Starting from the Western Han Dynasty

Chapter 219 Cao Xiang: My rules are rules

The man looked at Huo Qubing and chuckled: "Brother, with your accent, you are a soldier from Guanzhong, right? Our king treats you well. The reward for just arriving here is 1000 and [-] yuan for every ordinary soldier. Woolen cloth!"

"I heard that the general will be rewarded with more money!" The man turned his head again and announced to others around him.

Huo Qubing suddenly calmed down: "Who did you listen to?"

The man looked at Huo Qubing with a smile: "Brother, who else should I listen to? Who among us doesn't know about this now!" He turned to look at his tablemate and other tables who had come here to have breakfast together. People shouted in a booing tone: "Is that what I said, brothers?"

"Yes! Doesn't everyone know about this?"

While the people at other tables were still a little confused, the melon-eaters in a corner immediately started a rhythm, which made people think it was strange not to know about this, and the rest of the people followed suit. nod.

After all, this is something that makes the Huai people look good. Will everyone deny it?

A smile appeared on Huo Qubing's face: "I really didn't expect that King Huainan would be so kind to those of us who came from Guanzhong!"

"That's not it. It's 1000 or two hundred dollars. It was there when I got here. Brother, if I hadn't told you, I would have hated myself for not being from Guanzhong."

The man said, shaking his head with regret.

Huo Qubing turned around and got into the carriage. Without even having to give his orders, the person he was talking to and a few people who thought they were well hidden in a corner were captured by the accompanying plainclothes guards without any warning.

It is no exaggeration to say that an old man had just taken a sip of the bean soup that was brought to his mouth, and before he could swallow it, he watched the five people being dragged away.

"What's going on? Are you robbing someone in broad daylight?"

"The soldiers from this pass are so vicious?"

In the crowd, chatter started again.

A group of plainclothes soldiers swarmed over and the group was captured again.

The old man swallowed the bean soup in his mouth. At this moment, even a fool knew that something big was about to happen.

Seeing this, the other people drank up the bean soup one after another, finished the noodles in their hands, and left silently one by one.

There are not that many stupid people in the world, and it is too common to shut up to save one's own life.

"Eight people, eight people want to mess up my military morale?" Huo Qubing looked directly at the eight men kneeling in front of him, who had been beaten to a bruised and swollen face, and couldn't help laughing.

The eight people were bleeding from their mouths and noses, and they looked at Huo Qubing in fear.

Huo Qubing glanced at it in annoyance, waved his hand and said, "Drag him out and keep fighting!"

"Master, please forgive me, please forgive me..."

Huo Qubing acted as if he couldn't hear anything, raised his hand, and pointed at the young lady whose face was pale from fright.

Li Gan took out a piece of gold from his sleeve, threw it at the young lady's feet, and asked, "Can you sing the song Tears of a Dancer? It's been passed down from Guanzhong."

When the young lady saw the gold, she knelt down, touched it, stuffed it into her clothes, and nodded tremblingly: "Yes, is it the Tears of the Dancer composed by Mr. Anyang Hou?"

"That's it. Your current state is very suitable for singing this song. It made us cry. I will also reward you with this piece of gold."

Li Gan took out another piece of gold in his hand. This piece of gold was so heavy that it could kill someone alive if it was thrown out.

The young lady immediately started to twist, and the musician next to her who was also frightened and turned pale began to play music tremblingly. Along with the screams of the man outside the door being beaten, the young lady started singing like this.

"Because if you take the wrong step, you will always make the same mistake..."

Her voice was trembling because of fear, and her appearance was pitiful. There were tears of fear hanging on her slender eyelashes, which were trembling slightly.

"General, they said they were willing to reveal the mastermind behind this."

At this time, a personal guard named Da Dao walked in and handed Huo Qubing a report.

It's strange to say that the young lady was obviously scared to death, but after hearing the two words "general", she was no longer afraid. She sang harder and harder, and twisted harder and harder. She wished that Huo Qubing could focus on her slender waist. It's better to weld it to death.

However, Huo Qubing's eyes were always fixed on the female musician who was crying and running from the nose, but could still ensure that the music was stable.

"Ask and see what they say."

Seeing that Huo Qubing was silent, Li Gan looked at Da Dao and said.

"Here!"

Da Dao responded, and after exiting the door, several screams were heard, and then he walked in with a livid face.

"They said it was a man named Kanazawa. This man was an eunuch in the palace. As for what this man does, no one knows."

"Do the eunuchs in the kingdom live in the palace or outside the palace?"

"Reporting to the general, the eunuchs in the kingdom live in the palace just like our princes."

Da Dao seemed to understand this very well.

"Assemble the army and go to the palace to demand people. If they don't give them, they will fight!"

Huo Qubing smashed the chair he was sitting on with a slap. The little sister who was twisting and twisting was suddenly frightened and collapsed on the ground. The piano player, whose face was blurred with tears, was also frightened and messed up the music.

Huo Qubing glanced over, and the two men were immediately frightened and knelt on the ground. The other musicians also knelt down one after another, not daring to express their anger.

"How can it be appropriate for you to do this when Master is asked to do it? You will be fine by then. Have you ever thought that the soldiers will be punished if they follow you and do this?"

"Who dares to punish me?" Huo Qubing stood up and walked to the piano player. He raised his hand and wiped the tears on her trembling face: "What are you afraid of? Will I be a cannibal?"

"General... General..."

The violinist trembled and said an incomplete sentence, but Huo Qubing had already walked out.

Li Gan was about to chase him out when Sima Qian's voice came from outside the door.

"I haven't even woken up yet, and your father's people woke me up from bed. What are you going to do? Are you going to rebel?"

Li Gan breathed a sigh of relief, took out a handkerchief from his sleeve, and threw it to the young lady. The young lady looked at Li Gan blankly.

Li Gan clapped his hands: "Why are you standing there in a daze? Keep playing music and dancing. Don't you want your gold?"

While speaking, another piece of gold was thrown at the young lady's feet.

The young lady burst into laughter and immediately called on the piano player, and the other musicians also started playing music.

"This time you won't listen to the dancer's tears, but this time you will listen to House of Flying Daggers, will you? This is also from Guanzhong."

Sima Qian walked in from the door, took out a piece of gold from Huo Qubing's sleeve with great skill, and threw it to the piano master with great precision.

The violinist was startled and quickly picked up the gold. Her tears had not yet been wiped away. She even thanked her. She grabbed the pipa on the side and glanced at Huo Qubing with some fear: "This is the pipa song from Guanzhong, Ambush from all sides." ?"

"Don't be afraid. If you are afraid, your mind will be confused. If your mind is confused, your hands will be confused. If your hands are confused, your music will be messed up. In the past, when Han Xin used an ambush from ten sides to hunt the overlord of Western Chu, if you were also confused, your hands would be confused. Chaos, can’t King Chu be able to escape from Gaixia?”

Sima Qian was really good at comforting people, and the violinist's hands stopped shaking immediately.

The extremely rhythmic ambush from all sides rang out immediately.

"What are you doing standing still? Doing a sword dance!"

As soon as Li Gan raised his hand, he immediately pulled out the long sword from his waist, threw it out with a "choking" sound, and then inserted it into the wooden board in front of the young lady with a "clang" sound.

The young lady's face turned slightly pale. This was a real sword. After she pulled it out with difficulty, she realized that it was not the same weight as the foil sword she usually painted and used for dancing.

But everyone doesn't care, you have to jump after collecting the money.

With his crooked posture and the exciting Pipa tune, he danced from all sides.

The sword dance itself is fierce and fierce, full of the passion of fighting.

When a woman performs the sword dance, it is more about her beautiful and attractive figure.

Because this thing is the favorite among the army.

Huo Qubing waved his hand in annoyance, asking the woman to come over and pour wine for him. Five soldiers stepped forward, drew their swords, and began to dance the sword dance.

The clanging sound of the sword made the little sister's hands tremble in fear.

Li Gan very considerately put the young lady's hand on his heart to warm it...

After the song ended, Sima Qian waved his hand and asked people to dance the Chu dance. After the pale-faced young lady experienced the warmth of Li Gan's heart, she really danced gracefully and gracefully, and her body shape changed gracefully, as gracefully as a giant.

"Why don't you let me go? Just a vassal king, who do you think he is?"

Huo Qubing has calmed down a lot.

Only now did Sima Qian notice that Cao Xiang was sleeping in the back...

What a man of God. It's so noisy here, but he can still sleep.

"Because I just got the news that this eunuch named Jin Ze fell into the toilet and drowned last night." Sima Qian showed his white teeth. When he smiled, he didn't know whether it was the morning light shining on his face or whether he didn't. Because of the good sleep, it always looks a bit hideous.

"So, if you go to the palace to ask for someone now, they will naturally give you a corpse full of feces, as long as you don't feel disgusted..."

Sima Qian conveniently put his arms around a young lady who was all fragrant, and held her in his arms: "Take a few deep breaths of my daughter's fragrance here. What's wrong? I have to smell that disgusting smell."

"It's so unpleasant!" Li Gan slapped the table hard, scaring the young lady in Sima Qian's arms to the point of almost crying.

Sima Qian had no choice but to let go of the young lady who was pouring the wine, and said with a faint smile: "You guys are so young and energetic. What about Su Wu? He just sat there and said nothing."

"No, don't take me with you. How dare I do that? Even if the master doesn't do anything to me, my father will break my legs." Su Wu laughed dryly and held his hands. What a surprise. It's like you're bragging and don't take me with you.

He is very self-aware of himself.

Jin Guduo saw Sima Qian's eyes falling on him, and immediately said in horror: "Don't look at me, look at the man behind him, what he did, the King of Huainan didn't even dare to make a fart, so the master is right, Among us big men, being a king is not as good as being a lord."

Sima Qian sighed helplessly: "Come on, you people..."

"How do you plan to deal with this matter? Is it going to go away like this?" Huo Qubing was indignant, feeling that he was the one who got offended by following him here.

"This is a political struggle. You learn slowly and watch slowly. Let me tell you, sometimes this seems to be more exciting than fighting." Sima Qian was not preaching in a preaching tone. On the contrary, he was speaking in the tone of an ordinary person. He spoke to Huo Qubing and Li Gan in a different tone.

Then, he reached out and took out a piece of gold from Huo Qubing's sleeve, and threw it forward casually: "Come here, give me a squeeze on your legs, stop jumping, and take a rest."

"It's the uncle!" The young lady immediately came forward, pinched Sima Qian's legs enthusiastically, and teased him from time to time.

"Counting the time, it's time to show off our waist strength. Qu Bing has a noble moral character. He won't like it. Let's just show off our waist strength!" Sima Qian laughed and stretched out his hand to drive Huo Qubing away.

The musicians retreated.

Huo Qubing was sitting on the high platform, listening to the people in the room showing off their strength, with a flash of disdain in his eyes. His heart was as high as the sky, so naturally he looked down on these vulgar people.

"Snapped!"

A crisp sound of slaps suddenly came from a certain corner, and then several times in succession.

Huo Qubing looked over with interest and found that the piano player just now was being scolded for some reason.

"I'm raising you, not for you to play the piano all day, but for you to pick up guests! In the end, I'll give you three days to think about it. If you're still stubborn, don't blame my mother for being cruel!"

The violinist fell to the ground, covering his face, tears falling down.

Huo Qubing watched with indifference, not wanting to be a hero.

He used to think that punching out was the truth, but for some reason, the older he got, the more he found that this truth didn't apply.

Your Majesty knew clearly that King Huainan had a problem, but he was unable to punish King Huainan directly, and even asked his father to come here...

What is this doing?Huo Qubing drank a pot of tea, and Jin Guduo was the first to hold the door and walk out: "General, I feel like I'm really useless. Why do you think tiger whip wine can't save me?"

Huo Qubing looked at him with disdain, then Jin Guduo, who was asking for trouble, laughed and asked someone to prepare supplements for a group of people, while he leaned on a chair in the yard and began to bask in the sun.

Huo Qubing took out the telescope he carried with him and looked around boredly. Suddenly, he saw the luthier who had been slapped just now. For some reason, he was standing in front of the window wiping tears.

A smile appeared at the corner of Huo Qubing's mouth. Just when he was about to move the telescope, he saw the woman's head suddenly swinging in the air?
"Huh? How can this person still fly?"

Huo Qubing smiled and moved the telescope away, preparing to look towards the street, but suddenly, he seemed to realize something was wrong.

Why are people flying around the house?
"That man hanged himself!" Huo Qubing stood up, reached out and grabbed the fence beside the high platform, and hung upside down from the roof like an ape.

A muffled sound of "bumping" landed in the corridor. He flew forward, jumped up, and fell into the house lightly and nimbly.

He reached out and grabbed it, and the body that was still dangling in mid-air suddenly reached the ground.

"Wow--"

The violinist pressed painfully on his bloody neck, breathing heavily with fear on his face, his chest rising and falling like a dustpan.

Huo Qubing turned around and sat down in the room. It was really interesting. The violinist hanged himself, and no one in the entire Goulan noticed it?

After a while, the violinist's delicate body gradually calmed down. She lay on the ground and slept for a while, then sat up holding her knees: "Did the general buy me?"

"I already have many piano players in my family." Huo Qubing said without hesitation: "There are more beautiful women than you."

The violinist buried his face in his knees and cried.

"What's wrong with living, if you have to seek death?"

"The general has never lived the life of low-class people like us, so how can he know how miserable our lives are?"

The violinist was careful even in his rebuttal.

"I think you can have children, right?" Huo Qubing glanced at the violinist's petite body and big butt...

Well... big butts can help you have children, this is what he heard from Sima Qian.

"General, buy me!" The violinist immediately knelt down and hooked the woman in the bar, who was the most coquettish.

A smile appeared on Huo Qubing's lips. It was impossible for this woman to know that he was looking at her with a telescope just now. In fact, not many people in the world knew about telescopes.

"Can you farm?" Huo Qubing asked a very simple question.

"Farming?" The violinist looked at Huo Qubing like a goose, and almost said, my land is very fertile and can be planted.

"My family lacks people to farm, but there is no shortage of people like you... In fact, you should look in the mirror... Well, there is no glass factory in Huainan, so naturally there are no glass mirrors. The maid who washes my feet at home , are all prettier than you." Huo Qubing's eyes revealed sincerity: "In the marriage that my father and mother told me about, the girl's breasts were perkier than yours, her ass was bigger than yours, and her waist was bigger than yours. She is also slender than yours. She has an oval-shaped face that I like to see very much. Her eyes are big and bright, and her eyelashes are very long. When she smiles, it’s like two small fans fanning each other. I never thought she was so pretty before. , but when I saw you posing in front of me, I realized that she was much prettier than you."

The violinist felt insulted, but what Huo Qubing said was true. Even the punctuation marks were not false at all.

She suddenly let out a low growl, and slammed her head against the door frame to die...

Huo Qubing walked out of the room indifferently. When he heard the noise, the older woman standing outside the room panicked and called several thugs.

After just a few breaths, several thugs fell to the ground lifeless.

"Quickly report to the official! Quickly report to the official!"

The old bustard shouted in horror.

Huo Qubing, who had already walked down the stairs, turned around and said, "If you want to report to the official, I will be the official. If you have any grievances, come and talk to me?"

As he spoke, he took out a token from his sleeve: "This is the badge given to me by His Majesty the Emperor. I can use this badge to enter and leave the palace."

Under the terrified eyes of the old bustard, he took out another waist card from his sleeve: "This is the jade card given to me by the empress. I can use this jade card to enter and leave the harem."

"This is the waist card given to me by the eldest princess. With this waist card, I can mobilize five hundred imperial guardsmen for my use."

Huo Qubing seemed to have turned into a jingle cat at this moment, and he took out another waist card: "This is the waist card that my father Anyanghou gave me. With this waist card, I can mobilize my father's four thousand cavalry."

"Oh, I almost forgot. This is a badge given to me by my uncle. With this badge, I can mobilize thousands of troops from the North Camp. So, do you feel aggrieved?"

"Oh! My brother Cao Xiang, Marquis of Pingyang, is sleeping over there. Do you want me to call him over? What grievance do you have?"

Huo Qubing looked at the old madam who was kneeling on the ground, trembling all over and scared to death by him, and turned around and left in a bored manner.

At this time, the guards who rushed over after hearing the noise looked at the dead people on the ground, and their faces immediately showed anger.

"Are you going to set a fire?" Cao Xiang smiled evilly, and there was a beautiful young lady holding up his pants next to him.

Murder and arson have been a process since ancient times; Cao Xiang boasts that he has always been a person who likes to follow the process.

Huo Qubing rolled his eyes: "This is the largest hook fence in the entire Shouchun City. After it is burned, where will we go in the future?"

"Killing without setting fire, I'm so aggrieved." Cao Xiang pushed away the beautiful young lady beside her, strode forward, kicked the old bustard who had been frightened to death, and suddenly found that the old bustard had just fainted from fright …

And several other people who were knocked down by Huo Qubing did not die, but were knocked unconscious...

In the house, the luthier who had hit his head against the door frame suddenly woke up. He was not dead...but he had a hideous wound on his forehead. He was unable to pick up guests no matter what, and he could only be a luthier for the rest of his life.

"It's unreasonable. How many people were killed in Chang'an before Qu Bing? Why did he show mercy when he got here?" Cao Xiang tilted his plump head, confused.

Sima Qian ran out with his pants picked up: "Master Cao Hou, Qu Bing listened to my words."

Huo Qubing glanced at the two of them: "If I said that I was here to save people, would you believe it?"

"Hey! That's, save people..."

Jin Guduo walked into the house and saw the white cloth still hanging on the beam. He was shocked: "They are really here to save people. Then these people..."

"They came to beat me, but I'm not allowed to fight back?" Huo Qubing sat on a chair, crossed his legs, and looked at everyone expressionlessly.

People watching the fun gradually gathered around.

At this time, there were still people who didn't know their true identities. A well-dressed man came forward and looked at Huo Qubing with a livid face: "Friend, are you making trouble here?"

Huo Qubing didn't even look at the person. Da Dao and his brothers had already swarmed up, knocking down the dozen or so thugs behind the person and dragging them away.

The whole process took less than ten breaths.

The complexion of the man in brocade clothes changed slightly, with a warning tone: "I can tell you clearly, this is opened by the son of the world. If you want to make trouble, you have to weigh how much you have."

Cao Xiang squeezed forward excitedly and shook hands with the man enthusiastically. Even his hands were trembling. He was so excited.

Since he was born, at this age, this is the first time he has seen someone pretending to be cool in front of him.

He suddenly remembered the scene when he was a child, when he peed on his uncle Liu Che, and the glorious moment when he crawled into the inkstone of his uncle's palace to defecate.

At that time, I was not so fat, and my uncle was not so hating that iron could not become steel...

So brave!
The warriors in the land of Jingchu are so brave, I really like them!

The man in brocade clothes was trembling all over as he looked at him, his face was red with excitement and his neck was thick. He was so fat that he couldn't speak. He snorted with disdain: "I don't want to make things worse. After all, our Prime Minister has just arrived here. It's too big, and it's not good for anyone. Let me tell you a few things, if you can get it together today, this matter will be over."

Cao Xiang was so excited that she almost couldn't breathe. It was so exciting!So enjoyable!Someone actually blackmailed himself?

The people in the land of Jingchu are really brave, I like them so much!
Sima Qian grabbed Su Wu next to him. He had already seen that Cao Xiang could not control his pretentious mood at all. Not to mention that he became incontinent with excitement, but it was almost...

After all, who in the entire Han Empire dared to offend him?
"How much... how much?"

Cao Xiang's voice was trembling, and his excitement looked like fear in the eyes of the man in brocade clothes...

"Not much, five hundred gold." The man in brocade clothes smiled proudly, looked around everyone, and said in a strong and arrogant tone: "I can't get five hundred gold now, but it will be six hundred gold later, and by night , then you’ll get a thousand gold coins!”

Some of the onlookers already showed dissatisfaction in their eyes, but they seemed to know the identity of this person and did not dare to make any sound.

Cao Xiang excitedly took out a jade pendant from her waist and suppressed her voice that was shaking with excitement: "Look, how much is this jade pendant worth?"

The disdainful face of the man in brocade suddenly brightened up after he saw this jade pendant. Such a jade pendant, in terms of size alone, is already considered a peerless treasure, not to mention that it also has a unicorn auspicious beast carved into it.

It's just...why is there the word "roy" on it?
"Yu?"

The man in brocade clothes shrank, his vision went dark, and he almost fainted. His legs instantly softened and he knelt down.

He held up the jade pendant in fear, just like Cao Xiang before, his voice trembled with excitement: "The villain has eyes but no eyes! The villain has eyes but no eyes!"

Cao Xiang took the jade pendant back and hung it on his waist. He looked at this man and said, "Don't be like this. I still like the way you looked just now. Please recover."

"How dare you, villain? I have no eyesight!" The man in brocade clothes kept kowtowing and begging for mercy.

Cao Xiang looked around: "Help him recover. I still like the way he looked just now. No one has ever treated me like this since I was born. You are the first one. Oh, by the way, didn't you say that this is Liu Qian left? Have someone call Liu Qian over and ask him, who gave him the courage to do this to me?"

Li Gan didn't mind that the matter was serious and stepped forward: "Master said that Liang Jingru likes to give people courage the most! It must have been given by Liang Jingru!"

Cao Xiang turned around and sat down on the chair. The chair suddenly made an overwhelming sound, but luckily it held on.

"My name is Cao Xiang. My brother is angry here. I have been blackmailed and threatened. I only give you a quarter of an hour. If I don't see Liu Qian, I will go to my uncle to complain."

"Ah! Go quickly! What are you doing standing here!" The man in brocade clothes shouted in fear towards the crowd.

Sure enough, someone was watching in secret.

Cao Xiang drank tea and asked Sima Qian and others to sit down together. He seemed to have just remembered something and asked Sima Qian: "I heard someone said that you were almost beaten last night? Is it true?"

Sima Qian touched the tip of his nose: "It's true, the security in Shouchun City is not very good."

"It's interesting. Let's settle the old and new accounts together later. Mr. Li doesn't care about these things. That's because he became the Prime Minister and carried His Majesty's mission. I am different. His Majesty said that I am just a troublemaker. , let me come here to stir things up, it depends on my ability to make things worse."

Huo Qubing finally asked: "Your Majesty really said that?"

Cao Xiang patted her plump and round belly: "Qu Bing, Your Majesty has better look at you now, saying that you will be the pillar of the country in the future, and I will be the fat intestines of the country. The Queen even spoke for me, but my uncle said that I am Shit stirrer, let me come here to be responsible for stirring shit. We were eating at that time, and the Queen sprayed the rice in His Majesty's face..."

Seeing Huo Qubing's disgusted look, Cao Xiang added: "What's even worse is that when His Majesty and I were sitting together, His Majesty scolded me. I was afraid that he would hit me... I think it's quite nice to come here. Yes, in fact, I don’t want to know how to stir things up. The Queen quietly said to me, let me follow you, and I will do what others don’t let you do. Anyway, I am not weak yet. Whatever I do, I can do it. His Majesty is carrying it."

Sima Qian opened his eyes wide, and Li Gan beside him immediately reminded him in a low voice: "Sir, you can't remember this now, it goes in with the left ear and goes out with the right ear."

"Do you think my survival today is all due to luck?" Sima Qian glanced at him with contempt. Li Gan breathed a sigh of relief, but suddenly thought of something: "Then why did you write about my master like this?"

Sima Qian whispered: "Then do you want to re-appreciate what I just said?"

Li Gan was speechless for a moment, but he could still ask: "Do good people deserve to be remembered forever?"

"Don't say that. I think the Prince of Huainan is coming soon. Let's wait and see the good show!" Sima Qian could only change the subject: "As a historian, when it is time to persevere, you have to persevere. If everyone in the historian dies, Absolutely, then isn’t history just a little girl who lets others dress up?”

Li Gan was convinced that what he said made sense, but he always felt that something was wrong.

The large group of people broke in first, clearing the way on both sides. After being whipped, the ordinary people watching the excitement became smarter and knew that there was some excitement, so they didn't mind watching.

There were also some people who even cursed after being whipped, and were immediately dragged away, beaten, and thrown out covered in blood.

Cao Xiang almost laughed out loud when he saw this scene, why didn't he chop off a few heads to add to the fun?
This Huainan Crown Prince is nothing more than mediocre.

"I don't know that Mr. Cao is here because he has something to do. This vulgar man has offended Mr. Hou. Please allow me to chop him into meat paste and feed him to the dogs to vent my anger on Mr. Hou!"

There are so many princes in the world, but there are always a few who cannot be offended even by the vassal king, let alone Liu Qian, the prince of Huainan.

Cao Xiang glanced at the colorless man in brocade clothes in front of her, her eyes full of amusement: "If you kill him, can everything be treated as if it never happened?"

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