Starting from the Western Han Dynasty

Chapter 81 The Way to Quiet Your Ears Is Science

"Hey hey hey, what are you talking about? It's broad daylight, you're really doing it in broad daylight!" Li Huan almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. This bitch really dares to say anything!
Zhuo Wenjun seemed to realize that there was an ambiguity in this statement. He immediately grabbed the kettle that fell on the ground, looked at Zhang Qian, tilted his head, and said as if he was not very smart: "Doctor, you said this and I let go at the same time. This kettle and Handkerchief, which one will fall to the ground first?”

Zhang Qian felt humiliated, but considering that Zhuo Wenjun seemed to really become Li Huan's concubine, he could only reply casually: "Of course the kettle fell to the ground first, because the kettle is heavier!"

"Doctor, are you sure? Is it true that the kettle fell to the ground first?"

Zhuo Wenjun's beautiful eyes widened a little involuntarily, looking cute and cute.

Zhang Qian snorted: "It's ridiculous, such common sense, who doesn't... Damn it? What's going on? This, this, this..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhuo Wenjun let go, and the wet handkerchief and water bottle fell to the ground at the same time!

As for the word "fuck", whether it is Zhang Qian, Zhuo Wenjun, Li Gan, Gan Fu, and the accompanying guards, everyone has completely learned the correct usage and context of this word.

In a few days, the voice of "fuck" has been spreading among the team.

"Yes, why?" Zhuo Wenjun tilted his head and looked at Zhang Qian with a blank face: "Why did they fall to the ground at the same time? Shouldn't the heavier kettle fall to the ground first?"

Zhang Qian shook his head, did it once by himself, and found that he also landed at the same time.

Zhuo Wenjun said with shame and anger: "The doctor actually suspected that the little girl was deliberately cheating?"

"No, actually I want to understand the truth." Zhang Qian ignored the little woman and turned to ask Li Huan: "Junhou, why is this?"

Li Huan grabbed his bow and arrow and shot an arrow toward the mountain stream ahead. The arrow shot through the air and received many cheers.

Li Huan was already very thick-skinned, but when he heard someone shouting "good arrow skills", he blushed uncontrollably.

"What do you mean?" Zhang Qian was puzzled.

Li Huan could only say: "Brother Ziwen, why does the arrow fall when it is shot?"

"This is not because the power is exhausted...wait a minute!" Zhang Qian felt that he had discovered something extraordinary. He turned to ask Zhuo Wenjun: "Nv Zhuo, why? Why do fruits fall to the ground when they are ripe? , won’t you fly into the sky?”

Zhuo Wenjun's eyes were full of doubts, and he looked naive, pointing to the water droplets on the edge of the cliff: "Master, why do the drops of water fall to the ground instead of going up to the sky?"

Zhang Qian grabbed two stones, one large and one small, and raised them to his chest. He let go at the same time, and the two stones fell to the ground at the same time with a "click".

He also tilted his head and asked Zhuo Wenjun: "Why? Why are the two stones different in size and weight, but they fall to the ground at the same time?"

Li Huan whistled leisurely, and walked forward proudly in the spring breeze. He could vaguely hear the tune, which was probably "Yesterday was like the flowing water in the east, please stay away from me..."

Behind him, Zhuo Wenjun and Zhang Qian walked around, trying to use various objects to let go at the same height, but they all landed at the same time.

Soon, Gan Fu and Chu Yi were also pulled in to study this issue.

Li Gan was almost pulled in, but he watched the four people's actions and words as if they were possessed by demons from a distance, and immediately shook his head and refused, using the honorable excuse that he wanted to protect his master's safety, and walked in the front.

"Master, I'm not a smart person, but I'm also curious, why is that?"

Li Huan rolled his eyes: "You know how to ask the teacher directly for the answer, but you still have the nerve to say that you are not a smart person?"

Li Gan laughed dryly: "Then Master, why is this?"

"It's nothing. It's just that Zhuo Nu was too annoyed. I wanted to have some peace and quiet, so I asked her a difficult question. As for why..." He pointed at the four people who were stunned: "People are sometimes a little dull. Is it difficult to accept a little curiosity?" Li Gan nodded immediately: "Actually, I have never had any extra thoughts about this kind of problem. It has been a matter since ancient times, why do we have to study it deeply? Just like when people are hungry, why do they need to eat? Pee. Urgent, why do you need to pee? This question is completely meaningless."

He looked at Li Huan and laughed, and also laughed awkwardly: "Master, did I say something wrong?"

"No, you are right." Li Huan wanted Li Gan to try his best to maintain himself, otherwise he might miss the opportunity with the Marquis of Guan Nei in the future: "You must have your own judgment. It is best for a person to have his own judgment." It’s difficult, don’t you think they are just being played by their master with a little trick, and they are fascinated?”

"Master, there is an inn ahead. I see their condition and it is not suitable to continue on the road." Li Gan really had his own idea immediately.

"Then we'll spend the night here." Li Huan smiled slightly and found that the walking speed of his group was really too slow, even for spring outings.

He didn't want to go to the Zhuo family because he was afraid that if he was not careful, he would move the heads of the Zhuo family, thus causing Emperor Liu Che's great plan to fail.

Zhuo Wenjun didn't want to go home because she knew very well that after her ex-husband passed away, people in the family would ruthlessly send her to marry elsewhere for the benefit of the family.

That's why she behaved so wildly along the way, hoping that Li Huan would really invite her to stay on the same bed after nightfall.

However, after spending time together, she also discovered that Li Huan was actually more like a person who talked a lot about horse racing but had no actual actions.

She was already planning in her heart, never to become a tool of the family for the second time; if Marquis Anyang really didn't like her, then she must find a suitable person to become a tool for her to break away from the family.

Zhuo Wenjun felt that she was very smart. She could see clearly that some of the things that the family did not spare any effort to do. She contributed the most, but could only get the smallest reward, or even no reward at all. Those brothers who usually had nothing to do , but can be in charge of the family's most profitable workshop.

After all, she is just a woman who is getting married. Who would consider her own feelings?

At dusk, another group of people came to stay at the inn, and Li Huan was shocked to find that Zhao Xin's wife Liu Yan'er was among them.

"Junhou, you are here, how great!" Liu Yan'er walked forward in three or two steps, bowed, and then said: "The maid of the princess whom Your Majesty gave you to marry has arrived first. Look..."

Li Huan looked towards the back of the team and saw a timid girl walking towards this side with the support of Liu Yan'er's daughter Zhao Xue'er.

He was ecstatic in his heart. The princess's maids were so beautiful, so the princess herself must be even better looking!

Boss Liu Che treats me well!
"Why does this person look like he's never been out in his life?" Li Huan muttered, "Okay, it's been a hard work coming all the way. We'll talk about everything tomorrow. Let's sit down and eat."

"Thank you Junhou... But according to your wishes, the Junhou still needs to get along with this little maid for a while. Let us not call you Junhou or reveal your identity, so that you can truly know what the princess is like. of."

Li Huan touched the tip of his nose: "Your Excellency will consider this for me?" He seemed to smell something unusual.

Liu Yan'er bowed and smiled: "The noble man said that the king, queen, and queen have all screamed, so I can't let you scream in vain..."

"Okay." Li Huan smiled and waved to everyone: "You have all heard it, I will be an ordinary member from now on."

"Then who is the prince?" Li Gan asked hurriedly.

"You." Li Huan chuckled and said, "Be more energetic for me in the future, and don't let that little girl see any problems."

"Master, don't worry, the disciple knows what to do."

In the distance, Zhao Xueer was whispering to Liu Yun: "Princess, the person who is talking to my mother is one of the guards under Anyang Hou. He is the kindest person. He has been following Anyang Hou for the longest time. Do you want to know? Marquis Anyang can talk to this person about anything, but don’t pretend to be an idiot again..."

(End of this chapter)