Miss Witch's Cat

Chapter 60
After leisurely eating a 'breakfast', taking a shower and feeling the comfort of real warm water washing over her body, the witch lady said that it was 'not as good as magic', holding the cat in her arms and letting him do it semi-forcefully. I slept with myself for nearly twenty hours.

After waking up, Miss Witch looked out the glass window and fell into deep contemplation at the thick night.

She took a deep breath and said to Maomao in an unparalleled serious tone,
"Cat, it's broken, something big has happened."

"Meow……?"

(__)(-)(~O~)…

In the dream, I was using the god's head as a cat to screw a screw, and I tilted my head and yawned widely.

broken?What happened?

Maomao dragged his exhausted body up and barely opened half of his eyes to give Miss Witch some face.

Afterwards, I heard Miss Witch's eyes wide open, and she whispered into the cat's ear in a voice that sounded like she was telling a secret,

"Our biological clock seems to be off."

"..."

Isn't this the obvious thing?
"Is there such a burden to go to the dungeon?"

"..."

No, actually you don’t need to have it, but who tells someone to stay awake when they want to get high?

It's all your own fault, Miss Witch! !

Pay the price for your stubborn words and deeds!

"Then...what should we do now, Cat?"

"Meow~"

Just figure it out!

Maomao wagged his tail, indicating that Miss Witch's biological clock was broken. What does it have to do with Maomao, who can sleep at any time and has no pressure to go to school?

He changed places, formed a ball, and continued to fight with the gods.

Looking at the cat who fell asleep again after a while, the witch girl also snuggled back into bed.

The first attempt to get up just now failed, and now it is waiting for the recharge time for the second time to get up.

Commonly known as - happy mobile time before getting up!

#All-league joint entrance examination dungeon test results have been released#
#Experts analyze the authenticity of joint examination No.1 results#
#Some students question the joint entrance examination results#
#joint examination martial arts champion is actually a low-key magician#
#One person, one team, one rider, won the first place in the joint examination#
"..."

Otherwise, stop swiping your phone.

She felt a little embarrassed looking at this piece of news.

Secretly, these experts are telling the truth.

——This is simply not something a high school magician can accomplish.

——Even an outstanding magician who has studied for a year at Shanghai University may not be able to score so many points by surviving in a dungeon for three days.

——Strongly recommend that the school authorities and regulatory authorities should not fabricate facts to build momentum!
Her strength is even comparable to that of a magician studying in college!

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[There are many unread messages and rewards for completing tasks that have not been claimed]

Looking at the system message that suddenly popped up, Miss Witch suddenly realized that she had forgotten to collect the vegetables.

[Bounty mission·Lonely Warrior 1, stage 2 completed]

[Obtain phase 1 and phase 2 mission rewards]:
Stage 1 reward: Opportunity to communicate with cats (0/3)

Magic [Bubble Light] Complete Analysis

Magic [White Mist] Complete Analysis

Swordsmanship [Kamiri-ryu·Qing] Swordsmanship Analysis

Stage 2 reward: A complete set of analysis of magic [Lighting Technique]

Magic【Night Witch Smoke】Complete Analysis

The skill reward has already paralyzed Miss Witch.

She is no longer the young girl who was overjoyed when she gained a rare skill.

Under Maomao's luxurious training, she has changed.

What interests her even more now is the three opportunities to communicate with cats.

Opportunity is a word?Or 10 minutes?Or is it the same text version as the last time she talked to the system?
Miss Witch didn't know, and she didn't have the guts to gamble with this precious opportunity.

"This is the first formal conversation with Maomao."

The witch lady murmured softly on her lips.

Now they communicate with each other mostly through guessing (Miss Witch thinks herself), so this time, in such a formal communication, what should she say.

Hello Cat, this is my first time to say hello, please take care of me in the future?
fall!Bai Yan, how could you waste an opportunity like this!
Think again!

Cat, my name is Bai Yan, white Bai, Yanli Yan, and you are called Xiao Hei. I completed the system character and got a chance to communicate with you. I don’t want to miss you for this period of time. Chance and what you said have been said, Cat, you know...

At least break it into sections and take a breather!

……

As she thought about it, Miss Witch Hall's stomach growled unsatisfactorily.

So she kicked the kitten on the butt.
"Hey, Maomao, help me get something to eat. I want to think about some important things. Can I leave today's dinner to you?"

"Meow……??"

Is it possible that what you said was a little too much?

"Just ask the housekeeper to meow twice, Xiaohei. I'm not asking you to do it, so don't worry."

"..."

he does not!

Looking at Miss Witch's caring expression, Maomao, who had just thought that Miss Witch was asking for something a bit devilish, now decided to show off her skills and let this witch know what true strength is.

She thought she could cook some porridge and curry, so she could be the god of cooking and keep him under her?

snort!
Don’t underestimate the power of being single for more than thirty years!

Today, he gave the whole state banquet to that ungrateful witch.

but……

What's going on at the state banquet?

He just remembered that he had to add water from Nongfu Spring to boil it?

……

Ahem, it’s okay!
Although the method and steps will be slightly different, with the addition of 'delicious magic', there should be no surprises.

If I remember correctly, boiling boiled water requires old hens and yellow cabbage.

If you want a chicken...it has to be old...

Cat rushed to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator, only to see eggs lying neatly inside.

"..."

But nothing is impossible. Sometimes, the only difference between 'can't do it' and 'do it' is just a little bit of strength and imagination.

Chicken, isn't it just made from eggs?

Wouldn't it be enough to use magic to make her age?
First, identify an egg with the sex of 'female', and then use the 'rapid passage' magic on her.

Get it!

A freshly baked old hen and you're done.

Leaving the old hen alone to experience the last walk in her life, Maomao followed the same pattern and used the magic of 'germination' and time, and also got the must-have yellow cabbage.

ヾ(°°)
He walked leisurely to the cooking table with a chicken in his left hand and a pocket of cabbage in his right hand.

First, let Aunt Kun die at the speed of light, pluck the hair, remove the butt, remove the chicken breast and chop it into pieces.

The action of curling up the handle of the knife with the cat's tail gives the cat an extremely magical and addictive feeling.

chop!
boom!
Feeling the trembling sensation coming from the tip of its tail, Maomao seemed to understand the pleasure of chopping vegetables.

woo woo woo woo!

He also wants to be a handsome assassin cat.

Blanch it, put the chicken in the pot under cold water, and then use magic to speed up... remove the blood foam and rinse it away.

Immediately after that is the positive step of cooking kun soup.

Pour cold water into the pot, add onion and ginger, lower the heat, and then fast forward 2 hours.

Completely unaware of the high-tech products of the Magical Age, Maomao chose to use an inappropriate method.

Increase continuous firepower, third-level magic (×)
Increase the time flow rate of inanimate objects, thirteenth level magic (√)
After filtering the clear soup, discard the chicken and chicken oil, cook the soup over high heat, add the minced chicken, wait until the minced chicken floats, and then filter again.

The process of Kun soup comes to an end for now, followed by cabbage.

After the cabbage is cooked, squeeze out the water, remove the fascia, and trim the shape.

Make clear soup at home, add a little salt, add cabbage and simmer for a while, then remove the cabbage and put it on a plate.

Repeat the above steps, pour the soup on the cabbage, cover with plastic wrap and steam in the pot for 20 minutes.

Get it!

Add a time stop magic to the cooked cabbage to ensure that the taste and heat will not be lost. When Miss Witch eats it, it will definitely still have the same wonderful taste as when it was freshly cooked!

Because the objects of the spell were only cabbage and the dead Aunt Kun, cooking this time did not consume magic to Maomao's expectation.

He thought it would take a lot of magic power, and he even prepared blood medicine for this meal to clear his name.Thinking about it this way, this time-based magic is somewhat similar to that of Wang Daozhang's Fenghou Qimen.

To this world, whether this cabbage and this Kun aunt should stop or not, live or die, should not be very important, so it does not consume much magic power to speed them up or pause.

One dish was finished, but it did not satisfy the need to conquer Miss Witch.

As a Northeastern cat that was once over 1.8 meters tall, he naturally has to show off his potty skills!of.

In terms of staple food, cats actually prefer to eat mixed rice.

Add a little bit of millet, black rice, brown rice, etc. and mix it into the white rice to make the rice taste more mellow.

One meat and one vegetable, as a late night snack for one person and one cat, it should be just the right amount.

It's just... After doing this, Cat suddenly wanted to eat crabs again.

It's the kind of crab roe and crab claws full of elastic meat.

Speaking of late night snacks, how can we not live without seafood? !
but……

In this world, which crab is more delicious?

Create a king crab purely from your imagination?

ummmmmmm.

No, no, no.

Let the housekeeper improve the food tomorrow. The knowledge of seafood reserves is indispensable in Maomao Happy Farm.

As long as he understands one crab, he will have thousands of crabs in the future!
I'll contact Pikachu another day and give him a piece of land to breed the pair of crabs he created!
The original food in the magical world, how can I put it, always feels like it is missing a bit of soul.

Some of the essence of cuisine from the 'prehistoric era' is retained, but most of it has been replaced by Western cuisine that is as simple as a chemical experiment.

Of course, this is also related to the demand after the recovery of magic power.

After all, how many people dare to have braised pork and stir-fried pork intestines in the underground city?

You might not even dare to use a spicy pot when making a simple stew of porridge, or even add cumin to a barbecue without trembling.

Stew meat, cream of mushroom soup, curry, bake a pizza and add some cheese depending on the terrain. These are high-calorie foods that are simple to make and can be made by just throwing things into the pot.

After all, you wouldn’t have to carry a cook in your backpack when you go into a dungeon, right?
As the number of people entering the dungeon increases, -'Adventurer-like cooking! ''Taste the taste of the dungeon! ' has become mainstream, and people's tastes have also begun to change.

but……

Although cats can’t eat spicy food, they still miss those spicy foods.

Meow!
At this moment, Maomao suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind.

That is, if...he opens a restaurant during the Renaissance, will it become popular?
Maomao, who was thinking about making money, was going to see Miss Witch's reaction after eating this meal, so as to consider his side job.

After all, money is never too much!
Moreover, didn’t he make an outstanding contribution to human taste buds?
Tie diners firmly with delicious food...

ummmmm
It seems that he is one step closer to the true Demon King.

"Meow~"

Maomao pushed the dining cart back to the house with a proud look on his face.

only……

"Wow! Today's meal is so rich!"

The witch lady just marveled for a moment and then said nothing.

This……

It’s a little different from what the cat thinks, meow!
Obviously, Miss Witch would definitely be stunned on the spot after eating his rice that was definitely filled with ingredients and would glow. Then a golden light suddenly appeared in her mind and her eyes were filled with tears. She sighed,

'ah!This... this is the real food! '

Then, he knelt down and hugged his jio, crying and begging him, 'Great cat!Please give me real food!Have another bowl! ! '

Meow? ?

Isn’t this the correct development of the plot?
His position in this world should be an important supporting role even if he is not the protagonist!
Dishes cooked by an important supporting character! ! !
Can't you give me some face? !
Maomao boasted angrily and stood in front of Miss Witch's dining table.

He knocked on the table, signaling Miss Witch to put down the chopsticks in her hands, and then pointed at the dishes and then at himself with his tail.

This behavior made Miss Witch stunned for a while.

After a long time, she finally realized what she was doing.
"Maomao, are you saying that it's very hard to move so much and eat by yourself, and you want me to give you more food?"

……

Looking at Miss Witch who was confused, the cat repeated the above action.

Miss Witch looked pensive, and then guessed,
"Maomao, are you trying to say that you cooked this meal?"

"Meow!"

"Um……"

This time, she became silent but turned into a witch lady.

She paused and looked at Maomao, then looked at the food on the table, and said suspiciously,

"Really?"

"Meow!"

Really!

"really?"

"Meow!!!"

(#`O′)! ! !Why are you asking so many times?You just don’t believe me, little kitty! !

"Little kitten, you will be punished by a thousand cuts if you lie."

After hearing this, Maomao became completely anxious.

He took a deep breath and showed off his hard little fist, ready to let Miss Witch know what real power is!

"Hahahaha, Cat, I know, I know."

only……

After Maomao punched Miss Witch, she thought he was tickling her.

Maomao suffered a mental critical hit of at least [-] points.

Looking at the silent cat, Miss Witch quickly carried him to the table. While frantically stroking his fur, she continued to talk nonsense.

"Then it's such a happy decision. Since you, Maomao, are so good at making delicious food, I will leave all the food to you in the future!"

"Meow????"

(ΩДΩ)? ? ? ?
Your cat also works part-time as a cook?

"It's great. When we go to school in the future, we don't have to worry about food!"

"I was thinking before that if we went out to school, we should apply for a job as a chef or something, but I felt a little uncomfortable with people I didn't know well staying at home every day."

"Maomao, you are really great! Thanks to you, our family has solved another big crisis!"

...? ? ?
The cat didn't know what step he made in the perfect script that made him become like this.

Obtained the admiration of Miss Witch.

but……? ?

It seems that what he wants is not worship in this sense?

Is it more heartfelt and more exaggerated in action...?
After a whole meal of painful reflection, the cat seemed to have figured out something.

He understood, it must be that this behavior was not enough to shock Miss Witch and make her feel her own strength from the bottom of her heart.

Sure enough, to capture women, you still have to use those 'secret weapons against women'.

Dang→dang↑dang↓dang↑dang↑
——Rich Woman’s Happy Ball (×)
——Magical beauty products!
Through the development of the most basic magic of germination and the in-depth research of combining creative magic, Maomao discovered many new things that can be achieved with magic.

Among them, it includes skin care products for daily life.

When it comes to skin care products, what impressed Maomao the most were those girls who took a small swab and patted it on their faces - magical items that can make the face whiter and reduce blemishes with just one click.

In the past, the three-dimensional person could only cover up his own problems through self-deception, but now he, Maomao, can eliminate the root cause of the problem.

Miahahia!

According to the investigation of the Cat Head 3 split body, this world is still in a low stage of development.

I still know a little about the research on offensive magic. Where can I find someone who studies how to use magic to improve the quality of life?

Wouldn't this create an excellent opportunity for him to make money for Maomao, the black-hearted devil who has the ultimate level of magic and is very short of money, even if he is idle and has to leave tasks like upgrading to his subordinates?

If he were allowed to discover business opportunities and research some great new channels on his own, Mao felt that even if he reincarnated seven or eight times, he might not be a match for those old slickers who devoted themselves to studying this aspect.

but……

With absolute strength and luck, it is unlikely that no one can fill this vacancy.

Use the magic in reverse and deliberately pile up mountains of code garbage to achieve an effect that cannot be replicated.

Patent √ Exclusive √ Excellent effect √ Big sale √ Worship of Miss Witch √ Miss Witch kneels down and surrenders to the great cat√

Jie Jie Jie!

Maomao, who couldn't help laughing as he thought about it, fell down without paying attention.

boom--

"Maomao, I told you not to be in a daze when eating. Look, your face is in the bowl again."

　……

　　Sure enough, there is a reason why fireworks are strictly prohibited.

　　Damn! ! !
　　
　
(End of this chapter)