Miss Witch's Cat

Chapter 38 is obviously different (the leader of the alliance has arrived in the universe plus update 3.5)

After worrying about military matters, now the female lover here is also troubled by Maomao.

That is to say,

How should he tell Miss Witch that he was going to leave home for a few days and go out on a adventure?
It was definitely unreliable to use a substitute for such a long business trip. He didn't dare to think about the consequences if he used the fake person to cheat Miss Witch.

Of course, he was definitely not afraid of this woman.

He must reiterate that he is definitely not afraid of this woman.

As if to express the authenticity and importance of this sentence, Maomao even repeated it three times in her mind.

Just like an old father when the company is on a business trip, he should always worry about his daughter who stays at home, right?
Whether it's in life or psychologically, right?
And due to various reasons, there is no way to directly say "I'm going out", which makes this matter even more complicated in Maomao's mind.

How about taking this opportunity to let Miss Witch know that he can talk, it seems to be a good idea.

For example, the moment she opened her eyes tomorrow morning, he pushed the cat's head towards her and meowed a few words to her, "Hello, Miss Witch, I'm going out for a few days in order to conquer the stars and the sea, oh ho ho ho." , don’t care about the details of why I can talk. That’s it, I’m leaving, meow!”, and then left in a teleport...

"Um……"

Although it is very trouble-free, the feasibility does not seem to be high.

Either Miss Witch thinks this must be a dream,

Or... because of such irresponsible departure, the rescue situation that was still there will become even more terrifying and worse.

Just when Maomao was at a loss and fell into a deadlock in his thinking, a loud voice made his head go blank.
"Your Majesty! Have you encountered any difficulties, Your Majesty?

I am willing to do my best for you..."

"Stop, stop."

Pikachu's "King" sound almost made the cat meow and carry him back.

Not only were his ears buzzing, but his little heart was also pounding.

Seeing the cat's gaze attack with narrowed eyes, Pikachu let out another 'bang' and made a close contact with the floor.
"Your Majesty, I am aware of my guilt!!"

What else do you know? ?
Do you know that you are wrong?
Come on, this time you know something strange about yourself is wrong again?
I saw Pikachu with a simple yellow round face, suddenly raised his head, stared at the cat with two brown-black eyes, and said sincerely,

"Your Majesty, you are so wise, how can you encounter problems! I am overstepping and being rude!"

"..."

"Your Majesty, you must feel sorry for the incompetence of your subordinates!"

This is indeed true.

Pickup!I really feel sorry for you!

What did I do wrong, what step did I make wrong, that made you look like this! ! !
If I didn't have the ability to ask you to remake it right now, I would just #(*@&(*))
At this moment, Pikachu answered weakly,
"I dare to ask your Majesty! Is there any way I can save you?"

It's hopeless, let's bury it on the spot.

"Ugh……"

Thinking of this another heartbreaking and difficult thing for the cat, the cat couldn't help but sigh again.

but……

Having said that, although this Pikachu is crooked, even more crooked than the Crooked Tree, it was at least inspired by the magic that cost him 800 drops of blood.

Even if his nerves are not normal, he should still be of some use, right?

The three stooges can still come out to play with Kelly, let alone his cat + pickup truck?
So Maomao said earnestly to Pikachu, who was still grabbing the ground with his head,

"I said, Pika."

"Chen is here!"

Σ(⊙▽⊙“……

"You don't have to be so loud."

"Understood the king!"

"..."

"Okay, okay, I know you know.

Let’s just say, how do you say goodbye to someone in a reasonable way without saying anything? "

Pickup: ()

"Um...I dare not speculate on the king's intentions rashly, but...I dare to ask, is this person very important to the king?"

Upon hearing this question from Unit [-], Maomao nodded without hesitation and affirmed,

"Well, it's very important."

"It can be said that... he is the most important person to me in this world."

Hearing Maomao's reply, Pikachu showed an expression of "Sure enough,"

"If that's the case... since I can't speak, I think that only by communicating with the other party through letters in advance can I express my concern for him."

Letters...

This is indeed a good way.

in advance……

Indeed.

As expected, it would be better to tell her in advance about going out.

If I were to say it before leaving, maybe it should be renamed 'notification'.

The difference in meaning between these two actions is actually quite large.

Although Maomao thinks, for someone like Miss Witch, who is naturally missing a few important strings in her mind, the difference may not be that big.

Feeling that this plan is very feasible, Maomao nodded with satisfaction.
"Hmm... Is this really the only way to go?"

"Thank you, Pika."

But this thank you made Pikachu unable to lie down. He looked like he wanted to pierce the floor, and after grabbing the ground with his head again, he said to Maomao,

"I am terrified. Your wisdom, Your Majesty, is beyond my reach."

Being able to develop magic of the level of creating life, the king's wisdom is beyond the reach of his little Pikachu.

The pretense of chatting like this may have a deeper meaning.

It's a pity that he is so stupid that he can only figure out three things after thinking hard.

First, the king was warning him that he was being smart.

How could the adults not know the meaning of him turning his head to look at the bookshelf?
See no evil, don't listen to evil.

The so-called 'polite' smoothing over is unnecessary in front of the King.

The second thing is to emphasize to him the status and importance of this hostess.

It was his fault just now that he was still thinking in his mind whether this witch might be one of the king's concubines.

How could the identity of a woman who lives under the same roof as the king be ordinary?
He is too blind-sighted...

The third article may hint at the far-reaching significance of his dungeon strategy plan.

Combined with the current marching target that the king deliberately let him see just now, Pikachu thinks that what the king wants to express is that because his beloved concubine, the witch, is really inseparable from him, in three days the matter of conquering the territory will be fully handed over to him. for myself.

The king is telling him not to take it lightly in these days, but to seize the opportunity to see, listen and learn more.

At this moment, Moomao, who opened half of Miss Witch's desk drawer and finally found the letter, didn't know and didn't want to know what kind of dirty things Pikachu was thinking.

He is very busy now.

He is facing the biggest problem that a cat has ever encountered since his reincarnation.

--write a letter.

Since graduating from elementary school, he has never written a letter to his relatives.

Even when I went out to play when I was a minor, or when I came home as an adult, it was still a short sentence in a text message or WeChat.

"I'm going out for a trip and will be back in three days at the latest.

——Cat Cat"

"..."

After staring at the letter for three seconds, the cat scratched it to pieces.

No, rewrite!
"For our future, I need to go out on my own for a while.

Don't worry, there will be no danger and everything is under control.

Don't move around here. I'll be back in three days at the latest.

——Xiao Hei"

"..."

Stab, stab.

This letter also did not escape its inevitable fate.

"I'm going on a trip. It won't take long. It only takes three days..."

Stab, sting, sting, sting...

When there were piles of scraps of paper in front of Maomao, he buried himself in the large chair with some melancholy.

"In the final analysis...what exactly do I want to say to Miss Witch?" He wanted to say, I'm going on a long trip, so I hope you don't worry.

He wanted to say, although I will not explain to you in detail what I am going to do out there, this matter is very important to our future, and is even the final guarantee for our future safety.

He wanted to say, you must pay attention to safety while I am out. I will keep a Little Black No. 1 with you. If there is danger, throw him out. I installed self-destruction magic on him.

He wanted to say... He also wanted to say...

Don't miss me too much when I'm away. I'll be back as soon as I finish my work. You can train well at home and work hard to become stronger.

I will remember to bring you a bag of oranges... Of course, if you don't like oranges, I can eat two for you.

……

It turns out that the mentality of being a father is so complicated and difficult to express?
Maomao looked at the last piece of paper in front of him, thought about what was left in his mind, picked up the pen with the tail just curled up, and put it down again.

This small piece of paper is not enough no matter how much you think about it.

After being silent in front of the paper for a while, looking at the setting sun outside the window, and listening to the sound of water in the shower not far away, Maomao finally picked up the pen.

Because there is not much time, if I continue to write ink, it will end tonight.

￥￥￥￥￥￥￥
"Cat cat?"

After finishing dinner and preparing to rest for a while, Miss Witch continued to learn the mysteries of "gathering monsters and pulling" with the housekeeper. She found that Maomao had been following her with a sneaky look on her face.

"Meow~~"

(=`ω=)
Seeing Maomao showing an uncharacteristic expression, Miss Witch quickly turned around and knelt down in front of Maomao, touched his head, and said with a smile,

"Hey, the kitten is acting coquettishly towards its mother~"

"Come on, come on, give me a hug, mom!"

As she said that, Miss Witch hugged the little cat tightly in her arms with a strong force.

“*#&￥（*@#）”

And it was this gesture that allowed Miss Witch to discover what the kitten had been hiding behind her.

"Huh? What is this on the tail? A letter? Is it for me?"

"Hey hey, is it a love letter written by the little cat to mother?"

"..."

Seeing Miss Witch so happy, Mao Mao, who wanted to hand over the letter, flinched for a while.

Can the clone... also go to the dungeon?

And doesn’t that pickup truck have a lot of ideas?
If he has too many ideas, it doesn't seem impossible to let him do it by himself, right?

And in the few seconds Maomao hesitated, the letter on his tail was lost.

Miss Witch opened the letter in her hand with joy, but her smile gradually froze.

"..."

The letter was written in Common Tongue.

"I need to take a long trip, but I will be back as soon as possible.

For your safety, I will send my clone 'Xiao Hei No. 1' to accompany you, remember to throw him out when in danger, he is very useful ()

The place I'm going to is not dangerous, you don't need to worry about me.

I will set off early tomorrow morning and come back the evening of the day after tomorrow at the latest.

During this period, remember to sleep farther away from the bed at night so as not to fall down again. This time there will be no cats lying there by chance.

If you still have to go to school, remember to change the taste of lunch. Although salad chicken rice balls are delicious, eating them for a long time without balanced nutrition can easily ruin your taste.

Also, it’s best not to drink Coke and Yakult together, as they may become your backstabbing experts in battle simulations.

I will take the Pikachus together. I can only bother you and the butler to practice the simulated battles in the past few days.

If the budget allows, Maomao thinks that you can consider buying some β monsters to verify your own strength.

Maomao recommends that you buy Beta Warcraft No. 3.

——Xiao Hei"

Seeing the whitish fingertips of Miss Witch pinching the letter paper, Mao Mao panicked a little.

but……

After five seconds, Miss Witch raised her head and showed an extremely bright smile to Maomao.

"What, Maomao, you are going on a long trip."

"Meow~"

"Then... you go early and come back early, remember to pay attention to safety."

"Meow~~"

Looks like it should be ok!

So Maomao struck while the iron was hot and summoned Xiao Hei No. 1 that he had processed.

"Oh~ Is this the Little Black No. 1 mentioned in your letter? I will remember to take him with me, don't worry."

"Meow~"

Don’t worry, it feels great in the hand and is guaranteed to be exactly the same as mine!
"Hahaha, Maomao, are you saying that you are exactly the same as him?"

"Meow!"

"You're serious! You're going out soon, and you're still doing it so leisurely.

Go pack your things quickly. I have to go back to the house to change clothes. Grandpa Lin is already waiting for me. "

"Meow!"

Seeing Miss Witch jumping away, Maomao's messy mood finally calmed down.

Early the next morning, Maomao, who originally wanted to leave secretly, found that Miss Witch had gotten up and washed up and was waiting for him.

"Good morning, cat."

"Meow~"

Good morning to you too, Miss Witch.

After a brief exchange of greetings with Miss Witch, Maomao opened a teleportation array in the bedroom and left with a kind of Pikachu.

After all, it was too late to get it and go home early, and as a magical cat, he had nothing to prepare.

In the room, Miss Witch looked at the position where Maomao had left, and then at No. 1, who was sleeping in a ball next to her, and couldn't help but frown.

As the clock on the wall ticked, Miss Witch's brows furrowed deeper and deeper, and her shallow breathing gradually turned into long and heavy deep breaths.

Suddenly, without warning, she suddenly raised her hand and threw the little black No. 1 lying on the bed to the ground with just one touch.

Looking at the kitten that was suddenly awakened by falling on the ground, Miss Witch's originally ferocious expression suddenly changed to one of fear and guilt.

She hurriedly walked off the bed and carefully carried him back to the bed.

She looked at Xiao Hei No. 1, who was sitting blankly on the bed, and then looked at the direction Maomao left just now. She bit her lip hard, and her eyes gradually filled with tears.

"It's obviously completely different..."

"And didn't it say three days at most... Why don't you take me with you?"

"Mao Mao... I am really a burden to you."

As these choked words came out, Miss Witch could no longer hold back her tears.

"If... if I become stronger, can you take me with you next time?
Next time... take me with you, okay... Cat. "

When Maomao couldn't see or hear, Miss Witch finally said what she didn't say last night.

While sobbing, she hugged her knees and buried her head in them.

The small and quiet darkness relieved her emotions that were almost exploding and had nowhere to vent.

--Jingle Bell.

I don’t know how long it took, but the six o’clock alarm clock rang.

New daily tasks have been refreshed.

Raising her hands to wipe away the tears on her face, Miss Witch put on her sportswear and left the room.

Today, Miss Witch did not complete this daily task as actively and enthusiastically as usual. She found the housekeeper who had just finished working in the kitchen.

Her expression now was as tense as she had been long ago when the cat had never appeared.

She said to the housekeeper,
"Grandpa Lin, help me buy some beta monsters. No. 3, buy as many as you can find now."

"Also, if it's convenient for you, I hope to double the training time with you today."

"Miss, you...ok, I understand."

　Ah... today is almost good!
　　Then out the door!

　　send!
　　I lay down for a long time at night before recovering.

　　ε=(ο｀*))) alas

　　
　
(End of this chapter)