ball king training device
Chapter 1303 The bowling bat in Lin Yu's eyes!
Others said that Lin Yu could not score five goals in a game, but Lin Yu set himself a goal of ten goals.
That is to say, in nine 10 minutes of game time, it is not enough for him to score a goal every 10 minutes.
His idea was crazy. He had to score two goals within 10 minutes to frighten the opponent and lower the morale of the opponent. In this way, the next goal would become easier.
Fortunately, this is still what he thought in his heart. If those Deportivo fans or the media know what he intends to do, he will definitely be sprayed to death. He must be said to be arrogant, arrogant, and does not know how to respect his opponent. .
respect?
Others can say this, but this time it is said from the opponent's fans, it is funny, let me respect you, then how do you respect me?When you insulted me and my family in your mouth, have you ever thought that even if you have a little respect, you won't do it.
So I don't care what you think, I just don't respect you, I just despise you, I just look down on you, I just insult you, what's wrong?So what if you don't agree?If you don't agree with me, don't let me score a goal!
If you can't do it, then obediently kowtow to Lao Tzu to admit your mistakes. Maybe if I'm in a better mood, I'll forgive you, but if you're in a bad mood, even if you kowtow to admit your mistakes, it's useless.
……
In fact, there is nothing new about Deportivo's defense. It is a dense defense and bus.Lin Yu has also encountered bus tactics many times, and the most ruthless ones are the Chelsea players.
Compare that to Chelsea's defense.In Lin Yu's eyes, Deportivo's defense was like a bowling stick waiting for him to hit.
One is systematic defense.One is just the accumulation and filling of the number of people, the difference is too big, and the gap is too big.
Lin Yu didn't even have to use the three weapons to break the dense defense-long shots, set kicks and headers.
He only needs a normal kick, and he can beat these grandchildren to the ground. That's right, since it's a bowling bat, just wait for it to be beaten obediently, don't play tricks.
What do you ask Lin Yu to do?
Then there is no need to ask, since the other party is regarded as a bowling bat.What do you think Lin Yu will do?Of course I do it!
Using super high-speed shots to pump the opponent until the opponent's players dare not use their bodies to block, this is Lin Yu's most "vicious" idea and way of playing.
Playing against other teams, Lin Yu really never had such vicious thoughts. Even if he hit someone, it was unintentional most of the time, unless someone had to provoke him and anger him, then it would be different.
Originally, Lin Yu's shooting power was strong enough.Now that he drank the "Madness Potion", his strength increased by [-]%, what kind of situation must it be?
Just imagine when such a shot hits an opposing player.What a terrible effect it will have!
"I don't only want to make you sad mentally, but also hurt you psychologically!" Lin Yu sneered for a while, and the whistle for the game also blew.
It was Real Madrid who kicked off first.So when the referee blew his whistle, the Deportivo players swarmed to their own half.No one stepped forward to grab the ball at Lin Yu's feet.
As a result, Lin Yu was like a person picking a bowling ball, and slowly took the ball to the front of Deportivo's penalty area.
"Hehe. The Eighteenth Bronze Man Formation, oh no, there are not enough people. This is called the Eleventh Formation. I just don't know if it is as hard as I imagined." Lin Yu smiled, his teammates did not Follow up, but chat and fight on the court like a walk.
It gives people the feeling that Lin Yu s teammates didn t want to help at all in this game, they were just watching the fun.
The Deportivo fans who realized this climaxed. They felt that Lin Yu had been abandoned by his teammates, and they were shaking with excitement.
I just don't know if they will roll their eyes angrily if they really know the destination of these people.
They didn't go up to help Lin Yu, not because they abandoned Lin Yu, but because they felt that Lin Yu alone was enough to deal with this team.
Portuguese defender Castro was very arrogant before the game and said that he would use any means to abolish Lin Yu, so in today's game, he stood at the front of the bowling bat and faced Lin Yu directly.
Lin Yu dribbled the ball to a suitable position, then stood still, and smiled at the bowling stick.
"It's useless for you to laugh at me, you kid is dead!" Castro roared.
Lin Yu still had a smile on his face. Who is dead will only be known in the next game. He took a stance, and then volleyed, and the ball flew out like a shell out of the chamber.
Castro roared, he jumped up, and rushed towards Lin Yu's ball, trying to block the devil's shot with his body.
"Bang!" With a muffled sound, the ball hit Castro's abdomen hard, and the Portuguese fell to the ground in pain. He gritted his teeth and reached out to tell his teammates that he was fine, but because he fell to the ground, So the referee stopped the game anyway.
At this time, the commentators were very excited to admire Castro's heroic behavior: "It's great, he blocked Lin Yu's shot with his body, yes, it's this kind of momentum, this kind of fighting spirit, that made Lin Yu's kid Don't even try to score a ball, fuck it, let him hide in his mother's asshole and cry."
For a commentator to say such vulgar words, it stands to reason that the show should be shut down, but in fact, as a local commentator, not only was he not reprimanded, but he got fans from Deportivo, and even a large number of Spanish fans. Human support and advocacy.
Deportivo fans and racists in the stands appreciated Castro's behavior, and they also cheered to cheer their defenders on.
"Well done Castro!"
"You are a real man!"
"That bitch's shot isn't scary at all, is it?"
"Fuck him!"
Everyone shouted that, thinking that Castro was the hero of Deportivo.They didn't notice the sneer at the corner of Lin Yu's mouth at all.
In fact, it is no wonder that they are like this, today is already a dense defense.What is needed is this effect, that is, players must actively use their bodies to block Lin Yu's shots.
And this time Castro took the initiative to save it.So neither the commentator nor the fans realized that this kick was actually Lin Yu kicking someone on purpose.
It's bowling.It must be thrown on the bowling bat. If you can't hit it, you won't score.
All the opponents were very excited. They began to imagine that Lin Yu's shots were blocked again and again. At the end of the game, Lin Yu knelt on the court and cried. They were so excited that they almost peed out.
At that time, they will definitely take good care of Lin Yu.Try to ridicule and satirize this arrogant and arrogant Chinese, so that he will never be able to lift his head in Spain, and even let him get out of Spain forever.
The people in Deportivo feel that they may become great heroes, because without Lin Yu, they are equivalent to saving countless Spanish teams, and at the same time saving the record created by Spanish football heroes, Lin Yu can't achieve it anyway Five consecutive Champions League titles in Real Madrid.
But soon, they realized that something was wrong, and it wasn't just them.Even the referee felt that things were developing in an unexpected direction.
……
Since the game has just been suspended, the ball is still at the feet of Real Madrid. As before, Gundogan knocked the ball to Lin Yu.Then in the backcourt and Modric sat on the turf with his arms around his shoulders and chatted.
"This is unbelievable. Is this really a game? How many people have you offended, Lin Yu, that they treat you like this. They don't even want to help you." Until now, stupid people think they are thinking That's right.
Lin Yu didn t care what this stupid guy thought.He got another chance to shoot, and again he didn't make any adjustments at all.
"Boom!" This time it was stronger.The ball hit Castro's crotch directly, and the poor Portuguese fell to his knees on the ground, then fell down again, arched his buttocks, and groaned in pain.
It must be stated that Lin Yu really didn't hit his little brother on purpose. Originally, Lin Yu aimed at Castro's outer thigh. He was exhausted, but who knew that Castro subconsciously dodged at that time, dodging the thigh, but was hit in the root of his life.
He was in so much pain that he couldn't stand up for a long time. In the end, the referee had to let the team doctor enter the field and carried Castro out for emergency examination and treatment. Don't really have to cripple the balls, it would be miserable.
The referee even came over and warned Lin Yu once: "Don't go to people, that's not good."
Lin Yu shrugged and said: "Referee, do you think I am really a god? Look, they are full of people in the penalty area. Tell me how to avoid hitting people and then score goals? Besides, both times It was Castro who hit the ball on his own initiative, so you can't blame me."
The referee also had a headache, because he knew that Lin Yu was right. At this time, there were three layers inside and outside of Deportivo's penalty area, and the defense was airtight. It was impossible to score a goal. Hitting someone is perfectly normal unless you stop shooting.
He sighed, really didn't know what to say, so he waved his hands and said, "Forget it, go on to the competition, just pay attention, and have the minimum professional ethics."
Hearing this, Lin Yu sneered in his heart, professional ethics?When this group of people insulted my family and friends, did they ever think about what is called work ethics?
Talking about work ethics to me right now is fucking bullshit.
To be honest, if the referee really dared to give him a card for kicking someone with the ball, he would unceremoniously cause an accident on the court and send the referee off the court.
No one can stop him from scoring, including the referee.
If the referee is God, then he is God's father.
Because Castro was taken off the field to receive treatment, the referee sentenced Lin Yu for a foul out of sympathy, but he didn't play a card, which was tolerable, and Lin Yu didn't say anything.
When Deportivo is in possession of the ball, Lin Yu's teammates will not be idle. They all rushed up, like a group of tough thugs fighting to grab the ball for Lin Yu.
Of course, Lin Yu was not idle either, he also went to grab it together.
This time, I saw the intention of the vicious words that the Deportivo players said before the game. When they faced the Real Madrid players, they really played very hard. Modric went to grab the ball, but someone Stepping directly on his feet is obviously to abolish Modric's rhythm.
Fortunately, Lin Yu said before the game, don't hurt yourself if you can't grab the ball, or you will lose.
Lin Yu didn't want to realize his wish to score a goal in the end, but his teammates were injured a lot. It seemed that he had won, but in fact he lost.
Modric ducked, he gave up the ball and ducked.
When the referee saw such a move, he didn't pay attention to it. I'm afraid this is the advantage of the home court. There is no way, this can be tolerated.
However, Lin Yu's anger is increasing, and he is starting to be a little dissatisfied with the referee.
Thankfully, he was quickly reassured by the referee, who gave Real Madrid a free-kick up front after the Deportivo player knocked Pogba from behind. (To be continued..)
That is to say, in nine 10 minutes of game time, it is not enough for him to score a goal every 10 minutes.
His idea was crazy. He had to score two goals within 10 minutes to frighten the opponent and lower the morale of the opponent. In this way, the next goal would become easier.
Fortunately, this is still what he thought in his heart. If those Deportivo fans or the media know what he intends to do, he will definitely be sprayed to death. He must be said to be arrogant, arrogant, and does not know how to respect his opponent. .
respect?
Others can say this, but this time it is said from the opponent's fans, it is funny, let me respect you, then how do you respect me?When you insulted me and my family in your mouth, have you ever thought that even if you have a little respect, you won't do it.
So I don't care what you think, I just don't respect you, I just despise you, I just look down on you, I just insult you, what's wrong?So what if you don't agree?If you don't agree with me, don't let me score a goal!
If you can't do it, then obediently kowtow to Lao Tzu to admit your mistakes. Maybe if I'm in a better mood, I'll forgive you, but if you're in a bad mood, even if you kowtow to admit your mistakes, it's useless.
……
In fact, there is nothing new about Deportivo's defense. It is a dense defense and bus.Lin Yu has also encountered bus tactics many times, and the most ruthless ones are the Chelsea players.
Compare that to Chelsea's defense.In Lin Yu's eyes, Deportivo's defense was like a bowling stick waiting for him to hit.
One is systematic defense.One is just the accumulation and filling of the number of people, the difference is too big, and the gap is too big.
Lin Yu didn't even have to use the three weapons to break the dense defense-long shots, set kicks and headers.
He only needs a normal kick, and he can beat these grandchildren to the ground. That's right, since it's a bowling bat, just wait for it to be beaten obediently, don't play tricks.
What do you ask Lin Yu to do?
Then there is no need to ask, since the other party is regarded as a bowling bat.What do you think Lin Yu will do?Of course I do it!
Using super high-speed shots to pump the opponent until the opponent's players dare not use their bodies to block, this is Lin Yu's most "vicious" idea and way of playing.
Playing against other teams, Lin Yu really never had such vicious thoughts. Even if he hit someone, it was unintentional most of the time, unless someone had to provoke him and anger him, then it would be different.
Originally, Lin Yu's shooting power was strong enough.Now that he drank the "Madness Potion", his strength increased by [-]%, what kind of situation must it be?
Just imagine when such a shot hits an opposing player.What a terrible effect it will have!
"I don't only want to make you sad mentally, but also hurt you psychologically!" Lin Yu sneered for a while, and the whistle for the game also blew.
It was Real Madrid who kicked off first.So when the referee blew his whistle, the Deportivo players swarmed to their own half.No one stepped forward to grab the ball at Lin Yu's feet.
As a result, Lin Yu was like a person picking a bowling ball, and slowly took the ball to the front of Deportivo's penalty area.
"Hehe. The Eighteenth Bronze Man Formation, oh no, there are not enough people. This is called the Eleventh Formation. I just don't know if it is as hard as I imagined." Lin Yu smiled, his teammates did not Follow up, but chat and fight on the court like a walk.
It gives people the feeling that Lin Yu s teammates didn t want to help at all in this game, they were just watching the fun.
The Deportivo fans who realized this climaxed. They felt that Lin Yu had been abandoned by his teammates, and they were shaking with excitement.
I just don't know if they will roll their eyes angrily if they really know the destination of these people.
They didn't go up to help Lin Yu, not because they abandoned Lin Yu, but because they felt that Lin Yu alone was enough to deal with this team.
Portuguese defender Castro was very arrogant before the game and said that he would use any means to abolish Lin Yu, so in today's game, he stood at the front of the bowling bat and faced Lin Yu directly.
Lin Yu dribbled the ball to a suitable position, then stood still, and smiled at the bowling stick.
"It's useless for you to laugh at me, you kid is dead!" Castro roared.
Lin Yu still had a smile on his face. Who is dead will only be known in the next game. He took a stance, and then volleyed, and the ball flew out like a shell out of the chamber.
Castro roared, he jumped up, and rushed towards Lin Yu's ball, trying to block the devil's shot with his body.
"Bang!" With a muffled sound, the ball hit Castro's abdomen hard, and the Portuguese fell to the ground in pain. He gritted his teeth and reached out to tell his teammates that he was fine, but because he fell to the ground, So the referee stopped the game anyway.
At this time, the commentators were very excited to admire Castro's heroic behavior: "It's great, he blocked Lin Yu's shot with his body, yes, it's this kind of momentum, this kind of fighting spirit, that made Lin Yu's kid Don't even try to score a ball, fuck it, let him hide in his mother's asshole and cry."
For a commentator to say such vulgar words, it stands to reason that the show should be shut down, but in fact, as a local commentator, not only was he not reprimanded, but he got fans from Deportivo, and even a large number of Spanish fans. Human support and advocacy.
Deportivo fans and racists in the stands appreciated Castro's behavior, and they also cheered to cheer their defenders on.
"Well done Castro!"
"You are a real man!"
"That bitch's shot isn't scary at all, is it?"
"Fuck him!"
Everyone shouted that, thinking that Castro was the hero of Deportivo.They didn't notice the sneer at the corner of Lin Yu's mouth at all.
In fact, it is no wonder that they are like this, today is already a dense defense.What is needed is this effect, that is, players must actively use their bodies to block Lin Yu's shots.
And this time Castro took the initiative to save it.So neither the commentator nor the fans realized that this kick was actually Lin Yu kicking someone on purpose.
It's bowling.It must be thrown on the bowling bat. If you can't hit it, you won't score.
All the opponents were very excited. They began to imagine that Lin Yu's shots were blocked again and again. At the end of the game, Lin Yu knelt on the court and cried. They were so excited that they almost peed out.
At that time, they will definitely take good care of Lin Yu.Try to ridicule and satirize this arrogant and arrogant Chinese, so that he will never be able to lift his head in Spain, and even let him get out of Spain forever.
The people in Deportivo feel that they may become great heroes, because without Lin Yu, they are equivalent to saving countless Spanish teams, and at the same time saving the record created by Spanish football heroes, Lin Yu can't achieve it anyway Five consecutive Champions League titles in Real Madrid.
But soon, they realized that something was wrong, and it wasn't just them.Even the referee felt that things were developing in an unexpected direction.
……
Since the game has just been suspended, the ball is still at the feet of Real Madrid. As before, Gundogan knocked the ball to Lin Yu.Then in the backcourt and Modric sat on the turf with his arms around his shoulders and chatted.
"This is unbelievable. Is this really a game? How many people have you offended, Lin Yu, that they treat you like this. They don't even want to help you." Until now, stupid people think they are thinking That's right.
Lin Yu didn t care what this stupid guy thought.He got another chance to shoot, and again he didn't make any adjustments at all.
"Boom!" This time it was stronger.The ball hit Castro's crotch directly, and the poor Portuguese fell to his knees on the ground, then fell down again, arched his buttocks, and groaned in pain.
It must be stated that Lin Yu really didn't hit his little brother on purpose. Originally, Lin Yu aimed at Castro's outer thigh. He was exhausted, but who knew that Castro subconsciously dodged at that time, dodging the thigh, but was hit in the root of his life.
He was in so much pain that he couldn't stand up for a long time. In the end, the referee had to let the team doctor enter the field and carried Castro out for emergency examination and treatment. Don't really have to cripple the balls, it would be miserable.
The referee even came over and warned Lin Yu once: "Don't go to people, that's not good."
Lin Yu shrugged and said: "Referee, do you think I am really a god? Look, they are full of people in the penalty area. Tell me how to avoid hitting people and then score goals? Besides, both times It was Castro who hit the ball on his own initiative, so you can't blame me."
The referee also had a headache, because he knew that Lin Yu was right. At this time, there were three layers inside and outside of Deportivo's penalty area, and the defense was airtight. It was impossible to score a goal. Hitting someone is perfectly normal unless you stop shooting.
He sighed, really didn't know what to say, so he waved his hands and said, "Forget it, go on to the competition, just pay attention, and have the minimum professional ethics."
Hearing this, Lin Yu sneered in his heart, professional ethics?When this group of people insulted my family and friends, did they ever think about what is called work ethics?
Talking about work ethics to me right now is fucking bullshit.
To be honest, if the referee really dared to give him a card for kicking someone with the ball, he would unceremoniously cause an accident on the court and send the referee off the court.
No one can stop him from scoring, including the referee.
If the referee is God, then he is God's father.
Because Castro was taken off the field to receive treatment, the referee sentenced Lin Yu for a foul out of sympathy, but he didn't play a card, which was tolerable, and Lin Yu didn't say anything.
When Deportivo is in possession of the ball, Lin Yu's teammates will not be idle. They all rushed up, like a group of tough thugs fighting to grab the ball for Lin Yu.
Of course, Lin Yu was not idle either, he also went to grab it together.
This time, I saw the intention of the vicious words that the Deportivo players said before the game. When they faced the Real Madrid players, they really played very hard. Modric went to grab the ball, but someone Stepping directly on his feet is obviously to abolish Modric's rhythm.
Fortunately, Lin Yu said before the game, don't hurt yourself if you can't grab the ball, or you will lose.
Lin Yu didn't want to realize his wish to score a goal in the end, but his teammates were injured a lot. It seemed that he had won, but in fact he lost.
Modric ducked, he gave up the ball and ducked.
When the referee saw such a move, he didn't pay attention to it. I'm afraid this is the advantage of the home court. There is no way, this can be tolerated.
However, Lin Yu's anger is increasing, and he is starting to be a little dissatisfied with the referee.
Thankfully, he was quickly reassured by the referee, who gave Real Madrid a free-kick up front after the Deportivo player knocked Pogba from behind. (To be continued..)
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