was so good that Liu Ling could only endure it even if he knew that he was bullying her.

After a while, Liu Ling walked into Li Qing'er's side, and without knowing what to say to Li Qing'er, he turned and walked towards Gillian's courtyard.

Seeing this scene, Li Huan narrowed his eyes and was thinking about how to deal with it.

"Yan'er, get some paper and pen, I want to perform a performance for Your Majesty!"

Liu Yan'er did not dare to hesitate and just waited on the side. When Li Qing'er came back, her face was flushed. She seemed to have many things to say to Li Huan, but she endured it and waited for Li Huan to finish writing the performance.

"Immediately send someone to the palace and report it to His Majesty!" Li Huan handed it to Liu Yan'er, then looked at Li Qing'er who looked unusual and said with a smile: "Why are you blushing?"

"Junhou, that princess is so unruly, she...she..."

"Oh? Did she touch your butt?" Li Huan jumped and laughed.

Li Qing'er's face turned even redder: "She actually asked me, how about the Junhou's one-night performance... This... such a shameful answer..."

Li Huan couldn't help laughing when he saw Li Qing'er, who was blushing to the base of his ears, lowering his head shyly, rubbing the corners of his clothes with his hands, not daring to raise his head to look at him.

Li Qing'er had never heard such words of tiger and wolf?His face turned red instantly, his breathing became rapid, and he didn't even dare to look at Li Huan.

"Okay, since Li Ling came to Chang'an, it means that she is fully prepared, and you don't have to worry about anything, just put your heart in your stomach safely." Li Huan stood up, but saw Liu Ling unexpectedly Under the leadership of Da Changqiu, they walked towards him.

And after getting closer, Da Changqiu slipped away...

"What the hell?" Li Huan muttered in a low voice...

"Junhou?" Li Qing'er's face turned pale.

Bai Zhi hurriedly walked up to the high platform with an ugly face: "Junhou, the princess entered the palace in half an hour."

"It's interesting." Li Huan sat down again. Jinzhan's entry into the palace at this time was naturally not an accident, it must have been arranged by someone.

Liu Ling arranged Jinzhan?It sounds incredible, but... it's not impossible.

Sometimes when people do something, they don't have to do it themselves. They just need to plan in advance, and they can naturally use their strength to achieve their true goals...

"Have some tea."

Li Huan was very calm. Since he couldn't avoid it, he would just face it directly.

Li Huan doesn't care whether Liu Ling's reputation is good or not. After all, no matter how bad Liu Ling's reputation is, can it be compared to a maniac like himself who loves other people's wives?
"See you, Lord!" Liu Ling's complexion is as round and lustrous as pearls, revealing nobility; on his melon-seed face, he has a pair of peach blossom eyes like Han Yan's, charming and seductive; his figure is slender, especially with excellent proportions...

If it weren't for the fact that Huainan King Liu An would rebel in the future, Li Huan felt that he really had an obligation to surrender Liu Ling to prevent her from causing trouble everywhere.

This is no longer beautiful and moving, this is a fox demon that seduces the soul!
"What brings you here?" Li Huan asked weakly but rudely and domineeringly.

Liu Linghu narrowed her eyes charmingly, with a charming smile on Guazi's face. She raised her head, and her graceful figure almost made Li Huan feel that her spine might be misaligned, too convex and warped...

"I heard that Junhou can also make tofu, and the method of tofu was originally invented by my father, so I came here just to learn how to make tofu with Junhou. Apart from that, there is nothing else."

"Oh?" Li Huan stared at Liu Ling with cold eyes: "Aren't you afraid that I will eat your tofu?"

"Junhou is joking, you can eat my tofu if you want... I just don't know if I am lucky enough to have a few bites of Junhou's tofu?" Li Huan clapped his hands: "Come here! The tofu shop will serve you!"

King Huainan's method of making tofu was a bit rough. It was obviously not as good as Li Huan's method, which had been improved by many tofu fanatics more than 2000 years later. When it was about to be completed, Liu Ling felt a little resigned to being defeated. Give birth.

When Li Huan became famous in Chang'an, the King of Huainan had secretly sent someone to investigate Li Huan's life experience, especially after the tofu was found out; for a moment, the King of Huainan thought that Li Huan was someone who once A disciple who serves his disciples.

Liu Ling came here in person today because he wanted to use this tofu recipe to see if, as his father had guessed, this Anyang Marquis could be used by himself and others?

In fact, the methods of the two are roughly the same. Li Huan's method is, to a greater extent, a refined extension of the Huainan King Tofu method...

The white and tender tofu quickly took shape under the weight of the boulders.

Li Huan confidently cut off a piece of tofu, and when he was about to show off, he discovered that Liu Ling's tofu was actually much whiter than his own...

Liu Ling snickered: "Junhou, do you think my tofu is white?"

"Bai is very white, but you have to taste it to know how it tastes. Who knows whether this tofu is gold on the outside but rotten on the inside?"

This statement refers to Sang Shuhuai, but Liu Ling's face was still full of charming smile, and he didn't notice anything at all.

Li Huan also thought it was normal. If such a top scheming bitch would be irritated by his few words, it would be a joke.

"Then please eat my white and tender tofu!" Liu Ling actually held the piece of tofu in his beautiful hands and was about to send it to Li Huan's mouth.

Li Huan stretched out his hand to block it. The tentacle that he had thought reached an indescribable place. Everyone around him opened his eyes wide and opened his mouth.

Li Huan retracted his hand like lightning, but Liu Ling's peach blossom eyes were full of shame: "Junhou, we said it was delicious tofu, you..."

The pair of jade hands had already held the white and tender tofu and brought it to Li Huan's lips.

"What the hell! He's so good at it..." Li Huan even felt that this bitch bumped into her on purpose.

"Is the tofu delicious?" At this moment, Jinzhan's voice, which seemed to be smiling but not smiling, suddenly came from the door of the tofu shop.

After Liu Ling heard this, the smile in his eyes grew stronger, as if a well-designed strategy had finally succeeded.

"Meet the princess!" Everyone in the tofu shop was so frightened that they knelt on the ground.

Li Huan took a step back and sniffed: "In general, this tofu only looks good, but in fact it tastes like wax and is very unpalatable!"

"Oh? Really?" Jinzhan lowered her head. Her extremely tall height made her stand in this tofu shop, filled with an invisible pressure.

"Hey! My sister misunderstood. My brother-in-law and I are just competing on our tofu-making skills. Brother-in-law, my sister won't be angry about this, right?"

"Who are you calling sister?" Jinzhan had a smile on his face, and suddenly made a move like lightning, pinching Liu Ling's neck. Liu Ling instantly lost all resistance, and Jinzhan suddenly pressed him into Li Huan's tofu pile, going crazy. The face is rolled with tofu.

"You like to eat my man's tofu very much? Well, I will give you a gift, let you eat as much as you want!"

Li Huan watched as he was pressed on the tofu and rubbed again and again, his face rolling and rolling, his hair was messy, his face was full of tofu, his nostrils were full of tofu, his eyes were full of tofu, his mouth was full of tofu, and even his ears were filled with tofu. Liu Ling, who was tofu, suddenly felt that his fiancée was really a ruthless person who ripped green tea with his hands...

"My lord!"

Among the kneeling crowd, two people suddenly stood up and went to save Liu Ling, who was almost out of breath.

Li Huan raised his sword eyebrows, took a step forward, blocked the two of them, and angrily yelled: "This is so presumptuous!"

"Crash..." Outside the tofu shop, Huo Qubing appeared as if he suddenly appeared out of thin air. Behind him he led a group of armored soldiers. Before he could wait for the princess who was rolling the tofu on Liu Ling's face to say anything, , he smiled ferociously and roared cheerfully:
"How outrageous! How dare you be so disrespectful to the princess, drag her out and chop her!"

The soldiers behind him, as if they had rehearsed in advance, flew forward like lightning, roughly pushed the two Liu Ling's followers to the ground and dragged them out.

Li Huan felt that he had only exhaled and breathed twice before two bloody heads were already carried in by military men.

"Princess, please show me!"

Only then did Jinzhan let go of the out of breath Liu Ling with a sly smile on his face. Without even looking at Li Huan, he grabbed a large piece of tofu made by Liu Ling with his jade hand, and after saying "Hey the dog", I walked out of the tofu shop leisurely.

Li Huan glanced at the pitiful Liu Ling, who was retching tofu, and muttered: "My tofu is not delicious, don't worry about it in the future." He immediately chased the princess out.

Until now, if Li Huan still doesn't understand that Gillian, Jinzhan, and Huo Qubing deliberately set up a plan to teach Liu Ling a lesson, then he will really be a fighter among fools.

It's just... wouldn't it be too much to teach a princess a lesson like this?
"I really didn't expect that you are all ready, and I am still..."

Looking at the tofu being weighed with his hand, Li Huan laughed dryly: "Jinzhan, if I say that she bumped into my hand herself, would you believe it?"

"I believe it." Jinzhan smiled slightly: "After all, I know better than you who Liu Ling has been since he was a child."

Li Huan breathed a sigh of relief: "Then I don't understand. Why did you let her in? Since you knew that she came to Chang'an in advance, you should..."

"You have long been the one who disturbed the situation in my Chang'an. Flies do not bite seamless eggs. Liu Ling will definitely come straight to you. It is easy to hide from the public, but hard to guard against the dark; if this is the case, why not kill me once and for all?" Has she taught you enough?"

Hearing Jinzhan's domineering tone, Li Huan breathed a sigh of relief and ignored the words that mocked him. He raised his head and said, "This is a good idea, but I am afraid that this matter will reach His Majesty's ears..."

"Do you know how much food your Majesty plans to reward you?"

"How many households? Can it reach five thousand?" Li Huan was silly and happy. After all, Princess Shang had food as a reward, and coupled with her military exploits, she could easily exceed five thousand.

"Six thousand households can afford food." Jinzhan smiled slightly: "So what are you afraid of? Even if this matter becomes known to everyone in the world, it will only deduct a few thousand households' food. It's just..."

"Just what?" Li Huan laughed nonchalantly.

Jinzhan's eyes were lowered, with a cold light in his eyes. He sneered and raised the large piece of tofu in his hand, saying with a bit of strangeness and ridicule:
"Brother, you haven't eaten other people's tofu yet, eat it! Eat it! Brother--brother, you eat it!"

(End of this chapter)