The Demon God: I can decompose all things

Chapter 1 The maniac who takes off his pants
Holy Ancestral Mountains.

City of Glory.

"Xian Wu, soul power 1, strength 49, red soul sea, assigned to the beginner class of warriors. The next tester is Xiao Ning'er."

The loud announcement resounded throughout the entire Holy Orchid Academy.

"I thought that 5 souls with the surname Nie would be low enough, but I didn't expect that there would be someone with lower power than him."

"I don't know if this kind of garbage can be admitted to school. I don't know if it's the tragedy of Shenglan College or our tragedy."

"What's the origin of this guy? He wears a cloak mysteriously. He can't be from the Dark Guild?"

"No way. People from the Dark Guild dare to be exposed in public. I don't want to live anymore."

"Humph, he's just a clown trying to impress people."

……

Xian Wu touched his nose, put on his hood, wrapped himself tightly in a black robe, lowered his head and walked off the trial platform with knowledge.

The beauty rubs shoulders, and the fragrance is fragrant.

Like a frightened deer, Xian Wu hurriedly avoided and walked away quickly.

Xiao Ning'er frowned and looked back, what a strange person.

As soon as he stood behind the junior warrior class team, Xian Wu heard:

"Xiao Ning'er, soul power 78, strength 42, green soul sea, because the demon spiritual master junior class is full, he is temporarily divided into the warrior junior class. The next tester is Yi Baichuan."

Beauty is in the same class as me?Xian Wu was stunned for a moment.

However, what does this have to do with me? Women will only affect the speed at which I draw my gun.

"Wow, with a soul power of 78, Xiao Ning'er will soon be promoted to a bronze one-star demon spiritual master."

"Good boy, Green Soul Sea, the most talented among the known testers. With such a monstrous qualification, which family is she the daughter of?"

"One of the seven wealthy families, the pterosaur family."

"Although the Pterodactyl Family has declined, there is hope for its revival and rise in the future with such a talented and evil disciple."

"It is said that Xiao Ning'er is engaged to Shen Fei, the young head of the Holy Family, one of the three top families. I wonder if it is true?"

"With the help of the Holy Family, Xiao Ning'er's future achievements may be limitless, and it is not impossible to become a legendary demon spiritual master."

"What a pity, that Shen Fei..."

"Silence, the children of the pinnacle family are not something ordinary people like us can talk about casually."

……

After the test, Xiao Ning'er coldly refused the boys in the front row to give way, and stood at the back of the warrior junior class.

The fragrant wind came again, and Xian Wu felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, like awns piercing his back, and like a lump in his throat.

Everyone's attention was focused on the proud woman behind, and his exposure inevitably increased.

Alas~ Beauty is a disaster~~
Xian Wu was a little nervous. When he was nervous, he felt like grabbing something. When he grabbed...

"Classmate, you...your pants fell off."

Xian Wu felt someone poke him on the back.

He looked down stiffly, and his pants had indeed fallen off.

brush!
Xian Wu's face instantly turned as red as a monkey's butt, and he hurriedly pulled up his pants.

But in full view of everyone, his pants fell to the ground again.

Fortunately, his robe blocked him, otherwise he would have been exposed.

"You wretched guy, stay away from the goddess Ning'er!"

"Oh~ I see."

"What do you unserstand?"

"No wonder he always wears a robe. It turns out to be to satisfy his abnormal psychology of taking off his pants casually in front of girls."

“Eh~ So disgusting~~”

"You pervert, you bastard!"

……

"Slander me, you are slandering me!" Xian Wu was so embarrassed and angry that he wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.

He is really not a pervert. Everything is his fault, his demonic left hand.

The devil's left hand is his benefit as a time traveler. It can instantly break down everything into atomic form.Of course, all things do not include himself.

Although this ability is very powerful, the side effects are not small.

His left hand would touch and break down things intentionally or unintentionally, so he tied it up at night when he went to sleep.

Part of the reason why he wears black robes is because his left hand can break down most things into black charcoal.

Another part of the reason is to prevent his sexual intercourse from leaking after the clothes and pants are decomposed.

What a coincidence, he just pulled up his trousers with his left hand nervously, and the waistband of his trousers fell apart.

Then he hurriedly lifted up his trousers with his left hand, and then disassembled the waistband of the trousers.

Now, even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he would not be able to escape.

No, there seems to be no Yellow River in "The Legend of Demons and Gods".

If you tell everyone that you have a devil's left hand, you will probably be captured by a wealthy family and sliced ​​up for study.

If I don't tell everyone, I will be accused of being a pervert.

"quiet!"

The noise attracted the attention of the hospital, and a burly male instructor strolled over.

"What happened?"

"Instructor, the kid in the cloak in the junior warrior class is a pervert. He actually took off his pants in front of classmate Xiao Ning'er."

God, "in front of" is clearly "in front", so Xian Wu glared at that person.

The male instructor narrowed his eyes and grabbed Xian Wu's collar.

"It's unfair, it's unfair, teacher, the fire fold in my pants pocket suddenly caught fire, and I accidentally burned the waistband of my pants, which caused my pants to fall off. I didn't mean to." Xian Wu explained hurriedly.

"Huo Zhezi?" The male instructor felt that his IQ was insulted and ordered Xian Wu to take off his cloak for inspection.

Xian Wu held up his pants with his right hand and could not move his left hand. He did not have a third hand to untie the rope.

"Old...teacher, can you help me take off..." Xian Wu asked weakly.

The male instructor glared at him, arbitrarily pulled the buckle of the cloak, and lifted the cloak.

People around him looked over and saw the "pervert" grabbing his right hand with his left hand and lifting his pants with his right hand.

A large piece was missing on the left side of the pants, and a large piece was missing above the pocket. The stubble was dark, as if it had been burned by fire.

In addition, a corner of red trousers and snow-white thighs were also displayed in front of everyone.

Xiao Ning'er's cheeks turned red and she looked away.

"Put it on, it's really immoral." The male instructor took a quick glance and put the cloak back on Xian Wu.

"There's nothing wrong with playing. You have to play with the truth. Don't even look at it. I've verified it. It was an accident. He is not a pervert."

The male instructor arbitrarily defined the sexual harassment incident.

Fortunately, he stopped the matter before it got serious, otherwise he would definitely be punished if the Vice-President knew about it.

Xian Wu held his trousers tightly between his legs and freed his right hand to tie his robe.

Fortunately, he had the experience of dropping his pants and being misunderstood before, otherwise he really doesn't know how to pass this level today.

Originally, Xian Wu felt like a ray on his back, like a lump in his throat, and like sitting on pins and needles.

As soon as this incident came out, he stood in front of Xiao Ning'er and was so embarrassed that he almost kicked out of the three rooms and one living room with his feet.

Soon, the difficult entrance test for new students was over.

Xiao Ning'er, the "Proud Girl of Heaven", has become famous, and Xian Wu, the "pants-removing maniac" has also become famous, but the parties involved have no idea.

"The entrance test for freshmen is over, and now the instructors of each class lead the students in this class to the dormitory area to allocate dormitories in order."

The loud announcement sounded again.

Under the leadership of the male instructor just now, the students of the warrior junior class were the last ones to leave the training ground.

There is no way, among all the classes in Shenglan Academy, the junior class of warriors has the lowest status.

Entering the dormitory area, the instructor divided the team into male and female groups, one group was handed over to the female dormitory manager, and the other group was handed over to the male dormitory manager.

"Come on, all female students in the junior martial arts class, follow me." The female dormitory leader shouted in a high voice.

The male dormitory warden also took over the leadership of the male student team and led them towards the left side of the road.

Xian Wu held up his pants and followed the team obediently. Suddenly, a male student quietly left the team and lined up behind him.

I don’t know what you want to do...?
(End of this chapter)