my gilded age

Chapter 773 Crush Hollywood super giants!What?Bai Yifan? "China has rap"?
"The Three-Body Problem" is the benchmark for "Star Wars: The Force Awakens". This movie has been released globally before and has won a historical box office. It has become a big hit in North America and has surpassed "Avatar".

Now, "The Three-Body Problem" has been released. In terms of box office, although there were many complaints, it still easily took in 2 million on the first day.

Another [-] million!
Many people are confused, why is this happening?

Aren’t a lot of people complaining?
Isn't this movie broken?

However, the box office is still like this, and many fans said this in random interviews.

"What we are complaining about is Baek Shi-qiu's shameful out-of-context behavior! The movie is still very enjoyable."

"That's right. Now I just want to see the bottom. Bai Shiqiu, where is your bottom?"

"There's no more down there! Humph!"

This arrogant little look is still a lot of fun for the young movie fans in our country.

In other words, the previous complaints did not have much impact on the box office, but because of these complaints, it attracted a lot of fans from passers-by.

Because "The Force Awakens" is a film from Hollywood, it only held some small activities on the Internet, some offline interviews, etc., and then the movie was released. It is basically the same as "The Three-Body Problem" It's just a front and back foot.

So, how much is the box office?

Soon, the data came out.

On the first day, it exceeded [-] million!
It must be said that breaking [-] million on the first day seems okay, but this is "The Force Awakens", which has surpassed "Avatar" in North America.

Basically, this movie is already scheduled to be the box office champion that year, but now, in China, it is only over [-] million.

It's so...a slap in the face!

Many netizens are very talented. Someone found a picture. Before the release, Mr. Xiang from Hong Kong predicted the box office of Star Wars. Conservatively speaking, mainland China will take 25 billion box office.

In this case, it only exceeded 25 million on the first day. If it is [-] billion, is it too nonsense?

In this way, the tall building is very interesting.

"Come out, sir! Let's cut my penis now!"

"What's cutting? It's chopped!"

"Yes! Chop! Chop! Chop!"

"Damn it, you think this is fish head with chopped pepper!"

I couldn't be happier. Netizens came to my door and wanted to watch the live broadcast of chop JJ!

It must be said that these days, the level of audiences and movie fans is really improving. Although many people are always catering to them, what really caters to movie fans are actually some unscrupulous film review and marketing accounts. They are Pick what movie fans like.

But even so, the level of growth is necessary and cannot be stopped. And now, with this result, anyone who is interested in voting will know that "The Force Awakens" is expected to be inferior.

Victory or defeat?

"No! Absolutely not! I am here to tell you that this is all because of the tricks this guy Bai Shiqiu used! He must have greatly improved the film schedule of "The Three-Body Problem"!"

The Hollywood disciple finally showed up. To be honest, he felt very embarrassed now, but he had to keep pretending, otherwise what would he do?Is it really necessary to chop JJ?
As one of the founders of North American Box Office, I really don’t want to lose this ID.

But JJ doesn’t want to lose it even more!

This requires grasping with both hands, and both hands must be strong.

But in fact, this Hollywood disciple can't do anything at all. This is really...

I feel like crying.

All we can do is pray and hope for a miracle.

So, did a miracle happen next?
Sometimes, strangely enough, this disciple saw some hope...

"Bai Shiqiu is too much! Is this how my damimi received the lunch box?"

"That's right! Also, where is Yui's wife?"

"But I must say that Aiya's role as Zhuang Yan is definitely a stroke of genius!"

"I'm slated to play the role of Bai Rong. This is simply... too much of a one-on-one role!"

Originally "The Three-Body Problem" was a science fiction movie, which was necessary, but after two days of release, many fans watched it, and even their complaints changed and began to complain about the female star characters in it.

Most of them are complaining about their own idol stars!

This is interesting. This guy, the Hollywood Disciple, started to fan the flames everywhere and pretend to be a fan of various companies.

But the result...

In its first week at the box office, "The Three-Body Problem" made 2 million, while "The Force Awakens" only had less than 4 million.

Why is this so?

How did that happen?

Many movie fans left messages like this.

"It would be great to be able to star in such a blockbuster film."

"Suddenly I discovered that Sister Baozi's acting skills were pretty good when she and Baek Shi Qiu were together."

"Acridine. If I were with Lao Bai, it would be a good place to end up."

"My wife, Yui, will never have anything to do with Bai Shiqiu, it's very good!"

This. . .

Those Hollywood disciples are so angry that they are vomiting blood.

As for the situation in the first week, anyone who has studied the box office can understand that "Three-Body 2" has already won.

Where did "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" fail?

Many fans actually gave their answers.

"Why is a black man the protagonist?"

"This kind of political correctness is disgusting! If the United States does this, I won't watch Hollywood movies anymore!"

"Have you heard? Lucas said that this movie actually has nothing to do with him. It was mainly made by Disney."

"real or fake?"

"He told reporters himself."

The messages one after another have reached the key point, and many netizens have also said so.

Star Wars is just a sentimental thing now, but we Chinese people really don’t have much sentimentality. Not many people had seen this movie back then.

This is really true.

Furthermore, what could it be?

"The Three-Body Problem" is hard science fiction!
Star Wars is nothing short of a space opera.

This is a statement from many science fiction fans, and it is quite accurate.

The meaning of space opera is very simple, it is to put the stories that happen on the earth into the background of space, and that's it.Therefore, "Legend of the Galactic Heroes", a classic science fiction anime, made that mistake in the battle in the first episode. The three-dimensional war was turned into a two-dimensional one. Despite this, a lot of people still call it a classic.

"The Three-Body Problem" is really different. It has a very strong core and is very hard. Even when reading, people who like a relaxed and happy reading experience will not be able to read it.

At this point, many reasons have been found, but in any case, our Chinese science fiction film is currently crushing the Hollywood super blockbuster "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" in our own Chinese film market. The state of!

But the creator of all this, Bai Shiqiu, has never shown himself.

Fans have also seen the clues, what is this guy doing?

He's doing it. . .

In Canada, in a villa in a small place, something weird is happening right now.

"Feng Ru! Come back with me!"

"Bai Shiqiu! Why do you think so! Who are you to me?"

"Stop making trouble, okay? You know I can't give you that certificate, but I really think you are my wife from the bottom of my heart." "Get out!"

"you……"

"Bai Shiqiu, let me tell you! I want a marriage certificate, nothing else!"

Stiffened, Bai Shiqiu went deep into Canada to find Feng Ru and her son to go home, but Feng Ru was so angry that she didn't know what to do.

Originally, Bai Shiqiu had taken advantage of him. The surprise attack he launched left Feng Ru at a loss. When she was broken into, she was stunned.However, after Feng Ru calmed down, she quickly put forward her conditions.

Marriage certificate!
This is the status of the main palace.

But the key point is that everyone agreed before that they would not get married, as long as they were together, this was the key to maintaining the entire harem.

If it breaks, then it's over.

Feng Ru definitely did this on purpose, just to create a problem for Bai Shiqiu.

Does Bai Shiqiu have any tricks?

This villa, it is said to be a villa, but in fact it is not big, it is just an ordinary two-story building. If in normal times, there is no guy like Mr. Ming, then Bai Shiqiu will definitely have the means... sleeping clothes!
Yes, we men were so scared that we slept with Feng Ru and went back directly.

But, what a fucking mess.

Mr. Ming is staying here and won't leave.

The reason is also simple. This small place in Canada is nothing short of shit, and there are few people. There is no good place to stay in the vicinity.

Could it be that Mr. Ming, who is so arrogant and expensive, is allowed to sleep in a Dodge pickup truck in such a cold weather?
Bai Shiqiu couldn't do such a thing.

Moreover, Mr. Ming has an inexplicable curiosity about Bai Shiqiu's love life...referred to as gossip.

That's it!

However, Bai Shiqiu still has a way.

"Feng Ru, you're not leaving, are you? I'll take our son away!"

"Haha... Bai Shiqiu, do you want to play rough? Let me tell you, this is Canada. The police here don't care about anything else. They are very negligent even when it comes to killing people. But domestic violence, especially this kind of violence against children, Things, haha... they are very active."

Feng Ru is right. I don’t know how. Anyway, North America has this problem. If someone kills someone there, oh, it’s not a big deal.But if that family treats their children, it will be a disaster.

Social welfare agencies will also come out to take away the children. . .

However, Bai Shiqiu smiled, "Just wait, my son will come with me voluntarily!"

"You..." Feng Ru felt a little panicked when she heard this, but she immediately calmed down, "Go ahead and try, don't say I won't give you a chance! Bai Shiqiu, I'm not a woman you can fool!"

Well, let's wait and see.

Therefore, Bai Shiqiu's action of catching his wife turned into cheating on his son.

Talk to your son, that's no problem, Ming Shao is very curious, so let's come together.

"Son, you..."

"Dad! Haha... can't you handle my mother?"

"Don't call me daddy!" Bai Shiqiu still had lingering fears about that RAP.

"Haha..." Mr. Ming laughed.

"Okay, Mr. Bai, you want to bribe me, and let me convince my mother? Oh, hehe..." This little guy. . .

Bai Shiqiu's temper was about to rise. This child is too naughty, but at this time, he still had to say something nice, "Son, tell me, dad can buy you whatever you want."

When the little guy heard this, he became excited and said, "Dad, I want a Tesla!"

Before Bai Shiqiu could say anything about this request, Master Ming supported him.

"I said, nephew, are you stupid, Tesla? Let me tell you, that car is terrible. Don't say it's hard for you to drive an electric car in such a cold place in Canada, just say it's easy to drive, but that Have you ever seen anything like this car? Just the interior, the level of assembly, my God."

"Oh, Uncle Ming, do you have a Tesla?"

"Of course! That car is definitely my nightmare! It's worth a million dollars. Oh, by the way, this is what RMB says. But it's almost the same, but do you know what you can buy at the same price? You can buy a Mercedes-Benz S-Class, you Why would you want a Tesla when you can just pick a sports car and drive it? Do you know what the interior of the S-class is? Does Tesla know? They even give you a big plastic shell! Not long after you drive it, it’s all Abnormal noise! ​​Listen to me, don’t buy it, ask your dad to give you a Ferrari, he’s rich!”

Mr. Ming's words are still very powerful, and they are not false.

There is simply nothing to say about Tesla. As for complaints in the United States, there are countless car owners who have complained about the quality of this car. There is even an accident where the car flew away while driving with the windshield open.

It's just like an American car, the equipment level is too poor, and the price is one million, which is simply not worth the money.

As for why he wants a son, Bai Shiqiu knows it. It should be because of COOL.

Just be cool.

This thing is new, just like an Apple phone.

Then, the car will be...

"Dad? Sports car?"

"I'll drive your Porsche."

"I want a Ferrari!"

"Okay, Ferrari, let's buy a Californian first, okay?"

"Thank you dad!"

This. . .

My son's strategy plan went very smoothly.

But Feng Ru came to make trouble at this time, "What are you doing! He is only in high school! Ferrari? No!"

My son is very sad because the Ferrari he received is gone.

then what should we do?

"Dad! I want to be famous!"

"You want to be a star?"

"Yes!"

"Okay! You are ambitious! I will definitely support your dad! And..."

Mr. Ming interrupted again at this time, "Your father has a lot of resources!"

"Great!" The boy was happy and said, "Dad, you didn't know, right? I changed my name."

"Ah?" Bai Shiqiu was stunned, but found that Feng Ru's face turned red, turned around and ran away.

What is she running for?

But I heard this kid say: "Me, now I change my name to Bai Yifan, how about it? This name feels good, it can make people popular! Moreover, his singing level, wow, is it so ugly? Follow me Can’t compare to yoo~ Can’t even compare to me~”

This time Bai Yifan started another freestyle session.

Bai Shiqiu couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry, and finally had to say: "Son, how about this, dad gives you a show called "China Has Rap"?"

this. . .

"Dad! You are so good! For my music dream, I will go with you."

In this way, the strategy was successful, but Mr. Ming was next to him. . .

"Stop fucking holding it in and laugh."

"Old Bai, your son...Pfft hahaha..."

Mr. Ming is not at a loss this time, he is really not at a loss. . .

　thanks for your support!Thank you!
　　To be honest, the ZTE incident really hurt Black Car's face, but I really didn't expect it to be such a result, and actually... I don't know what to say.

　　Forget it, let’s just write a book.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)