Coincidentally!My name is Liu Bian

Chapter 138 Eating roast mutton and playing with ejaculation

Bah, bah!
When he saw the plump and fresh mutton slices, Liu Bian seemed to smell the fragrant kebabs.

Immediately, Liu Bian curled his lips: It’s so difficult these days——

He can't grill lamb kebabs!

In human terms, he is His Royal Highness, the eldest son of the emperor, the king of Bohai, and the prefect of Bohai. He is a man above ten thousand people, how can he grill lamb kebabs himself? ——Don’t you want to show your image?
The saying "a gentleman is far away from the kitchen" is no joke.

After only being happy for three seconds, Liu Bian grimaced and stared at something about the roasted mutton. Then he looked up at Cao Cao and the others. At that time, after Hu Amei put down the ingredients and equipment, she temporarily resigned from the waiter. ..."Can you roast mutton?" Liu Bian asked bluntly.

Anyway, there are no outsiders.

Cao Cao and the others looked at each other in blank dismay.

To be honest, yes, yes, but...

However, the business is unfamiliar.

After all, no general, counselor, county magistrate or other high-ranking person needs to cook often, right?

As a result, everyone stared at the mutton slices in a daze.

At this time, even the five talents could open their eyes wide, feeling quite helpless.

This is ridiculous.

The dignified generals, counselors, magistrates, and wise men don’t know how to roast mutton? !
Say it, who will believe it?

Liu Bian said with a tiger face: "You really don't know how?"

By the way, this shouldn't be your first time going to this wine shop, right?
Cao Cao and others...Cao Cao and others remained silent.

Liu Bian looked at He Xian and other guards and asked, "Can you do it?"

He Xian waited for the guards' ears to turn red, nodded, and then shook his head.

——Will you do it or not?

Liu Bian said speechlessly: "Yes, yes, no, then no. Isn't this difficult to answer?"

He Xian stood up, cupped his hands and said: "...yes!"

"Very good! Could you please help us roast the mutton?" Liu Bian suggested.

He Xian said happily: "How dare you disobey your orders."

Then, everyone watched intently. He first let the brazier light the charcoal fire, then set up the brackets, spread the barbed wire, and took out five pieces of mutton, put them on the barbed wire, and spread them out for roasting!

When the five pieces of mutton are roasted to medium-rare, He first turns them over with chopsticks and continues roasting.

Repeatedly back and forth until the mutton shrank and the roasting aroma became fragrant, He Xian then took out the plate and put it on.

His movements are so skillful that you can tell at a glance that practice makes perfect.

——Stimulated the fighting spirit of everyone present to learn!
Everyone was attentive, trying hard to remember how He Xian roasted the mutton just now.

Ignoring the brazier for the time being, He Xian held the five pieces of roasted mutton in front of Liu Bian and said respectfully:

"Your Highness, please have a taste."

Liu Bian followed his advice and tasted a piece of it. He felt... the mutton tasted too bland.

Not particularly delicious.

However, Liu Bian couldn't say "this meat tastes bad", right?
He Xian's expression remained unchanged, and he sprinkled a piece of mutton with cumin powder and chili powder, handed it to Liu Bian, and said:
"Your Highness, can you have another taste?"

Liu Bian took another bite.

This time, Liu Bian felt that this piece of mutton had a unique flavor and was quite tasty when chewed. It was much more delicious than the previous piece of mutton.

"We should add some seasoning to make it taste better!" Liu Bian sighed.

He Xian decisively sprinkled cumin powder and chili powder on the remaining three pieces of mutton, and then served them to Liu Bian.

Liu Bian was also polite, and ate up the remaining three slices of mutton, and strongly suggested that when everyone eats mutton, it is best to add seasoning——

Later, when Hu Amei brought another pot of rich pork, Hu Amei saw the usually elegant gentlemen roasting mutton slices, one of them was more skillful than the other, and their previous elegance was almost gone.

What's more terrible is that several gentlemen love spicy food the most, but because they eat too much spicy food, their faces are flushed, their heads are sweating profusely, and they open their mouths and stick out their tongues vigorously, ruining the majesty they usually build...

Hu Amei wanted to laugh but didn't dare.Especially when those gentlemen who wanted to save face saw her coming, their tongue-sticking movements suddenly froze, neither spitting out nor shrinking, not to mention how embarrassing it was... "There are two more dishes!" Hu Amei watched. Nose, nose and mind, just pretend not to see it, "It's boiled fish and gruel! Have you had enough wine? Do you still want to eat rice?"

"Prepare some rice, too." After thinking about it, Liu Bian decided to prepare some rice so that no one would be more willing to eat.

"Yes! Please wait!" Hu Amei walked away quickly.

Later, two large boiled fishes were brought to the table, and porridge was also served. Although the rice was available, no one touched it.

Afterwards, without Hu Amei appearing from time to time, everyone completely let go of themselves: Some people shouted that eating only wine and food is too boring, it is better to play "Shofu", but Liu Bian decisively quit - Liu Bian didn't want to tell everyone, he I don't want to play at all, and I won't...

What's more, if he loses a shot, he will be fined to compose a poem, which is too embarrassing for him.

Liu Bian just wants to watch everyone play shooting--

Relying on the convenience and excellence of his status, Liu Bian happily ate and drank, watching the crowd ejaculate.

Then I saw Cao Cao pick He Xian to play a game, but He Xian lost, but said with a wry smile that he could not compose poems...Cao Cao relented very reasonably, and did not ask He Xian to compose poems, but asked He Xian a question.

Of course, the kind that He Xian can answer.

Cao Cao said: "Brother He, I saw that you are very skilled at roasting mutton before? May I ask if you have roasted it before?"

He Xian was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect Cao Cao to ask such a question.

Rarely, He Xian showed a trace of nostalgia and replied: "Indeed, I have baked before.

That was a long time ago.In the past, I was born in a poor family and almost starved to death. Fortunately, I met the general... At that time, the general was not a general, but he sympathized with my plight and couldn't bear to let me starve to death, so he took me in and fed me mutton. , made me no longer hungry, thus saving a small life.

Later, I thought mutton was delicious, so I learned how to roast mutton. "

He Xian looked at Cao Cao openly with an expression of happy memories.

Not only Cao Cao, but also everyone was stunned for a moment, and then he suddenly remembered: Doesn't this general mean He Jin? ——Sighing that He Xian was so loyal to His Highness, it turned out that this happened to him!

Caressing his palms, Cao Cao said: "Brother He is really lucky to meet a great general in this life!"

He Xian also said: "Yes! If it weren't for the general, I'm afraid I wouldn't be alive today."

"Stop it! Stop it!" Liu Bian interrupted, and he was quite qualified, "It's rare for us to get together once, so don't say some unlucky words... How about we tell a story? - Who will lose the shot? , just punish the other party to make up a story! The story must be wonderful!"

"This is a good idea!" Cao Cao responded first and praised, "My lord, do you also want to participate in the shooting?"

Liu Bian's head was full of black lines, and he suddenly felt that he had accidentally dug a hole and made a hole for himself.Sighing, Liu Bian said: "You said that, can I not participate?"

Thinking that it was just a matter of telling stories, Liu Bian happily participated.

As a result, he couldn't tell the north, south, east, and west——

It's too bad!
According to the rules, he had to make up a story.

Make up stories and make up stories, what is there to be afraid of?

Opening his mouth, he was about to bring out "Journey to the West" and make up a story about a monkey becoming a "fighting and defeating monkey".

Unexpectedly, Cao Cao got angry and asked: "Lord, can you make up a story about "Guanzi City was besieged for half a year, but was finally rescued"?" "

Liu Bian: "..."

awake.

completely awake.

What does Cao Cao mean by this?
Liu Bian looked at Cao Cao in surprise and uncertainty.

Seeing Cao Cao's innocent face, he blinked and said, "My lord, isn't this story wonderful?"

"Excellent, wonderful." He said stumblingly.

I regretted so much why he talked so loudly before and suggested making up stories - couldn't you just tell a story?Do you have to make it up? ...This is a good time, Cao Cao actually wants him to make up a story about Guan Zicheng!
If he hadn't been to Youzhou and learned that there was Guanzi City in Youzhou, he would have lamented that Cao Cao's mention of "Guanzi City" was just a coincidence! ... "What Guanzicheng?" Do you know anything? ——He probed carefully, "Why don't you say "Luoyang City was besieged for half a year, but it was finally rescued"? "

Before Cao Cao could say anything, Yuan Shao blurted out and said quickly: "Your Highness, don't make trouble! Luoyang City is the capital of the Han Dynasty, how can it be besieged? Even if you are making up a story, please don't make fun of it!"

Liu Bian said: "I made a mistake."

Yuan Shao was startled and said hurriedly: "Your Highness, I am rude!"

Cao Cao laughed loudly and said with a smile: "My lord, I just said it casually. I didn't expect it would cause misunderstanding... How about your highness owe the punishment this time and pay it back next time?"

"Okay?" Liu Bian touched his nose and complained silently: How can this punishment be such a request?Could it be that the next request will put me in a dilemma?
(End of this chapter)