my gilded age

Chapter 795 "Three Body" Sword Holder!

Chapter 795 "Three Body" Sword Holder!

Johnny Depp, because he has to promote movies, "Murder on the Orient Express" and his first Chinese movie "The Man with the Sword", of course he has to come to China.

But right now, he was in a strange mood.

"Johnny is finished too! What the hell are you acting!"

"One thing to say, I'm fine with Depp, it's mainly the director's fault!"

"To be honest, Depp is really old, and he is very fierce in the movie."

"Nonsense! That character is the victim, but he is actually a bad guy! You haven't seen the movie, so don't make blind comments!"

Of course Depp doesn't speak English, but he can use translation software. When he saw the comments from many fans on the Chinese Internet, he felt in his heart... The fans are so enthusiastic, but why don't you come to watch the movie?
It's weird, just weird.

Driven by this strange mood, Depp wanted to watch a movie called "The Three-Body Problem: The Man with the Sword", well, it was the one he made.

Why should you watch this?
First of all, although Depp only made a cameo in "Murder on the Orient Express", I don't know who, I really don't know who, made him the protagonist. Some promotions even mentioned him as the male protagonist.

Fuck!

Have you ever seen a male protagonist who was fucked to death shortly after his appearance?

This reminded Depp of chatting with a Chinese actor with a big head on the set of "The Three-Body Problem". The two of them actually had an awkward conversation, but the actor mentioned... the sex scenes. The whole movie was mostly sex scenes. .

The same is true for Depp in "Eastern Express". His character was killed in a train compartment, that is, on his own bed. He also acted in most of the sex scenes.

The two almost hugged each other. Lei Datou thought Depp was a very affectionate guy.

Now, the box office is failing, and Depp is having a hard time with him!

What about next?
This is very interesting, because one word, fierce!
So fierce, so fierce, really not good breasts, but fierce. Depp also played a fierce, even super fierce character in "The Three-Body Problem".

Thomas Wade.

In fact, Depp has always played characters with a sense of stupidity, or in other words, most of them are relatively rare, or maybe he looks weird, such as in "Edward Scissorhands", but in fact he is a cute guy,
Most of his roles are like this, but this time, he actually played two fierce roles.

The box office of "East Express" is still hanging up, what about "Three-Body Problem"?

You know, for an actor, although he is filming and reading the script, under normal circumstances, the actor does not know what the movie he is filming is like. This is an internationally accepted rule, especially in Hollywood. In this way, only at a movie screening or premiere can you have the opportunity to see your work.

From this point of view, the actors are really miserable, but there is no way. Even the director does not know what the final work will look like, because in Hollywood, editing power is very powerful, and many small directors do not have their own works at all. Editing rights.

This is why many films will later be released with a director's cut.

Taking these factors together, Depp is so curious about his own work, "The Three-Body Problem"!
How to do?
Let's take a look secretly. It is said that the public security here in China is pretty good, so there shouldn't be any big problems.

put on makeup.

……

……

The expectations for "The Three-Body Problem: The Man with the Sword" are really high this time, and with Depp joining the cast, it's even more powerful.

Lu Fu, as a professional film critic, he also prepared early for the early morning show!

For the premiere, it’s still the same. It’s hard to get tickets, but it’s okay for an early morning show.

When Lu Fu took his seat, he found that beside him was a well-dressed guy.

"that……"

"nono..."

"Foreigners?"

"I-DO-NOT-KNOW..."

Lu Fu was a little curious, but since he didn't want to say anything, forget it.

Just watch a movie.

……

Depp regretted a little. He should have brought his assistant with him, but his assistant was a big mouth, and that guy might leak his whereabouts.

According to Depp's thinking, if his identity is leaked, shouldn't Chinese fans surround him and cause traffic jams?

That's fine. I'm not the kind of person who interferes with public order.

In fact, Depp is overthinking things. Nowadays, we Chinese generally don’t do this kind of thing.

However, let's watch the movie and hope that the guy next to me doesn't notice anything.

The people on the side must be my fans.

Unexpectedly, neither Depp nor Lu Fu could have imagined it. . .

This is where "Three Body Sword Holder" begins.

In fact, before Lu Fu watched the movie, he had a question, that is, how should this "Three-Body Problem" movie be made?

This question seems silly, but as long as you have read the original novel, you can understand why you think about it this way.

This is because the novel "Three-Body: The Immortality of Death" is divided into six parts, and the plots of nearly two of the previous parts are basically explaining some details in "Three-Body: Dark Forest".

It can be regarded as a supplement, or simply called annotation.

Anyone who reads the book knows what the annotations mean.

However, the previous plot is indispensable, because the main characters are all set beforehand, such as Cheng Xin and Yun Tianming.

Yun Tianming appeared at the beginning. He was seriously ill and loved Cheng Xin in his heart. He even gave Cheng Xin a star with a planet on it, but unexpectedly, Cheng Xin actually recommended him to join the ladder plan.

Ladder plan, this is really important.

How to shoot it?

What Lu Fu didn't expect was that Bai Shiqiu would handle it this way.

At the beginning, Bai Shiqiu appeared. By the way, he was Luo Ji, and his face looked a bit old and logical.

"Sword Bearer Luo Ji!"

"I'm!"

"Let's discuss your crime now!"

"What crime am I guilty of?"

"About that spell!"

"What's wrong with that spell?"

"That spell destroyed a solar system-like galaxy! A star disappeared! Is there any civilization in that galaxy? We can't be sure, but there is a possibility that civilization exists. This is..."

At the beginning, the camera slowly pulled up, and Luo Ji was in a huge space. This space seemed to make Luo Ji suspended there, and there were stars all around, as if he was in the universe.

Luo Ji was not alone. This did not mean stars, but people.

Seven people, of various races, both male and female. They have a very strange characteristic, that is, men are similar to women.Interestingly, what he did to Luo Ji was like interrogation!

And the crime between words is simply unbelievable.

In the previous movie, didn't Luo Ji save humanity?

However, the original party understands that this is a change in human beings.

Our human civilization is really interesting. After Luo Ji saved everyone, he used the laws of the dark forest to intimidate the Trisolarans, forcing the Trisolaran fleet to change course, and then obtained many Trisolaran technology. Movie The huge object that appears at the end is actually an antenna, which was built with the help of the Trisolarans. It can send telegrams to the entire universe and tell unknown civilizations that there are people on our earth and the coordinates of the Trisolarans.

To put it simply, this is a method of intimidation of dying together. That is to say, we humans cannot defeat your Trisolaran civilization, and that’s okay. We humans can die with you. Are you afraid?
The Trisolarans are afraid, and their reason is very simple. After all, the current situation is still possible. Why do they want to commit suicide?
Thus, a deterrence system was established, and the person who controlled this deterrence button was Luo Ji, the sword holder.

However, after the evolution of time, humans have more ideas.

Some people think that Luo Ji is too weak and that he wants too little from the Trisolaran World!

We should ask for more. We should even ask all the Trisolarans to dehydrate and turn them into pieces of Trisolaran paper. Then we can collect them and take care of them. That would be good.

the idea. . .

Others just felt that Luo Ji had too much power, and that his power had reached the level of a super dictator.

You know, humans and Trisolaris are two civilizations, but two huge, powerful problems that have been developed for many, many years are actually controlled by one person.

It was like two strong men having their balls held by a child with one hand. The child's hands were very strong, and they popped when he squeezed them.

In other words, Luo Ji actually became a dictator, and two dictators that had never appeared in the history of civilization.

This involves an issue of power. Just as Luo Ji is so powerful and controls the life and death of two civilizations, if Luo Ji one day says that he wants someone to die, what will other people do? ?
I must let that person die. Is it even necessary to think about it?
But, can this power still be described?

To put it simply, Luo Ji could easily kill half of the people in both civilizations.

Because there will still be a majority left, more than half of the people will think that those people should just die.

But...what about continuing?

One half count, another half count... and so on, what is the final result?
It sounds incredible, but it is actually very possible. Who knows if Luo Ji will go crazy one day.

In essence, this is why humans hate, reject, hate, and... fear dictators.

Not only the Three-Body Problem, but humans are also afraid of Luo Ji.

In addition, there are some people who are simply holy mothers. They are thinking about whether there are living things and civilization in the small galaxy that was destroyed by Luo Ji's spell before.
We don’t know, and neither does the Three-Body Problem, but it’s definitely a possibility!
Luo Ji, Luo Ji, you have probably destroyed a civilization. So, if this possibility is true, who are you, Luo Ji?

You are the most terrifying murderer in human history and in the history of Trisolaris!

What will happen when the views of these three groups of people are combined?
Human beings are afraid of Luo Ji. They are so afraid that they will try every means to deprive Luo Ji of his identity as the sword holder.

The contents in the book are really too complicated, and now, the conversations between the seven people and Luo Ji have revealed these changes to some extent.

but. . .

There is no good solution.

Just like how Luo Ji behaves in current movies.

"You idiots."

With just these words, Luo Ji turned around and left.

this. . .

"Hahaha……"

No, I really can’t. This is too funny, and it’s really enjoyable.

Yes, you idiots, I saved you, but you people will interrogate me like this.

The key is that these people have no actual control over Luo Ji.

You know, in fact, Luo Ji is the one with the most power. He holds the balls of the two major civilizations. In other words, this kind of interrogation is completely nonsense.

However, humans are like this sometimes and will do such things.

So, what to do?
"Luo Ji! You will die one day! What will you do then?"

"That's right! You also know the identity of your sword holder, but we have to do this."

"At least we can find your replacement."

The momentum of the seven people was very weak, but Luo Ji also stopped.

That's right, there is no other way. Luo Ji is also a human being and he will die. So, finding his successor, the next generation of sword bearer, is a necessary procedure.

"of course can."

After saying that, the footsteps continued again, leaving the seven people behind.

This seems helpless and embarrassing, but it must be so.

"Great!"

"We've had great success!"

"You can tell all the people on earth this good news!"

"The Trisolarans should also be told, right? They also have the right to know!"

This. . .

Damn, it smells like the Virgin Mary.

But yes, the original author will gaochao, because this is the taste!

After Luo Ji held the sword for ten years, human beings were simply transformed into saints... However, everyone knew that this was actually very normal, and that was how it should be.

However, who are the successors?

"Cheng Xin, this is someone with a very high overall deterrence..."

"Thomas Vader, judged by the supercomputer, his deterrence is too high..."

Here comes the two most important successors. In fact, of course there will be others, but the original party knows that they are the most important.

So……

No one expected that when the plot of the successor was about to come, Cheng Xin had just appeared, that is, Qian Qian, who was so beautiful that she wore a white dress from the future that looked like a fairy.

What she faced was a pistol.

"Cheng Xin, I'm sorry. I don't have any ill intentions towards you, but I have to kill you because it is only right if I become the sword holder. Moreover, I know you will definitely win, so please go Die."

bang bang...

There was a gunshot, and then there was the cold face of Thomas Vader... no, it was Depp's face.

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