Happy Wind Man of the Dragon Clan

Chapter 1 Being a Dog Licks You'll Die

On a cold winter night, Jiang Xun, lying on the bed in his dormitory, glanced at his phone. He had sent a message to the goddess two hours ago, but the goddess still hadn't responded to him.

She didn't mean not to reply to my messages. She was probably running or getting her hair done, he thought.

Even though he comforted himself like this, he was still a little sad. He needed to be happy, so he opened League of Legends and ranked Yasuo instantly.

According to the law of conservation of happiness in Summoner's Rift, the happiness ranking is: our Yasuo > enemy players > our teammates.

After choosing the happy man, no matter whether he wins or loses this game, Jiang Xun is destined to be the happiest person in Summoner's Rift.

However, ordinary teammates don't understand this and will only be worldly and talk sweetly to Yasuo players.

They didn't know that he was playing Yasuo just to find the long-lost happiness, but his teammates couldn't understand his loneliness as he shuttled through the crowd.

Hypocritical and happy man: take reasonable action, not recklessly, replenish troops under the tower against the wind, and fly like an eel when the wind is favorable.

A real happy man: Wen Neng hangs up and sprays teammates, Wu Neng jumps over the tower and kills people.If you advance, you can challenge five by yourself, if you retreat, you can sit back and wait for twenty shots.If it is still, no one will be seen for a hundred years, but if it moves, it will send super gods thousands of miles away.Heroic flash gives you first blood, betraying your teammates and never looking back.Go with the wind and waves, and cast against the wind.Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like five people beating nine against each other.

Jiang Xun has never been a hypocritical person, so after replying to his teammates and entering the game, along with Yasuo's classic line: Death is like the wind, it is always with me. He learned E at level [-] and stepped forward to cut E. Wu Qian, kill the opponent directly under the tower, and give out a blood in anger.

The anger of his teammates was expressed through paragraphs of text mixed with asterisks and punctuation marks, and Jiang Xun responded at the speed of light with the horse hunter's hands of a Zaun super pianist.

You ask me, who is Yasuo?
Now I’m here to tell you that I, Yasuo, can climb the towers that my teammates can’t get past. Also, listen carefully, I’ll give away what my teammates don’t dare to pass, and I’ll trap what my teammates don’t dare to cheat. In a word, my teammates can kill them. I want to grab, and I want to give away those who cannot be killed by my teammates. Send first and then throw. The system is special. This is Yasuo!

Hasa ki!

After 7 minutes, Jiang Xun, who had a 0-11 record, was surrounded by yellow question marks from his teammates every step he took.

But so what?
As long as he hits E fast enough, the question marks from his teammates will not be able to catch up with him, and he will move forward with the wind, with the question marks blaring behind him.

Jiang Xun originally planned to stay happy forever, but when 0-21 came, he showed off his dog tag and clocked out.

The special concern notification tone of QQ on his mobile phone suddenly rang. He quickly threw away the mouse and picked up the mobile phone. Yasuo, who had been thrown into a bunch of enemies with residual blood, stood there and was beaten. His record became 0-12, and he was divided into slave teammates. Further isolation.

The goddess replied and said that she wanted to eat the pancakes and fruits from Ximen of the school.

Jiang Xun glanced at the heavy snow outside the window, and without any hesitation, he got on the bed, grabbed a down jacket, and prepared to head to the food court at the west gate of the school.

As a result, he accidentally stepped on a copy of "Dragon" on the bed ladder, and fell directly from the ladder. He hit his head on the corner of the stool, and his head was bruised and bloody.

He lay on the ground and struggled to get up, but couldn't even lift his fingers. He wanted to call for help but couldn't speak.

Today is the weekend, and all the roommates have gone out to play Ludo with their boyfriends or girlfriends, leaving him alone in the empty room. It is estimated that when they come back the next day, they will see his body lying in a pool of coagulated blood.

With the blood loss, his consciousness became more and more blurred. At the last moment before his consciousness disappeared, he saw that his teammates made a desperate comeback because of his AFK, and even gave him a like, which made him unhappy. passed away.

Buddha said: If you lick a dog, you will not die well.

So Liigou Jiang Xun died.

But maybe God took pity on him and gave him another chance. Jiang Xun opened his eyes and sat on a moving bus.

He took out a flip phone from his trouser pocket, which showed the time: May 2009, 5.

Has he gone back to 11 years ago?
At this time, a text message happened to be sent over. He clicked on it and read:

Ah Xun, thank you for taking me to take the TOEFL test together some time ago. When the results came out, my aunt was very happy and rewarded me with a huge sum of money. Do you want to come to Longteng Internet Cafe to play StarCraft together?I'll cover the internet fees and nutrition express.

Sender: Lu Mingfei.

Lu Mingfei?Isn’t that the three-headed dog that is a licking dog, a defeated dog, and a self-destructing plug-in dog? Isn’t that the male protagonist in the masterpiece “Dragon Family” by the dog-licking writer Jiang Nan?

Who's kidding him?But after the phone stopped, he saw the unfamiliar face on the screen, and a lot of memories poured into Jiang Xun's mind. Shilan Middle School, Lu Mingfei, Chu Zihang, Su Xiaoqiang...

He had to accept the reality that he traveled through time and space to the world of dragons and became the classmate of the male protagonist Lu Mingfei, an orphan named Jiang Xun.

Snakeskin monster?

Yasuo is called an orphan hero by League of Legends players, so time-travelers who play Yasuo don’t deserve to have parents?
Gan!
Angry, Jiang Xun slapped it on an elastic object. Enjoying the silky smoothness, it felt so good that he couldn't help but pinch it again.

"Jiang Xun!"

An angry voice sounded in Jiang Xun's ears. Someone was calling his name. He turned his head in the direction of the voice and saw a beautiful mixed-race girl staring at her beautiful big eyes with a sullen look on her face. he.

The girl wore a white top and a red Scottish plaid skirt, and a pair of thin gray stockings on her legs, which outlined her youthful and energetic figure, and Jiang Xun placed his hands on her round and slender thighs.

As a simple boy, judging from the feel, elasticity and texture of the stockings, I realized that these stockings are expensive.

The owner of these stockings is Jiang Xun's classmate at Shilan Middle School, the school beauty Su Xiaoqiang, who is nicknamed Little Heavenly Girl.

Jiang Xun's brain was running at high speed in a short period of time, and sweat broke out on his forehead.

He put his hand on the girl's thigh. Although it was indeed unintentional, it was difficult to explain clearly.

Especially since he not only touched her, but also pinched her. In a sense, this constituted sexual harassment.

Sexually harassing a little goddess is a very dangerous thing. Jiang Xun still remembers the day when school started. The little goddess Su Xiaoqiang was sent to school in a Mercedes-Benz S500 wearing DKNY. She looked around and found no one richer than her family. After becoming a classmate, she said goodbye to her mine boss father.

This was 2009, and the mine boss was still very powerful.

If Su Xiaoqiang's mine boss father knew that Jiang Xun touched his precious daughter's thigh, Jiang Xun's thigh bones and palm bones would be in danger.

Seeing Su Xiaoqiang's anger level rising, Jiang Xun was about to find an excuse to explain and beg for forgiveness when he saw the scene outside the window.

I don't know since when, all other vehicles and pedestrians around this bus disappeared, and there was only an endless thick gray fog visible.

"Wait a minute, little goddess, look outside." Jiang Xun said outside the window.

"What, you want to divert attention? Bastard." Although Su Xiaoqiang said so, she still looked outside when she saw Jiang Xun's serious eyes, and couldn't help but exclaimed when she saw it.

Something was very wrong. The sudden appearance of fog was not terrible, but the fog could only block the line of sight, but could not block the sound. If Jiang Xun remembered correctly, they should still be in the city center, and there should be a lot of people around.

Other passengers also noticed the strange appearance, and the discussion in the car became louder and louder. At this time, a shrill scream suppressed all the sounds.

Then there were screams one after another, and the passengers in the front row squeezed back desperately.

Among the chaotic shouts and screams, Jiang Xun captured words like monster, murder, and cannibalism.

Jiang Xun was very tall, and he glanced over the crowd and saw the weirdo in the front half of the carriage.

There were splatters of blood on and around the monster, and his hands and feet disappeared, turning into sharp claws covered with gray scales similar to those of reptiles.

The weirdo stood in the aisle, his eyes like molten gold full of doubts, as if he was wondering why everyone was so scared.

The bus braked suddenly, and the passengers in the bus ran out of the back door in a panic.

Jiang Xun saw that the little goddess was still stunned, and without saying a word, he pulled her and ran out.

When he got out of the car, he looked back at the weirdo.

The weirdo smiled at him, his facial muscles squeezed the skin into ravines, and the mouth split on both sides revealed sharp serrations stained red with blood.

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