Happy Wind Man of the Dragon Clan
Chapter 7 The Three Great Illusions of Life
Chapter 7 Three major illusions in life
Jiang Xuncong found the target of his trip in the corner of Chu Tianjiao's secret room, a heavy aluminum alloy box with the silver emblem of the half-decayed World Tree engraved on the outer shell.
The box was locked, and the lock was so intricately designed that even with his first-class lockpicking skills, he couldn't open it.
After all, the emblem of the half-decayed World Tree on this box represents a school named Kassel, which says that the university has only one major - Dragon Slaying.
There are the most advanced technologies of mankind as well as the knowledge of alchemy and speech spirit originated from the dragon clan.
If he tried to open this box by force, it might explode. The Equipment Department of Cassel College is a group of lunatics. They can install bombs in lighters, hair dryers, and leather shoes. Jiang Xun would not dare to bet on lunatics. thinking logic.
So he gave up the idea of smashing open the box. If he wanted to open this high-level alchemy weapon box, he had to find a way to get a Cassel College student card. He had no choice but to think of another way.
He stored the box in the system space and left the hut belonging to the legendary dragon slayer.
As for Chu Tianjiao's pile of expensive relics, he didn't touch them at all.
He planned to tell Chu Tianjiao's Shaolin monk-like son Chu Zihang later, telling him that there was still a place in the world where many traces of his dead slut father were hidden.
A real trace of Chu Tianjiao.
...
Early the next morning, Jiang Xun came to school with two big dark circles under his eyes. As soon as he got to his desk, he lay down and started to sleep.
After returning from the industrial park last night, he challenged the Canyon Pioneer again. This time he was hammered into a pulp by the Canyon Pioneer's large pliers. The real feeling of death stimulated his heart and adrenal glands, and then I couldn't sleep at all.
He could only turn on the computer and prepare to play games for a while.
Without his favorite League of Legends, LOL was not released in the United States until October this year. In China, it was not until 10 when it was represented by Tencent before it began public testing. It would have to wait until 2011 to become popular.
In addition to StarCraft, there are only three games on his computer: Minesweeper and Spider Solitaire.
After weighing the three games, he finally clicked on StarCraft. Unexpectedly, he was tortured to pieces by humans and machines.
In fact, after gaining Yasuo's power, his nerve reaction speed has been greatly improved compared to before, but FMD StarCraft is too difficult.
Although he has played LOL, his last record in LOL was 0-12 for Happy Man. If nothing else, it should be 0-21.
For these two games, let’s not talk about the operations of top players, but let’s talk about the experience of civilian players. LOL is far less difficult to operate than StarCraft. This may be an important reason why StarCraft is not as popular as LOL in China - it is for novices to get started. Difficulty is too high.
Jiang Xun, who didn't believe in evil, continued to play, but he didn't even hit the man-machine after playing all night. He was so angry that he played until the alarm clock rang the next day before turning off the phone and going to school.
Since Jiang Xun was already a senior in his previous life, he had long forgotten all his high school knowledge. Now there was only one month left before the college entrance examination, and he couldn't catch up even though he studied hard, so he simply didn't take the college entrance examination.
As a landlord, wouldn't it be nice to live a boring life like collecting rent every three days?
Moreover, he majored in finance in his previous life. He, an ordinary 211 college student, would not be hired by a prestigious place like an investment bank after graduating. He might just go to a small bank and wait to die.
But his four years of college were not without success. An elective course teacher in his college assigned a class assignment, which was to write a paper on the analysis of bull stocks and monster stocks in the Chinese stock market over the years.
You said that you, an elective course teacher, should take your class well, and I would drool while looking at your long black stockings legs. Wouldn't it be better for everyone to just hang out?
Arrange a Hammer thesis, all the bells and whistles!When he was researching information and writing a paper in the dormitory, he scolded the teacher countless times.
But now, if that beautiful elective course teacher with long black stockings, long hair and cross-legged legs appeared in front of him, he could not wait to hug her and kiss her hard.
Developed, developed!
So I still took the crappy college entrance examination.
If he wanted to go to college, he would only go to Cassel College of Dragon Slaying University to learn dragon slaying skills. He didn’t know if Cassel College would want him because Jiang Xun had gone through his own memories and his family members. None have special functions.
The system's evaluation of him is that the dragon's blood is weak and has the same milk content as a certain cow's yogurt. Isn't this the same as nothing?
Mixed breeds rely on blood level to distinguish people. He thought about his broken blood and wondered whether Kassel College would accept him.
If he didn't accept him, he would have no choice but to go to the United States to try his luck. Maybe he could find Kassel College on his own like Chu Zihang.
So as soon as he arrived in the classroom, he slept soundly and peacefully. He didn't fit in with the other high school seniors who were preparing for the college entrance examination in the classroom. The other person who was separated from the crowd was Lu Mingfei.
Lu Mingfei took the TOEFL exam with him, preparing to follow the trend of the times and abandon the exam to study abroad.
However, Lu Mingfei spent three years in high school as a poor student, and his grades were among the best in the class.Therefore, no American university has blindly favored him.
And this guy's biggest hobby is daydreaming. As soon as he goes to class, he travels around the world and becomes a savior to save the world.
Jiang Xun slept until the bell rang at the end of the second period and then woke up. When he woke up, he patted the shoulder of Lu Mingfei, an interstellar master who was in a daze, and asked him for advice on how to ravage humans and machines in StarCraft.
Lu Mingfei was very moved by Jiang Xun's shameless behavior and taught him all his game experience without any reservation.
In fact, the main reason is that the time is not right now, and StarCraft is not very popular among high school students in China.
On the one hand, the threshold of StarCraft is too high, and the requirements for hand speed and brain reaction speed are very high. After all, one person controls an army, and different units in the army have different skills.
On the other hand, the games of this period are really in full bloom, such as Battle for Hegemony, CF, Poisoned Milk Powder, Krypton Gold Journey to the West...
Unlike the later LOL fire, the boys basically discussed the various combos and outfits of LOL after class. If it was at that time, the game master Lu Mingfei would not be marginalized by the class, but would become the leader of the class. Delicious.
Of course, there is no such privilege as the right to first choose a mate, but there is no shortage of admiration from the same sex.
As Jiang Xun listened to Lu Mingfei's explanation, he suddenly realized that this was how the game of StarCraft was played, and that the Zerg race could become so powerful if it was played well.
Listening to Lu Mingfei's words was far better than playing the game for a month and comprehending it alone.
I understand, I understand, thank you Master Lu.
He is very confident that when he returns home, he can use the Zerg to easily kill the human race and the protoss on the computer. In the human-machine custom mode, there is no problem in one against two.
One thing to say, Lu Mingfei has a really high understanding of the game. It’s a pity that this kid was born at the wrong time. If only he had become a professional player when LOL became popular and became an anchor after retiring, telling stupid jokes. , it’s really a great way to make money.
After all, although Mr. Lu has a popular appearance, his appearance can be regarded as a standout among the group of anchors who will become popular in the future.
Think about what those big LOL anchors will be in the future?
A slutty pig, a baboon, a bald old man...
Compared with the future No. [-] brother of Douyu, Lu Mingfei is the three ugly players in e-sports: [-]-[-], Lu Benwei, and white are more than a little more handsome.
Lu Mingfei usually had his eyebrows raised and his eyes dull, but when he talked about games, his eyes lit up and he couldn't stop.
Jiang Xun listened with great interest and responded from time to time, acting as a qualified compliment.
At this time, Lu Mingfei suddenly stopped and whispered in his ear: "Axun, Su Xiaoqiang is looking at you."
When Jiang Xun heard this, he turned his head and met Su Xiaoqiang's eyes. The two looked at each other for a long time. The little goddess blushed and stared into his eyes unwilling to show weakness.
He found it boring, so he moved his eyes away, ready to listen to Teacher Lu continue to explain how the Zerg used the puppy triangle pathfinding method to obtain the maximum field of view at the minimum cost.
However, Lu Mingfei lost interest in continuing to be a teacher. After hesitating for a while, he asked cautiously: "Have you confessed to the little goddess again?"
"No." Jiang Xun shook his head.
"Then why is she looking at you like that? Did you do anything excessive to her? It's the first time I've seen the little goddess look like this, as if she wants to eat you alive." Lu Mingfei said strangely.
Excessive things?
Does tearing her clothes off count?
Does touching her body count?
This is not a feudal society where you have to be responsible for a girl after seeing her beautiful feet. Besides, he didn't mean it. He saved her life anyway, so there was no need to be tortured.
As for the fact that Su Xiaoqiang would like him because of this, it was absolutely impossible in his opinion.
The three major illusions in life: my phone vibrates, I can fight back, and she likes me.
When he was playing Yasuo, even if there were five people chasing him from the opposite side, he still thought he could counter-kill him. He overturned every time and never succeeded in counter-killing him.
So the fact that Su Xiaoqiang likes him is undoubtedly his illusion.
"No, absolutely not," Jiang Xun shook his head, "Don't talk about girls. What's the point of girls? Games are more fun. Lu Mingfei, please tell me how to avoid the detection of the gods with this puppy triangle pathfinding method. Units."
I don’t know if it’s because of a dream, but the author is chasing the phantom.Is it an illusion?I seem to see readers voting for me.
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Xuncong found the target of his trip in the corner of Chu Tianjiao's secret room, a heavy aluminum alloy box with the silver emblem of the half-decayed World Tree engraved on the outer shell.
The box was locked, and the lock was so intricately designed that even with his first-class lockpicking skills, he couldn't open it.
After all, the emblem of the half-decayed World Tree on this box represents a school named Kassel, which says that the university has only one major - Dragon Slaying.
There are the most advanced technologies of mankind as well as the knowledge of alchemy and speech spirit originated from the dragon clan.
If he tried to open this box by force, it might explode. The Equipment Department of Cassel College is a group of lunatics. They can install bombs in lighters, hair dryers, and leather shoes. Jiang Xun would not dare to bet on lunatics. thinking logic.
So he gave up the idea of smashing open the box. If he wanted to open this high-level alchemy weapon box, he had to find a way to get a Cassel College student card. He had no choice but to think of another way.
He stored the box in the system space and left the hut belonging to the legendary dragon slayer.
As for Chu Tianjiao's pile of expensive relics, he didn't touch them at all.
He planned to tell Chu Tianjiao's Shaolin monk-like son Chu Zihang later, telling him that there was still a place in the world where many traces of his dead slut father were hidden.
A real trace of Chu Tianjiao.
...
Early the next morning, Jiang Xun came to school with two big dark circles under his eyes. As soon as he got to his desk, he lay down and started to sleep.
After returning from the industrial park last night, he challenged the Canyon Pioneer again. This time he was hammered into a pulp by the Canyon Pioneer's large pliers. The real feeling of death stimulated his heart and adrenal glands, and then I couldn't sleep at all.
He could only turn on the computer and prepare to play games for a while.
Without his favorite League of Legends, LOL was not released in the United States until October this year. In China, it was not until 10 when it was represented by Tencent before it began public testing. It would have to wait until 2011 to become popular.
In addition to StarCraft, there are only three games on his computer: Minesweeper and Spider Solitaire.
After weighing the three games, he finally clicked on StarCraft. Unexpectedly, he was tortured to pieces by humans and machines.
In fact, after gaining Yasuo's power, his nerve reaction speed has been greatly improved compared to before, but FMD StarCraft is too difficult.
Although he has played LOL, his last record in LOL was 0-12 for Happy Man. If nothing else, it should be 0-21.
For these two games, let’s not talk about the operations of top players, but let’s talk about the experience of civilian players. LOL is far less difficult to operate than StarCraft. This may be an important reason why StarCraft is not as popular as LOL in China - it is for novices to get started. Difficulty is too high.
Jiang Xun, who didn't believe in evil, continued to play, but he didn't even hit the man-machine after playing all night. He was so angry that he played until the alarm clock rang the next day before turning off the phone and going to school.
Since Jiang Xun was already a senior in his previous life, he had long forgotten all his high school knowledge. Now there was only one month left before the college entrance examination, and he couldn't catch up even though he studied hard, so he simply didn't take the college entrance examination.
As a landlord, wouldn't it be nice to live a boring life like collecting rent every three days?
Moreover, he majored in finance in his previous life. He, an ordinary 211 college student, would not be hired by a prestigious place like an investment bank after graduating. He might just go to a small bank and wait to die.
But his four years of college were not without success. An elective course teacher in his college assigned a class assignment, which was to write a paper on the analysis of bull stocks and monster stocks in the Chinese stock market over the years.
You said that you, an elective course teacher, should take your class well, and I would drool while looking at your long black stockings legs. Wouldn't it be better for everyone to just hang out?
Arrange a Hammer thesis, all the bells and whistles!When he was researching information and writing a paper in the dormitory, he scolded the teacher countless times.
But now, if that beautiful elective course teacher with long black stockings, long hair and cross-legged legs appeared in front of him, he could not wait to hug her and kiss her hard.
Developed, developed!
So I still took the crappy college entrance examination.
If he wanted to go to college, he would only go to Cassel College of Dragon Slaying University to learn dragon slaying skills. He didn’t know if Cassel College would want him because Jiang Xun had gone through his own memories and his family members. None have special functions.
The system's evaluation of him is that the dragon's blood is weak and has the same milk content as a certain cow's yogurt. Isn't this the same as nothing?
Mixed breeds rely on blood level to distinguish people. He thought about his broken blood and wondered whether Kassel College would accept him.
If he didn't accept him, he would have no choice but to go to the United States to try his luck. Maybe he could find Kassel College on his own like Chu Zihang.
So as soon as he arrived in the classroom, he slept soundly and peacefully. He didn't fit in with the other high school seniors who were preparing for the college entrance examination in the classroom. The other person who was separated from the crowd was Lu Mingfei.
Lu Mingfei took the TOEFL exam with him, preparing to follow the trend of the times and abandon the exam to study abroad.
However, Lu Mingfei spent three years in high school as a poor student, and his grades were among the best in the class.Therefore, no American university has blindly favored him.
And this guy's biggest hobby is daydreaming. As soon as he goes to class, he travels around the world and becomes a savior to save the world.
Jiang Xun slept until the bell rang at the end of the second period and then woke up. When he woke up, he patted the shoulder of Lu Mingfei, an interstellar master who was in a daze, and asked him for advice on how to ravage humans and machines in StarCraft.
Lu Mingfei was very moved by Jiang Xun's shameless behavior and taught him all his game experience without any reservation.
In fact, the main reason is that the time is not right now, and StarCraft is not very popular among high school students in China.
On the one hand, the threshold of StarCraft is too high, and the requirements for hand speed and brain reaction speed are very high. After all, one person controls an army, and different units in the army have different skills.
On the other hand, the games of this period are really in full bloom, such as Battle for Hegemony, CF, Poisoned Milk Powder, Krypton Gold Journey to the West...
Unlike the later LOL fire, the boys basically discussed the various combos and outfits of LOL after class. If it was at that time, the game master Lu Mingfei would not be marginalized by the class, but would become the leader of the class. Delicious.
Of course, there is no such privilege as the right to first choose a mate, but there is no shortage of admiration from the same sex.
As Jiang Xun listened to Lu Mingfei's explanation, he suddenly realized that this was how the game of StarCraft was played, and that the Zerg race could become so powerful if it was played well.
Listening to Lu Mingfei's words was far better than playing the game for a month and comprehending it alone.
I understand, I understand, thank you Master Lu.
He is very confident that when he returns home, he can use the Zerg to easily kill the human race and the protoss on the computer. In the human-machine custom mode, there is no problem in one against two.
One thing to say, Lu Mingfei has a really high understanding of the game. It’s a pity that this kid was born at the wrong time. If only he had become a professional player when LOL became popular and became an anchor after retiring, telling stupid jokes. , it’s really a great way to make money.
After all, although Mr. Lu has a popular appearance, his appearance can be regarded as a standout among the group of anchors who will become popular in the future.
Think about what those big LOL anchors will be in the future?
A slutty pig, a baboon, a bald old man...
Compared with the future No. [-] brother of Douyu, Lu Mingfei is the three ugly players in e-sports: [-]-[-], Lu Benwei, and white are more than a little more handsome.
Lu Mingfei usually had his eyebrows raised and his eyes dull, but when he talked about games, his eyes lit up and he couldn't stop.
Jiang Xun listened with great interest and responded from time to time, acting as a qualified compliment.
At this time, Lu Mingfei suddenly stopped and whispered in his ear: "Axun, Su Xiaoqiang is looking at you."
When Jiang Xun heard this, he turned his head and met Su Xiaoqiang's eyes. The two looked at each other for a long time. The little goddess blushed and stared into his eyes unwilling to show weakness.
He found it boring, so he moved his eyes away, ready to listen to Teacher Lu continue to explain how the Zerg used the puppy triangle pathfinding method to obtain the maximum field of view at the minimum cost.
However, Lu Mingfei lost interest in continuing to be a teacher. After hesitating for a while, he asked cautiously: "Have you confessed to the little goddess again?"
"No." Jiang Xun shook his head.
"Then why is she looking at you like that? Did you do anything excessive to her? It's the first time I've seen the little goddess look like this, as if she wants to eat you alive." Lu Mingfei said strangely.
Excessive things?
Does tearing her clothes off count?
Does touching her body count?
This is not a feudal society where you have to be responsible for a girl after seeing her beautiful feet. Besides, he didn't mean it. He saved her life anyway, so there was no need to be tortured.
As for the fact that Su Xiaoqiang would like him because of this, it was absolutely impossible in his opinion.
The three major illusions in life: my phone vibrates, I can fight back, and she likes me.
When he was playing Yasuo, even if there were five people chasing him from the opposite side, he still thought he could counter-kill him. He overturned every time and never succeeded in counter-killing him.
So the fact that Su Xiaoqiang likes him is undoubtedly his illusion.
"No, absolutely not," Jiang Xun shook his head, "Don't talk about girls. What's the point of girls? Games are more fun. Lu Mingfei, please tell me how to avoid the detection of the gods with this puppy triangle pathfinding method. Units."
I don’t know if it’s because of a dream, but the author is chasing the phantom.Is it an illusion?I seem to see readers voting for me.
(End of this chapter)
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