Starting from the Western Han Dynasty

Chapter 61
"what did you eat?"

Li Huan looked at Cao Xiang, who looked like a pile of fat, and quickly entered the state of rescuing people.

The eldest princess has lost her former charm, and now her face is full of anxiety: "It's the same as what we eat..."

Li Huan glanced at Wei Qing, who had a solemn look on his face. Wei Qing immediately said: "Burned tofu, honey, roasted venison, boiled carp, in addition, there is also spirits brewed by the new method."

He looked at Li Huan's face full of contemplation, and added: "I, the princess, Qubing finished eating, and there was nothing abnormal, but Xiang'er suddenly yelled out abdominal pain, and fell to the ground and did not move."

Li Huan opened Cao Xiang's eyelids and took a look. Fortunately, his pupils were not dilated and his lips did not turn purple. This was probably not poisoning, but rather... a complication of high blood pressure?

so similar!
The more Li Huan looked at it, the more he felt like it!

Putting roasted tofu, roasted venison, honey, and boiled carp together will not cause toxic reactions between foods, and there is no possibility of food poisoning...

"This is high blood pressure!" Li Huan immediately reached out and pinched Cao Xiang's ears, which were as big as his own hands. They were too fat!

It's oil in your hands when you rub it... It's a miracle that this person can survive to this day.

"High blood pressure?" This new word made everyone present look confused.

"Princess Pingyang, General Wei, hurry up and give me the fine needles for sewing clothes!" Li Huan ordered while observing the shell of Cao Xiang's ears, which turned blood red under his rubbing.

The only first aid measure he can think of now is bloodletting!

Bloodletting for high blood pressure is also very particular. It can only be done from some specific acupoints. The acupoint on the tip of the auricle is the best location.

Li Huan moved calmly and pierced the acupoints of Cao Xiang's ears. As a result, blood flowed out directly without him squeezing...

Seeing such a scene, Li Huan couldn't help but sigh in his heart. It was so exaggerated. He wouldn't even die like this...

No matter how you put it, he must be considered the top boss in hypertension.

"Xiang'er!"

Princess Pingyang shouted in panic. If Wei Qing hadn't been holding her tightly on the side, she would have rushed over at all costs.

Fortunately, the person opposite was Anyang Hou Li Huan, and Wei Qing had absolute trust in him.

Don't lose too much blood, otherwise it will cause other problems. Li Huan even felt that there was not a drop of blood in this guy's blood, it was all oil!
I really don’t know what Cao Shen, who was so powerful in the world at the end of the Qin Dynasty and the beginning of the Han Dynasty, would think if he knew that his descendant was such a person.
Li Huan composed himself, ignored Princess Pingyang beside him, and opened Cao Xiang's eyelids again. This time he noticed that Cao Xiang's eyes were moving intentionally or unintentionally...

Even...Cao Xiang's body was still trembling slightly. After Li Huan lowered his head and glanced, he realized something instantly: "He's going to vomit, get a bucket quickly!"

The servants at the side flew away and fetched the big wooden barrel, but Cao Xiang suddenly groaned in pain, opened his eyes with difficulty, looked at Princess Pingyang next to him, and said weakly:
"Mom! I'm so...I feel so uncomfortable. I want to vomit but I can't!"

"Junhou! Junhou, save my child!" Princess Pingyang no longer had the majestic demeanor of the past, and she actually struggled to kneel down in front of Li Huan.

Li Huan quickly stopped him: "Don't worry, eldest princess, I will do my best to save you..."

He turned around and pointed at the servants beside him: "You guys help Cao Hou turn sideways!"

The servant hurriedly followed the instructions, but Cao Xiang just howled in pain and could not vomit out at all. Veins popped up on his forehead, his face was completely unhealthy red, and blood was oozing out from the tip of his ear.

Li Huan's scalp felt numb when he saw it.

Princess Pingyang broke away from Wei Qing's arms and knelt down to Li Huan again.At this moment, she was no longer a noble princess, but a mother who wanted her child to survive. Unfortunately, Wei Qing on the side hurriedly grabbed her and reminded her in a low voice not to disturb Li Huan. Thinking.

Li Huan thought about it and suddenly saw Huo Qubing leaning against a pillar outside the door with a worried look on his face.

Huo Qubing noticed that Li Huan was looking at him, and his face instantly turned cold. However, Li Huan shouted to him: "Qubing, go get the shit from the toilet and give it to Cao Hou, otherwise he will struggle to vomit." Come out..." Huo Qubing said nothing, but glanced at his aunt Princess Pingyang who was crying in tears.

Hearing this, Wei Qing was as calm as him, and couldn't help opening his mouth to look at Li Huan, but he seemed to have thought of something, and immediately turned his head and shouted: "Qu Bing, why are you hesitating! Aren't you going to save your brother?"

Huo Qubing also felt his scalp numb instantly, and ran to the toilet with his legs as fast as lightning.

In just a few breaths, the stench rose to the sky. Li Huan glanced at the stuff in the excrement bucket. This was old excrement from the bottom of the latrine!
Huo Qubing avenges his personal revenge?
"Your Majesty, do you really want to..." Princess Pingyang showed an unbearable look on her face.

Li Huan gritted his teeth: "If there is another way, I would not do this even if I am a minor minister. The only one who weighs the matter is the eldest princess!"

"Guan! If Xiang'er gets angry afterwards, I, Wei Qing, will take full responsibility for it!" At the critical moment, the gentleman has to take the lead.

Princess Pingyang couldn't bear to turn her head away. Huo Qubing gritted his teeth and scooped up a gourd of old shit with a gourd. With the help of several ferocious-looking servants, he firmly held down Cao Xiang's fat head.

"Qubing! Huo Qubing...my brother! my brother! Let me die! Let me die..."

The stench instantly woke up the miserable Cao Xiang, and he roared with a ferocious face.

Huo Qubing hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "Brother! How could I see you die before my eyes?"

The dung scoop is ruthless, but people are sentimental.

After Huo Qubing took a gulp, he seemed to be worried that Cao Xiang would choke, so he even gave him some water...

"Wow--"

The effect is invincible, Cao Xiang successfully induced vomiting!

Li Huan couldn't help retching when he heard the muffled sound of "Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wow". Fortunately, he was standing by the window, and there was a breeze blowing from the window.

The smell in the room was so turbid that flies would shake their heads when they saw it.

Li Huan couldn't imagine how the few servants at the end who supported Cao Xiang persisted.

All he knew was that after he looked back hazily, he uncontrollably lay down on the window and vomited wildly.

"Clap--"

Someone patted his back gently, and he felt much better instantly.

When Li Huan turned around, he found that it was Huo Qubing... He was so frightened that he lost his ability to vomit.

Huo Qubing rolled his eyes helplessly, and then walked away as if nothing had happened.

Li Huan leaned on the window and watched half a bucket of vomit being taken away. I really don't know how much Cao Xiang can eat...

"Give him some salt water..." Li Huan wanted to take a look at Cao Xiang, but just when he turned around, the smell in the room made him jump out of the window and escape.

The servants outside quickly helped Li Huan sit down in the courtyard, but Huo Qubing disappeared.

Princess Pingyang, who had just finished rinsing her mouth and was already crying in tears, had already walked out of the room and wanted to kneel down to thank Li Huan.

"How dare I accept such great favor from the eldest princess?" Li Huan hurriedly helped her, but the eldest princess smelled like the smell in the house. Li Huan couldn't help himself. He turned around and lay down under the sweet-scented osmanthus tree on the side, vomiting uncontrollably. stand up……

This made the excited gratitude on the face of Princess Pingyang, who had originally burst into tears and came to thank her benefactor, instantly solidify...

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