my gilded age

Chapter 775 Chopped?We must drain Bai Shiqiu's bad water!

Chapter 775 Chopped?We must drain Bai Shiqiu's bad water!

domestic. . .

"Breaking hot! The box office of "The Three-Body Problem" exceeded 2 billion!"

"It completely crushes "Star Wars". What kind of movie is this?"

"At present, it seems that "The Three-Body Problem" is very likely to break through the 2 billion box office myth of the first part of the series again!"

"We dominate the country at home, but when we go abroad, the thunder is loud and the rain is small!"

As time goes by, it is becoming more and more obvious that "The Three-Body Problem" is crushing "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" at the box office.

Before, the hard-talking Hollywood protégés had nothing to do with it!
"Don't you want to see me chop my penis?"

"Yes!"

"You said it, hurry up!"

"We want to see! We want to see!"

As soon as this guy shows up, he is like a street rat. He is really unlucky. Why did he even think about making a comeback in the first place?

Hey~
This young Hollywood protégé is actually really depressed. Taken together, "The Force Awakens" is really awesome abroad. "Avatar" was instantly killed in North America, and it was also wiped out globally. one.

totally unexpected!
It won’t work in China, it won’t work, damn it!
Aren’t there a lot of people who admire foreign things?
Especially those movie fans who say they only watch Hollywood movies all day long, and Chinese movies are all rubbish. Aren’t there many such people?
Why do you need to contribute to the box office when... people?
The Hollywood Disciple is now extremely depressed. He really didn't expect that he would be in such a trap.

How to do?
Die hard in the end?

No, there is a way!
When a new day comes, and the box office of "The Three-Body Problem" is higher than that of "The Force Awakens", the Hollywood disciple, as the founder of Meipiao Bar, turns out that he has done such a thing.

"Don't you want to see me chop my dick? I'll chop it for you right now!"

what?
"Wow! That's great!"

"That's enough of a man! Brother, even if you don't have a penis in the future, I will definitely help you spread the word everywhere that you are a man without a penis, pure and simple!"

"Is this...upstairs too much?"

"Hahaha...it's so funny, I want to watch the live broadcast."

Live broadcasting is really just... of course there is no way to live broadcast. A certain bar does not have this function, so just make short videos. As a result. . .

"I chopped it!"

Was it really chopped?
In the video, a screaming chicken with a yellow and red crown appeared, and then a kitchen knife actually chopped it off. The screaming chicken let out a harsh and unwilling scream, which was probably its last scream. He screamed, his body and head were in a different place!

This chop. . .

"Grass mud horse!"

"Go away, you are paralyzed!"

“I will report you if I see your posts next time!”

"What the hell you didn't grow up with!"

What a tall building, there was a lot of criticism, and netizens were furious!

It stinks. What the Hollywood disciples did really stinked themselves. Even many veterans couldn’t stand it anymore and directly said that they would ban this ID indefinitely.

It's so embarrassing... The so-called unlimited ban means repeated bans, but manual operation shows the depth of hatred.

So, what is the effect?

"Let's go see our own Chinese science fiction!"

"That's right! Lao Bai is not bad, at least he is reliable in filming!"

"Fuck Star Wars! I'll go watch The Three-Body Problem!"

"We should praise "The Three-Body Problem" as our own Chinese Star Wars!"

"Brother, this doesn't seem to need praise. The status of "Three-Body Problem" in China is like that of "Star Wars" in the United States."

A reverse effect has occurred. Most of the angry netizens are saying that they want to support the box office of "The Three-Body Problem".

So for this matter, how many people can actually go?
Not to mention, I saw a lot of people posting their ticket stubs the next day, and I really went to support it.

Why is this so?
In fact, it's simple. On the one hand, if you are angry on the Internet, or this time it is quite funny, then just do it as you say. Isn't it just to watch a movie?
On the other hand, this is it, isn’t it just watching a movie?

In fact, this sentence explains why our Chinese film market is so booming now.

It's very simple. It's just that there's no big difficulty in watching a movie. It doesn't matter. Movie tickets are cheap.

Isn’t it just three to forty yuan?
Of course, those special theaters are still more expensive, but most of them are at this price, and don’t forget to buy in groups.

For food, drink and entertainment, the current national average price is actually around 20.

20 yuan, just a meal.

As our incomes have increased, we Chinese don’t care too much about movie tickets.

Don’t underestimate this problem. You know, when Bai Shiqiu was in high school, the most popular movie was "Titanic". For this movie, Bai Shiqiu didn’t know any other place, just the theater near his high school. , 80 a ticket!

Back then, he originally wanted to take Feng Ru to see it, but he was short of money... In fact, Bai Shiqiu admitted that Feng Ru was his goddess back then, and he was just a bastard.

Now the situation has reversed, and a movie ticket is really not expensive anymore.

In 98, 80 yuan was enough for Bai Shiqiu to eat 20 lunch boxes at school. The lunch boxes at his school were more expensive, and other places had 2 yuan a meal, and it became even cheaper in college... Needless to say, this , you can see the changes.

Nowadays, watching movies is not a big deal, but using it to vent your anger, or to anger that Hollywood protégé, makes netizens happy and supports domestic science fiction movies. How great.

Unexpectedly, this matter was seen by a certain person, so what should I do?
Could it be that the hot spot that was finally rectified was just extinguished?
So, a wave of small text pushes started to make this matter a little bigger.

In this way, a benefit comes out, which is the benefit of dialogue with Bai Shiqiu and this "The Three-Body Problem".

"The box office of "The Three-Body Problem" is strong again!"

"How is that possible? Not only did it crush American blockbusters, but it even declined in reverse!"

"It's not normal, it's so abnormal. Is Bai Shiqiu raking in the box office?!" Suddenly, all kinds of nonsense came out, and the box office of "The Three-Body Problem" continued to rise.

To be honest, Bai Shiqiu didn't expect this result at first. . .

"Old Bai, tell me, what should we do now?"

"Yeah, you took your sister back and then didn't care about anything. You're going too far."

In Dongshan Villa, Bai Shiqiu was being attacked by his wife Qianqian and his wife Aiya.

By the way, after returning from Canada, the situation in the harem... ahem...

Bai Shiqiu is pampering Xiaoru first anyway. After all, she is not young, not at all... No, it's been a long time since we have seen each other, and there is always a lot to say, right?
Human nature.

As for this matter, Qianqian and Aiya both knew that it was not the first day that Bai Shiqiu came to Feng Ru, and now she was just talking to refute him.

Bai Shiqiu was embarrassed, but, "Isn't this matter difficult to handle? Isn't this a good thing?"

Yes, this is a good thing, he is not stupid.

But Qianqian said it well, "It's a good thing, yes, the box office was an unexpected hit, but how do you explain it to the fans?"

"That's right, Brother Bai, are you just going to let the movie fans continue to wait?" This little expression was made from acridine.

Bai Shiqiu really wants to remind you, you are Zhuang Yan, the perfect lover, but he can't say this right now, but he still has a way.

"That...just go earlier."

What's earlier?
"I'm not a stingy person. Let's all come together and fix this damn guy!" Feng Ru came, and he also brought Yuanyuan with him. This is. . .

Ru, Yuan, Qian, Acridine, the four beauties, are you going to give Lao Bai a makeover?

that. . .

"Come on! Who is afraid of whom?" At this time, you must not be cowardly.

Do you still need to ask next?

Dongshan Villa has become a sea of ​​joy again, and Bai Shiqiu is like a white stripe in the waves.

……

Actually, Bai Shiqiu did not have high expectations for the box office of "The Three-Body Problem".

It’s not that I don’t have confidence in myself, but that the story of this movie does have problems with fragmentation, but that’s all it can do. Who made that guy Liu write it so complicatedly and write so many theories and so on.

It is impossible to completely shoot the novel "Three-Body 2" in two hours, and it is impossible for anyone to come.

Therefore, the box office performance is just average.

But this is wrong. Why does Bai Shiqiu have such confidence to challenge "The Force Awakens"?

It's even simpler, he knows that the movie "The Force Awakens" is not adapted to the local environment!

The "Star Wars" movie series was produced in 1977. When it was first released, no one actually thought that this movie could make money, because it was really a low-cost production, and it was basically made by Lucas alone. Yes, of course, he also has a small team of his own, but it really doesn't have much fame.

As a result, it became a hit when it was released, and it exploded.

At that time, no one could have imagined that movies could still be made like this, that there would still be such imagination, and that there would be such wars in space in the future.

Of course, there are some flaws, such as combat in space and sound.

But now?

The film "The Force Awakens" has completely changed its taste.

This new movie has almost nothing to do with the original plot. It has nothing to do with it. Of course, it needs to be restarted, but if it can be restarted, just restart it. . .

What is the purpose of having a black man as the protagonist?
It's not discrimination, it's just too blunt.

The characteristic of the films produced by Disney is that they must conform to the mainstream values ​​of the United States. The United States is like this now. Black people must be supported. They cannot say anything bad about black people, and they cannot even say good things. Otherwise, it will not work.This is about unity, racial unity.

It’s interesting. We in China also emphasize the great unity of all ethnic groups. In the United States, all races need to be united, but... it’s okay to discriminate against Asians. It seems to be the right thing to do.

This movie really has problems in this regard, and many people even complained about it in the United States.

Besides, it’s just feelings.

We Chinese people really don’t have much affection for the Star Wars series, and the prequels of the Star Wars series didn’t do very well at the box office when they were released here.

So, Bai Shiqiu still doesn’t understand?

Yes, in fact, he wants Zhang Xiaobei to come out and talk loudly. This is all a counter-operation... to take advantage of the popularity of Star Wars.

It can also be regarded as a means of creating hot spots.

In this way, I only need to do some work on the first day of filming. Once we have a situation where "The Three-Body Problem" instantly beats "Star Wars", how will it develop later?
Of course, when Bai Shiqiu told his thoughts to his wives, they all agreed. . .

Bai Shiqiu is full of evil!

In line with the central idea that bad water should not escape outsiders' fields, squeeze him dry!
this. . .

Bai Shiqiu really has a way, and he will really give back to the fans.

Soon, Red Star issued a draft.

"The Three-Body Problem will be released this summer!"

This is what is called not keeping movie fans waiting.

but……

Wouldn’t it also take a few months to wait? !
Therefore, Bai Shiqiu, you out-of-context dog, became a hot topic on the Internet. . .

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