Miss Witch's Cat

Chapter 76 If you resist like this, your mother will be even more excited.
Lying in bed at night, Cat didn't know what Miss Witch did after being out for a long time.

According to the report given by Little Black No. 3 Cathead before being sent out, there were five people involved in the explosion of the cave entrance in the dungeon, and they were all members of the team called 'Ernie' who was the most aggressive.

I don’t know if Miss Witch has cleaned up...

what! !

I'm really curious about what Miss Witch did.

but……

Forget it.

Anyway, Impermanence is always here, and Xiaohei No. 3 Maotou is diligently trying to keep track of him.

If something goes wrong, it can also be used as lesson material for Miss Witch.

Anyway, he was praising the alliance, but he could finish it off no matter what.

Thinking of this, Maomao didn't get too entangled in the matter and fell asleep peacefully against Miss Witch's sweet and soft heart.

The next day was another day of shopping for Miss Witch.

This makes the cat confused.

However, the reason given by Miss Witch made the cat not know where to start to refute.

"what?"

"Maomao! We are leaving Wudu soon.

I might not come to the Fog City next time I come to the Western Continent. Why don't I buy some souvenirs to take home and bring some gifts back to Grandpa Lin, aunties, and the cooks? "

"Also, Maomao, don't you want to leave wonderful memories with me in the foggy city at all?"

...? ?

The moral high ground had been taken over by Miss Witch. Cat couldn't take back a word, so he could only accept his fate and start traveling around the city with her. In the end, even Cat didn't know when he started to join the initiative. Among the lines of gifts.

For example, he chose a hat for the old man that looked like a well-dressed animal when worn.

For another example, choose a wig for the family chef who is very creative and specializes in making desserts.

For another example, he gave Miss Witch a pair of glasses.

Because Miss Witch likes to read books, although she is not short-sighted, she still needs magic glasses to protect her eyes.

Moreover, he felt that it was also very important to unlock the new version of Miss Witch's outfit.

Glasses, as the body of the character, are very important!

Ah ~ Miss Witch with Glasses.

Moreover, he also comes with a strong academic and a persona that is serious and rigorous to the point of being rigid.

()

Maomao, who was obsessed with his great gift, ignored Miss Witch who was looking at him furtively.

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It was already noon the next day when I returned home with a lot of gifts.

But surprisingly, the cat didn't feel very tired this time.

He was looking forward to what everyone would say to him after receiving the gifts.

only……

An unexpected scene appeared for the cat.

Everyone, except the housekeeper, just thanked Miss Witch after receiving the so-called 'cat's gift'.

At best, he would come over and say "Thank you, Maomao~" and "The kitten is so beautiful~" to him and go through the motions perfunctorily.

He hates.

Because at this moment, he remembered what kind of setting he had in Miss Witch's house.

He hated his past self for failing to show intelligence and wisdom through the ages.

Who would believe that a mutated kitten that can't speak can choose souvenirs and gifts according to everyone's needs?
ω
Careless.

But now that I realize it, it may be too late to act smarter.

They may say in a more surprising tone, "Wow! The kitten is so smart! Yanyan, how did you teach it?"

Just seeing that horrible scene makes the cat want to vomit blood.

It's true, I can't stand it any longer.

But this time Miss Witch went home early, so there was no need to go out again.

The summer vacation for senior high school graduates sounds very long, from mid-June to September first.

But in fact, excluding the busy days when you need to go back to school, summer camps, research reports and other fragmented arrangements that take up time, if Miss Witch doesn't concentrate on staying in the dungeon, she probably won't be able to stop when she comes to the ground.

After all, the so-called summer vacation homework can be written for two months, or it can be written all night long.

Therefore, Pikachu's long-awaited operation, which he secretly named the 'Princess Inspection', was naturally cancelled.

And when Mao Mao told him about it, Pikachu was on the verge of collapse.

He says,

"I specially left a lot of surprises for you, Your Majesty, to see with your own eyes."

The grievance revealed in that voice made Mao Mao refuse without thinking, "Next time."

Pikachu's surprise is not something ordinary people can see.

In addition to his strange understanding and language expression skills, the cat still has great trust in his ability to do things.

In his report, the Pikachu tribe is thriving and is trying to adapt to life in the dungeon; the newly moved Gulardo is also very adaptable to the magma zone.

The cat felt that he only needed to know these text messages in a short period of time.

Otherwise, he was tired.

because……

他甚至找不到小黑3号猫头在遭遇1号和5号时，究竟会出发什么bug导致1号拖着5号自爆。

As for this kind of professional question, ask Miss Witch, she... probably won't be able to answer it.

Then... there are too many filtering options.

Is it because of the hidden dangers caused by beating the wolf before?

Or is it because of what actions they took while traveling with Miss Witch?
This...where should I start?
After much deliberation, the cat felt that if he didn't pull it out when Pangu opened the sky, he might not be able to pull it out.

barley
The trial period of No. 1 and No. 3 has been very long, and they have been running in parallel for a long time before, so the main cause of the problem may be No. 5.

Maybe it has something to do with the defensive magic stored by No. 5.

Re-modify the settings of No. 5, and... re-edit a defensive magic combination.

o (╥﹏╥) o
Although the amount of the project is still relatively large, but compared to the time when the sky was opened, Mao suddenly became more accepting.

While the cat was meditating, Miss Witch ran directly to the shower room without carrying her cute little cat.

Oh my God.

How long has it been since this damn witch took a bath with her cute kitten?

The cat is thinking whether his status has dropped a lot invisibly.

Obviously, she was not like this before.

I don’t lock myself up even when changing clothes, and I don’t lock the bathroom door either.

cry.

Why put cats through so much.

Is this what the saying goes, misfortunes never come singly?
But the cat never expected that what he thought was too beautiful.

The torture of kittens goes far beyond that.

Just after Miss Witch finished her hair care and came out of the bathroom, she started staring at the cat with a smile on her face.

This made the cat even start to twitch its back a little uncomfortably.

"Cat cat~come here~"

?

Do you really think I'm stupid?

"Today, when I was chatting with someone, I suddenly learned something very interesting.

Cat, do you want to know? "

"..."

Thoughtful and curious, the cat always felt that this matter might not be interesting to him.

But what Miss Witch said really made him curious.

Cat's damn curiosity.

(°°)
"Meow……?"

The more I thought about it, the more I felt like there was a cat dangling with a cat stick, and finally I couldn't help but take a step in the direction of Miss Witch.

"Ha! Cat! Take a hit from me!"

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What Miss Witch was holding in her hand was a small weapon made of sugar-orange geometric shapes.

! ! !Maomao, who didn't feel anything at first, suddenly felt his eyes go dark after being stunned for two seconds, and there was a vague sense of déjà vu in his nose.

This thing...smells your eyes! !

(/ω＼)
Where did she get such a murderous weapon!

What magic!
It actually caused a lot of damage to him who has the ultimate level of magic, and what's even worse is that he still can't recognize it!

"Hahahahahahaha, Cat."

Unlike Maomao who looked cautious and confused while squinting her eyes and retreating, Miss Witch just smiled and lay on the bed.

"Hahahahaha."

As the distance between Maomao's hind legs became longer, Miss Witch's laughter became more wild.

This made the cat feel very unhappy, but he didn't want to go up and fight Miss Witch with this high-pressure strange magic.

"Meow!!"

Take it away!take away! !
What made the cat collapse was that since the magic was activated, he even felt that the entire room was filled with the pungent and eye-catching particles.

Don't let him know who the developer of this magic is! ! !
"No, Cat, I'm laughing so hard, hahahahahaha."

After another burst of laughter, Miss Witch reluctantly put away the 'weapon' in her hand.

"Meow!!"

Explain! !what is that! !

Seeing the kitten pretending to be angry and serious, Miss Witch took a few deep breaths, managed to calm herself down, and said to Maomao,
"I'm talking about cats, are magical cats also so afraid of Tangtangju?

Hahahahahahaha, is it really that smokey? "

...? ? ?
what does she say? ?

Sugar orange...?
Is it that small, sweet orange? !

Σ(⊙▽⊙"

He obviously liked food before?

"I always thought that you, a magical cat, who can eat chocolate and soup, is no longer a cat in the strict sense.

The result...hahahahahaha. "

As if laughing wildly, she thought of something again, Miss Witch suddenly leaned in front of Mao Mao, almost touching his nose,

"Should I buy you some more catnip? Or a cat teaser?"

"..."

In Miss Witch's mocking eyes, Mao Mao raised her hand without any hesitation and gave her a slap.

"Kitten, it's wrong for you to hit someone like this."

"And it won't hurt if you hit someone like this."

Saying that, Miss Witch faced Mao Mao's paws still stubbornly on her face,
"Also, you know, if you resist like this, your mother will be even more excited!!"

╰(*°▽°*)╯! !

"Meow hiahiahiahia, little kitten, go on, let mommy kiss you~~"

"Huh? You're still kicking your legs. Are you ready to kick me, kitten?"

"But~~~you are just a little kitten~~~~~"

"Come! Kiss me, mom!!!"

There is a kind of despair called being touched by a witch lady.

There is a kind of despair called, [Enemy] has been triggered.

There is a kind of despair called being insulted by the witch lady's mouth.

Although it is indeed a good thing if you think about it from another angle, but... his dignity as a cat that has not been neutered tells him that he cannot do this, and he has to stand up! !

……

During this period, Ms. Witch is going to wait two days for her score. If the score is No.1, she will start preparing her thesis report.

In addition to this, the more important thing is that tomorrow is the last day of the Gong Wenjing Age Arbitration Commission, and it is also the day when the verdict will be announced.

At Su Ya's invitation, Miss Witch will dress up and attend.

But to be honest, Miss Witch is somewhat uninterested.

At least that's what the witch lady said, and she put on an expression of lack of interest.

But at night, the cat didn't know why Miss Witch had insomnia.

According to Miss Witch's own explanation, it was because she went home and took a two-hour nap after taking a shower at noon.

Since Miss Witch explained it this way, the cat believed it.

Ok.

He believed it.

At least he believed it.

The cat made full use of Miss Witch's witch literature to mock the creator of the literature.

Naturally, the vindictive Maomao would not just let himself rejoice in his heart. He spent a lot of energy and went to the kitchen, wrote his words mocking Miss Witch into a note and stuffed it into her breakfast today.

only……

What he didn't expect was.

The witch lady just ate the note without any sense of violation.

Σ(⊙▽⊙"

No, no, no, no, no...?
In order to be perfectly hidden and easy to be found, he deliberately stuffed it into the lasagna?

During this breakfast, he ate very cautiously. If there was any slight disturbance, he would raise his eyes to look at Miss Witch, ready to run away if anything went wrong.

result……? !

Ah? ? ?
The cat disagreed with the result 1 times.

He even wanted to open Miss Witch's mouth and study her tongue and teeth.

Brother!That's a note. When you eat it, don't you feel anything at all? !
Just when Maomao was puzzled, Miss Witch had already finished today's breakfast, and then turned to Lin Du with a cautious face and said,

"Grandpa Lin."

"Miss, what do you say?"

"Today's lasagna... tastes a little strange, is it undercooked?

Or the quality of the dough is not good.

When I eat it, I always feel it tastes weird.

Of course, the meat sauce is still very delicious. "

"what……?!"

Hearing Miss Witch's rare negative comments, Lin Du was so surprised that he turned into an emoji.

"I will respond to the chef. Sorry, miss, you must tell me immediately next time you encounter this situation. There is no need to eat everything."

"It's okay, it won't affect the taste too much."

"..."

Looking at the two people talking, the cat seemed to realize that there was something wrong with his strategy.

First it’s lasagna.

Ok……

And then, here’s the Bolognese Lasagna.

The cat thought for a long time, and then used magic to sandwich the note in its own lasagna, and then heated it for a while.

"Aam am am am."

The sour and salty appetizing taste of the tomato meat sauce in your mouth matches well with the sweetness of the soft glutinous dough~
wonderful~
Being softened and confused by the meat sauce, if you don't know that there is a note inside, it is indeed... you can't taste the foreign body feeling of the note. At most, you can only feel that the lasagna is a bit stiff after a few bites.

Gan.

Miscalculated.

But after missing this perfect opportunity, the cat really couldn't find any chance to mock Miss Witch's duplicity.

(〃＞Dish＜)
why!
Why is everything going wrong for him lately?

What about his luck?
Or is this the innate genetic suppression of the brave man against the devil? !

　It’s not that there are no updates.

　　After the massage yesterday, I felt very tired and sleepy.

　　So, I chose to sleep.

　　Then, it’s Kavin.

　　cry

　　
　
(End of this chapter)