Miss Witch's Cat

Chapter 57 Someone Can't Sleep
Unlike outside, in the dark dungeon, the sense of time is basically confused.

With electronic products malfunctioning and pocket watches often breaking, most adventurers rely on their strong physiological instincts to maintain a regular schedule.

After eating and drinking, Miss Witch was actually a little tired.

Although, she knew that there was still a long time before she could sleep normally.

After hesitating for a while, in order to reward herself for working hard today, Miss Witch was going to take a nap to replenish her energy before continuing to harvest the newly refreshed leeks in the dungeon.

Anyway...

Monster groups are released every hour.

However, the boss will only refresh one 2 hours after death. If you sleep now...it feels like you will lose the one that will be an hour and a half later and...the one with sleeping time ÷1...

hiss……

The originally pleasant sleep and fishing suddenly became full of guilt. Thinking about the points that might be lost, Miss Witch, who originally wanted to rest, became a little hesitant again.

She... wanted to find someone to help her make up her mind.

In other words, she needs an accomplice to solidify her laziness.

"Mao Mao... how about we take a break?"

Miss Witch tentatively asked the cat, who was lying on the side with her belly upturned and burping.

"Meow~~"

No comments~~
It’s so filling, I’m really full from eating.

The witch is indeed a witch, and the food she cooks seems to have been drugged.

Who knows what kind of golden light he saw in that bowl of white porridge when it was brought to him.

Seeing Maomao completely motionless and unwilling to move, Miss Witch continued with a very regretful tone,
"Mao Mao, are you tired? There's nothing you can do about it, so I'm going to sleep."

cat:……?
I'm tired, what does it have to do with sleeping?
Ok? ? ?
However, although Miss Witch's weird approach was full of flaws, Maomao did not reject her suggestion to rest.

After all, from the cat's point of view, coming to the dungeon is like a weekend when parents are away.

Do whatever you want, sleep as much as you want, play as much as you want, and be happy.

If you feel tired, the most important thing is to take a nap to recover.

After all, the slightest mistake could cost you your life, which is no joke.

He turned over, climbed up from the ground, stretched his body long and stretched.

"Meow~"

Let's go to bed together.

Looking at the cat who came over, Miss Witch smiled with satisfaction.
"Hmm, that's such a happy decision."

After saying that, Miss Witch began to clean up the garbage produced when they were cooking and eating.

The residual smell of food will attract hungry monsters. Even if the monsters here are not worth mentioning, Miss Witch, who adheres to the principle of developing good habits casually, still has the patience to clean up the food bowls, residues and other things.

"Sigh... It would be great if there was some convenient and easy-to-use magic."

It is too inconvenient to wash dishes with water magic, and she hates the feeling of stains on her hands, even wearing gloves makes her feel a little uncomfortable.

Especially when she forgot to bring dish soap, the task of washing dishes was simply testing the limits of her endurance.

Convenient and easy to use...magic?
The cat's ears suddenly twitched as he sat waiting by the tent. He seemed to hear some very familiar complaints.

If I remember correctly, the witch lady who was killing monsters today also complained about similar things.

The blood stains on my body were sticky and uncomfortable. Even if I wet my hair with water, the sticky feeling could not be alleviated. It was really irritating.

At that time, he was thinking that when Miss Witch rested, he would share the magic he had carefully developed with her... Hey, why didn't he give it to her before?
oh!Delayed by this witch's damned evil deeds.

After the meal, Maomao's lost memory of holding a grudge came back.

Recalling the tragic situation in which he had provided food but lost troops, and was helpless and unable to even be furious, Maomao's fists became harder again.

Use magic to offset the kindness of this delicious meal, and then settle the score later!

The despicable Maomao felt that now he seemed to be the master of some plan.

So, moving its little paws, Maomao started editing the growth guardian system again.

[The cat has given you [Comprehensive Solutions to Cleaning Magic] through the Growth Guardian System]

The witch lady, who was about to take the foam and fight with the pot, was suddenly startled.

"Cat cat?"

She put down what she was holding and turned to look at the little black cat sitting in front of the tent with some surprise.

Um……?
What did she call me for?
Do you want me to demonstrate it again?

Oh, yes, after all, you are learning new magic. Although Miss Witch can learn quickly, she still needs the help of the great cat.

The cat didn't think too much, or...actually, the cat, who thought too much, stepped forward with its tail raised, pretending to be an old scholar, and meowed lightly at the bowl and chopsticks.

Under a burst of blue shimmer, everything in front of him took on a new look, and even had a faint lemon scent.

"Meow?"

finish watching?This is the first 'dishwashing technique'.

Next is, 'Shampoo & Care'.

This is a new magic that he developed after checking a lot of information and studying women's hair all night long...Forehead hair care.

Ok……

Logically speaking, the original version was a fifth-level magic, but after stripping away unnecessary items, it was weakened to a second-level magic.

This is the magic that the witch lady has worked hard and studied hard, and can barely use it.

However, she should be motivated, right?

After all, when he was looking up information, he had seen that women were willing to work hard and take time in order to be beautiful and take care of themselves, and their endurance and endurance were incomprehensible and surprising to men.

Mao thought that this piece of popular science titled 'How to Swindle a Woman of All Her Money' would not deceive him in this regard.

Similar to this magic, there are also 'gentle cleansing and face washing', 'deep pore cleansing and face washing', 'moisturizing and nourishing', 'calming desensitizing mask' and so on.

It wasn't until after developing this series of magic that Maomao suddenly realized the potential power of 'grass attribute' magic.

In principle, as long as he can understand the magical structure corresponding to each plant, he can observe the dietary freedom of vegetarians in the secret room.

day.

What kind of genius is he?

So, in order to show off her strength, Maomao cast all the magic she could use in front of Miss Witch.

Miss Witch just stood there for a few seconds, and she felt as if she had gone to the bathroom, and then to the beauty parlor for a spa and facial mask.

Feeling the clothes that were so clean that they even smelled faintly of the sun, Miss Witch froze on the spot.

So, is this what the word 'Encyclopedia' on the back of this magic means?

Maomao's spellcasting speed was very fast. She only had time to see the magic circle flickering before its effect was already exerted on herself.

With her current motion capture vision, she could only tell that Maomao cast seven completely different magic circles on her at that time.

Although she looks forward to the kind of life-style magic that is very easy to use and has a good experience, Maomao is too... too omnipotent! ! !
This comfortable feeling is even better than her experience at a spa!

Miss Witch's instinct was completely unable to resist the temptation of this magic. She hurriedly knelt down, grabbed the cat, and held the cat's face.
"Cats!! Teach me!! NOW!! You'll answer yes, right?!"

∑(っ°Д°;)っ

"Meow……"

Okay...Okay...but you should let me go first! !
neck!neck!
You are not begging Maomao, you are strangling me, you want me to die!

Damn it, when will she realize her strange power!

In order to distract Miss Witch, Maomao quickly raised his tail and drew a complete magic circle in the air.

Sure enough, Miss Witch's eyes lit up when she saw the magic circle emerging in mid-air.

He immediately released his hands from Maomao, looked at the appearance in mid-air, and began to make simple gestures.

only……

Suddenly, as Miss Witch's magic circle was infused with magic, a burst of white foam suddenly appeared from Maomao's mouth.

yue——

"Meow, purr, purr, purr!!!"

While spitting foam, the cat barked angrily.

You copied the wrong symbol! ! !
This is not brushing your teeth, purr, purr, purr—

"Ah! Cat, I'm sorry!"

The witch lady, who originally just wanted to inject magic power to see the effect, forgot that this was not an ordinary spell, and the magic was released directly to the cat.

"This...how can this be canceled!!!"

Seeing Miss Witch in a hurry, Maomao rolled her eyes.

Don't even think about saving me, I can do it myself!
Afraid that she would do something terrible again, Maomao directly dispelled the magic effect on herself.

(〃＞Dish＜)
Fortunately, what he just demonstrated to Miss Witch was 'brushing teeth', not taking a bath or cleaning clothes.

Otherwise, which one of these things will have the effect on his hair...

hiss--

Cats don't even dare to make up their minds.

With the lessons learned from the past, Miss Witch was obviously much more cautious when studying and observing. Combined with the more detailed explanations of each symbol received in the system, Miss Witch had a deeper understanding of this series of magic.

She discovered that the magic system given by Maomao and the system was different from what she learned in school.

The magic given by Maomao and the system can even explain word for word the magic words behind the symbols and the meaning of their components.

For example, the magic of brushing your teeth.

A magic word combination symbol similar to α + water contains five sentences.

The first line is, clean water.

The second line is, acting on the teeth.

The third line is to clean the entire tooth and lock in stains.

The fourth line is, no stains, stop cleaning.

The fifth line is that stains are transferred to the β sequence.

Compared to the magic taught in school, which tends to be abstract and figurative, this magic is more logical.

There is no need for any mysterious 'feeling' talent. As long as the logic is clear, it is easy to 'recite' the magic.When drawing a magic circle, you don't need to remember those complicated patterns. Instead, you can understand your needs logically and summarize them with symbols.

Although the large number of symbols and contents can also be overwhelming, it is easy for the witch lady who can never forget.

and……

If you are really determined to learn magic, there will definitely be people who are willing to use this 'stupid' method after failing to understand metaphysics.

What's more, this so-called 'stupid' method can even allow people to learn higher-level magic without obstacles, and the power and practicality of magic are also more flexible.

There is no logic to this move.

And looking at these arrangements and combinations, Miss Witch even had a bolder guess.

If she could learn more about the meanings of magic words and symbols, could she create magic herself?

Based on her characteristics and expertise... Magic Swordsman?Magic assassin?
Individual swordsmen and assassins are already very powerful just by cultivating pure strength. What if they can be combined to create some magic that is more suitable for these professions?

For example, using magic to break through the limits of the human body, four times in one second?Another example, using magic to fall into a pseudo-invincible state when you can't avoid it?
The excited imagination in her mind completely changed her physical fatigue. Miss Witch quietly glanced at the cat who had gone all the way to sit next to wash herself, and secretly asked the growth guardian system in her heart,

"By the way, do I get all my magic from cats?"

Maomao on the side listened to Miss Witch's self-proclaimed words from a distance, and felt helpless for a while at the system's self-talk.

OK!That man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, I didn’t expect that he would have such petty thoughts!

If you have anything to say, you have to say it behind his back!

snort!
But... Tucao belongs to Tucao, he must fill in the hole he dug himself.

Pretending to be pretentious, Maomao continued to use the system's emotional and artificially retarded tone, and Maomao replied:
【not completely】

[You can’t learn the magic of cats]

[Based on the core theory of magic he uses, the cat’s magic is reduced and reprocessed before being given to you as a reward]

[Growth Guardian System is Xiao Hei's inherent skill, so you don't need the cat's authorization to use all his magic]

[Because, after the system’s self-judgment, under the symbiosis contract, your strength is crucial to the original host Xiao Hei]

what……

It turned out to be the case.

After learning the truth about what she had been curious about for a long time.For a moment, Miss Witch was a little shocked.

I always felt that the gap between her and Maomao was far beyond what level could fill.

The dream of overtaking in corners was somewhat shattered.

Maybe, she can survive until she is better than her master?

Use Xiao Hei's magic + his own unique talent to defeat Xiao Hei?
ummmmmmm...

Miss Witch thought that in addition to working hard to upgrade and train her personal abilities, she might now urgently need to start developing some skills.

What strengths does she have now?
Ok……

photography?

"..."

This is completely incomparable with Maomao's own magic writing and self-contained system! !

Then...a martial arts master?
She might not even be able to steal Grandpa Lin, her teacher...

that……

……

For the first time, Miss Witch felt that her mind was empty. Various positions and specialties that could be considered flashed through her mind, but she could not find a suitable option.

It's powerful, useful, and unique in this field...

what……

Sure enough, the experience is still too little, and I can't think of anything in my mind for a while.

(T▽T)
I'm really useless.

Miss Witch, who is currently actively giving up on herself, turned her grief and anger into motivation. While lying down and sleeping, waiting for sleepiness to fall, she studied the detailed explanations of skills in the bound volume.

Suddenly, when she saw a magic symbol that looked like a cat's head, Miss Witch had an extremely bold idea.

How about becoming a monster breeder?
Wasn’t the cat well-raised by her?The meaty stuff has already started!
φ(>ω<*)
But...will Xiao Hei be jealous?
wait, jealous?
As soon as she thought of the jealous little expression of the cat, Miss Witch, who had the cat in her mind, couldn't help but want to raise the corners of her mouth and grin.

but……

After touching the buttocks of the cat that was in the sleeping bag with her, Miss Witch still wiped out this newly born attractive but somewhat dangerous idea.

Although it's cute when a cat is jealous, Xiao Hei will definitely be very sad if he really raises other monsters.

and……

I just seem to like furries.

It doesn't matter whether he's dead or alive.

I probably wouldn’t have that kind of patience when it comes to raising animals.

Too……

The cat at this time has no idea what the witch lady lying in the sleeping bag was thinking about in a very cool and literal way while she was hugging him.

All he knew was that in the soft sleeping bag in the tent, he was getting closer to Miss Witch.

Although it was a bit suffocating, the cat enjoyed the squeezing feeling very much.

Close your eyes, even the dream is fragrant.

￥￥￥￥￥￥￥
However, while Miss Witch was sleeping peacefully, many people couldn't sleep!

For example, the free-range chicken team was teased by Maomao for their despicable peeks.

Maomao seems to have understood the art of watching children in dreams. At this moment, he is enjoying the gentle and soft embrace while recuperating and admiring this rare and funny dream.

"What are you doing! Don't let these monsters come near!"

Gong Xianjing looked at the [little goblin] who suddenly broke through the defense line and rushed toward her with a knife, shouting in horror.

Goblins, commonly known as goblins.

It is widely known for its ugly appearance, short stature, fierce and astringent characteristics.

When Gong Xianjing looked at such a drooling, bald, green and slightly black goblin walking towards her, her instinctive fear made her stand there blankly. Even the magic that had just been condensed in his hands was scattered.

Seeing the goblin grinning evilly as he picked up the dagger and stabbed her in the stomach, she couldn't even move except for the instinctive scream.

"babble!"

At the critical moment, her familiar, the breeze elf, came from the other side and released a violent wind that knocked the goblin to the ground.

At the same time, the teammates who were acting as human shields and output in the front also hurried back and killed the goblin that broke through the defense.

Seeing the goblin bursting out with blood and his pupils out of focus, Gong Wenjing's brain slowly calmed down.

She held her hands against the wall and breathed heavily, feeling the trance of 'life after disaster'.

Although Gong Wenjing has experience in hunting monsters, they are all imprisoned beasts trapped by chains. She only needs to stand in a safe distance and use her skills to harvest.

Damn it, their bunch of losers couldn't stop those goblins.

Gong Wenjing became furious when she thought that she had almost encountered a murderer. She glared at Si Sheng, who was in charge of the guard in her team, and shouted at him fiercely,
"How did you guard just now? How could you let goblins come over? Do you know that I almost died just now!"

Si Sheng, who had just put a bandage on his arm, heard a sudden roar from beside him and accidentally used force to strangle the wound.

"There were a lot of monsters in the monster group just now, and the goblins were too small, and their attacks were too diverse. It was really hard to stop them for a while."

The female archer who was standing nearby and responsible for the replacement attack hurriedly stepped forward to explain the situation.

but……

"Ah? Can't stop it? Won't you not hide? If you hide, won't I be exposed?
I am your magician, shouldn't you protect me? "

Listening to Gong Wenjing's roar, even the female archer who first stepped forward to block some of the responsibility could no longer hold back the apology on her face.

Won't you hide...?
Is what she said still human?

Moreover, although the group of goblins was numerous and powerful, they were actually only two swordsmen.

Although she was a magician, wouldn't it be better if she moved away or shifted her attack target and held on for half a minute until they solved the emergency?

What was missed was just the weakest little goblin!
But at this moment, Gong Wenjing didn't care about her teammates' resentment at all.

"Really, a bunch of trash!"

"you……"

When the female archer heard Gong Wenjing's taunting, she became angry.

But just when she was about to attack, Si Sheng, who was the most seriously injured, raised his hand to stop her.

He looked into the eyes of the female archer and shook his head at her,
"This is an assessment, a test."

Hearing these words, the female archer took a breath.

Not only has the anger not been reduced, but it has become even more compressed.

However, Si Sheng was right.

This is an assessment, a test, not an ordinary dungeon team formation.

Looking at Gong Wenjing, who was still cursing and drinking the precious water resources and tonics they carried without any hesitation, a hint of regret appeared in the eyes of the female archer.

Why did they choose such a person in the first place!

It’s nothing like the rumors!
Look at Bai Yan, she is also a magician!He can move and release high-intensity magic!

This Gong Wenjing's magical power is sometimes not as painful as Si Sheng's giant sword to fight monsters. She also has many problems. She feels tired after walking a few steps, and the whole team has to spend energy to protect her.

Fortunately, her familiar is somewhat useful and can barely make up for the team's need for clearing the field with magic...

"Hey! What are you doing still sitting here! Let's go quickly? Let's go to another place to rest!"

"Ah? Why do you want to change places?"

The goblins here have been cleaned up, and it is a good place for them to camp and rest!
but……

Under everyone's incomprehensible eyes, Gong Wenjing replied arrogantly:

"A place full of blood and goblins makes me feel sick even breathing."

"If you don't follow me, you'll leave on your own. All the crystals are in my hands. You can leave the team at will."

"you……!!!"

(End of this chapter)