Happy Wind Man of the Dragon Clan
Chapter 32 Cell Phone Home Run
Chapter 32 Cell Phone Home Run
There was once a must-win game before him, but he forgot to turn off his phone, and he regretted it until the base was bulldozed.
He thought that the most painful thing in the world was this. Until tonight, he should have tasted the school beauty and tried the brand of lipstick she used, but he forgot to turn off his mobile phone.
He was such a fool, he fell twice in the same pit in different positions.
"Answer the phone." Jiang Xun smiled helplessly at Su Xiaoqiang, and took out a mobile phone that looked like a happy stick with overclocking mode on from his pocket.
When Jiang Xun looked at the number on it, his face instantly felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten a pound of Fengel. Why was it this bad old man Anger again?
He was about to hear what the unscrupulous principal was going to do to him, when his phone was snatched away by Su Xiaoqiang.
"It's not a girl's call, it's a bad old man..."
Before Jiang Xun finished explaining, he saw the phone being thrown in a 45-degree parabola. Unexpectedly, Su Xiaoqiang still had a talent for baseball. She threw the most handsome bye home run in baseball with her bare hands. The phone was flying in the air. Cross a perfect arc and land in the middle of the intersection.
"I'll buy you a new one, now, kiss me." Su Xiaoqiang wrapped his arms around Jiang Xun's neck and kissed him proactively.
The rich woman's aura that hit him was no less domineering than the Yonko-level overlord in One Piece. He was turned away by this girl and waited blankly for the female gangster to molest him.
The delicate face of the female gangster slowly came closer, and her sweet but not greasy fragrance drifted past his nose. Unfortunately, those red lips as shiny as cherry blossom jelly stopped an inch in front of his lips.
The female hooligan sighed, "Go and answer the phone."
But he also felt like he should answer the call.
The school gave me a Nokia that could crack walnuts, and it didn't break even after such a long distance.
That N96 was jumping energetically on the cement floor like a live fish just out of the water. The originally well-tuned speakers of Nokia's high-end phones must have been modified by the equipment department. The ringtone became louder and louder, becoming more and more high-pitched. It was like the scream of a rooster, it was so penetrating that it could be heard from a long distance away.
This cell phone ringtone, which was like music from the underworld, was indeed an atmosphere killer. Jiang Xun, who was completely uninterested, walked to the middle of the road to pick up his cell phone, pressed the answer button, and feebly said hello to the principal.
"Speak louder, young man, you have killed a next-generation species, show the spirit of a dragon-slaying warrior, young man." Angers voice sounded very excited.
"I really can't get excited." Jiang Xun sighed, "Principal, do you know what the warrior in the knight novel should do after cutting off the dragon's head?"
"Exploring the dragon's treasure cave?" Angers asked.
"It is very important to explore the evil dragon's treasure cave, but principal, we should not forget our original intention. Isn't the original intention of the righteous knight before embarking on the great journey of slaying the dragon to take back the girl snatched away by the evil dragon?"
Angers was silent for a moment, "Then should I call you after a while? How long do you need? Three minutes? Three ten minutes? Or three hours? Remember to take safety measures. It may be a little impersonal, but this It is the academy's rule. Considering the stability of the dragon bloodline and the probability of giving birth to deformed offspring, you need to apply to the academy in advance for marriage and childbirth, and we will evaluate you and your partner."
Hey, hey, hey, Comrade Principal, don't think of me as an old pervert like you.
I'm still a high school student who hasn't graduated yet.
Our socialist high school students are completely different from the evil capitalist high school students.The love of our Chinese high school students is just holding hands and kissing on the lips, but now we don’t even kiss on the lips, it’s all messed up by you.
"I'll call you back in 10 minutes." Jiang Xun said.
"10 minutes, only 10 minutes. How can a great dragon slayer only have 10 minutes?" The principal's tone was full of hatred that iron cannot be made into steel. "You need to exercise more, young man. I will ask Norma to send you a set later." PC muscle training methods and sensitivity..."
Jiang Xun pressed the hang up button.
He glanced at Su Xiaoqiang. Her expression did not change. She probably breathed a sigh of relief as she did not hear the easily misunderstood words the principal just said.
"People from school are looking for me. I'll take you home first. I'm sorry for tonight." Jiang Xun said
"It's okay." Su Xiaoqiang came over and held his hand.
The two of them walked out of the alley, then crossed half a long street, and arrived at the pavilion near Su Xiaoqiang's villa.
"Remember to agree with your mother in advance that you won't go home on the night of graduation and will stay at your classmates' house. Don't forget it."
Jiang Xun slapped Su Xiaoqiang on the face and ran away, leaving the blushing mixed-race beautiful girl messy in the wind.
After separating from Su Xiaoqiang, Jiang found a deserted corner and called the principal back.
"Tell me, what do you want to see me for? I'm just an ordinary high school student with Z-level blood. If there are new extracurricular activities, I recommend Lu Mingfei, the favorite of S-level. He has done nothing. I received a scholarship of US$36000 and worked hard to get the same treatment as him." Jiang Xun said angrily.
"Lu Mingfei, well, he is a genius, but he still needs time to grow. Classmate Jiang Xun, don't belittle yourself because of your bloodline. Bloodline is not everything. I believe you can become a great dragon slayer. Your The name will be remembered by future generations." The principal continued to draw the pie.
"Thank you, principal. I will definitely work hard and devote myself to our great dragon-slaying cause until my death." Jiang Xun said perfunctorily.
After death, he just farted. When it came to a critical moment, he ran away decisively.
"What I am going to say next is very important. These things should not be said to you, a freshman, but you have proven your ability in the last test, so I am looking forward to your performance in this mission. Currently, there are about 300 people from the Executive Department all over the world searching for the location of the Dragon Tomb. Among them, the one closest to the location of the Dragon Tomb is in China. I hope..."
"Stop!" Jiang Xun interrupted Ange.
"What's wrong?" Although Ange was a thug at heart, he was still very well-educated and was not angry because he was interrupted in the middle of his speech.
"Mr. Principal, do you know what is the most profitable thing in China now?" Jiang Xun asked with bright eyes.
"what?"
"It's real estate. Although it missed the rapid growth period from 00 to 08, real estate still has a lot of room for growth. Let me tell you that I have my eye on a few pieces of land. I have inside information and know the future layout of the city's transportation hub. The city has already been planned. Buying these lands is like buying a gold mine with the money you spent on a copper mine. You are just picking up the money..."
Jiang Xun Balabala kept telling Ange how profitable it is to invest in real estate in China.
Angers was a little confused, aren't we talking about slaying dragons?How did it turn into fooling foreign friends into investing in Chinese real estate.
(End of this chapter)
There was once a must-win game before him, but he forgot to turn off his phone, and he regretted it until the base was bulldozed.
He thought that the most painful thing in the world was this. Until tonight, he should have tasted the school beauty and tried the brand of lipstick she used, but he forgot to turn off his mobile phone.
He was such a fool, he fell twice in the same pit in different positions.
"Answer the phone." Jiang Xun smiled helplessly at Su Xiaoqiang, and took out a mobile phone that looked like a happy stick with overclocking mode on from his pocket.
When Jiang Xun looked at the number on it, his face instantly felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten a pound of Fengel. Why was it this bad old man Anger again?
He was about to hear what the unscrupulous principal was going to do to him, when his phone was snatched away by Su Xiaoqiang.
"It's not a girl's call, it's a bad old man..."
Before Jiang Xun finished explaining, he saw the phone being thrown in a 45-degree parabola. Unexpectedly, Su Xiaoqiang still had a talent for baseball. She threw the most handsome bye home run in baseball with her bare hands. The phone was flying in the air. Cross a perfect arc and land in the middle of the intersection.
"I'll buy you a new one, now, kiss me." Su Xiaoqiang wrapped his arms around Jiang Xun's neck and kissed him proactively.
The rich woman's aura that hit him was no less domineering than the Yonko-level overlord in One Piece. He was turned away by this girl and waited blankly for the female gangster to molest him.
The delicate face of the female gangster slowly came closer, and her sweet but not greasy fragrance drifted past his nose. Unfortunately, those red lips as shiny as cherry blossom jelly stopped an inch in front of his lips.
The female hooligan sighed, "Go and answer the phone."
But he also felt like he should answer the call.
The school gave me a Nokia that could crack walnuts, and it didn't break even after such a long distance.
That N96 was jumping energetically on the cement floor like a live fish just out of the water. The originally well-tuned speakers of Nokia's high-end phones must have been modified by the equipment department. The ringtone became louder and louder, becoming more and more high-pitched. It was like the scream of a rooster, it was so penetrating that it could be heard from a long distance away.
This cell phone ringtone, which was like music from the underworld, was indeed an atmosphere killer. Jiang Xun, who was completely uninterested, walked to the middle of the road to pick up his cell phone, pressed the answer button, and feebly said hello to the principal.
"Speak louder, young man, you have killed a next-generation species, show the spirit of a dragon-slaying warrior, young man." Angers voice sounded very excited.
"I really can't get excited." Jiang Xun sighed, "Principal, do you know what the warrior in the knight novel should do after cutting off the dragon's head?"
"Exploring the dragon's treasure cave?" Angers asked.
"It is very important to explore the evil dragon's treasure cave, but principal, we should not forget our original intention. Isn't the original intention of the righteous knight before embarking on the great journey of slaying the dragon to take back the girl snatched away by the evil dragon?"
Angers was silent for a moment, "Then should I call you after a while? How long do you need? Three minutes? Three ten minutes? Or three hours? Remember to take safety measures. It may be a little impersonal, but this It is the academy's rule. Considering the stability of the dragon bloodline and the probability of giving birth to deformed offspring, you need to apply to the academy in advance for marriage and childbirth, and we will evaluate you and your partner."
Hey, hey, hey, Comrade Principal, don't think of me as an old pervert like you.
I'm still a high school student who hasn't graduated yet.
Our socialist high school students are completely different from the evil capitalist high school students.The love of our Chinese high school students is just holding hands and kissing on the lips, but now we don’t even kiss on the lips, it’s all messed up by you.
"I'll call you back in 10 minutes." Jiang Xun said.
"10 minutes, only 10 minutes. How can a great dragon slayer only have 10 minutes?" The principal's tone was full of hatred that iron cannot be made into steel. "You need to exercise more, young man. I will ask Norma to send you a set later." PC muscle training methods and sensitivity..."
Jiang Xun pressed the hang up button.
He glanced at Su Xiaoqiang. Her expression did not change. She probably breathed a sigh of relief as she did not hear the easily misunderstood words the principal just said.
"People from school are looking for me. I'll take you home first. I'm sorry for tonight." Jiang Xun said
"It's okay." Su Xiaoqiang came over and held his hand.
The two of them walked out of the alley, then crossed half a long street, and arrived at the pavilion near Su Xiaoqiang's villa.
"Remember to agree with your mother in advance that you won't go home on the night of graduation and will stay at your classmates' house. Don't forget it."
Jiang Xun slapped Su Xiaoqiang on the face and ran away, leaving the blushing mixed-race beautiful girl messy in the wind.
After separating from Su Xiaoqiang, Jiang found a deserted corner and called the principal back.
"Tell me, what do you want to see me for? I'm just an ordinary high school student with Z-level blood. If there are new extracurricular activities, I recommend Lu Mingfei, the favorite of S-level. He has done nothing. I received a scholarship of US$36000 and worked hard to get the same treatment as him." Jiang Xun said angrily.
"Lu Mingfei, well, he is a genius, but he still needs time to grow. Classmate Jiang Xun, don't belittle yourself because of your bloodline. Bloodline is not everything. I believe you can become a great dragon slayer. Your The name will be remembered by future generations." The principal continued to draw the pie.
"Thank you, principal. I will definitely work hard and devote myself to our great dragon-slaying cause until my death." Jiang Xun said perfunctorily.
After death, he just farted. When it came to a critical moment, he ran away decisively.
"What I am going to say next is very important. These things should not be said to you, a freshman, but you have proven your ability in the last test, so I am looking forward to your performance in this mission. Currently, there are about 300 people from the Executive Department all over the world searching for the location of the Dragon Tomb. Among them, the one closest to the location of the Dragon Tomb is in China. I hope..."
"Stop!" Jiang Xun interrupted Ange.
"What's wrong?" Although Ange was a thug at heart, he was still very well-educated and was not angry because he was interrupted in the middle of his speech.
"Mr. Principal, do you know what is the most profitable thing in China now?" Jiang Xun asked with bright eyes.
"what?"
"It's real estate. Although it missed the rapid growth period from 00 to 08, real estate still has a lot of room for growth. Let me tell you that I have my eye on a few pieces of land. I have inside information and know the future layout of the city's transportation hub. The city has already been planned. Buying these lands is like buying a gold mine with the money you spent on a copper mine. You are just picking up the money..."
Jiang Xun Balabala kept telling Ange how profitable it is to invest in real estate in China.
Angers was a little confused, aren't we talking about slaying dragons?How did it turn into fooling foreign friends into investing in Chinese real estate.
(End of this chapter)
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