my gilded age

Chapter 745

"I said, Lao Han, the Spring Festival Gala is handed over to Bai Shiqiu, how about it?"

"What's wrong? Are you worried, Old Tong?"

"It's not that I'm not worried, but this guy can always come up with some tricks for people. I'm afraid his tricks this time are too fancy and ordinary people can't accept them."

"You mean those old guys look uncomfortable?"

"You just understand."

Third Master and Director Tong were drinking together. In this winter, there is nothing better than drinking a little wine to warm up the body, let alone brushing the flesh. In Bai Shiqiu's words, it is useless.

But as the two of them drank and drank, the topic was always about the Spring Festival Gala.

It must be said that the Spring Festival Gala is owned by CCTV, but the bureau and CCTV are actually working from the same nostril. If you understand the geographical situation of Beijing, you will know that the two units can basically talk about it together.

Big pants?
That's true, but some places are the real core of power.

As for the China Film Group on Sanye's side, to be honest, it's a little further away, but when it comes to work, Director Tong is in charge.

This Spring Festival Gala is different, very different.

Feng Xiaogang is a well-known film director in China. Basically everyone knows him. Who has ever seen a former film director come to the Spring Festival Gala?

This time is definitely an innovation, a new attempt, but whether it can succeed, or whether it can make her old tree sprout new shoots on the already slightly outdated Spring Festival Gala, depends on this time.

The hopes are high, but so are the risks.

Feng Xiaogang's level is certain, and isn't that Bai Shiqiu's?
Although Bai Shiqiu has always been a film and television star, don't forget that when he was admitted to the Chinese Opera, he ranked first in all subjects, had stage skills, and could also sing and dance.

Feng Xiaogang is also an artist, so the two of them can't be too bad.

But still worried.

"Anyway, no matter how hard he puts it, aren't you the ones reviewing the program in the end? What are you afraid of?" The third master pointed out the key point.

That's right, the power of life and death actually still lies with the bureau and some leaders of CCTV.

Bai Shiqiu and Feng Xiaogang were part-time workers in this Spring Festival Gala.

There is another awesome thing about what San Ye said. Look, how awesome is your company? You can let a rich guy like Bai Shiqiu with a net worth of hundreds of billions work for you without spending any money. How fucking awesome. ah!

Bureau Tong naturally understood what he heard, but he could only smile bitterly, "I'm just afraid that he'll make trouble."

The third master nodded with a smile. As expected of a leader, he just thinks a lot.

So, what to do?
"I have no choice." The third master pushed two-five-six.

"You...you old man Han, haha..." Bureau Tong drank a drink with a wry smile.

What does this meal mean?

The wine is not for free. Bureau Tong wants Mr. Han to come out and help and make peace with Bai Shiqiu. Don't make any mistakes. We old arms and legs can't stand the torment.

But the third master is so smart. After drinking wine and eating meat, he doesn't care about things.

why?
Simple, Third Master is retreating.

He has reached his age and it is no good if he does not retreat. He is the one who is going to retire anyway, so why bother with Bai Shiqiu?
You know, where will you go after you retire?
ZHB Cinema seems to have prepared a place for him.

As a human, if you still have some energy, you should be more active.

Director Tong is at his wits end, so it depends on the review of the program.

By the way...it seems like it's just a show, and there are some problems.

That’s right, Qianqian’s sketch.

……

"Old Bai, is this okay?"

"Don't worry about it. Just focus on acting. I'll take care of the rest."

"Don't fool me."

"You're a southern girl, stop talking about Northeastern dialect."

"You damn ghost, haha..."

Qianqian was backstage, feeling a little nervous at this time, which was really strange. Ordinarily, for a movie queen like her, she was also an acting person with a background in stage plays. Although she didn't act much recently, she couldn't be said to be nervous.

But this time it was different. She felt uneasy if she didn't scold Lao Bai.

Why?

It's very simple. Our previous sketch requires rectification.

It is said that he was almost shot, but Lao Bai went out to talk with the leaders and talked for a long time, so he won such a chance to come again.

It is not easy. It is not easy to review the Spring Festival Gala skit. Moreover, Qianqian herself did not expect that Lao Bai would actually create such a skit.

Now, let's do it again. The key is that this damn guy Lao Bai won't come on stage.

Qianqian's one-man show?

No, no, how could it be?

What about someone else?
This person is none other than Lao Bai’s son, Bai Lang!

Could it be that this guy, Lao Bai, used his power to pave a road to fame for his son?
Is this after his old classmate Zhang Mo?
It's really not the case. Bai Lang really didn't have any performance in this skit. He just had a job.

I followed my mother on stage, and then, in front of a bunch of old men and young staff, I felt quite embarrassed and took off my pants, squatted down, and then. . .

"Ouch~ You kid, put it on the paper..." Qianqian appeared, and she did this. . .

When the child is about to grow up, she, as a mother, spreads paper on the floor.

What kind of operation is this?

What kind of sketch is this?

Is Bailang's large-scale drama such a contribution?

At this time, there are still some iconic things on the stage, such as so-and-so records, such as Kowloon, such as Dragon and Phoenix Tea House and other signs.

Yes, this is created, this is Hong Kong!

There are street signs next to it.

In other words, the performance just now was a child urinating and urinating on the streets of Hong Kong?

this. . .

But it seems okay, after all, there is paper on the floor, right?

"Mom! I can't help it!"

"Just this once, you have to be careful in the future."

Generally speaking, the conversations between the two girls are normal... well, it can't be abnormal, they are just two girls.

But, is this called a sketch?
Soon, things are coming!

"Ah! What's the matter?" A young man appeared, speaking broad-spectrum, and taking pictures with his mobile phone.

How is this going?

As long as you have been to Hong Kong, anyone who cares about Hong Kong news must have understood it.

These are some small incidents between dry ports.

To put it simply, when some mainland tourists arrive in Hong Kong, especially those with children, under certain special circumstances, they will do such things and urinate everywhere.

Actually, there is a reason for this.

"Hey! What are you taking pictures of? Did you make a mistake?"

"Did you make a mistake, sister! How could your child do this? Raise it up anywhere?!"

"He is still a child! How can a child endure like an adult?"

"Is it okay to say this? Does it mean that you can turn it on anywhere?"

By the way, children are different from adults. It is difficult for children to bear it, especially due to the specific circumstances in Hong Kong.

The place is really small and the toilet is really hard to find. Moreover, there are other reasons.

At this time, Qianqian and Bailang really gave a vivid interpretation of a mother and son who went to Hong Kong... It would be strange if the performance was not good.

Bai Lang may lack some acting experience, but after all, he is surrounded by his own mother. Moreover, the tiger father has no sons, and his biological mother is also very powerful. Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers... All kinds of idioms show that Bai Lang has a lot of tricks up his sleeve.

He doesn’t have many lines anyway.

Let's do a show here. After finishing the explanation, when he saw someone taking pictures of him, he would...

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Crying right away is pretty awesome.

By the way...of course it's impossible to really shit. This is a stage, so CCTV can be happy with it.

As for if it is really broadcast, then the problem of the child's penis...ahem...it's okay, the shooting angle, we can let Lang'er hide it, and then make a show, for example, use some trash can to block it .

And the important thing is shit.

"Ouch!" The young man in Hong Kong grabbed that piece of paper, that piece of paper. . .

"What's going on with you? Are you treating this as a treasure? Oops, are you still taking pictures? Works of art?" Qianqian was talking about Northeastern dialect at this time.

What he grabbed was paper, and now there was a yellow lump on it. This thing was snatched away by the young man as if it were a treasure, and then he couldn't take pictures. This look, combined with Qianqian's lines, was incredible.

"Pfft haha..."

There were many people reviewing in the audience, Bureau Tong was one of them, he couldn't help but laugh, let alone the others.

Even if you really don't smile, it will hurt someone else.

Language programs are meant to make people laugh.

This sketch is basically understood at this point, it is very clear.

The young man from Hong Kong publicized this matter, and it quickly attracted the attention of the Internet.

All kinds of comments, all kinds of passers-by.

These are also group performances.

Anyway, all kinds of weird things have happened, such as all the shit grabbing scenes before, this is simply awesome. . .

"A tragedy caused by a piece of shit!" The video is out!
Then this. . .

"Hahaha……"

The audience laughed.

In fact, there are similar incidents in reality, but when this incident is exaggerated, the effect... is both funny and thought-provoking.

But in fact, there are some small details here, such as those who were watching the show and those who commented, especially those who commented on this "tragedy caused by a piece of shit". There were several of them, They all speak with a very standard Taiwanese accent.

So, how to solve it in the end?
Is this going to continue?

Of course there is an inside story here.

If another policeman comes, of course we will mediate.

Qianqian said with a sad face: "How did we know that you are like this in Hong Kong? It's so difficult to go to the toilet. It's not that we didn't find the toilet, but borrowed it in the restaurant, but people said that we have to go to the toilet first. Just have a meal. Oh my god, what’s going on! We are solving the problem of export sales, and he insists on letting us deal with import purchases first. How can we deal with this?"

this. . .

puff haha...

Import and export are utilized in this way.

At this point, the real reason is revealed. It turns out that the toilets in Hong Kong are not that easy to use. For example, if you go to a shopping mall, you have to spend money in this mall. There are even toilets in some shopping malls that are marked with brands, that is, you must use this brand. Only after consumption can you use this 'room'.

Even Hong Kong locals complain a lot about this matter, as it is too capitalist.

So, is this enough?
"But they just don't obey the rules! Sir! Can't you see how dirty they are? Look carefully." The young man was so embarrassed that he handed the piece of paper to the Hong Kong police...

Sir's expression is gone.

Hurry up.

"You! I'm talking about you! Why are you taking random photos? You are invading other people's privacy. Where are you taking photos? Do you have that kind of quirk?"

The police are here to help.

"Sir!" The Hong Kong youth's arrogance has weakened a lot.

The policeman then said to the mother and son, "Actually, you can go to the police station. We will definitely let you use the toilet in the police station."

But when the mother and son heard this, they were both shocked. Qianqian said in fear: "Oh my God! I'm going to kill you! I have to eat a meal before I can borrow the restroom in the hotel. I'll go to your police station to borrow the restroom." Then why not stay overnight in the bureau first?"

this. . .

Hahaha... This makes sense and is very funny.

Well, this sketch is here, and the story is basically told. In the end, it is a family relationship between mainland and Hong Kong. We are all compatriots. The Hong Kong youth admitted their mistakes, and the mother and son also said that they did not do the right thing. Taiwan The accent is not much to say, this is harmonious and happy.

This is so embarrassing.

But there is no way, the sketch has to be like this, it has to be like this, it is really embarrassing, but it can only be like this, and it may not pass the review just like this!
But it must be said that this sketch still has some ideas, and the things it talks about are what is happening now and exist in reality.

Moreover, in terms of actors, in addition to mother and son, Qian Qian and Bai Lang, there are also extras, and Sir is also related to Hong Kong youth.

The young man is played by Wang Jiaer, and the policeman...Zha Zhahui.

They are all talented actors with good acting skills...and, with such a broad spectrum, they are really touching.

Now that the skit is over, how do the leaders feel?
Will it pass the review?
　Thank you all for your support!Thank you!
　　They had already evacuated everything in March and a half, and the negotiations were settled. South Korea was also very happy. However, the United States insisted on holding a military exercise. Let’s not say anything. Is anyone doing this?

　　I said about the black car, right, I said it before.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)