Rebirth: My School Girlfriend Can Be Cold or Sweet
Chapter 23 It’s impossible to sleep on the sofa in this life
Chapter 23 It’s impossible to sleep on the sofa in this life
"When did I say this and you want to trick me again?"
Gu Qinghan looked at Xiao Ju with wary eyes. She was sure that she had never said anything like this.
"Am I not your personal driver? If I leave, how will I drive for you tomorrow morning?"
Gu Qinghan opened his eyes slightly, as if this was happening, as if this was the truth, as if I had been tricked again.
Could it be that falling in love really lowers IQ? Then why is Xiao Ju so weird?
He was walking towards the pits he dug for himself, but he was still willing to jump into them foolishly.
How strange!
"Then...well, you can stay here tonight, but you must abide by the three rules of the agreement, otherwise, you can sleep on the sofa!"
After hearing this, Xiao Ju nodded like a chicken pecking at the rice. No matter what the conditions were, he had to stay first.
Sleep on the sofa?
I will never sleep on the sofa in this life.
Xiao Ju was digesting alone with a big belly, while Gu Qinghan was washing dishes and chopsticks in the kitchen.
I feel that there is no greater happiness in life than this, and I really feel that Gu Qinghan will be a virtuous wife.
I have to say that he was really exhausted. Not only did he not get better after more than ten minutes, but he also felt nauseous.
He knew he had indigestion.
While he was suffering, he suddenly remembered that Gu Qinghan also had stomach problems before. Would there be any digestion tablets?
"Xiao Qinghan, I seem to have indigestion, do you have digestion tablets at home?"
"Digestive tablets? Yes, there are several boxes on my bedside table. You can eat them while you watch."
With Gu Qinghan's instructions, Xiao Ju quickly found the boxes of digestive tablets.
but……
They are all empty!
There was no other way, so after throwing away the empty boxes, he returned to sit on the sofa in the living room.
"Xiao Qinghan, there are no more Xiaoshi tablets."
"Oh, I seem to have eaten a lot of them as candy. I'll buy them later. I also want to buy you some clothes that can be changed. Let's buy them together."
After hearing this, Xiao Ju was speechless for a while. He could only blame the fact that the Xiaoshi tablets tasted so good that they could be eaten as candy.
Gu Qinghan did not resist the deliciousness of the Xiaoshi tablets.
In fact, laxatives can also treat indigestion, but that should not be the case here. Of course, taking laxatives can be a painful experience.
Although he has never used it, Liu Xuan uses it almost every two days. He will suffer from indigestion if he eats too many snacks.
He said that he was already immune to digestion tablets, and only strong drugs like laxatives could satisfy his needs.
"Let's go."
After about 10 minutes, Gu Qinghan finally finished his work, took his small satchel and greeted Xiao Ju to go downstairs.
Xiao Ju followed weakly, and when she went out the door, a wisp of breeze blew with a hint of coldness.
This lifted Xiao Ju's spirits up.
"It's good to go for a walk after eating. If you take a walk after a meal, you can live 99% longer."
"Uh... But I heard that if you lie down after a meal, you can live [-] years."
"Who did you listen to? I'm afraid he's a fat man."
"Yes, not only a fat man, but also a human being."
……
This time I went out without driving.
Gu Qinghan's place was originally a prosperous area of the Magic City, with a commercial street nearby.
So if you want to buy anything, it's not far to walk there.
After walking a few hundred meters, Xiao Ju felt slightly better.
"What are we going to do first?"
This time, Xiao Ju took the initiative to ask Gu Qinghan's opinion, because he was really unfamiliar with this place.
"Let's go buy medicine first."
As the host, Gu Qinghan naturally took Xiao Ju around for a while, and after a short circuit, he took him to the pharmacy.
"Why do we have to take a detour? Isn't this coming back again?"
"I didn't see a pharmacy here just now."
sweat.
Xiao Ju was absolutely sure that Gu Qinghan was either a homebody or an online shopping aficionado.
Otherwise, why are you not even familiar with the streets near your home?
I bought five or six boxes of Xiaoshi tablets and some daily medicines, such as cold medicines and the like.
After leaving the pharmacy, Xiao Ju finally couldn't help but ask:
"How do you usually eat at home?"
"Well... I usually make breakfast by myself, eat lunch at the company, and order takeout at home for dinner."
Xiao Ju understood what was going on as soon as he heard it. Gu Qinghan did go to the supermarket to buy some vegetables to prepare, but he rarely used them.
The best proof is that she often skips breakfast. She doesn't cook lunch or dinner by herself. No wonder she doesn't know what the food tastes like.
Xiao Ju chewed three digestion tablets at once, and Gu Qinghan also asked for one to hold in his mouth.
"You have indigestion too?"
"No, I eat it as candy."
"..."
After wandering around for a while without buying anything, I entered a men's clothing store.
Men's clothing stores are generally deserted, because men generally don't come here every two days to buy clothes, and they usually shop online.
Xiao Ju said it was because he needed clothes tonight, otherwise the two of them would prefer to shop online.
"Good evening, sir and miss."
The proprietress of this restaurant came out to say hello enthusiastically. This proprietress is nearly forty years old, but she looks very young and has a lot of capital.When Gu Qinghan saw Xiao Ju's eyes vaguely scanning the two of them, he immediately straightened out his already small chest.
But, compared with the boss lady... there is no comparison.
"What do you two want?"
"I'll buy him some daily clothes, just T-shirts and shorts."
The proprietress led the two of them to the T-shirt area, and Gu Qinghan let Xiao Ju choose by himself.
"It's better that you help me choose. I feel that everything is similar."
What he said is true. He has no special requirements for clothes, as long as they are wearable and clean.
So Liu Xuan said that he had no taste in clothes, but he thought his big yellow pants were very tasteful.
Gu Qinghan chooses clothes differently from Xiao Ju. She chooses them very carefully.
This is the first time she chooses clothes for boys, and she has no experience, so she can only choose according to her own preferences.
"Try that one."
Gu Qinghan pointed to a black one, and Xiao Ju thought it was good. He held it in front of him and compared it. He felt that the size was about the same, so he said:
"If you can wear it, this is it."
"You haven't even tried it, so hurry up and try it, I've seen it before."
I have to say that women are really picky when it comes to choosing clothes, and they won’t buy anything they haven’t tried on.
Wherever Xiao Ju buys clothes, he always picks out one item and then almost pays and runs away.
Anyway, he is relatively slim and can usually fit into his clothes.
When he entered the fitting room and changed into the black T-shirt and came out, Gu Qinghan asked him to stand in front of the mirror.
"Is it okay?" Xiao Ju asked.
Gu Qinghan shook his head, expressing dissatisfaction.
"This one doesn't suit you. Try them all."
Gu Qinghan pointed to the dozen or so T-shirts on the side. These were all the ones she had picked out just now.
"Ah? So many!"
"Little handsome guy, your girlfriend is so serious about helping you choose clothes. You have to cooperate and don't make her angry." The lady boss next to her interjected.
When Xiao Ju heard this, she felt that it made sense. The boss's wife understood the girl's thoughts better.
This was the first time that Gu Qinghan helped a boy choose clothes. With such a serious attitude, he couldn't be perfunctory.
However, his thinking was still too naive.
It was also the first time I realized that changing clothes is a physical job. After trying on more than a dozen T-shirts, I picked five or six.
But this is only half the amount, because I still have to choose pants.
In Xiao Ju's eyes, aren't the pants all the same? They are basically all black.
But Gu Qinghan seriously asked him to try a dozen items before finally picking out the same number as the T-shirts.
He felt like he was going to become the legendary ever-changing Xiao Ju. Even a model shouldn't change so many clothes in a day, right?
In the end, it was Gu Qinghan who paid for it, and Xiao Ju didn't force it. This was clothes bought by his girlfriend, so the sense of ritual couldn't be ruined.
Xiao Ju was already sweating profusely, feeling as if he had run five kilometers.
After leaving the store, I felt much cooler after feeling the night breeze.
"Why do you buy so many?"
Xiao Ju looked at the two big bags in his hands. One contained the clothes just now, and the other contained various medicines he bought.
Now Xiao Ju has become one of thousands of girlfriends shopping porters.
"Is it cold? Do you want to go back?"
Xiao Ju looked at what Gu Qinghan was wearing, a white T-shirt with a rabbit pattern printed on it, but it didn't have a cute temperament on her body. Instead, it accentuated her cold temperament.
Below is a short skirt, with a pair of dazzling white round jade legs exposed to the air.
On her feet is a pair of white shoes with pink edges.
"It's not cold, let's buy some more fruits." Gu Qinghan replied casually.
This made Xiao Ju feel that women are the creatures in the world who are most afraid of cold and least afraid of cold.
When I'm afraid of the cold, I hide in bed and refuse to eat, euphemistically calling it weight loss.
When you're not afraid of the cold, there's nothing that a pair of stockings can't solve. If so, then two.
Of course, Gu Qinghan usually doesn't wear stockings. He only wears black stockings when he changes into professional clothes. It should be for the sake of natural matching.
While Xiao Ju was thinking wildly in his mind, Gu Qinghan had already hung two large bags of fruit on his arms.
After a while, Xiao Ju felt that her arms were sore.
Fruit is much heavier than clothes. If you carry it for a long time, there will be deep red marks on your fingers.
However, you have to do it even if it doesn’t work. How can a man say no?
"There's nothing left to buy, let's go back."
Hearing this, Xiao Ju breathed a sigh of relief. If he continued shopping, he would really be unable to bear it.
After returning to Gu Qinghan's villa, Xiao Ju dropped the fruit in his hand and lay down on the sofa exhausted.
"You are covered in sweat. Get up quickly, put the fruit in the refrigerator, and then go take a shower!"
"Am I not as valuable as the sofa?"
"You can continue to lie down, but you can wash the sofa tomorrow."
After hearing these words, Xiao Ju suddenly jumped up with full blood.
Wash the sofa?
When do you have to wash it?
It has to be said that apart from eating, Gu Qinghan's life is quite exquisite. Even if there is only one person in the family, he still manages it in style.
After finishing his work, Xiao Ju took the lead in taking a shower, but halfway through, he remembered an extremely embarrassing thing.
I bought T-shirts and pants, but... not underwear.
"Xiao Qinghan, I forgot to buy underwear. How about you buy them for me?"
Gu Qinghan: "!!!"
(End of this chapter)
"When did I say this and you want to trick me again?"
Gu Qinghan looked at Xiao Ju with wary eyes. She was sure that she had never said anything like this.
"Am I not your personal driver? If I leave, how will I drive for you tomorrow morning?"
Gu Qinghan opened his eyes slightly, as if this was happening, as if this was the truth, as if I had been tricked again.
Could it be that falling in love really lowers IQ? Then why is Xiao Ju so weird?
He was walking towards the pits he dug for himself, but he was still willing to jump into them foolishly.
How strange!
"Then...well, you can stay here tonight, but you must abide by the three rules of the agreement, otherwise, you can sleep on the sofa!"
After hearing this, Xiao Ju nodded like a chicken pecking at the rice. No matter what the conditions were, he had to stay first.
Sleep on the sofa?
I will never sleep on the sofa in this life.
Xiao Ju was digesting alone with a big belly, while Gu Qinghan was washing dishes and chopsticks in the kitchen.
I feel that there is no greater happiness in life than this, and I really feel that Gu Qinghan will be a virtuous wife.
I have to say that he was really exhausted. Not only did he not get better after more than ten minutes, but he also felt nauseous.
He knew he had indigestion.
While he was suffering, he suddenly remembered that Gu Qinghan also had stomach problems before. Would there be any digestion tablets?
"Xiao Qinghan, I seem to have indigestion, do you have digestion tablets at home?"
"Digestive tablets? Yes, there are several boxes on my bedside table. You can eat them while you watch."
With Gu Qinghan's instructions, Xiao Ju quickly found the boxes of digestive tablets.
but……
They are all empty!
There was no other way, so after throwing away the empty boxes, he returned to sit on the sofa in the living room.
"Xiao Qinghan, there are no more Xiaoshi tablets."
"Oh, I seem to have eaten a lot of them as candy. I'll buy them later. I also want to buy you some clothes that can be changed. Let's buy them together."
After hearing this, Xiao Ju was speechless for a while. He could only blame the fact that the Xiaoshi tablets tasted so good that they could be eaten as candy.
Gu Qinghan did not resist the deliciousness of the Xiaoshi tablets.
In fact, laxatives can also treat indigestion, but that should not be the case here. Of course, taking laxatives can be a painful experience.
Although he has never used it, Liu Xuan uses it almost every two days. He will suffer from indigestion if he eats too many snacks.
He said that he was already immune to digestion tablets, and only strong drugs like laxatives could satisfy his needs.
"Let's go."
After about 10 minutes, Gu Qinghan finally finished his work, took his small satchel and greeted Xiao Ju to go downstairs.
Xiao Ju followed weakly, and when she went out the door, a wisp of breeze blew with a hint of coldness.
This lifted Xiao Ju's spirits up.
"It's good to go for a walk after eating. If you take a walk after a meal, you can live 99% longer."
"Uh... But I heard that if you lie down after a meal, you can live [-] years."
"Who did you listen to? I'm afraid he's a fat man."
"Yes, not only a fat man, but also a human being."
……
This time I went out without driving.
Gu Qinghan's place was originally a prosperous area of the Magic City, with a commercial street nearby.
So if you want to buy anything, it's not far to walk there.
After walking a few hundred meters, Xiao Ju felt slightly better.
"What are we going to do first?"
This time, Xiao Ju took the initiative to ask Gu Qinghan's opinion, because he was really unfamiliar with this place.
"Let's go buy medicine first."
As the host, Gu Qinghan naturally took Xiao Ju around for a while, and after a short circuit, he took him to the pharmacy.
"Why do we have to take a detour? Isn't this coming back again?"
"I didn't see a pharmacy here just now."
sweat.
Xiao Ju was absolutely sure that Gu Qinghan was either a homebody or an online shopping aficionado.
Otherwise, why are you not even familiar with the streets near your home?
I bought five or six boxes of Xiaoshi tablets and some daily medicines, such as cold medicines and the like.
After leaving the pharmacy, Xiao Ju finally couldn't help but ask:
"How do you usually eat at home?"
"Well... I usually make breakfast by myself, eat lunch at the company, and order takeout at home for dinner."
Xiao Ju understood what was going on as soon as he heard it. Gu Qinghan did go to the supermarket to buy some vegetables to prepare, but he rarely used them.
The best proof is that she often skips breakfast. She doesn't cook lunch or dinner by herself. No wonder she doesn't know what the food tastes like.
Xiao Ju chewed three digestion tablets at once, and Gu Qinghan also asked for one to hold in his mouth.
"You have indigestion too?"
"No, I eat it as candy."
"..."
After wandering around for a while without buying anything, I entered a men's clothing store.
Men's clothing stores are generally deserted, because men generally don't come here every two days to buy clothes, and they usually shop online.
Xiao Ju said it was because he needed clothes tonight, otherwise the two of them would prefer to shop online.
"Good evening, sir and miss."
The proprietress of this restaurant came out to say hello enthusiastically. This proprietress is nearly forty years old, but she looks very young and has a lot of capital.When Gu Qinghan saw Xiao Ju's eyes vaguely scanning the two of them, he immediately straightened out his already small chest.
But, compared with the boss lady... there is no comparison.
"What do you two want?"
"I'll buy him some daily clothes, just T-shirts and shorts."
The proprietress led the two of them to the T-shirt area, and Gu Qinghan let Xiao Ju choose by himself.
"It's better that you help me choose. I feel that everything is similar."
What he said is true. He has no special requirements for clothes, as long as they are wearable and clean.
So Liu Xuan said that he had no taste in clothes, but he thought his big yellow pants were very tasteful.
Gu Qinghan chooses clothes differently from Xiao Ju. She chooses them very carefully.
This is the first time she chooses clothes for boys, and she has no experience, so she can only choose according to her own preferences.
"Try that one."
Gu Qinghan pointed to a black one, and Xiao Ju thought it was good. He held it in front of him and compared it. He felt that the size was about the same, so he said:
"If you can wear it, this is it."
"You haven't even tried it, so hurry up and try it, I've seen it before."
I have to say that women are really picky when it comes to choosing clothes, and they won’t buy anything they haven’t tried on.
Wherever Xiao Ju buys clothes, he always picks out one item and then almost pays and runs away.
Anyway, he is relatively slim and can usually fit into his clothes.
When he entered the fitting room and changed into the black T-shirt and came out, Gu Qinghan asked him to stand in front of the mirror.
"Is it okay?" Xiao Ju asked.
Gu Qinghan shook his head, expressing dissatisfaction.
"This one doesn't suit you. Try them all."
Gu Qinghan pointed to the dozen or so T-shirts on the side. These were all the ones she had picked out just now.
"Ah? So many!"
"Little handsome guy, your girlfriend is so serious about helping you choose clothes. You have to cooperate and don't make her angry." The lady boss next to her interjected.
When Xiao Ju heard this, she felt that it made sense. The boss's wife understood the girl's thoughts better.
This was the first time that Gu Qinghan helped a boy choose clothes. With such a serious attitude, he couldn't be perfunctory.
However, his thinking was still too naive.
It was also the first time I realized that changing clothes is a physical job. After trying on more than a dozen T-shirts, I picked five or six.
But this is only half the amount, because I still have to choose pants.
In Xiao Ju's eyes, aren't the pants all the same? They are basically all black.
But Gu Qinghan seriously asked him to try a dozen items before finally picking out the same number as the T-shirts.
He felt like he was going to become the legendary ever-changing Xiao Ju. Even a model shouldn't change so many clothes in a day, right?
In the end, it was Gu Qinghan who paid for it, and Xiao Ju didn't force it. This was clothes bought by his girlfriend, so the sense of ritual couldn't be ruined.
Xiao Ju was already sweating profusely, feeling as if he had run five kilometers.
After leaving the store, I felt much cooler after feeling the night breeze.
"Why do you buy so many?"
Xiao Ju looked at the two big bags in his hands. One contained the clothes just now, and the other contained various medicines he bought.
Now Xiao Ju has become one of thousands of girlfriends shopping porters.
"Is it cold? Do you want to go back?"
Xiao Ju looked at what Gu Qinghan was wearing, a white T-shirt with a rabbit pattern printed on it, but it didn't have a cute temperament on her body. Instead, it accentuated her cold temperament.
Below is a short skirt, with a pair of dazzling white round jade legs exposed to the air.
On her feet is a pair of white shoes with pink edges.
"It's not cold, let's buy some more fruits." Gu Qinghan replied casually.
This made Xiao Ju feel that women are the creatures in the world who are most afraid of cold and least afraid of cold.
When I'm afraid of the cold, I hide in bed and refuse to eat, euphemistically calling it weight loss.
When you're not afraid of the cold, there's nothing that a pair of stockings can't solve. If so, then two.
Of course, Gu Qinghan usually doesn't wear stockings. He only wears black stockings when he changes into professional clothes. It should be for the sake of natural matching.
While Xiao Ju was thinking wildly in his mind, Gu Qinghan had already hung two large bags of fruit on his arms.
After a while, Xiao Ju felt that her arms were sore.
Fruit is much heavier than clothes. If you carry it for a long time, there will be deep red marks on your fingers.
However, you have to do it even if it doesn’t work. How can a man say no?
"There's nothing left to buy, let's go back."
Hearing this, Xiao Ju breathed a sigh of relief. If he continued shopping, he would really be unable to bear it.
After returning to Gu Qinghan's villa, Xiao Ju dropped the fruit in his hand and lay down on the sofa exhausted.
"You are covered in sweat. Get up quickly, put the fruit in the refrigerator, and then go take a shower!"
"Am I not as valuable as the sofa?"
"You can continue to lie down, but you can wash the sofa tomorrow."
After hearing these words, Xiao Ju suddenly jumped up with full blood.
Wash the sofa?
When do you have to wash it?
It has to be said that apart from eating, Gu Qinghan's life is quite exquisite. Even if there is only one person in the family, he still manages it in style.
After finishing his work, Xiao Ju took the lead in taking a shower, but halfway through, he remembered an extremely embarrassing thing.
I bought T-shirts and pants, but... not underwear.
"Xiao Qinghan, I forgot to buy underwear. How about you buy them for me?"
Gu Qinghan: "!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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