Starting from the Western Han Dynasty

Chapter 154 Liu Che: I also want to enjoy it
Zhang Anshi did cry. He was so excited that he even blew out a fist-sized bubble from his nose...

Li Huan and Jinzhan couldn't help but laugh beside them, extremely out of character.

Before Zhang Anshi stopped crying, everyone Li Huan wanted had already arrived in front of him.

From the entire Hou Mansion, everyone from Cuihua, Baizhi, Long-legged Orchid, etc. who followed Li Huan to Wei Shaoer, Shengxue Shi and others later arrived.

Huo Qubing was originally just a joke, but Li Huan didn't take it as a joke.

He actually held Wei Shao'er's hand affectionately in front of everyone, put it against his heart, and said emotionally: "My son, you are the most precious and beautiful gift that God has given me. I can be with you." Spending the rest of my life together is the most beautiful enjoyment in my life!"

Young Master Wei blushed for a while, and then looked at Nangong Princess Jinzhan with some fear, who was staring at the two of them with a smile.

The expression on Huo Qubing's face at this moment can be summed up in one sentence: "Azhen, are you serious! I'm just talking!"

"Okay, that's really good!" Jinzhan clapped his hands and laughed excitedly, almost giving Li Huan a sense of Brigitte Lin's invincibility in the East, "After the autumn harvest, when you and I hold a wedding, I want to listen to the competition This one is quite exciting!”

Li Huan felt that Wei Shao'er's fragrant palms were already sweaty and a little slippery, so he couldn't help but squeeze them tighter. He smiled and said, "No matter how my words change, my sincerity will never change."

Wei Shao'er's eyes were red with excitement and she nodded repeatedly. She should have shed tears, but Cuihua on the side was so excited that she shed tears first.

It was as if these words were spoken to her by her master.

"Okay, let's hold a banquet today. From now on, your master will have a household of [-] households." Li Huanhuan cheered and pulled Wei Shao'er to sit down.

He pulled the restrained Wei Shao'er a little closer, next to Jinzhan, and let the women speak by themselves.

Shengxue Master, Hongzhi, and Mangu Yin were also not left out in the cold.

The musicians began to play music, and the servants began to serve all kinds of delicious food.

Indulging in enjoyment and living up to your good years is nothing more than that.

Such laughter naturally woke up Liu Che from his sleep.

Gillian was combing her hair in front of the bronze mirror. When she heard the noise behind her, she naturally turned sideways to look.

A smile appeared on Liu Che's face: "It's just like many years ago, when I just became emperor..."

"Don't you think I'm old?" Gillian held Qingsi and sighed slightly.

"I age faster than you." Liu Che lay on the phoenix bed and sighed helplessly: "Sister Gillian, the emperor is not that easy to do. Listen, the Marquis of Anyang can enjoy himself like this. Bai Bai Rizongge, not only will no one speak against him, but it will become a good story. If I, Liu Che, do this, I will immediately be recorded in the daily notes, saying that I am debauched and immoral, and those censors will also smell it like flies. The stench is the same, and the endless rendition of the sayings about not being greedy for pleasure, and saying that one is born in sorrow and dies in happiness is almost scratching my ears."

Gillian giggled, feeling extremely happy. She remembered that she had heard similar words a long, long time ago.

"Ashe, would you like to come over and take a look? My cheap son's banquet is different from ordinary people!"

"I won't go." Liu Che half-squinted his eyes: "After you become the emperor, it is not appropriate for you to go anywhere. It will scare people. I will go to Sister Jin's house later, will you go?"

"Wei Zifu is also going?" Gillian put down the ivory comb in her hand, her back was very straight, but this was not temptation, but anger; her figure was a masterpiece of God's preference.

Liu Che laughed happily: "Of course Mrs. Wei has been there. Sister Jin is learning how Marquis Anyang raises pigs this year. What's her name?"

"Pork!" Gillian's voice was filled with annoyance: "It doesn't matter if people have eunuchs, pigs also have eunuchs..."

"Why are you so angry with me?" Liu Che crawled over, and with one thick arm, he took the frail Gillian into his arms. He breathed in her breath greedily: "Next time you see me If Mrs. Wei is unhappy, you can just go over and scratch her face, and I'll just pretend I didn't see anything, okay?"

"Azhi, you used to coax me when you were a child, and now you say such things to coax me." Gillian struggled symbolically, and had no choice but to let Liu Che show off his power.

Therefore, the waiting palace people waited for more than half an hour before they saw Emperor Liu Che and Queen Chen walking out of the house.

"Beefing pigs is a magical technique. I heard that the cooked pigs taste different." Listening to the music and shouting coming from Anyanghou's courtyard, Liu Che frowned and frowned, and couldn't help but call the big brother. Changqiu: "Who is crying and howling? Killing a pig is better than this!"

Dachangqiu suppressed his smile: "Reporting to your majesty, it is none other than the Marquis Anyang himself. He may have gotten drunk at this moment..."

Liu Che listened to the hoarse voice of "You are my lover, a woman like a rose", and sighed helplessly: "If it really doesn't work, let him change a group of musicians, a dignified man... "

In the middle of the words, the emperor suddenly stopped with his mouth open, because he couldn't help but shuddered when he heard the words that made someone ecstasy: "Luxury words and erotic music, obscene words and erotic music, they are simply unbearable, Ming." Go and tell him, if you continue howling like this in the future, I will let him sleep with Sister Jin's pig!"

Da Changqiu hurriedly led him, but Gillian had already laughed out loud.

"The spring breeze is triumphant, let him go." She waved her hand on the emperor's chariot, which instantly made Liu Che's anger disappear.

"Life is full of joy, don't let the golden bottle face the moon!"

Just as Liu Che's imperial chariot was about to leave, two drunken howls came into his ears.

He and Gillian looked at each other instantly.

"I really can't figure out why a person like him can recite such good sentences? It's really an insult to gentleness."

Gillian's eyes were also full of surprise, and then she smiled slightly and said: "Ashe, this man will be your brother-in-law from now on, but don't say such self-destructive words. Who knows, Jin Laoer is just like this?"

Liu Che sighed: "I owe it to my second sister...can I stop calling me Jin Laoer? It sounds so awkward..."

"Why didn't you tell me when she beat me when she was a child?" Gillian's eyebrows were raised, and her hand had already touched Liu Che's waist.

The Han Emperor, who was already a little tired, smiled helplessly: "She even beat me when she was a child, but I can't beat her now..."

Liu Che has discovered that as long as Gillian doesn't act stupid, he really loves her so much that he really wants to be one with her at any time.

How crazy is a man's obsession with his first love?
What's more, Gillian is naturally beautiful, but she is even more charming as she is older.

"Tell me, if she knew you could be the emperor when she was a child, would she still be so cruel? I remember one time, I just wanted to see her hairpin. There was a pearl on it that was paid tribute by the South Vietnam Kingdom. It was bigger than my eyes. , she didn’t give it and kicked me into the ditch!”

Gillian looked at Liu Che angrily: "Ashe, you don't even dare to push her down!"

Liu Che's expression almost begged for mercy: "Have you forgotten that I have already been stepped on by the second sister?"

Gillian smiled shyly: "That's right... Jin Laoer is lucky to be a woman. It would be really scary if he were a man!"

Liu Che noticed that the charioteer who was driving had heard the conversation between the two and was shaking with fear and sweating profusely. He could hardly concentrate on driving, so he had to remind Gillian in a low voice: "Okay, who can take the things that happened when I was a child to heart?" , don’t forget how much jewelry you took away from your second sister when you were a child. If not, why would she not show it to you?"

After hearing this, Gillian's face turned bright red, and she really stopped mentioning the past; probably it was just because everyone else's past was like the wind, but Gillian's past was... spent in secretive ways, and the person she focused on taking care of was... Jin Lao Er...

"Are the pigs that have been chopped really different?" Gillian asked, "I have never touched the pigs raised in the Hou Mansion, and I don't have the thought to do so."

"It's indeed different." Liu Che nodded: "It grows fast and big, and the taste is not so smoky. It tastes quite different from the stir-fried pork made by Anyang Marquis."

"Then why don't you ask Li Huan and Jin Laoer to go together?" Gillian was slightly dissatisfied.

Liu Che said happily: "He is like this now, going to Sister Jin's house will only embarrass you and me, that's all, I wanted Wei Qing to go with me, but I thought you didn't like it, so I didn't."

A warmth flowed through Gillian's heart, and she said in a arrogant tone: "In the past, my mother wanted to kill him, but he didn't take revenge with any hatred. He is a gentleman, so why should I always be a villain?"

"do you agree?"

"Agree." Gillian stretched out her hand and closed Liu Che's jaw in surprise.Liu Che almost jumped up, hugged Gillian and kissed her heavily.

"Discourteous!" Gillian's scolding was more like a temptation. Liu Che laughed heartily: "Okay! Let's go first today, and call them another day to go to Sister Jin's home together!"

A touch of warmth appeared in Ajiao's beautiful eyes, but she still gave a squeaky sound and asked sourly: "Who will the little beauty sit with?"

"There is a table for women and a table for men. If you guys get into a fight, I and no one else will be allowed to interfere!"

Liu Che's eyes lit up.

Gillian sneered: "Okay, I will tear off all the clothes of the little beauty. I'll see if you don't stop me then!"

Liu Che gritted his teeth: "I am the emperor. I keep my word and speak out my edict. If I say I won't stop it, I won't stop it!"

He thought silently in his heart, at worst, I and my darlings will sit in the courtyard to eat, and if you start fighting, we can just close the door.

"Okay!" Gillian said fiercely, her teeth clenching loudly.

But Liu Che thought of Li Huan's wild and unrestrained singing voice, using whatever to ecstasy, and then learning and selling...

The emperor's wanton action almost frightened the charioteer's eyes... Fortunately, after His Majesty made this wanton move, Queen Chen became quiet instantly... The charioteer breathed a sigh of relief.

"Have you ever sobered up?"

Li Huan hugged the quilt and listened to a familiar laughter in his ears.

"Brother Zhang?" Li Huan, who was hungover, opened his eyes in confusion, and his mouth was full of stench...

Zhang Qian gave a wry smile, took the hangover soup from Cuihua, and fed it directly to Li Huan. As a result... he sprinkled one third, drank two thirds, and choked out another third...

Looking at Li Huan, whose face turned the color of pig liver from coughing, Zhang Qian said repeatedly: "Sorry, sorry, I don't have any experience in feeding people..."

"Brother Zhang, you are really killing me..." Li Huan smiled bitterly and sat up. Cuihua handed over another bowl of sobering soup. After Li Huan drank it, the smoky breath finally subsided.

"Brother Zhang, you are finally done with your work. You can come to my house. Cuihua hastily ordered that you have a banquet, so you can entertain my brother!"

"Here!" Cuihua carefully wiped away the soup from Li Huan's lips and quickly withdrew.

Zhang Qian glanced at Li Huan's bare buttocks and smiled knowingly: "Your Majesty is really free and wanton. I'll go out now. Come out quickly and sober up. I have something important to discuss with you."

"What could be the matter..." Li Huan half-squinted his eyes and allowed Liu Yan'er to help him get dressed.

The sky is clear and clear, and it's not just that I slept until the third watch of the morning, it's already the afternoon...

Li Huan regarded Zhang Qian as his elder brother, so Zhang Qian could enter his bedroom. However, from a distance, it seemed that there was another person Zhang Qian was traveling with.

This time, it's not Gandalf, but Zhang Tang.

What Zhang Tang was talking to Zhang Anshi in the courtyard was nothing more than a conversation about homework assessment.

As a result, something embarrassing happened. Zhang Tang found that he couldn't do the questions that his younger son had already done...

In order to maintain his father's majesty, Zhang Tang pretended to be profound and knocked on the table: "My father will know the answer to this question at a glance. You should do it carefully, step by step, and don't be crude."

"Yes, Father!" Zhang Anshi didn't know how deep his father's tricks were, so he calculated the process carefully.

It's just... After looking at those strange symbols, Zhang Tang's face became a little tense. What is this?
What does this "x" mean?What does this "y" mean?That little "2" duck?It looks like a duck, what does that mean?

"Father, this is the whole calculation process. Master's mother said that Master's arithmetic is the top knowledge that is unique in the world. The other disciples have no chance of inheriting it, but I am the most likely to inherit it."

Zhang Anshi's small face showed a look of yearning.

Zhang Tang kept his father's majestic face, picked up the problem-solving steps, and carefully looked at the problem-solving ideas and processes that he could not understand...but he showed a very pleased smile to his younger son.

I don’t understand, but that doesn’t stop me from pretending!

"Very good. Your master's arithmetic is so unique that none of the hundreds of schools of thought can match it."

Identity inspires awe.If Li Huan was just an ordinary person, then his "x", "y", and little duck would definitely be scorned by others.

At this time, Li Huan happened to walk out of the room, came to the high platform, and saw the father and son under the osmanthus tree in the courtyard.

Zhang Qian smiled at him and signaled him not to disturb Zhang Tang.

"When others see Zhang Tang, they will be frightened, their heartbeat will speed up, and their face will turn pale. I feel very friendly." Li Huan smiled softly.

Hearing this, a hint of bitterness flashed across Zhang Qian's face: "Your Majesty, in order to calm down the public anger after the incident happened, Your Majesty ordered you to reduce the amount of food for [-] households. Your [-] households have just arrived and will be reduced." Two thousand households, I will complain for you."

"That's right. It was obviously the princess who did it, but it's all on me." Li Huan laughed nonchalantly, just because he knew in his heart that the two thousand households that had been reduced would soon get more food, or even more. It is very likely that the number will skyrocket to [-] households.

"It doesn't matter. Judging from your appearance, Junhou, I guess he got the news a long time ago. Zhang Tangte came to deliver the edict to reduce your household seal. He felt a little sorry and called me here specifically."

There was a smile in Li Huan's eyes: "It's rare that the biggest young and Dangerous boy in my court still cares about friendship..."

Zhang Qian touched the tip of his nose: "He shouldn't have spoken ill of Tingwei. He should have taken care of Princess Nangong..."

"Brother is still honest!" Li Huanhua said: "Then let him come up and explain that the arithmetic I taught Xiao Anshi is not something people in this world can understand at all. As a father, he should always teach his children He maintains some image in his mind, and if he keeps it up, he may be exposed."

After Liu Yan'er felt Li Huan's eyes, she smiled lightly, turned around and walked down the platform, walked slowly to Zhang Qian's side, bowed and said, "Mr. Zhang, my master invites you to come up to the platform to speak!"

Zhang Tang, who really couldn't pretend anymore, put down his answer sheet with a serious look on his face, warned Zhang Anshi, and then left with Liu Yan'er.

Zhang Anshi looked back at the cart of exercises in the corner, and a complex look flashed in his eyes. He had not understood the meaning of "I really know how to thank" from Lanhua's mouth before.

It is said that this sentence came out of the master's mouth; now, he roughly understands this sentence and can apply it to himself; the teacher's wife said that before completing these questions, he is not allowed to go out to play, Zhang Anshi also said, I will really be grateful...

"Junhou, doctor!" Zhang Tang smiled slightly and held his hands in greeting.

"Why should we be so polite between you and me? Sit down and talk!" Li Huan tried his best to make Zhang Tang, who was suffering inside, feel more comfortable.

Just as Zhang Tang sat down, Zhang Qian smiled and said, "I've already told Junhou about the matter, and you and I both stood up to defend Junhou, but there was a lot of anger in the court, these two thousand households, There’s no way to save it.”

Zhang Tang smiled helplessly, took out a roll of imperial edict from his sleeve, and presented it to Li Huan with both hands.

Li Huan took it with both hands, unfolded it, and then rolled it up: "Ting Wei, please don't blame yourself for this. The face of the Lord is the face of the King of Huainan. Your Majesty did this just to silence everyone." Just lift it, don’t worry about anything.”

Seeing that Li Huan was so open-minded, Zhang Tang continued to struggle with this issue, which made him look a little petty.

"The monarch is open-minded, and Tang is ashamed of himself." Zhang Tang shook his head and said with a smile: "Originally, we should all come to celebrate when His Majesty granted us the title of household and the marriage certificate yesterday, but it should be so. In fact, His Majesty is here and he is also telling us , don’t drag your princes into the mediation of old and new nobles, naturally no one will come.”

"This is also my original intention." Li Huan said with a smile: "If I was also involved in such mediation, how could I sleep so soundly, singing and drinking during the day? However, I haven't been out in the past few days, and I don't know about Chang'an. Has anything changed now?"

When Zhang Tang heard this, his eyes narrowed slightly: "What Junhou wants to ask is about Li Guang?"

(End of this chapter)