Rebirth: My School Girlfriend Can Be Cold or Sweet

Chapter 206 There are hundreds of millions of idiots

"Gulu gulu... have another drink!"

After finishing a glass of iced Coke, Xiao Ju still felt unsatisfied.

"You've had a big drink."

Jiang Churan looked at the person in front of him with wide eyes.

"It's not enough. On such a hot day, one cup can only quench your thirst. Another cup will be your enjoyment."

Xiao Ju instilled unhealthy ideas into the little girl.

"Just give him another drink. Anyway, no matter how much fat house water you drink, you have to pay it back."

Gu Qinghan slowly took a sip of herbal tea and said calmly.

Xiao Ju: (○Д○)

Gritting his teeth, he simply stiffened for a while.

"Just another glass, with more ice."

"Oh."

Jiang Churan, who was wearing a maid's skirt, took away the empty cup and returned to the backstage.

She still knew how to make a cup of Coke, and she was soon ready for Xiao Ju.

The ice cubes were doubled, but a very thin straw was specially given to him.

In this way, he could drink slowly, and there would be no hope for another drink.

As expected, it is useful for students who are about to take exams.

"Little brother, the big Coke you asked for is here!"

With a professional smile on her face, Jiang Churan politely placed the Coke on the plate on the table in front of Xiao Ju.

"Hi~ha~that's what it feels like!"

Xiao Ju felt as if her soul had ascended to heaven, forgetting all the fat and watery things. Happiness is the most important thing!
"Xiao Jiang, aren't you about to take the exam? Do you still have time to come over and help?" Xiao Ju glanced at Jiang Churan.

"Exams are nothing, little Karami!"

Jiang Churan waved his hand indifferently. As the top student in the experimental middle school, he was not nervous about such a top priority as the college entrance examination.

"So Xiao Jiang, which school do you want to go to?" Gu Qinghan asked a very constructive question.

"Well... of course it's Shanghai University. Let's play together then?"

Although her first choice was the two best schools in the country based on her grades, she felt that Shanghai University of Finance and Economics was also good.

It is also a famous school, and it is very close. You can go home almost every day. This choice seems to be the best.

Moreover, her friends are all still in the Magic City, so it would be even more boring to go to other places.

"Okay, oh, there's a lot of ice cream in school, I'll treat you to it then."

Xiao Ju patted his chest generously, and those who didn't know thought he wanted to treat people to some delicacies from the mountains and seas.

"Ice cream? It sounds pretty good."

Jiang Churan's eyes lit up, obviously he was very interested in sweet food.

"I really wonder what else is in your head besides eating?"

Gu Qinghan glanced at Xiao Ju. In her eyes, this guy had always been a strange creature. In addition to liking to eat, he was also a little bit...perverted.

Of course, these are not humane.

"No need to ask, of course I'm pretending to be you." Xiao Ju said with a smile.

Gu Qinghan's face turned slightly red, regretting that he had asked this question.

"Huh~"

Jiang Churan felt that he had heard words that a child like him should not hear, and walked away quickly.

The young and beautiful girl refuses to eat dog food.

Xiao Ju knew that Gu Qinghan had a low reputation, so he stopped teasing her and kept sipping his Coke.

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As the sun sets, I walk into the house with its afterglow.

Although it sounds very beautiful, it is really hot.

"No, labor and management can't bear it anymore. I'm going to take a cold shower right now."

Xiao Ju took advantage of her good health and quickly went to take a shower for more than ten minutes.On this day, even if the air conditioner is blowing, it will feel like ice and fire, so it is quite uncomfortable.

"This is hot tea, do you want it?"

Gu Qinghan handed over a cup of hot tea, which made Xiao Ju stunned.

"If you cook it, then I'll definitely have it."

Seeing that the cup was small, Xiao Ju didn't care that it was hot tea. After one sip, it felt pretty good.

Of course, Gu Qinghan could only think of drinking hot tea with the air conditioner blowing on.

If you want him to come, of course it's how the ice comes.

"If you don't lose weight, you will feel hot if you have excess fat. Now you will suffer."

Gu Qinghan looked at Xiao Ju with a look of gloating, but she didn't feel so hot. Either Xiao Ju had too much fat on her body, or he was too impetuous.

It is not unreasonable to feel calm and cool naturally.

"I've been very restrained, so just hold on to the nest and drink two glasses of Happy Fat House water today."

Thinking of the vegetarian week that Gu Qinghan often requested, he was speechless. Isn't this considered weight loss?
He just gained a few pounds.

"Maybe your name has the attribute of ice, so you don't feel too hot."

Xiao Ju looked like I already understood.

"Why didn't you say that it was because of the wood attribute in your name that you were burned?"

Gu Qinghan glared at Xiao Ju angrily. He could find any excuse. It turned out that villains and men are hard to raise.

"Well...listening to what you said, there is some truth to it."

Xiao Ju thought carefully about the heat-resistant properties of the two people's names. The more he thought about it, the more scientific it seemed.

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However, their room is not too stuffy, which is good news.

Their houses usually face away from the sun in the morning and face the blazing sun in the afternoon.

The location of their room is naturally a little behind the house.

Therefore, the sunlight does not reach the room in the afternoon.

Xiao Ju suddenly knew the principles of yin and yang and the five elements. He didn't know if anyone would believe him when he went out to tell fortunes.

Uh... I was wrong.

Putting these thoughts aside, Xiao Ju walked to the balcony and touched the armor he had put out to dry in the morning. He immediately felt very hot.

"I don't know if it will burn out..."

He suddenly remembered that this suit of armor had been kept in a box, and he was afraid that it would smell bad if kept for a long time, so he simply put it on the balcony to dry in the morning.

Unexpectedly, the soup is now like this, and it feels like it can be cooked by cracking an egg on it.

"Huh? If you want to wear this armor, please wear it, and I will take some handsome photos of you."

Gu Qinghan didn't know when he appeared on him, and his words were shocking.

"Big sister, please let me go, I can wear this!"

Xiao Ju grabbed Gu Qinghan's little hand and touched the armor before the latter understood what he meant.

"How could you leave it here to be exposed to the sun? Put it away quickly."

Although he said this, Gu Qinghan came up with the idea of ​​cracking eggs on top of the armor.

Then he said: "Big Orange, tell me, if you put a pot in the sun and then put an egg on it, will the egg be cooked?"

"I don't know, but if you open the egg, it might be possible to cook it and turn it into a poached egg. Of course, but according to my inference, it would be half-cooked at best."

When it comes to food, Xiao Ju naturally answers all questions.

"It's only half cooked..."

Gu Qinghan frowned nicely. If you eat undercooked eggs, you will get sick.

"You don't really want to do that, do you?"

Xiao Ju looked at Gu Qinghan with a suspicious look on his face. He would have this kind of thought. It was really stupid.

"Humph~"

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(End of this chapter)