ball king training device

Chapter 1300 What is more stinky than garlic?

In this world, the warmest thing is the heart, but the most vicious thing is the heart.

In a news program, a show host smiled like a flower. He was very beautiful and well dressed. To describe it in Internet slang, he was at the level of a goddess.

But people don't know that this woman once approached Lin Yu in private. As for what she did with Lin Yu, there is no need to elaborate. It was not a good thing anyway, but Lin Yu rejected it, so she felt hatred.

She wanted revenge, but she had been suffering from no chance, but this time, the chance came.

"Too unwise, I think so too. If the players of Deportivo are irritated, they may have shovels or elbows in the game. No matter how strong Lin Yu is, he also has weaknesses. If he is elbowed Hit on the head, kicked on the neck and he was paralyzed, so he couldn't compete."

These words sounded like they cared about Lin Yu, but if you analyze them carefully, you will find that this is not caring, it is basically teaching the players in Deportivo how to do it. She reminded me emphatically, Lin Yu Although Yu's body is strong, but he also has weaknesses, so the players in Deportivo don't have to be afraid.

After the show was broadcast, the woman called Lin Yu. She was so powerful that she could even get Lin Yu's work phone number.

"Why is it you again, didn't you say don't look for me again? I'm not that interested." Lin Yu said impatiently.

"It's okay, I didn't come here for that matter, I just want to tell you that no matter how good you are, it's useless for a person like you. You won't flatter, and you won't make false claims. So you are destined to suffer, I was waiting to see you cry."

"Crazy!" Lin Yu was about to hang up the phone as he spoke.

"Don't worry. I'll give you a suggestion, promise what I said last time, and I can help you settle the turmoil this time."

"Brainless!" Lin Yu turned off his mobile phone directly, and then called his agent team, and it was his wife Qu Hong who answered the phone.

"Wife, who gave me the call to that uneducated host?" Lin Yu asked.

"Nobody gave it... Forget it, I'll look into this matter, don't be angry, I'm about to call you."

"what happened?"

"Are you really not afraid of their revenge? I know you are very strong. But I just watched that bitch's program, and he is obviously instigating the Deportivo team to attack you. Once a man encounters this Such a woman will secrete adrenaline and lose her mind, I'm really afraid..." Qu Hong worried.

"What are you afraid of? Don't be afraid. So many things have come through. I, Lin Yu, haven't bowed my head to anyone, and I won't this time. I'm not even afraid of being stabbed with a knife. Are you afraid of their foul? Except when you and In front of my parents, when did you see me admit to being cowardly?"

"I know it doesn't make sense. Just be careful, and I won't go over there to cause trouble for you." Qu Hong actually wanted to go there and cheer for her husband.But she is a rational person, and his past will only make Lin Yu more worried.Once distracted, this game can't be played well.

"That's right. You should also pay attention to safety at home. The glass in our boss's house was smashed." Lin Yu reminded.

"Don't worry. I have Hualian here. Nothing will happen. You should work hard on your own. Not only must you play the game well, but you must also come back safely, you know?"

Well, I will definitely listen to what my wife says Lin Yu nodded and said.

……

The conflict between Lin Yu and La Coruña was provoked inexplicably. The media must be credited for this. They are best at doing this kind of thing.

Now, this game, which was not paid attention to by the outside world, has become the focus of fans all over the world. That kind of feeling makes Deportivo a little flattered, feeling as if he has suddenly become an opponent in the Champions League final.

Lin Yu wants to score five, and he wants to become a statement that surpasses all Spanish players. It is extended, exaggerated and then transformed by the media without authorization. In the end, it becomes "I want to become someone who surpasses all European stars!"

Well, Lin Yu has been established as an enemy of Europe at once. With the inertial thinking of a foreigner, he will never allow a Chinese to occupy the highest throne in European football. They would rather be a Brazilian or an Argentine People, because those people are their descendants after all, but the Chinese just can't do it.

Now the whole of Europe and even the whole world are talking about Lin Yu. Some people compare him to Hitler in the football world, some people compare him to Genghis Khan in the football circle, and some people compare him to the short Napoleon.

They said that La Coruña will be Lin Yu's Waterloo, he will be completely ruined here, and his previous achievements will also be wiped out.

The media is now in a collective climax. They scolded Lin Yu as terrifying as a devil, but they don t know how grateful they are to Lin Yu.

Everyone knows that the difference in strength between Real Madrid and Deportivo is too great. As long as Real Madrid performs a little more normally, it will be no problem to win the game, so the only fans who pay attention to this game are the fans of the two teams. , and Barcelona fans who may win the championship, but now, the whole world is paying attention. Just because of this incident, the sales of newspapers will increase greatly every day, and the ratings will also rise rapidly.

It gives people the feeling that this is about the same as the United States fighting Iraq or the civil war breaking out in Ukraine. The attraction is so terrible.

Of course, they thanked Lin Yu in their hearts, but of course they would not say that in their mouths. They would, as always, stand on the standpoint of the fans and denounce Lin Yu, making Lin Yu worthless and like a piece of shit That's the best.

Anyway, it is popular to scold Lin Yu in the whole of Europe now, just like the whole of Europe united against Hitler back then, if you don't keep up, you will be abandoned by the trend.

……

On the day Lin Yu and his teammates checked into the La Coruña Hotel, almost all people with full titles were dispatched. They shamelessly waved racially discriminatory flags and signs, claiming that this was a free parade.

What's wrong with us scolding you?What if we discriminate against you?We are a democracy.Demonstration is our freedom!Do you understand, silly hat?This is called freedom and democracy!

"Fuck you! Lin Yu!"

This is a standard way of scolding, and almost everyone has to scold.Some delicate teenage girls also shouted like this, I really don't know how to do it.Who the fuck is who?

And the more vicious "Aha, I have a nude photo of your girlfriend, can you see it or not, he is so fucking fucked by me!"

"Monkey in a country of barbarians, you are not worthy to breathe the air of freedom and democracy! Only by becoming our slave are you qualified!"

"If Real Madrid doesn't sell Lin Yu, then they don't deserve to be a Spanish team, and they can get out of Spain."

Someone also took a dog and made a gesture of popping a chrysanthemum, and cursed: "When you see Lin Yu, you are only worthy of being like him."

And that looks pretty robust.Gao Dazhuang, who was more than two meters tall, roared at Lin Yu: "Yellow monkey, come here, I will smash your eggs, you idiot!"

……

Lin Yu sneered in his heart when he heard these curses and saw those slogans. If you think this can make me lose my mind, you are very wrong.

Still the same sentence, wanting to kill people.You have to make it crazy first.

The madness of these people has been recorded by countless cameras, and will be broadcast by many TV stations, and it will not be his Lin Yu who will be lost by then.It was the faces of these wild, vulgar Spaniards.

Don't you always say that we Chinese are barbaric and rude? You have taught us a good lesson. I don't know what those slaves who are eager to kneel down to Mr. Yang will think when they see it.

Lin Yu thought of the expressions of those people.Can't help laughing out.

"Hey, you're still smiling."

"Why don't you laugh. I did this childish approach when I was seven or eight years old. But what's the point? Apart from wasting my saliva and saliva, it's just making myself look childish and ridiculous. " Lin Yu said lightly Said.

"You're not angry?"

"Angry! Of course I'm angry, but I really can't get angry right now. I have to let them go crazy. The crazier they are, the better it will be for me to slap in the face. Thinking about that feeling makes me feel exciting."

"You guy..."

The teammates were a little relieved that Lin Yu did not act violently. What they were most afraid of was that Lin Yu would fight with these people on the spot, and it would be out of control. There must be someone waiting for Lin Yu to do it. Then he bit back, saying that Lin Yu beat someone, this kind of thing happens often, even their Spanish players have encountered it.

During the meal, there were still people scolding outside, and a bunch of reporters were blocked outside, wanting to interview Lin Yu.

Lin Yu finished his meal, and then deliberately took two pieces of garlic and bit them into pieces in his mouth before going out to be interviewed by reporters.

"Ha--!" He took a breath first, and the smell of garlic immediately made the reporters feel like crying, but they couldn't leave, they had to persist, they wanted to hear Lin Yu's opinions on today's events Fans scolded the comments, their boss is still waiting for the manuscript.

"Is the garlic smell bad?" Lin Yu asked with a smile.

The reporter nodded repeatedly while covering his nose.

Lin Yu smiled and said: "It's right to smell bad, but ah, no matter how bad the garlic smell is, it's not as bad as the mouths of those fans in Deportivo, don't you think?"

His question stumped the reporters, and the answer was yes and no, no and no.

If the answer is yes, then you will offend the Deportivo fans, which is tantamount to speaking for Lin Yu, but if you answer no, it is tantamount to admitting that those dirty words are okay and legitimate. It's a problem, as reporters, they don't dare to say that, so they all became dumb.

"Oh? I can't talk anymore. Then why did you come to interview me." Lin Yu chuckled, and the taste of garlic in his mouth became stronger.

"We!" As soon as a reporter was about to speak, Lin Yu blocked him back.

"You don't even dare to answer my question, so what a fart to interview, a bunch of cowards, get out, if you disturb our meal here again, I will call security." Lin Yu took a breath again, and then laughed Then went back to the hotel.

……

Shame, this is absolutely intolerable.

Journalists were outraged, and the consequences were severe.

So they processed Lin Yu's words again and reported them.

"Lin Yu said that the mouths of Deportivo fans smell worse than garlic!"

Well, after hearing such a report, the Deportivo fans' lungs were about to explode. They roared angrily and didn't go home until night.

When I got home, my throat hurt like a needle.

Then they couldn't sleep at night, thinking about it, that was tomorrow's game, they were thinking about how to insult Lin Yu in the game tomorrow, how to target Lin Yu, and how to deal with that nasty Chinese guy.

They thought of what Lin Yu said these days again, and their brains became even hotter. As a result, most people couldn't sleep well all night. On the second day, not only did they have a splitting headache, but they all turned into panda eyes. The big ones can hang oil pots.

But on the other hand, Lin Yu uttered a bad breath, and then slept peacefully all night, waiting to deal with this group of people the next day.

He has experienced this kind of thing twice. He has practiced it a long time ago. He can sleep when he wants to sleep. There is no problem at all. If he really can’t fall asleep, he can ask Xiaoshuidi for help. The baby in Xiaoshuidrop is much better than sleeping pills , without any side effects.

Deportivo fans cursed him to have nightmares when he slept at night, but he dreamed of the scene of himself raging Deportivo when he slept at night, and he was full of smiles when he woke up in the morning. (To be continued..)

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