Miss Witch's Cat

Chapter 65 Wu Kun’s Talk
After clarifying the university she wanted to attend and the purpose of the 'press conference', it was very clear what Miss Witch would do next.

Prepare for the written test at your own risk, and you will not survive if you don't get first place.

At present, her usual grade score is 92%, because the usual grades given by teachers in some subjects are not too high, and even in an activity report, the experiment teacher gave her a very low evaluation of 40%.

Although thinking about it now, it was probably Gong Wenjing who was causing a stumbling block for herself.

She really deserves to die!

Is it still too late to apply to the Ministry of Education for system rectification?
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It's just that she didn't expect that one day she would be able to go to college with the goal of being a researcher.

Careless.

Bai Yan has remembered the lessons learned this time, and she will not suffer any losses in the future.

Thanks to this wonderful 40% that is holding her back, if she wants to stabilize her status as the No. 1 freshman, refer to the current highest score given by Teito Shuyuan High School in each assessment, she will be in all subsequent exams The average score must not be lower than 98.5%.

Wenyue University is a research-oriented university, and the scores of the Chinese language test and the martial arts test of the college entrance examination are counted separately.

Ms. Witch knows that her martial arts test results have already been perfect, but if Bun 1 and Wu 1 are not the same person and happen to be in the same university, given Bunzuki University's priority, it is inevitable that the scores will be ignored Let Wen 1 be the student representative.

After all, if she were the instructor, she probably wouldn't want to embarrass Wu 1 when he went on stage to give a highly literary speech, right?
So...such variables must not occur!
She wants to be first, all of them.

Miss Witch is used to making plans for herself, but she hates unplanned changes.

In order to be more fully prepared to deal with various situations, she usually prepares all the branch routes she can think of before doing things.

High-intensity work can give people an inexplicable sense of fulfillment, but at the same time... it can also make people collapse.

like now,

"Mao Mao... So is there the kind of magic that can make me get 100% perfect marks in the exam!!!!"

At this time, the witch girl gradually became elegant while wailing continuously.

"..."

So, why do you have to assume that you will be in the same school as Wen 1?
Although this probability is not low.

But... the current No. 1 position at Imperial High School is not stable.

Basically, the members of Team No. 037 are on the list in turn. Why would Miss Witch compare herself to someone else's team?
Watching Miss Witch write, draw and calculate data on the white paper, the smart cat already knew what Miss Witch was thinking about.

But obviously, 'knowing' is not the same as 'understanding' and 'empathizing'.

Now, Cat probably understands how Miss Witch usually loses her hair, and why she was still in a state of extremely low self-esteem before meeting her.

It was all forced by her own damn obsessive-compulsive disorder!
Miss Witch, please let yourself go?

The cat is a little scared now. One day in the future, Miss Witch will feel that the risk of just protecting humans as a brave man is too great, and start a wave of human protection plans through glorious evolution.

As long as all human beings are brainwashed and controlled, they will not do anything unplanned, and they will all be safe.

hiss--

This is not more than a demon king like me.

Maomao, who has no better imagination than Miss Witch, is also indulged in the delusion in his mind and feels deep fear for it.

……

"So... Maomao, is there really no such magic?"

(d)
Looking at the tearful Miss Witch, who was still escaping from reality with her thoughts, Maomao, who had just been pulled out of the mind of the dominant human being, suddenly had an idea,

It seems that Miss Witch’s request is not difficult?

He has never tried brainwashing magic on a world scale.

I just don’t know if it will be discovered by some unknown force, and what kind of unexpected butterfly effect will occur.

However, with his current level and physical strength, coupled with high-intensity recovery magic and magic potions, it shouldn't be too difficult to complete this task.

"Meow woo woo woo."

Seeing Maomao becoming more and more eager to try, her little three-petal mouth mumbling restlessly, Miss Witch, who was still squirming on the desk like a slime, suddenly regained her true form, and seeing Maomao's serious look, her heart welled up. A bad premonition.

"I said Maomao, you can't really do anything about it."

The cat, whose brain was occupied, curled up the pencil with its tail and mechanically answered Miss Witch's question on the paper.
"It's not...it's absolutely impossible"

"So, what's the price?

Puff, I really look forward to it. "

"..."

"Mao Mao, you seem to have accidentally made a declaration like a devil."

Σ()
"Meow~"

Ah~ I accidentally let it slip~
But it doesn’t matter, meow~ He is the devil to begin with~~~
Seeing the proud look on Maomao's face, Miss Witch, who had been reading a lot of novels recently, suddenly asked him,
"I'm talking about Maomao, are you really the legendary all-powerful wishing machine?"

The omnipotent wishing machine?

Who are you cursing?

That's not a good thing.

"I feel like you, Maomao, are so magical. I really want to cut you open and study what you are."

After being picked up by Miss Witch's armpit, Maomao suddenly felt that the fingers groping at his bones were like a scalpel that could delay him at any time.

At this moment, Cat couldn't help but wonder if there was something wrong with his upbringing and education of Miss Witch.

Why does he feel that Miss Witch is beginning to have a tendency to mutate?
"Hahahaha, Cat, your scared expression is so cute."

"I won't play with you anymore. I have to go get ready."

"The basic subjects will be tested next Tuesday, the magic theory test will be taken next Wednesday, and the final comprehensive test will be held on Monday next week..."

The cat was put on the table and had a good meal. He selectively ignored Miss Witch's strange adjectives and dangerous habits. He picked up his pen and continued to ask Miss Witch,

"What are those test items?"

"Huh? Are you curious, Maomao? Do you also want to review with me?"

"Okay, while I'm teaching you, I can also review and fill in the gaps."

=(д*)
No, calm down, that's not what I meant.

But she knew clearly that Maomao didn't mean this and just wanted to drag someone into the water. How could she leave Maomao room to struggle and run away?
She finally caught this fellow prisoner who was preparing to live and die with her, and patiently explained to him,

"Then let me briefly explain to you first, Maomao, the basic subjects are the materialization of language and mathematics that was implemented in the school before the recovery of magic power.

I heard that the foreign language people learned at that time was the language of the Western Alliance, but now there are two foreign languages, one is the common language of the Western Alliance, and the other is basic magic writing.

Cat, how is your foreign language?Why don't we do a set of papers together later? Maomao, you know how to write anyway, so you won't refuse my request, right?Right? "

Lifting his head, looking at the smile that even had a shadow on Miss Witch's face, Maomao took a deep breath, but still didn't dare to say a word "no".

As long as it's not a chemistry paper, that's fine.

"The theory of magic is the theory of basic magic elements, the composition of various magic circles, and other pretty stupid content.

Oh, it also has relevant historical content mixed in.

This is what our magic class tests.

Students in the corresponding physics class have to take the exam on martial arts theory.

These contents are not too difficult. Of course, I am only worried that I will be spoiled by Maomao's notes and insights, so I have to memorize the book again before the exam. "

(#`O')!

What do you mean by being led astray by my notes and experiences?
Please tell me clearly.

"Hey, hey, don't get excited, Cat. Don't get excited."

Looking at the cat in her arms who suddenly started punching, kicking, and cursing, Miss Witch knew that the cat definitely understood what she said, and even heard it in her heart.

"What if the content written in the textbook is not as advanced as yours? The marking teacher doesn't care about the actual results. She only looks at the standard answers."

"..." Damn the exam!
"But don't worry, Maomao, I'm going to take the researcher exam! One day, your and my names will be written in this textbook!"

you……?
What did you show up for?

"As your assistant."

"..."

Seeing the seamless connection between himself and Miss Witch, Cat couldn't help but start to reflect on whether his expressions and movement language were too easy to understand.

He can't do this.

He is a mature, steady, and profound devil!

He is not a stupid cute kitten!
"Maomao, have I ever told you that your deliberately stern look is actually very cute?"

"..."

(〃>dish<)! ! ! !
"The final comprehensive subjects are more complicated, such as world history after the recovery of magic, world economy, dungeon-related knowledge, news fact analysis, etc. It feels more like a hodgepodge of subjective subject examinations.

Um...point deduction special.

But in fact, as long as you answer according to the template and don't really regard the subjective questions as subjective questions, it is not too difficult to get high scores. "

God, please don’t treat subjective questions as subjective questions.

Where does this exam philosophy come from.

"That's right, Cat...

For No.1, I have to find a way to get this comprehensive strategy to 90.00%. It’s a bit difficult at [-]! ! !
So I have to improve my scores in other subjects, but...how else can I improve my scores! !
They all have perfect scores, how can they get perfect scores! ! "

"Ah ah ah ah ah……"

(つд)
As she spoke, Miss Witch covered her face and began to howl in pain again.

Mao thought, maybe Miss Witch was inspired by Su Ya and found that this method can help relieve stress.

Seeing Miss Witch's cold and cold persona collapse, Lazimao still had a guilty conscience and decided to help this poor person who was about to go crazy after being tortured by exams and papers.

Give Miss Witch the same buff as Forced Calmness and Arrogance.

In this way, when she wants to go crazy, she will immediately calm down and continue studying hard.

Seeing Miss Witch's crazy appearance at this time, he was somewhat moved.

So what if you are in a different world and can learn magic? You still don’t have to take exams, and you don’t have to be dominated by the college entrance examination.

Grass.

So fucking real.

It really should be shown to those middle-aged teenagers who think about time travel, harems, beautiful girls, and wow videos every day.

When the news that "different worlds also require college entrance examinations" was released, at least half of the chuunibyou disease was cured.

As for the remaining half who have not recovered... they are probably all in the ICU.

Maomao was suddenly so excited that he wanted to send a telegram to his home planet. He always felt that every second he endured, he would save the life of a boy who had not yet escaped from the second phase of middle school.

How am I a devil? I am simply a living Bodhisattva.

In the midst of endless boasting, Maomao quickly developed the magic [Wu Kun's Talk].

After Maomao put the magic on Miss Witch, Miss Witch was like a clockwork learning machine, flipping through books and answering questions crazily with an efficiency that made cats fearful.

Brush brush.

This is the sound of scrolling and writing on paper with a pen.

The cat can't stay in this house any longer.

Just being in the same room, cats have that incompatible feeling of depression and suffocation.

This is how a top student crushes a bad student on the food chain.

Mao thought, he might as well take this opportunity to do something important in his chamber of commerce.

The product sales catalog is not yet complete.

Except for the relics of the giant that once the limited edition is sold, there will never be the same model. Cat wants to make some mass products that can be sold sustainably and recycled.

Although the rich are very easy to cheat and earn money, the accumulated hard-earned money of the boss cannot be underestimated.

Moreover, adventurers who usually come here to buy daily necessities will inevitably feel yearning when looking at the limited edition collections hanging high on the display cabinets.

In this way, he can work harder to make money, just to one day consume the high-end goods in the store.

ummmmm.

so!

Sister Anaconda's skin, Sister Anaconda's meat, Sister Anaconda's blood, Sister Anaconda's bones... will come in handy.

Last night, the general liaison report sent by Xiaohei 2 stated that Pikachu's 'Happy Farm' was ready and officially started operation.

Pikachu perfectly solved the bug of spawning monsters in dungeons and completed the feat of centralizing and unifying the spawn.

Every three hours, nearly a thousand silver-striped anacondas appear in his forest breeding area.

As for the refreshing mechanism of fruit forest trees that can produce delicious fruits and hard wood, Pikachu has gradually figured out the way.

Although there is currently no way to refresh a large number of trees due to bugs, we have now figured out the following points:

If the trees are not refreshed, they will become nutrients and cause the still-growing fruit forest trees to grow rapidly and increase their age at an extraordinary rate.

As the years go by, the taste and magic contained in the fruits will become extra rich, and the hardness of the trees will increase exponentially.

Wonderful!

Artificial thousand-year-old tree!
If you can figure out the context of the energy operation in the dungeon, and use the energy used for refreshing to make a great supplement like Millennium Ginseng, why can't you become a god in the eyes of the middle-aged and elderly health-preserving groups!
I just don’t know if I can unlock any new dungeon gameplay in the future.

What would happen if you killed a god and buried him in a dungeon?

In the excitement, Maomao seemed to have forgotten all about money and started rubbing his hands excitedly.

　Go out today.

　　The monkey is happy~~~~
　　I got new nails done, bought a lot of things, and bought 10 kilograms of cat food for Daidai along the way.

　　md
　　It’s all the fault of express delivery&gt;&lt;
　　But when I got home, I received blank adoring looks and compliments from Nengchen and Meow.

　　OMG he actually recognizes cat food bags.

　　I guess in his eyes, I am the God of War who returns from hunting with a full load.

　　I must be his good big brother now hehe

　　I ate delicious Japanese food and had my eyebrows and mouth done.

　　Miao Frog Miao Frog.

　　The biological clock is currently being forced closer to normal, even though I got up at four o'clock in the morning today.

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　　But the good news is! ! !
　　I guess everything will be normal tomorrow, right?
　　Because generally, as long as you stick to your biological clock for 2-3 days, you’ll be fine.

　　(oω`o)
　　By the way, I went to Mashaji yesterday

　　Clear meridian

　　It was so painful and sore that I almost died in the massage parlor and couldn't get out.
　　But dredging seems to be really useful. In terms of health care, traditional Chinese medicine yyds
　　The massage girl said that I have many nodules from my waist down and my shoulders up, which are completely blocked.

　　But because it hurt so much, I didn’t even try hard hhhh
　　It feels good, but it hurts so much now TAT
　　It hurts so much

　　But I will go next week, I am so brave!
　　I hope that by practicing health care for a year and a half, I can gain a healthy body.

　　I hope future updates will be okay

　　
　
(End of this chapter)