This classmate is too normal!

Chapter 122 How about just turning on one air conditioner tonight?
Eat bullfrog today.

Lin Jingyu made a special order. He wanted to stew a duck.

If you can't beat the duck, you can only eat the duck.

Lu Youyou: "..."

She now suspected that Lin Jingyu was seeking personal revenge.

After they said good night to each other last night, what did that duck do to Lin Jingyu?
Although she was thinking wildly in her mind, Lu Youyou still bought a duck from the vegetable market.

but……

"..."

Lin Jingyu looked at the duck bought by his senior sister and fell into deep thought, "Senior sister, how did you buy your duck alive?"

Will she kill a duck?
Lu Youyou said and lifted the duck up: "Because live ducks make me feel more at ease."

Lin Jingyu: "...So senior sister, why don't you pick a live duck and ask the boss to kill it for you?"

Although they are in the middle zone, neither south nor north.But their vegetable market is still in the south.At least the market owners are willing to help with simple processing of ingredients when they are not busy.

Lu Youyou: "..."

what?
The primary school boy's body stiffened.

Why not ask her boss to handle it for her? The reason is that she forgot.

Otherwise why?
Lu Youyou pursed her lips, but the reason she said must not be so embarrassing.So the primary school student said with a straight face: "Because I like to kill ducks."

Lin Jingyu: "..."

Lin Jingyu looked helplessly at Lu Youyou's other hand: "So can senior's frog be bought alive?"

Lu Youyou: "..."

Lu Youyou lifted the snakeskin bag in her other hand.

Without her words, the bullfrog inside jumped out with its snakeskin bag inflated.From time to time there is also a little sound.

"Crack."

The expression on the primary school student's face was very exciting, but he still had to bite the bullet and said: "I personally selected ten from the vegetable market."

After thinking about it, I added it.

"very fat."

Then add more.

"I love killing bullfrogs."

Lin Jingyu: "..."

Her whole body was full of words.

After a while, Lin Jingyu stood aside and watched the primary school students kill bullfrogs.

Lu Youyou held one in one hand.

Damn,

With ten thousand words in his mind, he galloped forward. After hesitating for a long time, Lu Youyou finally got up and stuffed the bullfrog into Lin Jingyu's hand.

"I can't, come here."

Lin Jingyu: "..."

When Lin Jingyu was young, he went fishing with others for lobsters.At that time, there were still a lot of lobsters in the river, especially after a new rain. You could use branches picked from the ground, tie them with a rope, and tie a small piece of earthworm to the end. You didn’t need any fishing skills, you just needed Drop an earthworm into the river and you'll catch a lobster in no time.

Sometimes you are very lucky and the one you take the bait will be a frog.

It is easy for a frog to escape. The moment it lands, you need to be quick and quick to hold the frog's waist and abdomen.Then take pride in catching a frog.

But at that time, newborn calves were not afraid of tigers and wanted to touch anything they saw.

But now I have grown up.If Lin Jingyu saw this thing again, he would only feel sick.

Slippery skin and mucus on the body...

Although it is indeed a little cuter than a toad.

Suddenly, Lin Jingyu's scalp felt numb when his senior sister stuffed him with a frog, but he didn't dare to let go, otherwise it would be harder to catch him if he ran home.

"Knife." Lu Youyou thoughtfully handed the handle of the kitchen knife to Lin Jingyu's hand.

Then he stepped aside to cheer Lin Jingyu up.

"Lin Jingyu, come on!"

Lu Youyou washed her hands and used her mobile phone to search for ways to kill bullfrogs.

"The first step is to chop off the bullfrog's head."

Lin Jingyu: "..."

He has only killed chickens.

Lu Youyou: "It's okay, it's just like killing a chicken and a goose."

Lin Jingyu: "..." "The second step is to cut the back with a knife, and then pull the skin away from the knife edge."

Lin Jingyu: "..."

That's it.

Lin Jingyu closed his eyes and became numb.Today he will become a sinful man with blood on his hands.

Finally, Lin Jingyu managed to get rid of the ten frogs with great effort.

Fortunately, my senior sister didn’t buy much.So it’s not very time-consuming to process.When he cut the first one, he still couldn't bear it, but when he went on, he found that he was numb.Anyway, the left and right are meant to be eaten into the mouth, so I won't tell some lies that I can't bear to kill.

"What to do with the duck?" Lin Jingyu raised his hand and wiped the sweat from his forehead with his left arm.

"It's easy for a duck, I'll come later." Lu Youyou said.

Anyway, it must be similar to killing a chicken.

Lin Jingyu: "..."

After a while, Lin Jingyu saw the concept of simplicity in the mouth of the senior sister.

The primary school student took the duck out, cut the duck's trachea with a knife, and then took a bowl to collect the duck's blood.When the blood was almost gone, the primary school student held up the duck's wings and shook it, trying to shake out the last bit of blood.

The whole process was smooth and smooth, and Lin Jingyu's throat felt cold when he saw it.

It seems like I won’t be able to offend my senior sister anymore.

"It's almost done." Lu Youyou turned around and came back and said, "The next step is to boil water to scald the duck's feathers, then disembowel it, and then use fire to burn off the down."

It feels like killing a chicken.

"Yeah!" Lin Jingyu nodded heavily, feeling that the senior sister was right. "Senior is wise!"

Lu Youyou: "..."

Is it wise to kill a duck?
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Once the beer duck was ready, Lin Jingyu took a photo and sent it to Zhou Momei.

Prepare to praise Lu Yoyo.

Lin Jingyu: "Sister did it."

Zhou Momei: "When can you learn to cook? [smile]"

Lin Jingyu: "My dad doesn't know how to do it, doesn't he?"

Zhou Momei: "Can you compare with your dad? [smile]"

Lin Jingyu: "Mom, when you chat with young people in the future, you should use this expression less. This expression is a curse to us."

Zhou Momei: "That's what I mean. [Smile]"

Lin Jingyu: "..."

what.

Lin Jingyu was injured at his mother's place, and then turned around to look for Yayashangjian again.

Lin Jingyu: "I'm eating beer duck today."

Lin Jingyu: "[Picture]"

Lin Jingyu: "The stew is very bad."

Duck: "..."

Is this kid sick?

Yaya: "Are you showing off that you bought a duck?"

Lin Jingyu: "No, I'm still showing off that I have a gentle and virtuous girlfriend."

Duck: "..."

Go to hell.

After eating, Lin Jingyu started his little tricks.

I saw Lin Jingyu sitting on the sofa, looking at his electricity bill last month, and then said sadly: "Oh, this month's electricity bill is a bit expensive."

Lu Youyou looked down with disdain.

Pooh.

How many days has she stayed?

Then Lin Jingyu turned to look at the primary school students with burning eyes, and said the next sentence thoughtfully: "Otherwise, let's just turn on an air conditioner recently."

"Yeah." Lu Youyou thought for a moment and nodded decisively, "Okay."

"what?"

Is it that easy?
Elementary school student: "Okay. The air conditioner is in your room. You have the freedom to turn on the air conditioner."

Lin Jingyu: "..."

(End of this chapter)