ball king training device

Chapter 1313 Detonating the coolness of the media

When the ball rolled across the white goal line and into the goal, the hearts of countless people at the scene and in front of the TV seemed to stop beating suddenly. At that moment, the whole world seemed to be immobilized.

"The ball went in—!"

With the narrator's long whistle, the stagnant world came alive again. However, at this moment, the heart that had almost stopped beating began to run at an accelerated speed, as if it was going to exceed the load and kept accelerating!

Crazy shouts, seeming to become distant and unreal.

At this time, many fans, many people, could hear their own heartbeat that seemed to explode at any moment.

"Plop! Plop, plop..."

Amidst the rapid heartbeat, someone passed out on the stands, someone passed out at home, and the sound of ambulances could be heard everywhere.

According to the statistics of relevant departments afterwards, at the moment Lin Yu scored, all hospitals in Spain dispatched all ambulances, as if all of a sudden, the whole country fell into panic and pain.

……

On the TV screen, Lin Yu just kicked the ball out.

In countless similar wines, a group of sweaty men drank refreshing beer and watched the game.

Just after Lin Yu's shot was completed, the movements of these people's hands stopped, and the movements of their mouths also stopped. There was a bit of confusion in the wine, but now it became silent. The shouts of the fans at the scene.

And in the end, even the shouting in the TV stopped, both inside and outside the TV.It seemed that they had all fallen into a deathly silence, and people seemed to be possessed by evil spirits.Not even the eyeballs moved.

This wine is where Real Madrid fans go to watch football, but in a similar location.Maybe there are Barcelona fans, Atletico Madrid fans, Deportivo fans, at this moment, they are all doing the same thing.

Because the goal is scored or not, it will open two completely different results.

Those who supported Lin Yu and those who opposed Lin Yu stared at the TV screen with their own different purposes, for fear of missing every detail.

The ball rolled very slowly, and many people felt that they could hardly support themselves, and their eyelids were extremely heavy.But they know that they must not be dazzling, and they must not be distracted in the slightest. Once they are distracted, they may miss the most exciting place.

The ball finally rolled into the goal line, and at this moment, everyone's emotions were released.

Or surprise!

Or sad!

That's all their choice, and they can't blame others.

……

Accompanied by the shout of "The ball has scored-!" on the TV, some people jumped up excitedly.Some people finally poured the ball into their stomachs, while some threw the cup angrily.

However, in the TV, no matter which channel's live broadcast, the excited roar of the commentator resounded at this time.

"Lin Yu——!"

"Lin Yu's fifth goal finally came!"

"Sixty goals! He's done it! He's really done it! He's done the impossible! A miracle happened to him! This moment. He's a real god!"

"Before this game started, we were all laughing at Lin Yu's extravagant dream, thinking that he could not score [-] goals in the league this season. But we were all wrong, he completed it. One game Just scored five goals!"

……

Among all the commentators, only the Chinese commentators are the most crazy and exciting.

Many of them jumped out of their chairs the moment Lin Yu scored the fifth goal.Yes, they jumped up and then high fived their neighbors.

"Successful! He succeeded! The pride of the nation! The pride of the country! Lin Yu didn't lose the face of us Chinese! On the contrary, he slapped the faces of those Spaniards who looked down on us severely. It's great! He It was done with a completely humiliating shot and Deportivo goalkeeper Aranzuvia stood there like a puppet, not even moving!"

"Hero! He is a well-deserved national hero! National hero! Let's toast him together."

"Tonight, I'll replace wine with water, cheers!" The host picked up the glass of water on the table, said something to the TV, and drank it all in one gulp.

I have to say that this is probably the craziest scene in the history of Chinese TV football commentary, but no one thinks there is anything wrong with it. Lin Yu scored a goal, and the psychological pressure of the commentary is gone. They also need to release it. And on the matter of Lin Yu, they don't need to care about the feelings of foreigners at all. It is enough for them to support Lin Yu.

……

The referee really wanted to find an excuse to blow the ball away, but he couldn't do it, because this time Lin Yu was not offside and did not collide with the goalkeeper, not to mention that he is still afraid of Ramos' kick deep in his heart. I was afraid that if I made an unsatisfactory penalty, I would die in this game.

So he blew the goal whistle very simply, and pointed a finger at the center circle.

The goal is valid!

Seeing the referee's actions and hearing the referee's whistle, Lin Yu was also relieved. If such a ball was also blown away, he might really do the same thing as Ramos.

Crazy!

The scene is really crazy!

Lin Yu ran to the sidelines at a speed of sprinting [-] meters, then clenched his hands tightly, exerted force on both sides of his body, and let out a domineering roar.

Come on, you grandsons who look down on people with eyes like dogs, what else do you have to say now!come!

At this time, Lin Yu's long-planned celebration was also used.

Real Madrid, whether it was the players on the field or the players on the bench, all knelt down on their knees and made a begging expression.

At the beginning, many people didn't understand what it was doing, but the clever commentary quickly discovered the tricks.

"Irony! This is naked irony! Before the game, the Deportivo players said that Lin Yu would kneel down and beg them for mercy, but Lin Yu retorted. At this moment, Real Madrid's players played Laco Runia players and fans, this is too ruthless!"

As if for the occasion.Among the Deportivo players in the background in the distance, there really must be knees on the ground.Although he is definitely not Lin Yu kneeling, it doesn't matter, all Real Madrid fans and all the media will think that he is Lin Yu kneeling!

After the wonderful celebration, the players rushed over to lift Lin Yu high, then waved their hands and roared towards the stands.

Today's game, they were very angry and wanted to go up to help.But Lin Yu refused, so he never had a chance to vent his anger, but now it's okay, Lin Yu's fifth goal is tantamount to completely helping them vent their anger, it's so cool!

……

The players and fans of Real Madrid were celebrating crazily and shouting selflessly, while the players and fans of Deportivo were in a dead silence.

Borja and Aisami are utter fools.One of them was kneeling on the ground, the other was lying on the ground, and their eyes were still fixed on the ball that rolled into the goal. They had eleven thousand ideas in their minds.

But imagine it and imagine it.They all found that they still couldn't escape Lin Yu's fifth goal.

Thinking about it now, maybe some people were right.If you don t make such a big commotion before the game and don t target Lin Yu.This game may be lost, but it will definitely not be lost so badly.Because Lin Yu would definitely not be as crazy as he is today.

Sixty goals in a season is really nothing to Lin Yu. It is impossible for him to work hard to score sixty goals. You must know that he still has the Champions League final to play, although he has enough rest during this period Time, but no one wants to get hurt.

But it's useless to think about it now. Lin Yu has already scored five goals and completed the massacre of Deportivo. Except for grabbing the ball, the rest did almost nothing. It seems that it is not too much to say that Deportivo was defeated by Lin Yu alone.

As if the last support in their hearts had fallen, some Deportivo fans were crying loudly, while others uttered louder curses and boos. They didn't know how to express their feelings now, they The only way to do it is to let the emotions release.

But the Real Madrid players on the field don't care what they do. For these people, today's task has been completed, and they can go home and have a good sleep with peace of mind. It turns out that they supported Lin Yu and did nothing wrong.

……

In the media seats, many reporters who were unwilling to believe this fact began to find various reasons to criticize Lin Yu.

"Lin Yu elbowed Borja, no, it should be Aisami! This is a foul, it should be a red card!"

"Fix the match! This is a match-fix! Otherwise, why did Aranzuvia remain motionless?"

This kind of excuses that only the weak would find came out one after another from the reporters who opposed and hated Lin Yu. They are now a little obsessed, a little crazy, and a little insane.

Beside them, journalists from Madrid and China were cheering.

Although some Chinese reporters would rather be slaves of foreigners, more people still support Lin Yu. They are all Lin Yu's fans at this moment, not reporters. They don't need to suppress their feelings, they can enjoy let go.

So what if you idiots are upset?So what if you are not satisfied?What about making excuses?We just support Lin Yu, and we support him to slap these so-called foreigners with ugly faces.

"Lin Yu did a good job! Tortured to death those bastard Spanish bastards!"

"Foul a hammer, which of your dog eyes saw the foul?"

"Fucking match-fixing? Why didn't you say it was a match-fixing at the beginning? Why didn't you say it was a match-fixing when the referee blew off Lin Yu's previous good ball?"

"Come on, Lin Yu! We just want to play with Spanish women, it's okay to eat Spanish women, and be presumptuous on Spanish territory!"

These reporters are all language geniuses, otherwise it would be impossible to get the opportunity to come to Spain for live interviews.

Some of them use Spanish, some use English. Anyway, they yelled very loudly, and they deliberately stimulated those Spanish reporters who looked miserable. At this moment, they felt that it was really cool.

Why do they feel good?

This is because before the game, they suffered very unfair treatment. When they entered the arena, their seats were coated with super glue, some were thrown chewing gum, and some were even thrown into the stadium without paying attention. The person spit the saliva on the body directly.

These many things made them feel very bad. They once wanted to give up and watch the game live.

Many of them even thought of returning to their home country. This barbaric country is far worse than their warm family.

Perhaps it was because of being so decadent and bullied before, so at this moment, when they saw Lin Yu scoring the fifth goal, they were suddenly touched a little bit better. Be strong.

They now finally understand why Lin Yu is able to score more beautiful goals every time he is scolded and ridiculed by the opponent, because the reason is very simple, Lin Yu is eager to detonate the moment when it is cool.

What is being angry?

What is a little grievance?

If you don't experience these wind and rain, how can you see the real coolness?

Sure enough, stimulating the enemy and provoking the enemy are not because of Lin Yu s personality, but because he is premeditated. (to be continued..)

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