my gilded age

Chapter 813 Living together in time and space?What kind of cohabitation is this?Take away a super big joke!
""Cohabitation in Time and Space" confronts "Women's Federation III" head-on!?"

"Isn't this too ridiculous? How could it be possible?"

"Did Bai Shiqiu take the wrong medicine? It also destroyed our family?"

"Get out of here! I'm telling you, don't take advantage of your fucking teacher. Anyone who has ever called me my wife will support my movie!"

"I feel very unwilling. Is this bastard Bai Shiqiu and Aiya..."

"Impossible! Absolutely not! Didn't people already say it, staff dormitories and bonus villas!"

"However, Bai Shiqiu still said he loved her later..."

"Shit! Aren't we also screaming at the same time!?"

With the arrival of the Lunar New Year season, the smell of gunfire is getting stronger and stronger. "Cohabitation in Time and Space" and "Women's Federation [-]" are actually released on the same schedule. Moreover, there are rumors that Bai Shiqiu has a great diss with "Women's Federation [-]".

Well, this is not a rumor at all. It was something that was posted by some individuals from Marvel China during the Marvel Ten Years event.

Their event was so bad that many fans complained about it, so they had no choice but to reveal part of what Baek Shi Qiu said at the movie screening.

It's a big loss.

In this way, the two movies are even more tit-for-tat.

This situation makes one person a little worried. She is Su Lun, the director of "Cohabitation in Time and Space".

Su Lun was originally chosen by Xu Zheng, and this book was also written by Su Lun. However, later because of Bai Shiqiu, this guy... changed it, changed it!

Too much.

Su Lun, the female director, felt that her rights had been violated, so she always told Bai Shiqiu... This bastard is definitely a scumbag!

After the previous revelation came out, Su Lun immediately confirmed that Bai Shiqiu, if nothing else, was at least related to Aiya, that kind of relationship, and then... not long ago, he and Sister Xiao Taohong were also flirting with each other!
Brother Xu Zheng, does he have food and shelter?
When Su Lun was on the set, he was so curious that he even got distracted while filming.

Now, the movie is released, and Bai Shiqiu is going to provoke Marvel's big movie "Women's Federation [-]", my God!

Su Lun really couldn't understand what that guy Bai Shiqiu was thinking. Was he crazy?
Moreover, this movie of hers, which was her first directorial work and her first big-screen work, was changed by Bai Shiqiu... She felt a little unsure.

Of course she knew what Bai Shiqiu had changed, but she didn't know how the fans would react to such changes.

Although Bai Shiqiu has all kinds of awesome qualities, this time... he still has no bottom line.

So Su Lun thought of a way. After the premiere, she pretended to be sick at a reception or something, and then drank a few cups of coffee, preparing to stare at the movie theater all night.

She had booked several tickets before, and she wanted to know the fans' reactions immediately.

It must be said that with the support of Bai Shiqiu and Acridine, it was really difficult to get tickets for this movie. It took me a long time to find the opportunity to book three shows in a row on the APP, and it was still a quite remote theater.

No matter, this is my first movie!
result. . .

"Hahaha……"

"My beauty!"

"This old man is too funny..."

Laughing at the beginning, this... Su Lun was not surprised, because she had been thinking about these jokes for a long time.

Let's just say that at the beginning, Gu Xiaojiao was deceived. This was a very elaborate plan. As for later, Gu Xiaojiao and Lu Ming met across time and space. The various plots in this place were also quite interesting.

When I blew my hair, I got flour all over my face.

What appeared in the pool where Lu Ming was washing vegetables was... short pants!

Haha ...

Su Lun himself laughed. Well, actually, this place has been changed. Originally, she planned to use something like a bath ball, but the panties... are a bit slutty.

It was that guy Bai Shiqiu who came up with it. This guy is really speechless.

But when the hibiscus came out, it stuck its head out of the bathtub, and the result, hahaha... one end was full of mung bean sprouts.

Su Lun is quite satisfied with his movie, at least so far. Especially when he heard the laughter of the audience, he felt very at ease.

But well...

"Huo!"

"Lao Bai, this girl is really good!"

"This is what is called dressing to look thin, but taking off your clothes makes you look fat, right?"

"Shit! I can also train these muscles!"

The next shot is Bai Shiqiu's "large scale". This guy is taking a shower. The result... In 2018, Gu Xiaojiao just kept pressing the shampoo. Wasn't there flour on her head? As a result, these All the shampoo fell on Lu Ming's head.

Ahhhh... this guy's scream while washing his hair is so miserable.

Movie fans couldn't help but laugh. Of course, everyone also noticed our Lao Bai's figure, which is impressive.

As for acridine's figure... hum, not much, I won't show it.

Until the two traveled through time and space and lived together...

Yah!

Stop hitting, stop hitting!
clap clap.

Well, this time the sex came a little earlier. When Gu Xiaojiao woke up and saw a man he had never met before, he really had to take action.

But... Su Lun remembered that when filming, this scene was really not easy. It seemed that the strength of the acridine shot was not always easy to control. It was too light.

Why is it so light?

Thinking about it this way, it’s amazing!

Su Lun didn't dare to think too much. Bai Shiqiu was definitely not clear with Aiya. Come to think of it...hey, he had provoked so many beauties.

But then I thought about it, Bai Shiqiu... even had such a good figure, it seemed quite reasonable to provoke him.

Su Lun didn't know that he had actually seen too much of that body, and his mouth had become inexplicably more watery.

Where is Bai Shiqiu?

The one who was beaten was screaming, and when combined with the hurdle vest he was wearing from some kind of architecture school, it was so funny.

It's normal for movie fans to laugh.

Speaking of which, there have actually been changes in this place. What was prepared before was to devise a conspiracy. This guy Lu Shiyi wanted to create some kind of space-time wormhole, but it didn't work out.

However, Bai Shiqiu urged not to do this. His theory confused Su Lun at the time.

What now?
I can't tell, I can't tell any difference between good and bad at all.

In the current "Cohabitation in Time and Space", Gu Xiaojiao in 2018 and Lu Ming in 1999 lived together because a comet passed by.

This change is very common. It is something that is used in many science fiction movies. After the comet passes, it will return to its original appearance.

By the way, this routine is a bit old, and Su Lun is unsure because of this.

But the movie has just started, and I still can’t see any adverse reactions.

Keep looking down.

This goes on...

“People in our generation can hire assistants even if they don’t have money!”

"Bullshit!"

"Lu Ming! Just wait for me!"

"I am waiting!"

There were a lot of jokes between the two after they started living together, but this assistant...

"a ha ha ha……"

"Nimma! This is unbearable!"

The whole audience burst into laughter because this guy Xu Zheng is here!

"I am the best waiter in Haidilao..."

"Oh, brother, you look very stylish in this outfit."

"Oh, this really matches my sister-in-law."

Xu Zheng not only contributed his dancing skills, but also kept making flirtatious remarks.

"Who is a couple with him?" Gu Xiaojiao was not happy.

"Then you guys live together?" Xu Zheng was surprised.

"Friend, friend..." Lu Ming still looked serious.

Who can believe it?
"I understand, friend, friend..." What Xu Zheng said meant that his friend was different from Lu Ming's friend.

Our Chinese language is broad and profound.

in this way……

Hahaha!
Fans really laughed until their stomachs ached.

Su Lun complained, which is a common routine.

Well, it is indeed common, but the key lies in the performance. Let’s take Bai Shiqiu’s acting skills. He pretends to be stupid and dumbfounded. It really makes it impossible to see anything wrong with him. Why?
He was usually in this state with Aiya. He would sometimes pretend to be dumbfounded, and then Aiya would call him a fool. Of course, it was just a little fun.

Therefore, the feeling coming out now is very good, very good.

However, gradually, the girl Gu Xiaojiao's money worship was revealed.

There are all kinds of costumes, and they are still awkward costumes. Anyway, they are very awkward.

This naturally attracted more laughter, and Lu Ming couldn't help it.

"If you don't have money, you don't have money. Is that the case?"

"That's it! I'm the most beautiful in the world! It's so unreasonable! No way!"

This... is definitely Bai Shiqiujia's words. Su Lun felt a little scared at this time.

But at this time.

"Row!"

Such a chorus of shouts came directly from the screening room.

"..." Su Lun was completely confused.

Among movie fans who can give up "Women's Federation III", a blockbuster that has been planned for ten years and watch "Cohabitation in Time and Space" at this point in time, is there any need to talk about it?

Most of them are fans of acridine.

The other part is Lao Bai’s fans.

That's it, it must be like that, then, acridine fans... Wife, this is my wife!

My wife worships money?OK!
No way!

This is simply something rich in philosophy, and Su Lun really can't imagine it.

Forget it, just think that Bai Shiqiu has passed the test.

However, what worries Su Lun the most is actually at the back.

The script for the movie "Cohabitation in Time and Space" was written by Su Lun. Her original story was that Gu Xiaojiao and Lu Ming met and had a very interesting love. However, this encounter was doomed.

Gu Xiaojiao worships money so much and wants to marry a rich man. Her purpose is to buy her own home.

It was a big house, and the owner of this big house was actually the boss of the real estate company where Lu Ming worked.

Fate is indescribable.

In the end, Lu Ming had a struggle, that is, there was a big bad guy who was Lu Ming's boss. He killed the big boss and then pretended to be a drunk driver. The drunk driver had an accident and the car burned down. In this way, Lu Ming From a small designer, he became a real estate tycoon step by step, but after meeting Gu Xiaojiao, he knew the truth. This big boss was Gu Xiaojiao's father.

It turns out that Gu Xiaojiao's life took a turn because of this.

What should Lu Ming do?
He finally made a choice, that is, to stop his boss from killing the big boss.

But in this way, Lu Ming has no chance to become that real estate tycoon Lu Shiyi, and Gu Xiaojiao, she shouldn't be like this in 2018, or she probably doesn't exist.

So, at the end, Gu Xiaojiao disappeared in front of Lu Ming.

This is Su Lun's story, but now. . .

"you you……"

Mua!

"You fool! Nothing like that!"

"I, I think I look quite similar. Can you tell?"

Lu Shiyi came to see Gu Xiaojiao. He said that he had many memories of Gu Xiaojiao in his mind and he wanted to marry her.

Lu Ming knew that the comet was about to pass, but Lu Shiyi was Lu Ming, so he wanted to persuade Gu Xiaojiao to be with Lu Shiyi. Lu Ming thought of a way to pretend to be Gu Xiaojiao.

To put it simply, although Lu Shiyi was rich and powerful, he lacked something that Lu Ming had, which was his true love for Gu Xiaojiao.

Of course, this kind of thing needs to be contained in the lens and must be discovered by the fans themselves. Su Lun is very clear about this.

It must be said that Bai Shiqiu's switching between Lu Ming and Lu Shiyi is really amazing.

But in Su Lun's opinion, this is too normal, okay?

Baek Shi Qiu is not only a big boss, but also a super boss. Moreover, this man also has amazing acting skills.

When he was Lu Ming, his silly smile was handsome and interesting.

But when he became Lu Shiyi, his free and easy attitude, his slightly arrogant attitude, his attitude of not caring about anyone and being invincible in the world were gone.

Yes, Baek Shi Qiu must be this kind of guy in normal times. This is a true performance.

At this point, Su Lun wore colored glasses.

It's much easier for Aiya. She doesn't need any transformation at all. She is just a cute, somewhat silly money-worshiping girl.

However, facing Lu Ming, she was indeed reluctant to let go. It was difficult to let go. How could she let him go?

However, Huixing was about to leave, and there was a serious conflict between Lu Ming's boss and the big boss.

Lu Ming chose to save people!
"Boss, your daughter is still waiting for you at home. Well...if I can meet her in other time and space, I will definitely treat her well..."

Lu Ming's words after rescuing people. . .

"You and the bastard! My daughter is only 12 years old!"

Can the big boss not be angry?
Such a plot, needless to say, caused laughter.

However, Su Lun knew that things would be different next time!

Why is it different?

What's the difference?
Lu Ming frantically returned to his residence. He wanted to find Gu Xiaojiao, but Gu Xiaojiao had disappeared, and his house had also changed back to its original appearance.

Where is Gu Xiaojiao?

At this time, where is Gu Xiaojiao?
She was in 2018, and at this time, everything Lu Shiyi gave her, the card disappeared, the gifts disappeared, and the phone number was gone.

Lu Shiyi disappeared!

That comet is gone!

However, Gu Xiaojiao's life changed.

"Daughter, what are you thinking?"

"dad?"

"Why do you look like you have seen a ghost?"

"me……"

Gu Xiaojiao is different now, she is a rich girl now, she now worships money casually.

However, money cannot satisfy Gu Xiaojiao's inner emptiness. She thinks about one person all day long...

"Dad, Lu Ming, do you have an employee named Lu Ming?"

"That bastard! I fired him a long time ago! Why are you mentioning him!"

"dad……"

It was obvious that Gu Xiaojiao still had Lu Ming in mind.

How to do?
It's over, it seems that the two of them have no chance.

But at this time, the former female classmate who married a rich man came to find her.

"Class reunion? Tsinghua University? Did I get admitted to Tsinghua University?"

"Gu Xiaojiao, aren't you? Doesn't Tsinghua University deserve you?"

"no no……"

"Come on then."

This female classmate, in the original time and space, had a lot of crush on Gu Xiaojiao, but now she feels like kneeling and licking her.

Well, she is Seaweed, the one from "Snail House".

Gu Xiaojiao was really surprised when faced with his status as a graduate of Tsinghua University.

But Su Lun knew that this was an adaptation!

Bai Shiqiu's adaptation is a very bad adaptation. In this adaptation, there is a small thing buried before.

To put it simply, it is a product placement, product placement.

Whose implant is it?
East Star Shopping!
So...

"Hahaha... I can't do it!"

"Oh my god! Why are you so funny...hahaha..."

"Irony! This is absolutely ironic! Hahaha..."

It was like cold water was poured into a hot oil pan, and the guy's mouth exploded, and the whole audience burst into laughter.

Why?

Because Lu Ming appeared!
No, it's not Lu Ming, he is now. . .

"Hello Xiaojiao, I am Lu Qiangdong."

"Lu Qiangdong? What's your name?"

"Is this name not good? It's strong and... Dongxinggou."

"Ouch! Lu Ming! You bad guy! What's wrong with you?"

Gu Xiaojiao was happy now. She really saw the man in her heart, Lu Ming, who was now Lu Qiangdong.

this. . .

Well, actually, there is no need to explain this joke anymore, really no need to explain it.

Dongxinggou, Lu Qiangdong, Gu Xiaojiao, Tsinghua University, if you put these things together, who wouldn’t understand?

Combined with what Gu Xiaojiao's father said before... my daughter is only 12 years old!
This is simply a big trough!
The laughter of the movie fans in this scene definitely surpassed that of Xu Zheng who was the best at teasing the employees.

One by one, I laughed until my stomach hurt.

This is simply, this is a super big joke, and it plays really well.

The most special thing is that this big joke is extremely reasonable and extremely reasonable.

Because Lu Ming has seen the characteristics of this era in 2018, and there is also the product placement, Dongxing Gou, he stopped doing real estate and went to online shopping. In 1999, this was totally fine. You know, at this time This is the year when the Taobao series has just begun.

So, all this... is extremely reasonable, and it is also very consistent with some things in "The Butterfly Effect".

"The Butterfly Effect" is actually a movie that Su Lun borrowed from. In this movie, once something changes in the past, a huge amount of information will appear in the male protagonist's mind, causing trauma to his brain.

Su Lun noticed this when he was writing the script, so Lu Shiyi had those memories.

But now, it is completely reasonable, and there is no issue of trauma.

How nice.

Also, this is the last one.

"My mother is the most beautiful in the world!"

"Yes, yes, my little Jiao is the most beautiful in the world!"

"Ha ha……"

This is Qiang Dong and Milk Tea, oh no, Bai Shiqiu and Xiao Jiao, oh no, they are together without shame anyway.

How wonderful, heartwarming, and hilarious.

What matters is the reaction of the fans.

Su Lun felt that he had bought too many tickets, and just one show was enough.

Go home and sleep contented.

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　　Don't read too much into the interpretation, it's just a joke, right? Hehe, is this joke good?
　　
　
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