Happy Wind Man of the Dragon Clan

Chapter 34 Bounty Hunter
Hearing the story of Old Tang being harassed by the evil Aunt How good it is."

"How can this work? Am I that kind of person?" Old Tang said righteously, and then became frustrated again, "The main reason is that Aunt Jenny is too scary, very big."

"How big is it?" Jiang Xun asked.

"How big is it? It's almost as wide as a door and a half." Old Tang opened his hands and gestured in front of the camera, indicating the size of Aunt Jenny, and then whispered his guess: "I suspect this guy is like a fat dog." Like rats, they've been stealing food from food banks."

"Then why didn't you report her?"

"Why should I report others? It's my own guess. What if I guess wrong? It's really not easy for Jenny, a single mother with two children, to live in New York," Old Tang sighed, and then looked at it suspiciously Looking at him, he said, "You just said something, didn't you?"

"No, you heard wrong." Jiang Xun continued typing.

"Good guy, Jiang Xun, you dare to deceive me, I thought I was really deaf." Old Tang said angrily.

Jiang Xun said the word melon pi once before when he was playing a game, but he didn't expect Lao Tang, a guy with average Chinese, to learn it so quickly.

Sure enough, the fastest way to learn a language is to use curse words.

Many Chinese students fail the English test, but they can learn words starting with F, son of a watch, and so on.

"Old Tang, you are such a good guy." Jiang Xun couldn't help but say.

"Not a very nice person." Old Tang scratched his messy hair, "Did I tell you? I was a bounty hunter in America."

Bounty hunter Jiang Xun knew that this should be regarded as a profession unique to the United States.

In the past, the western United States was desolate, and fugitives often fled here, resulting in poor public security.

The local Sheriff's Department doesn't have the manpower to hunt them down.Therefore, they will put up reward posters and pay high rewards for successfully apprehending fugitives.

For this reward, bounty hunters will hunt down these criminals mercilessly, and they will do whatever it takes to catch the fugitives, dead or alive.

Bounty hunters are legally protected pursuit practitioners officially licensed by the United States. Only 56 of the 4 states in the United States do not permit this profession.

What's even more bizarre is that bounty hunters have greater rights than the police in the United States. They do not need a warrant to enter private residences to search for criminals unannounced.

Private organizations have greater rights than state institutions. This nonsense can only happen in a country with "sweet" air.

Free beautiful rape, shot every day.

"Bounty hunting is very profitable. You have such a popular profession. Old Tang is awesome. I heard that there is a bounty hunter named Chapman who is very powerful. He has captured more than 6000 fugitives. Later, He made a reality show, and Hollywood also made a movie based on him, I forgot what it was called.”

Jiang Xun was a little excited thinking about the news about bounty hunters that he had seen before.

"By the way, there is also a pink lipstick team, but these aunts who are all Barbie fans are a bit scary, especially since they are so old that they drive pink buses, and even the handcuffs are pink. To be honest, it's a bit disgusting, if I am a fugitive. The thought of being handcuffed by a group of aunts in pink outfits and posing in front of the camera with pink handcuffs makes me sick. I might as well surrender myself. I really can’t stand their reality shows. ." Jiang Xun complained. "I'm not a formal bounty hunter." Old Tang shook his head. "A formal bounty hunter needs to study law, take vocational training and take exams, and only those who pass will be awarded a business license. I didn't even go to college. , if you ask me, a guy who graduated from high school, to take a law-related exam, won’t it cost my life?”

"Why can't you take the exam after graduating from high school? I heard that Chapman dropped out of school in the ninth grade. You have to believe in yourself, you can do it, middle-aged." Jiang Xun cheered.

"Anyway, I hate the law." Old Tang waved his hand irritably, "I am naturally resistant to some supernatural things. For example, when I go to the ancient tomb, other people will get into trouble, but I will not. Some curses that are rumored to be very effective against It didn’t work for me either, I was born to do this, and I am now fairly well-known in the hunter circle, and I am now a high-level bounty hunter.”

Old Tang started talking again.

"A senior bounty hunter should be very rich, but you are so stingy that you can only treat us to hot dogs and greyhound rides. Old Tang, you are really not interesting."

Jiang Xun said angrily.

"Actually, you are bragging. If you are really a high-level bounty hunter, how come you live in a low-rent house next to the light rail? The banging banging all day long bothers me even if you don't. Don't tell me that you have a special hobby. , I have to listen to the sound of the train to fall asleep."

"The bounty is directly proportional to the degree of danger. Some of my friends who were bounty hunters suddenly disappeared during the mission and never came back. No one was seen alive or dead, leaving behind orphans and widows. It's very pitiful, we are all friends, please help if you can." Old Tang said with a wry smile.

"Old Tang, your Chinese is getting better and better, and you can use idioms effectively. And I apologize for what I just said. You are a very loyal guy. You are a true man and a real man. You When you come to China, I will treat you to the best soup in China: Buddha Jumps over the Wall." Jiang Xun praised.

Jiang Xun had always had a question before. They were all bounty hunters, and their surname was Tang. Old Tang was also a high-level bounty hunter.

Why is it that Tang Wei, who owns a house, a car and his own security company, is ready to retire and go to Vietnam to live a happy life at such a young age?But Old Tang was reduced to the point of asking for social relief funds. It turned out that this guy went to support other people's wives and children.

Living like this, he still has to help others. This Dragon King is more like a human being than a human being. He is really a moral model in the new century. If there is an award for touching America, it should be given to Old Tang.

"It's not that exaggerated." Old Tang smiled shyly, and admonished like a lost prodigal: "You and Lu Mingfei should go to school and study hard after getting into a prestigious school. I'll stop after one more vote. .”

"You can't say that. In the movie, if you wash your hands in a golden basin, if you do the last thing, you will definitely die. After that, you will receive a box lunch."

Old Tang was stunned for a moment, "It seems to be true."

"So listen to my advice, or just let it go. You won't die if you touch Aunt Jenny's butt. If you want to go to college, I can sponsor you. Just treat it as an investment. I recommend you to study materials science or weapons. Production-related majors." Jiang Xun said sincerely.

He just got [-] million yuan, which is still affordable for others to go to college.

"Thank you, brother," Old Tang said with a smile. He waved to him. "I will think about it carefully. Now I am going to play cards. It is late at night in China. You should also go to bed early. We will chat when you have time. Bye ."

After Old Tang finished speaking, he logged off. Jiang Xun looked at Old Tang's gray profile picture. He felt that there was little chance that this guy would agree to be sponsored by him to go to college.

After all, this guy is a self-improvement dragon king who would rather trade his life for money than receive unemployment benefits.

(End of this chapter)