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Chapter 199 Dead water or bikini?

Chapter 199 Dead water or bikini?

There is such a classic line in "Forrest Gump".

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what the next box will be like."

Lu Huaiqiu realized this truth very deeply at this time.

For example, Lan Xiaorui's sudden attack gave him a taste of the sweetness.

The feeling of being wanted by beautiful sisters - without needles poking you!

But of course.

How can I say that Patriarch Lu is also a person who has seen strong winds and waves, so naturally he will not be flustered.

He is a great patriarch!

If you want me to leave, I will leave. Wouldn't I lose face?

Lu Huaiqiu quickly made up his mind and was about to reject Lan Xiaorui righteously...

bang!

Only a crisp sound was heard, exploding above Lan Xiaorui's head.

Lu Huaiqiu's body trembled and he looked up.

But I saw a big smokey bag on Lan Xiaorui's head...

——Tang Yusheng gave her a loud bang on her forehead.

Then Lu Huaiqiu watched Tang Yusheng pick up Lan Xiaorui like a son and throw her to the other side...

"It's okay, boss."

Tang Yusheng clapped his hands, and walked back with a smile, "I don't know who's undisciplined brat slipped out, so I reluctantly helped educate him."""

"..." Lu Huaiqiu.

Dad was indeed right.

Women are horrible creatures.

"What is the 'team' she mentioned just now?" Lu Huaiqiu asked.

"It's a literal alliance team."

Tang Yusheng said:
"You also know that hunters usually work as a team when performing hunting missions. A team is almost the smallest unit - of course, if you are strong enough, there is no problem in working as a team by yourself."

"Oh." Lu Huaiqiu said, "Then which team did you belong to?"

"I don't have a team." Tang Yusheng spread his hands helplessly, "I am the person who formed my own team just now."

"..." Lu Huaiqiu.

Fine.

Perhaps this is the world of the strong.

"Boss, it's time for us to go home and get ready." Tang Yusheng said, "According to the efficiency of the alliance, we will probably be leaving tomorrow night."

"Oh...ok." Lu Huaiqiu responded.

In fact, he was still a little confused now and didn't quite understand the situation.

After all, he doesn't have much contact with the Executive Directorate, and he doesn't quite understand the way these lunatics operate.

all in all……

Lu Huaiqiu and his party started preparations like this.

Tang Yusheng looked very happy. After the meeting, he actively took Lu Huaiqiu to the supermarket to buy items.

Xia Zhi was quite busy, so he left first without accompanying the two of them.

resignedly.

Lu Huaiqiu had no choice but to go to the department store with Tang Yusheng.

Although he was reluctant in his heart...

As a standard straight man, like every brother, he has a natural fear of shopping with women.

To this day, he still remembers the last time he went shopping with Tang Yusheng. Tang Yusheng picked out two lipsticks and asked him which color was more beautiful.

"Aren't they all the same?" the upright Patriarch Lu blurted out.

Then Tang Yusheng gave him a big look.

Things like this happened almost every time, until Tang Yusheng got used to it and simply simplified the question to: "Boss, do you think this is suitable for me?"

The witty Lu Huaiqiu already knew how to answer: "It's like tailor-made."

Then Tang Yusheng happily bought the thing, regardless of whether Lu Huaiqiu said it was true or false...

Ah!
Maybe this is a woman?

Recalling the previous scene, Lu Huaiqiu couldn't help expressing emotion.But this time, Lu Huaiqiu felt a little curious.

To carry out an infiltration mission, do you also have to come to a department store to buy equipment?
But after entering the mall, Tang Yusheng walked straight to the clothing area with her long legs...

wrong.

It's the beach gear section.

But her purpose seemed clear: the racks displaying swimwear.

Lu Huaiqiu: "?"

Could this woman be...

"What's the matter with that strange look in your eyes, boss?" Tang Yusheng narrowed his eyes and asked, "If you want to go to the beach, of course you have to buy a swimsuit!"

"...But aren't we going to perform a mission?" Lu Huaiqiu asked the question he was thinking about.

"So we also need a pair of beach flip-flops so we look more like normal, harmless tourists."

"..." Lu Huaiqiu.

It always felt like something was not quite right, but there was no way to refute it.

I don’t know why Tang Yusheng is so fascinated by the seaside.

As a native of the sea, Lu Huaiqiu has no novelty about the sea.

It's like when it snows, southerners look at the snow, and northerners look at southerners.

And compared to sea water, the owner of Xiaofei Zhailu would rather hold a big umbrella on the beach, and then sleep comfortably on a bamboo chair.

But since Tang Yusheng made such a strong request, there was nothing he could do.

Lu Huaiqiu wandered around the shelf area casually, and picked out a pair of pants that looked pleasing to the eye.

He is a very casual person, as long as the pattern is not ugly, there is no big requirement.

But Tang Yusheng has yet to make a good choice...

Lu Huaiqiu, who had long been accustomed to this, was about to sit down and start a qualifying match, but Tang Yusheng called him over.

"Boss!"

"Look!"

"Which one suits me better!?"

Tang Yusheng said excitedly.

Ok……

That's right.

It’s this familiar line again.

When Lu Huaiqiu was about to respond according to his usual routine...

Suddenly, he looked up and saw the swimsuits Tang Yusheng had chosen.

The first set is a relatively ordinary-looking one-piece swimsuit, somewhat similar to the dead-water style often worn in swimming classes on campus in Neon Country...

The second set is a girlish pink one, with a skirt-like bottom with many pleated skirts.

And the third set is amazing - a three-point bikini!

The only thing that can fix them to the body is a few ropes that are so thin that they are useless...

"..." Lu Huaiqiu suddenly pondered.

In just a moment, he put Tang Yusheng into the girl's dress-up game in his mind, and tried three completely different swimsuits on Tang Yusheng.

Then after thinking about the scene for a while——

Lu Huaiqiu's pupils suddenly trembled.

Oops!

It seems to be a feeling of heartbeat...

"Impossible!" "Why am I such a person!?"

Lu Huaiqiu strongly denied the fact that he was an LSP.

It was not the case before and it cannot be the case now! !
...

...

"waiter."

"Please pack these swimsuits together."

(End of this chapter)

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