My martial arts master is too crazy, 3000 million black fans
Chapter 2 This year’s Spring Festival Gala skit is not yours, I won’t watch it
Chapter 2 This year’s Spring Festival Gala skit is not yours, I won’t watch it
"Challenge Yihu. Yihu is the Shaolin monk. I've seen it on TV."
“It’s just hype at first glance.”
"Young man, do you have some skills?"
"Which internet celebrity is this?"
"Let's go, there's nothing interesting to see, it's just to attract people's attention."
The crowd pointed and pointed, and some people looked at it for a while and then left.
Half an hour passed in the blink of an eye.
Jiang Yang glanced at the phone screen.
There is a barrage.
There are several, but...the mobile phone screen is small, and Jiang Yang can't see clearly from a distance of one meter.
Jiang Yang could guess the content of the barrage without looking.
I guess it was some ridicule.
"Another one who wants to be famous and wants to go crazy."
"I have received three challenges in a row today. (Pick your nose)"
"There is a saying: Don't use your hobbies to challenge other people's jobs."
"Identified: a clown."
"Why do cats and dogs come to challenge Yihu?"
"Hahaha, it's not easy to get traffic."
"If Yihu ignores you, he loses."
"Internet celebrities are people who beg for food online. Is my explanation correct?"
"They beg for food, but it's calculated by the hour. I feel much better than the rest of us who don't want to eat. [Qiya] They beg for food in a few hours, which is more than what I earn from working in a year."
……
The barrage is really mocking.
Even some citizens in the pedestrian street can see it, and netizens can even see that it is trying to gain traffic.
The whole network said that they wanted to challenge Monk Yihu, but in fact there were many Internet celebrities who were just trying to gain traffic, but Jiang Yang was the first to hold a banner on the street.
At Shancheng University, in the boys' dormitory, sophomore A Wei's cell phone caught the video.
"A rural boy taught himself martial arts and challenged the monk Yihu... Haha!" Ah Wei laughed out loud.
"What are you laughing at?" Zhang Bin, who was playing a game at the side, looked over.
"It's nothing, a sand sculpture, the live broadcast said to challenge a tiger." Ah Wei said.
"Monk Yihu?"
Ah Wei nodded, "Even a fool can see that this guy is trying to get something wrong." As he said that, Ah Wei slipped his fingers over and didn't look at it.
"I was born in a rural area and have been practicing martial arts since I was a child. I have been practicing martial arts for twenty years now... Who can challenge a tiger like this?"
It was also in the boys' dormitory. Another boy wearing glasses, Chen Peng, swiped the video. Instead of sliding away, he sent a bullet screen and said something.
This kind of rubbish is so disgusting that you can’t even criticize it.
"@江阳, don't even think about your small body, you can knock me down to your knees with just one punch."
"Does your mother know that you are going to challenge Yihu?"
"Trash, do you want to be popular so much?"
After sending several barrages in succession, Chen Peng slipped away.
Wait a moment.
He slid back again.
Chen Peng couldn't help but come back to take a look.
What to look at?
He saw how other netizens criticized this guy.
"If you want to be famous, you can defeat a tiger, and a tiger will help you become an internet celebrity."
"You win if you can stand firm for 10 seconds?"
"Brother, how can you be so shameless?"
"Fang Jin, Yihu, can only play with the cannon in the country, beat unknown people, think it's great, coax the children, and watch the fun."
"Where did this thing come from? (face covering)"
"Brother, you should go join the Happy Comedians. That stage is more suitable for you. Stop asking for a beating here!"
"It looks like you have practiced it, but when you stand in front of Yihu, you look like a fanboy."
"This year's Spring Festival Gala sketch is not yours, I won't watch it."
"How can I not see you? I'll take the initiative to block you."
……
Ha ha!
Chen Peng watched with joy and crackled with laughter. He was typing with his fingers and sent a barrage: "I feel relieved when I see so many people criticizing you."
After posting it, I blocked it.
This makes my heart feel better.
He was relieved, but Jiang Yang was also relieved.
"Popularity points +10" "Popularity points +20"
“Popularity Points +22”
The popularity points continue to rise, and the increase is getting faster and faster.
The light curtain shows that the total points are 650.
It increased by more than 2 in one or two minutes, probably from the live broadcast room.
Jiang Yang squinted, and there were a lot of bullets on the phone screen.
The heat worked.
Haha!
700 points.
In this way, one thousand points will be earned soon.
wow kaka~~
Jiang Yang was excited and his heartbeat could not help but accelerate.
One thousand points can activate the system.
Keep going, don't stop!
Let this wave of popularity be more violent.
At the scene, the crowd of onlookers came one after another.
In the live broadcast room, some netizens also slipped away, and some netizens also came in. The number of online users showed more than 1000 people.
Nothing was done.
With just a banner, a foam board, and a boxing pose, more than 1000 netizens were watching Jiang Yang's live broadcast.
More than 60 meters away, a young man was playing guitar and singing at the same time. His voice was hoarse. This young man came very early and broadcast live for more than two hours. There were only more than 600 people in the live broadcast room.
Just ask if you are angry?
"Congratulations, the host's current points are 1020 and the system has been successfully activated."
Text flashed on the light curtain.
yeah~~
Jiang Yang was in high spirits. Within an hour, his points reached [-], and he finally activated the system.
It's not in vain that he is a tiger with porcelain.
Light curtain refresh:
Name: Jiang Yang
Skills: none
Popularity points: 1020
Points Mall: Open
(Remarks: Popularity points can be used to upgrade cultivation bases and exercises, and can also be used to purchase exercises and training resources in the point store.)
"The host successfully activates the system and rewards the novice gift pack. Do you want to open it?"
There is also a gift pack for newbies, open it.
Light flickered on the light screen, and a pill the size of a dragon's eye and a secret book appeared:
"[Famei Pill], take this pill to cleanse the body of impurities and transform yourself;"
"[The Thirteen Taibao's Horizontal Practice Golden Bell Cover], practicing exercises."
wow~~
Good stuff!
"How to take Marrow Cutting Pill?" Jiang Yang asked in his mind.
Oh, he knew it soon, so he just had to recite silently in his mind, "Take the Marrow Pill."
As soon as he finished speaking, a beam of brilliance from the Marrow Cutting Pill fell into Jiang Yang's mouth.
Don't worry, others won't be able to see this vision.
People on the side only saw Jiang Yang's mouth move a few times.
After the elixir entered his mouth, it turned into a warm current and flowed throughout his body. Jiang Yang felt his whole body warm.
Originally, he had been standing for an hour and had to keep boxing with his hands, so his hands and feet were already a little numb.
Where the warm current flows, the hands and feet are miraculously gone.
The fatigue of the body disappeared at once.
Following this, Jiang Yang felt that his body was very comfortable, and all the cells and pores in his body felt as comfortable as taking a bath.
This feeling is so mysterious that it cannot be expressed in words.
This is the Marrow Cleansing Pill.
After a while, Jiang Yang's attention shifted to the "Thirteen Taibao Practicing the Golden Bell Cover" technique.
"study."
Thinking silently in his heart, in the next second, countless words and patterns turned into a flow of information and stuffed into Jiang Yang's mind.
Jiang Yang's head buzzed for a few seconds, and he fell into a trance for a while. He had learned the skill of Golden Bell Cover.
Amazing.
At the same time, he received a piece of information and learned how to practice and upgrade the Golden Bell Kung Fu. It was very simple, just spend popularity points.
There are twelve levels of golden bells rewarded by the system:
The first level: Practice breathing and breathing luck to make the meridians of the whole body unobstructed and cultivate the circulation of Qi in the body. If you are hit, the pain can be reduced by half.
The second level: Internal strength and protective Qigong are gradually formed, and the true Qi in the body becomes deeper and deeper, which can protect the internal organs from being easily injured.
The third level: hit the practitioner with weapons such as whips and sticks. The harder the hit, the faster the training speed, which creates strong resistance in the muscles without feeling any pain.
……
No. 12th floor: The golden bell shield has reached the highest level of cultivation, and the shield door completely disappears, becoming an indestructible body.
With 1000 points, you can upgrade the Golden Bell Cover to the first floor.
(End of this chapter)
"Challenge Yihu. Yihu is the Shaolin monk. I've seen it on TV."
“It’s just hype at first glance.”
"Young man, do you have some skills?"
"Which internet celebrity is this?"
"Let's go, there's nothing interesting to see, it's just to attract people's attention."
The crowd pointed and pointed, and some people looked at it for a while and then left.
Half an hour passed in the blink of an eye.
Jiang Yang glanced at the phone screen.
There is a barrage.
There are several, but...the mobile phone screen is small, and Jiang Yang can't see clearly from a distance of one meter.
Jiang Yang could guess the content of the barrage without looking.
I guess it was some ridicule.
"Another one who wants to be famous and wants to go crazy."
"I have received three challenges in a row today. (Pick your nose)"
"There is a saying: Don't use your hobbies to challenge other people's jobs."
"Identified: a clown."
"Why do cats and dogs come to challenge Yihu?"
"Hahaha, it's not easy to get traffic."
"If Yihu ignores you, he loses."
"Internet celebrities are people who beg for food online. Is my explanation correct?"
"They beg for food, but it's calculated by the hour. I feel much better than the rest of us who don't want to eat. [Qiya] They beg for food in a few hours, which is more than what I earn from working in a year."
……
The barrage is really mocking.
Even some citizens in the pedestrian street can see it, and netizens can even see that it is trying to gain traffic.
The whole network said that they wanted to challenge Monk Yihu, but in fact there were many Internet celebrities who were just trying to gain traffic, but Jiang Yang was the first to hold a banner on the street.
At Shancheng University, in the boys' dormitory, sophomore A Wei's cell phone caught the video.
"A rural boy taught himself martial arts and challenged the monk Yihu... Haha!" Ah Wei laughed out loud.
"What are you laughing at?" Zhang Bin, who was playing a game at the side, looked over.
"It's nothing, a sand sculpture, the live broadcast said to challenge a tiger." Ah Wei said.
"Monk Yihu?"
Ah Wei nodded, "Even a fool can see that this guy is trying to get something wrong." As he said that, Ah Wei slipped his fingers over and didn't look at it.
"I was born in a rural area and have been practicing martial arts since I was a child. I have been practicing martial arts for twenty years now... Who can challenge a tiger like this?"
It was also in the boys' dormitory. Another boy wearing glasses, Chen Peng, swiped the video. Instead of sliding away, he sent a bullet screen and said something.
This kind of rubbish is so disgusting that you can’t even criticize it.
"@江阳, don't even think about your small body, you can knock me down to your knees with just one punch."
"Does your mother know that you are going to challenge Yihu?"
"Trash, do you want to be popular so much?"
After sending several barrages in succession, Chen Peng slipped away.
Wait a moment.
He slid back again.
Chen Peng couldn't help but come back to take a look.
What to look at?
He saw how other netizens criticized this guy.
"If you want to be famous, you can defeat a tiger, and a tiger will help you become an internet celebrity."
"You win if you can stand firm for 10 seconds?"
"Brother, how can you be so shameless?"
"Fang Jin, Yihu, can only play with the cannon in the country, beat unknown people, think it's great, coax the children, and watch the fun."
"Where did this thing come from? (face covering)"
"Brother, you should go join the Happy Comedians. That stage is more suitable for you. Stop asking for a beating here!"
"It looks like you have practiced it, but when you stand in front of Yihu, you look like a fanboy."
"This year's Spring Festival Gala sketch is not yours, I won't watch it."
"How can I not see you? I'll take the initiative to block you."
……
Ha ha!
Chen Peng watched with joy and crackled with laughter. He was typing with his fingers and sent a barrage: "I feel relieved when I see so many people criticizing you."
After posting it, I blocked it.
This makes my heart feel better.
He was relieved, but Jiang Yang was also relieved.
"Popularity points +10" "Popularity points +20"
“Popularity Points +22”
The popularity points continue to rise, and the increase is getting faster and faster.
The light curtain shows that the total points are 650.
It increased by more than 2 in one or two minutes, probably from the live broadcast room.
Jiang Yang squinted, and there were a lot of bullets on the phone screen.
The heat worked.
Haha!
700 points.
In this way, one thousand points will be earned soon.
wow kaka~~
Jiang Yang was excited and his heartbeat could not help but accelerate.
One thousand points can activate the system.
Keep going, don't stop!
Let this wave of popularity be more violent.
At the scene, the crowd of onlookers came one after another.
In the live broadcast room, some netizens also slipped away, and some netizens also came in. The number of online users showed more than 1000 people.
Nothing was done.
With just a banner, a foam board, and a boxing pose, more than 1000 netizens were watching Jiang Yang's live broadcast.
More than 60 meters away, a young man was playing guitar and singing at the same time. His voice was hoarse. This young man came very early and broadcast live for more than two hours. There were only more than 600 people in the live broadcast room.
Just ask if you are angry?
"Congratulations, the host's current points are 1020 and the system has been successfully activated."
Text flashed on the light curtain.
yeah~~
Jiang Yang was in high spirits. Within an hour, his points reached [-], and he finally activated the system.
It's not in vain that he is a tiger with porcelain.
Light curtain refresh:
Name: Jiang Yang
Skills: none
Popularity points: 1020
Points Mall: Open
(Remarks: Popularity points can be used to upgrade cultivation bases and exercises, and can also be used to purchase exercises and training resources in the point store.)
"The host successfully activates the system and rewards the novice gift pack. Do you want to open it?"
There is also a gift pack for newbies, open it.
Light flickered on the light screen, and a pill the size of a dragon's eye and a secret book appeared:
"[Famei Pill], take this pill to cleanse the body of impurities and transform yourself;"
"[The Thirteen Taibao's Horizontal Practice Golden Bell Cover], practicing exercises."
wow~~
Good stuff!
"How to take Marrow Cutting Pill?" Jiang Yang asked in his mind.
Oh, he knew it soon, so he just had to recite silently in his mind, "Take the Marrow Pill."
As soon as he finished speaking, a beam of brilliance from the Marrow Cutting Pill fell into Jiang Yang's mouth.
Don't worry, others won't be able to see this vision.
People on the side only saw Jiang Yang's mouth move a few times.
After the elixir entered his mouth, it turned into a warm current and flowed throughout his body. Jiang Yang felt his whole body warm.
Originally, he had been standing for an hour and had to keep boxing with his hands, so his hands and feet were already a little numb.
Where the warm current flows, the hands and feet are miraculously gone.
The fatigue of the body disappeared at once.
Following this, Jiang Yang felt that his body was very comfortable, and all the cells and pores in his body felt as comfortable as taking a bath.
This feeling is so mysterious that it cannot be expressed in words.
This is the Marrow Cleansing Pill.
After a while, Jiang Yang's attention shifted to the "Thirteen Taibao Practicing the Golden Bell Cover" technique.
"study."
Thinking silently in his heart, in the next second, countless words and patterns turned into a flow of information and stuffed into Jiang Yang's mind.
Jiang Yang's head buzzed for a few seconds, and he fell into a trance for a while. He had learned the skill of Golden Bell Cover.
Amazing.
At the same time, he received a piece of information and learned how to practice and upgrade the Golden Bell Kung Fu. It was very simple, just spend popularity points.
There are twelve levels of golden bells rewarded by the system:
The first level: Practice breathing and breathing luck to make the meridians of the whole body unobstructed and cultivate the circulation of Qi in the body. If you are hit, the pain can be reduced by half.
The second level: Internal strength and protective Qigong are gradually formed, and the true Qi in the body becomes deeper and deeper, which can protect the internal organs from being easily injured.
The third level: hit the practitioner with weapons such as whips and sticks. The harder the hit, the faster the training speed, which creates strong resistance in the muscles without feeling any pain.
……
No. 12th floor: The golden bell shield has reached the highest level of cultivation, and the shield door completely disappears, becoming an indestructible body.
With 1000 points, you can upgrade the Golden Bell Cover to the first floor.
(End of this chapter)
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