Miss Witch's Cat

Chapter 25 I really can’t say it out loud (Leader Reversed Liuli plus update 5)

"Hello! Are you...Senior Bai Yan?"

Miss Witch, who thought that no one knew what she had done to Maomao, was a little angry when she found that people were suddenly surrounding her after she just came out of the woods.

However, Miss Witch's habitually expressionless face and her congenitally advanced face meant that her expression did not seem to fluctuate in any way.

"Yes."

Different from the tone of voice when sucking kittens, her voice to outsiders has always been very calm and indifferent.

only……

Miss Witch's heart was far from as calm as her expression showed.

Eh……? ? ?
what happened? !

Why am I surrounded!
I... they discovered that I was sucking cats in the woods?
Violate school rules?Offensive to customs?
Just when Miss Witch was extremely confused, she heard the classmates gathered around and said very enthusiastically,

"That senior! I saw your photos and videos on the school forum, and I think you are super cool!"

"That's right. He's obviously so cool and cold, but he's so gentle towards cats!!"

What forum?
What photos or videos? !

What is aloofness and what is gentleness?
who?Who are you talking about?
Miss Witch is now in a daze.

She felt that she was suddenly surrounded by so many people and felt extremely stressed.

She squeezed as many words as possible from her mouth to form a sentence,

"Explain it, can you?"

"Okay! Sister!"

"Even asking questions is so cold!! I love it!"

(oω`o)ヽ(o°ω°o)
"..."

Finally, after a lot of explanations, Miss Witch understood the cause and outcome of the matter.

Her speech in the auditorium and the scene of her eating in the restaurant yesterday afternoon were videotaped, photographed, and uploaded to the school forum, which attracted widespread publicity and attention.

“We are members of Senior Bai’s support club.

Senior!Come on for the mock exam!We will all go to the site to observe the test and support you! "

ヾ(°°)! ! !

"..."

Although she understands what kind of group they are and why they know themselves, but... she can't understand what happened in the process between the cause and the result, okay!
What fan club!

What kind of observation and support!
she……

When Miss Witch was already at a loss, these familiar and sunny girls who had been standing at the front to communicate with her dropped the bomb again.
"To sum up, we are obsessed with you, senior! We are all your fans!"

“Then we are the elected representatives of everyone.

Just... I would like to ask my senior, if you can give me your SNS contact information!Or a school forum account!Email number!whatever!A signed photo is certainly better!

Your faithful believers need you, Senior Sister Bai! "

"..."

This……

Listening to these people's enthusiastic and polite requests, and seeing their sparkling eyes with the word 'want' written on their faces, Miss Witch, who considers herself a combination of negativity and darkness, It felt like I was about to be purified by that dazzling light.

How to do……

I really can’t express the fact that I don’t have a mobile phone, let alone any SNS software!
(ノДT)
The witch girl, who thought she had received rigorous training, only now realizes that there are still things she can't say no matter what!

Helpless, Miss Witch, who wanted to run away in a hurry, restrained her instinct to avoid, and managed to say a word to them with a straight face,

"Testing requires serious training."

School girls: (*◎ｖ◎*), please, please, please
(Д`)……

"But... you can leave me... the social software numbers you want to add as friends. I will add you when you have a rest at night."

"Okay!! Long live senior! Thank you, senior!"

Seeing the happy faces of a group of young girls walking away, Miss Witch suddenly felt that all her energy for going to school today was exhausted.

"Senior! This is the contact information for all of us! In fact, we... have been prepared for a long time!"

Σ(⊙▽⊙"a...

Then, one person and one cat watched this group of lively boys and girls walk away.

"Cat, are humans actually...such terrifying creatures?"

Cat: In fact, in the eyes of cats, you are far scarier than those familiar people.

"But...inexplicably, this feeling seems to be...not bad, Maomao."

"So, is this what it feels like to be liked by others? Maomao.

The love of family members, the love of passers-by...it turns out to be such a different feeling. "

It’s a sense of identity and integration.

Maomao silently said this word for Miss Witch in her heart, which she felt for the first time but had longed for so long that she no longer knew how to describe it.

"And Maomao, I feel like there is another thought in my heart of 'I must not let them down'."

"Obviously without them, I can't fail this teaching group test."

Maomao didn't expect that letting Miss Witch struggle by herself would produce such a good butterfly effect.

This is him, and no matter what, he cannot replace Miss Witch to taste and experience the growth.

Fortunately, fortunately, I held back from the beginning.

Seeing him standing there, silently looking in the direction of the teaching building and giggling, all the unsatisfactory suffering in school during this period of time turned into happy candy in an instant.

o(*￣▽￣*)o~
But after all, Maomao underestimated the autistic witch's excitement after gaining recognition for the first time.

After staying there for another three to two minutes, she directly picked up Maomao and, under his surprised gaze, turned around and walked in the opposite direction to the teaching building.

Miss Witch resolutely went to the library.

And it’s the library’s latest magazine section that surprised the cat.

Her eyes quickly glanced over the magazines, and then locked on a magazine titled "Hot Sales and New Smartphone Recommendations of the Month".

"..."

No!elder sister!Is this what you came to the library to do? !
The cat helplessly put its tail on its forehead, and then sighed.

My foolish daughter!
——Smartphones that can also be used in dungeons!
——The most cost-effective and best-selling product of the year!
——Classic retro sentiment limited edition!
The magazine is indeed a magazine, and the titles on every big cover are very eye-catching.

But...the actual function is just that.

A sturdy camera phone that can also be used in dungeons.

Because there is no network signal in the dungeon, even if you bring your mobile phone, it can only be used as... flimsy bricks.

Maomao dismisses all the above gimmicks about fire protection, waterproofing, and anti-collision.

The price is 8799, pass it!
And the mobile phone that claims to have retro feelings is indeed very retro.

Because it makes cats look extremely nostalgic.

If I had to describe it, it would probably be what the original smartphone looked like.

The screen is big but not outrageous, and the home button still sounds.

Although the chips and various configurations are magical high-tech products, they look very charming.

But... looking at the price of 28999, Maomao still felt that Miss Witch would just buy the best-selling or the latest model of mobile phone.

It's just that all these are Mao Kanzhi's inner evaluations and will not affect Miss Witch's actual purchasing actions.

Mobile phones are completely unfamiliar to Miss Witch.

She had absolutely no one to contact, let alone any friends.

As for Internet access needs...

For Miss Witch, who is obsessed with the ocean of knowledge every day, she is even more unnecessary.

All the knowledge she needs can be answered by reading.

And if you can't find the answer in the book, you can't search for any useful solution on the computer in the school library.

So far, Miss Witch doesn't think the Internet is a necessity for her at all, and she doesn't care about any content on it.

Except...the rankings are updated by year and month.

However, as she discovered that she had no talent, she gradually resisted getting into contact with this aspect.

To sum up, as a novice on the Internet and electronic products, Miss Witch was full of confusion after seeing these high-end products.

This emotion, which is consistent with the lack of security in reality, caused her to feel excited about seeing an old friend after a long absence when she saw a smartphone that looked like what she had seen in her memory.

Just...it's up to you!
After making a decision and researching the popular social software and how to use it, Miss Witch quickly grabbed Maomao and trotted all the way to the teacher's office.

Today's classwork until the test is all about running in and training with the team, and as a solo team, Miss Witch will naturally not have the burden of attendance.

After explaining the situation to Teacher Liu Ge in the office and giving a detailed report on her pseudo-training plan at home, she successfully left the school with her schoolbag.

only……

Teacher Liu Ge never expected that Miss Witch, who had been a good student all her life, would go straight to the mobile phone store after she turned evil, and the first thing she did after leaving school was to open the door to evil.

Pushing open the door of the store, Miss Witch pointed at the 'nostalgic mobile phone' that was the most conspicuous on the promotional board and said to the clerk aggressively,
"Hello, I want this phone."

Cat: (ΩДΩ)! ! !

Bai Yan! ! !Wake up! !What are you doing! ?

But a kitten is just a kitten after all, so what can he do?

He could only watch helplessly as Miss Witch bought this mobile phone, watched Miss Witch apply for a phone card with a good number under the salesperson's promotion, and watched Miss Witch swipe the card calmly.

Looking at the amount on the POS machine, Mao Mao has a new understanding of Miss Witch.

She is a stupid rich woman who has an absolutely wrong understanding of the concept of money because she barely spends money!
Sister, support me!
Oh, it seems like she is raising me now.

That's fine.

Just like that, under Maomao's tired complaints, Miss Witch happily returned home after buying the mobile phone.

Wipe the phone with a sense of ritual, apply the film, and insert the phone card.

Download the social software IINS and register an account.

The name of the account is... Bai Yan.

Cat: (ΩДΩ)? !
Hey Hey hey!
Are you filling out a personal information questionnaire?

Who would use their real name to register an ID in the virtual online world?
Asuna?

Cat felt that his surprise today was enough for Miss Witch to make a year's worth of emoticons.

Unlike Maomao who mourned for the Solid Witch who had just entered the Internet, Miss Witch was as serious and excited as if she had entered a new world.

Publish dynamic settings…

Visible to everyone, only content from the past three days is displayed.

well.

This should be OK, right?

Miss Witch felt a little proud of her witty and wise choice.

Now that you have registered a social account, then... you should post something, right?
"Um……"

After scrolling through the default recommendations on the homepage, Miss Witch looked around the room, but after a while her eyes were locked on Cat.

cat:……?
What are you looking at me for?
In this brief exchange of glances, which lasted only two blinks, Maomao sensed something bad.

Cat activates its skills to escape.

The agility is much lower than that of Miss Witch, and the cat fails to escape.

Maomao was captured by Miss Witch.

Maomao was put into a bunny skirt by Miss Witch.

Maomao was held down by Miss Witch and took pictures.

The photo of Maomao's humiliation record was posted to the circle of friends by Miss Witch with an excited look on her face.

"..."

I hate! ! !

o(╥﹏╥)o! !
How could such a heartless thing happen!

He was reincarnated into a cat whose reaction speed is seven times that of humans, but he lost in agility!

And no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't keep up with the speed at which Miss Witch's agility increased.

Pikachu Legion...you are my father's expectation!

Whether dad can restore the family tradition depends entirely on you, Pikachu!
……

In the short 10 minutes that followed, that is, during the time that Miss Witch was adding friends at a slow speed, the number of likes on the photo of Mao Mao wearing a small skirt had exceeded 200, and the number of likes increased as time went by. It is growing exponentially.

Cat, cat, pawn.

Some indelible black history has been left on the Internet forever.

The Internet has memories.

Cats know this.Therefore, he has recorded this grudge, and he will definitely make Miss Witch, the instigator of this incident, pay a heavy price.

After adding friends one by one and saying hello politely, Miss Witch put down her phone and prepared to start today's training diligently.

She stood up and stretched.

Her outstretched arms and straight waist made her look extra dainty.

"Woo~ comfortable."

The feeling of relaxation brought by the stretch made Miss Witch squint her eyes and moan.

After taking stock of the training she needed to do later, Miss Witch turned to Maomao and said:

"Hey, cat, you should train hard too!"

"I know you, Maomao, are very strong. You are completely different from me. You need special training to level up quickly.

Well... if you have any needs, you can find a way to tell me and I will do my best to satisfy you! "

Miss Witch held Mao Mao's face, and made a serious promise to him.

"But recently, I can only ask you to do some small training at home.

After graduating from high school, I should be able to try to apply for a dungeon raiding qualification certificate!
When the time comes, Maomao, you explore your area, and I will slowly attack from the first floor!hey-hey! "

╭(╯^╰)╮!
After listening to Miss Witch's words, Maomao decided to nuzzle her twice instead of slapping her with his butt.

Mao said, for the sake of your concern for me, I will not report the account on the spot today.

Anyway, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years.

His cat couldn't bear it!
Because the school test is approaching, the training content of Miss Witch's daily tasks has been arranged by Maomao to be on the magic side.

Although Miss Witch's magic capacity has been greatly expanded by Maomao, she only recovers 3 MP points per second, which still makes him worried about the protracted battle.

Most magicians will feel dizzy or even faint when their blue bar reaches zero.

For the witch lady who wants to level up alone, this can be said to be the taboo among taboos.

Therefore, when approaching the actual combat test where the true strength cannot be exposed, it is still very necessary to strengthen the magic skills as if it were temporary.

Although, this process is exciting and tiring for Miss Witch.

While Miss Witch was busy practicing, Maomao used his newly invented 'detection' magic to find the Sword Master who was busy somewhere in the house.

"Sword Master."

Cat suddenly jumped out from the shadow under the table.

puff--

As the sound of the tea cup collapsing was heard, Lin Du took a deep breath, twitched the corner of his mouth and said to the cat that suddenly appeared at his feet,

"...Can you please stop showing up suddenly and stay quiet?"

"Next time, definitely next time."

Since the sword master discovered him hiding in the shadows last time, Maomao learned from the experience and conducted some special training on his concealment ability.

If you don't have enough ability, you need buffs to make up for it.

The smell disappeared, the magic fluctuations disappeared, the movements were silent, and the silent gaze... After the buff was applied, the stealth operation was indeed successful this time!

(￣▽￣)／Okay!
The first generation of 'Concealment' requires too many spells to be released at the same time. After some further research and a Pro Max version, it can be launched against Miss Witch.

An assassin who doesn't want to be a swordsman is not a good magician.

In order to cultivate his own shadow stream master, Maomao is very serious!
Seeing Maomao suddenly bubbling and not saying anything, just staring at a place in a daze, the swordsman really couldn't bear it. He suppressed his urge to slap the black plush creature and asked him,
"What are you looking for me for?"

Generally speaking, cats will not talk to him unless they have something to do, and most of them are not a simple good thing.

But this time, Maomao's answer was beyond the Juggernaut's expectations.

"I want to ask you some questions."

Maomao is never stingy with words of praise and humiliation when he needs help from others.

A man has gold under his knees, but he is just a cat who has never been in his hands.

The cat weighs two kilograms and is proud of one and a half kilograms.

The rest, of course, is just cartilage!

Girls like it whether it is soft or hard!

cough cough.

Maomao's attitude and what he said surprised the sword master.

"Is there anything you don't understand enough to ask me for advice?"

This kind of monster that pretends to be a rookie and has a heart as black as its skin?
"..."

Hey Hey hey!What kind of arrogance and prejudice do you have towards this kind and cute cat like me! !

Seeing the Juggernaut's suspicious eyes and defensive look, Maomao just wanted to slam the table to avenge himself.

But as the communication with the Juggernaut increased, Maomao also found that his explanations were in vain and made things worse.

then,

"Well... I really don't know much about human things.

But you seem to be a very experienced person, so just to be on the safe side, I'm definitely coming to see you. "

"You say it."

The swordsman, whose vanity was greatly satisfied, changed the tea cup and poured new tea, leaned on the seat, and prepared to listen carefully to Maomao's questions.

"She's going to be tested soon."

"I know."

"But before downloading the copy, you still need to pass the test of the teacher team."

"She has many abilities that she cannot display. From what you see, if she wants to completely hide her talents and just treat herself as an ordinary mage, will she have a chance to pass the school test perfectly?"

Later, Maomao told Lin Du about the difficulty of this test dungeon copy and the use of battle dolls in the teaching group test meeting.

After listening to Maomao's description, Juggernaut, who had a more comprehensive concept of data strength, pondered for a while.

Then he replied,
"Well... I find it difficult."

"The dummy won't give her the chance to charge up a spell and cast a single blow to kill her instantly. However, you probably don't want her to show such strength."

"Yes. And at this stage, I don't want to give her too much magic that consumes too much magic power.

After all, her talent is not here. If the shortage of magic power causes her body to be in a negative state, there will be many unexpected dangers in the dungeon. "

When this topic is brought up, cats have countless worries.

"What if I am also entangled by a powerful person? What if some special teleportation array appears and I can't reach her in a short time?
Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of the worst. There are too many ways for her to die. "

"...Maybe you can hope for her to be better?"

"..."

"I can wish her well, but the world can't."

"..."

Although the words were a bit strange, Juggernaut felt that what Maomao said made sense.

When you are young and energetic, if you have a life-threatening skill in your pocket, you will always lose your cool head and frugal heart.

If you can solve it with one skill, why do you have to swing your sword all at once?

However, excessive consumption of magic power can cause problems with physical skills, especially the brain.

You may feel unconscious, bloated, or dizzy.

This negative effect becomes more deadly the deeper you go into the dungeon.

No matter how many times the truth has been preached, young people will not understand it unless they have endured hardship themselves.

However, the consequence of enduring hardship in the dungeon is loss of life.

Miss Bai Yan...

After thinking about it, the sword master gradually realized that he had gone off topic. He coughed twice and brought the topic back.

"So you want her to develop the habit of saving and saving things first, and then teach her large-scale magic?"

"More or less. Mainly to practice the ability to control magic power. Then..."

"Stop.

I don't know much about magic. You are an expert, so just come.

However, for this test, I think the chance of victory lies in the two points of 'being able to evade the face-protruding attack of the battle doll' and 'finding a way to avoid being besieged'. "

Avoid standing out and being mobbed...

The Juggernaut named the key points of this test, which gave Maomao some inspiration.

Ok……

To avoid both, all that's needed is 'Knockback' and 'Control'.

One is to avoid being instantly killed by the strange puppet's face, and the other is to avoid being surrounded.

Use special effects, slowly grind down the damage, and do some 'face-to-face moves' that don't reveal speed...

"Aha!"

Here comes the idea!

Maomao flapped his tail excitedly and began to output sentences at a high frequency, describing his great and superb breeding plan to the sword master.

After describing the theoretical knowledge and what needs to be done next, Maomao said,

"So, as a teacher, um... play the role of a raider who is very surprised due to his age, and explain these things to Miss Witch.

Just describe the principle.

When the time comes, she will understand if you cooperate with my little hints! "

After listening to Maomao's narration, the sword master nodded solemnly, and then said to Maomao,

"Okay, I understand.

Then you say it again, and I will take notes.

You just said it too fast, I'm afraid I remembered it wrong, and I still have to repeat important things like this a few times, just in case. "

cat:? ? ? ?
Are you messing with me, you bad old man?
I just talked about a lot of feelings, but you just listened and said, "Ah!"Inside Sri Lanka! '? ? ?
So, when Miss Witch came to the underground training room this time, she saw a cat riding on the head of the old housekeeper and crouching crazily.

"Little black!!!"

"How can you bully others like this!!"

"Get down for me!!!"

cat:? ? ?

This damn old man is torturing me too!Why don't you kill him?
Before Maomao could quibble, he fell into the clutches of the witch.

"Kitten! Do you know this is wrong?!"

Cat: No, I don't know.

"Grandpa Lin is old and almost bald, yet you still pluck his hair! Do you think your conscience is okay, Xiaohei!"

"Quickly apologize to Grandpa Lin!"

cat:?It's better to let me die!
However, even if Maomao is so stubborn, facing Miss Witch's 124 points of strength, it is nothing more than arrogance.

"Kitten can't be like this in the future, you know?"

Seeing Miss Witch frowning and trying to teach her cat to be good, Maomao felt a little tired.

Okay, okay, when I go to scratch this old guy to death again, I will remember to put on the detection magic to see what this incredibly fast witch like you is doing!

But if you accidentally see something you shouldn’t see, it has nothing to do with me!

Just as Maomao was thinking incoherently, keeping his feet together and lowering his head while doing an impious self-examination, he heard Miss Witch suddenly speak to the old housekeeper again,
“One thing to say, aside from the fact that the cat is scratching your hair.

Grandpa Lin, do you really have no conflicts with Mao Mao?
Cat was very well-behaved when I was with him, and he would never attack others even if he was frightened in class.

Did you make the cat anxious like you did when you teased me to eat when you were a child? "

Lindo:...?Miss, are you...?
When the cat on the side heard what Miss Witch said, his eyes lit up like a giant of light.

cat:()! ! ! !
Say... well said! ! !

If he didn't apply the eye drops, it would be in vain for him to be reincarnated into a weak, pitiful and helpless cat.

So, without any hesitation, he made a prompt decision and put on a weak and pitiful look. Looking at the sword master who took two steps forward to explain, he trembled and ran wildly to hide behind the witch's trouser legs.

Lindo:?
If this monster is not eliminated, there will be no peace in my Bai Mansion!
　I'm really great

　　Although this 'morning update' is indeed a bit abstract

　　But, hum

　　The morning after tomorrow, I will definitely be the new dead informant who can accurately block the 12.01 update.

　　As for why it's not tomorrow, it's because I probably won't get up before ten o'clock in the evening today.

　　Cheers to those who stay up late! []~(￣▽￣)~*
　　This chapter is 7k, 1.5 updates to pay off the debt.

　　Oh my God, I worked so hard.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)