Rebirth: My School Girlfriend Can Be Cold or Sweet

Chapter 101 Don’t sing nursery rhymes

The next day was another normal day, usually getting up to eat, going to school as usual, and studying as usual.

What's unusual is that today there is still the aftermath of Valentine's Day. Those who have a partner and those who don't have a partner are all discussing what they did yesterday.

Those who have a partner do the same thing, and it's all the same process, but those who don't have a partner are more interesting.

Most of them are lying down in the dormitories, only a few are out staying up all night in Internet cafes, and not a few are digging through trash cans on the street.

You can find a lot of roses and the like, these are the comfort of being single.

On Valentine's Day, it's great for singles to see couples break up.

What does it mean that it's more uncomfortable for you to have a partner than for me to be single?

Suddenly, Liu Xuan came over with a vile look.

"Little Orange, have you seen my new post on Moments?"

"No."

Xiao Ju gave him a steady look, with a hint of pride in her wretchedness. Is this fat man a virgin?

"You...have got a girlfriend, right?"

"wc, you have guessed this. Sure enough, he is someone who has a girlfriend. He can see through me at a glance."

Liu Xuan was surprised, she didn't expect him to be discovered after covering up so well.

Xiao Ju secretly complained, maybe everyone could guess what happened.

Opening the circle of friends, I found Liu Xuan's post. There were some words on it and a photo of red roses.

And the text is:

It doesn’t matter what kind of flowers you give to a girl, it’s just yours!Any gift of grass will do~
Although it is said that courtesy is light but affection is high, gifting root grass is not enough. What girl doesn’t like romance?
Moreover, no one would wrong his girlfriend, right?
"Liu Xuan, you are a master of love theory. Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you!"

"I am over-flattered!"

The two of them were just like people in the world, handing over their hands to edit.

Life is like a play, it depends on acting.

It can be said that Liu Xuan was very successful. It was not easy to drag a body of nearly [-] catties ashore after she devoted herself to her for so long.

Suddenly, Gu Qinghan pulled Xiao Ju's sleeve.

"Big Orange, let me ask you a question."

"What kind of question do you dare to ask? You must know everything and say everything!"

Ignoring Xiao Ju's antics, Gu Qinghan asked a question that had been confusing in his mind for a long time.

"Ask why ugly men can always find beautiful women?"

Xiao Ju was stunned. This question was interesting and very socially reflective.

If it were someone else, they might say that these girls are not only looking for looks, but also looking for talent.

But Xiao Ju thought a little more deeply, and soon came to a conclusion that made people realize.

"Xiao Qingdao, do you know that heroes save beauties?"

"I know."

"Then what will the rescued woman do?"

"Of course I thank him."

Gu Qinghan was a little confused when Xiao Ju asked him, what does this have to do with a hero saving a beauty?
"The answer is correct, it is naturally a feeling, but at this time, there will be two kinds of gratitude!"

"Which two?"

"The first type is when the beauty sees that the benefactor is a handsome guy, and her heart suddenly flutters, so she will say: The little girl has nothing to repay, so she can only give her body to him. The second type is when the beauty sees that the benefactor is a stinky man. At this time She would say: A little girl has nothing to repay, she can only be a cow to her benefactor in the next life. Therefore, ugly men always have beautiful women."

clap clap-

As soon as this was said, the whole class burst into fierce applause.

"It's brilliant. It finally solved a big confusion in my mind!" "I really thought it was the ugly man who was talented, but it turns out it's God's will in the dark."

"High, really high. It turns out that there is so much knowledge in the scene where the hero saves the beauty!"

……

Gu Qinghan also didn't expect that it turns out that beautiful women who say they will be cows and horses in the next life are the most hypocritical, just because they think their benefactor is ugly.

As a result, I got myself into a trap. I escaped this life but not the next.

But in the final analysis, people in ancient times had a conscience, and they either paid for it in this life or the next life.

But now that I have been rescued, I can just treat someone to a meal, which costs very little.

Life is too comfortable, so I always feel that it is only natural for others to save me. If you don't save yourself, there will be others rushing to save you.

Afterwards, thank you verbally, or treat me to a meal, and the matter is over, and I forget everything when I get up the next day.

So you have to have a conscience as a person. Some things are really worth remembering for a lifetime.

"Big Orange, how would you rate my appearance?"

Gu Qinghan looked around and asked in a low voice.

Xiao Ju answered a number without thinking:
"87!"

"what?"

Gu Qinghan's eyes were full of astonishment. What she originally guessed was that Xiao Ju meant 100 or 99. How could it be 87? Was she that ugly in his eyes?
There are still 100 points away from 13 points, 13 points...

Gu Qinghan seemed to have thought of something, his face suddenly turned red with embarrassment, and he lightly stepped on Xiao Ju.

"It's not serious, isn't it?"

Xiao Ju smiled. Now it seemed that Gu Qinghan was not so innocent anymore.

But then I heard Gu Qinghan mutter to himself:
"I will definitely be able to score 100 points in the future."

……

Xiao Ju and Gu Qinghan drove home, admiring the scenery on the roadside.

"Xiao Qinghan, do you want to go to the candy store?"

"It's better not to do it. Yesterday, because of our affairs, Yingzi didn't do business all night."

While waiting for a traffic light at an intersection, a group of children passed by singing nursery rhymes.

"When I was young, the teacher would ask us to sing nursery rhymes, but I never started singing. It's a bit regretful now that I think about it."

Looking at these children, Gu Qinghan felt that his childhood was not very interesting.

"It would have been better if I didn't sing. What's the regret?"

Xiao Ju didn't care at all. Singing too many nursery rhymes in childhood was not a good thing.

"Why do you say that?"

Gu Qinghan was puzzled, why didn't he sing?
"Do you remember what happened with the math problem last time?"

"Remember, but nursery rhymes are all innocent."

Seeing Gu Qinghan's innocent look, Xiao Ju said:
"Listen to the words of this nursery rhyme: One rabbit is sick, two rabbits look, three rabbits buy medicine, four rabbits boil, five rabbits die, six rabbits carry, seven rabbits dig a hole, eight rabbits bury, nine rabbits sit It started crying on the ground. Ten Rabbits asked it why it was crying. Nine Rabbits said that Five Rabbits would never come back once they left. When I grew up, I realized that thinking about it was terrifying, so I didn’t dare to sing anymore.”

Gu Qinghan frowned. Originally, the first four sentences were nothing, but by the fifth sentence, the style completely changed.

She went through the logic several times and found that no matter which logic it was, it was a little weird, and her face became a little pale.

"Don't be afraid, it's just a song, isn't it? There is a red sun in the chest, the east wind dances under the feet, the fearless young man who upholds justice shines brightly!"

"You're such a bad guy, you've made me afraid of nursery rhymes, but this is definitely not something children should sing."

　This nursery rhyme is quite interesting. You can search it online, and you will be scared.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)