Happy Wind Man of the Dragon Clan

Chapter 71 Eddie’s Chinese Friend

Eddie was so overwhelmed by the sight of the goddess that he was at a loss. He lost his grip on the beer bottle and dropped it to the ground.

One hand grabbed the bottle of wine before it hit the ground and stuffed it into his hand.

With such a quick reaction, Eddie looked in the direction of the hand and found that it was a tall, muscular Asian man with a cat.

Europeans and Americans are generally face-blind to Asians, and Jiang Xun is relatively ordinary-looking, so Eddie did not recognize him as the so-called boyfriend Su Xiaoqiang posted in the Facebook photo.

"Thank you, if you don't mind, you can sit with us." Eddie looked at the man and said.

He went to the dance alone, without a dance partner, but brought a fat blue cat with him. He couldn't possibly dance with the cat, right?
Eddie extended an invitation to him out of sympathy for singles.

Jiang Xun looked at Eddie's fat face and was a little surprised that it was this guy.

He checked the time again and found that there was still some time before the end of the dance. He mentally greeted the ancestor of the bastard who helped him guide the way.

MD, that bastard not only pointed him in the wrong direction, but he also favored him in time.

So he sent a text message back to Su Xiaoqiang, and sat down with Fat Eddie to have a drink.

Jiang Xun had seen Eddie's report on the news in his previous life, and recognized him through the photos on the news. This little fat guy who looked harmless to humans and animals would be arrested by the FBI in 10 years for endangering national security.

On the surface, Eddie is a dull otaku majoring in computers, but secretly he is a top hacker.

It's not surprising that someone with a background in computer science would become a hacker, but Eddie was different.

Eddie is a talent, a Wolong-level talent.

Jiang Xun's definition of talent is that talent may not be tall or handsome, but it must be cool.

Eddie has a baby face, is fat, and wears black-rimmed glasses as thick as the bottoms of beer bottles. He looks like an overweight, oversized, demented child, but behind his back, this guy is extremely sullen.

One of his most famous things is that when he was 15 years old, he blocked the direct broadcast of adult films on TV stations because he was dissatisfied that a large-scale film starring a sexy actress he liked was rated NC-17 by the Film Association.

NC-17 is a restricted film that is strictly prohibited for those under 17 years of age to enter theaters.

Eddie was so angry. He thought it was an art film and those guys from the Film Association were a bunch of assholes.

In order to punish these stubborn guys, he hacked the camera of the film association president's lover's home, collected a large amount of material, and edited it into a short film.

Because the old guy, the president of the Film Association, had too short time each time, Eddie collected materials for several months to get half an hour.

Then he hacked several large TV stations and replaced the live broadcast of the Film Association Awards at the end of the year with the public execution of the president.

The guy was never caught at the time, and it wasn't until many years later, when Eddie was arrested by the FBI, that the truth about the case came to light.

Jiang Xun became friends with Eddie in just one glass of wine, but he found that Eddie was peeking at Su Xiaoqiang. He was originally going to pick up the wine bottle on the ground to help this guy sober up.

Then he noticed that Eddie's eyes were just full of longing, and there was nothing unclean about him before he forgave this guy. He still had this tolerance.

For example, Nono said that she had been dating since kindergarten and had more than 100 boyfriends. Her ex-boyfriends could form a reinforcement platoon. Later, even her fiancée ran away with another man and Caesar forgave her.

The eldest son of Gattuso's family is really magnanimous.

It is known that Kaigatoussa has long hair as golden as gold, and the sea water in his hometown of Portofino is blue and Caesar has been fond of swimming since he was a child and has been soaking in the sea all year round. What color is Caesar's hair?
Answer: Primary school art tells us that yellow plus blue equals green.

"Eddie, are you peeking at that girl, right?" Jiang Xun put down the bottle of wine in his hand and said to Eddie.

"No, I didn't. You got it wrong." Eddie quickly looked away and denied three times in a row. "That girl is really beautiful, but I saw her sitting there alone, why didn't anyone invite her to dance?" Jiang Xun asked, seemingly puzzled.

"Are you talking about Su Xiaoqiang? She is a Chinese student studying abroad. Many guys who think they are outstanding have invited her tonight, but none of them have succeeded. Those idiots have great courage, but they are not qualified to dance with the princess at all." Eddie said disdainfully.

Jiang Xun poured himself another glass of amber rum.

He originally thought that the wine brewed from sugar cane juice was sweet, but he didn't taste the sweetness, only that it was a bit bitter.

One of the otakus who knew wine told him that this bottle of wine was produced in Martinique.

Although rum is fermented and brewed using sugar cane juice as the raw material, the sucrose and fructose in the sugar cane juice have been converted into alcohol during the fermentation process. Similarly, gin, vodka and agave are all fermented using sugar as the raw material. , but they also have no sweetness, so generally speaking, newly brewed rum has no sweetness.

The reason why some rums taste sweet is because the distillery adds additional sweeteners such as sugar or honey. However, the law in Martinique prohibits the addition of additional sweeteners, so this bottle of wine does not have sweetness.

Jiang Xun felt good after taking a few sips. The wine tasted very mellow, with oak, vanilla and light fruit aromas.

Jiang Xun put down the cup, looked at Eddie and asked, "Friend, I want to invite that beautiful girl to dance. Do you think I can succeed?"

Jiang Xun's honest face makes it easy for people to like him. Eddie has already regarded him as a friend. He can't bear to see his miserable state after being rejected, but he also feels that his direct words can easily hurt this friend. Confidence, so he hesitated and said: "I wish you good luck."

He was already thinking of words to comfort his Chinese friend.

"Thank you for your blessing. I think I will definitely succeed. Please help me take care of my cat."

Jiang Xun put the Toad Dragon on the ground, grabbed an unopened bottle of spirits on the table, opened the bottle with one hand, drank it all, and then walked towards Su Xiaoqiang.

If Eddie knew Chinese, he would probably have this sentence in his mind: Drinking makes people cowardly.

However, drinking to muster up the courage to strike up a conversation with a girl you like and then being rejected is the normal state of life, and it is very common in the cultures of various countries.

"It's okay to help you take care of the cat, but don't be too sad later. You are so strong. If you are drunk, I, a fat man who lacks exercise, can't lift you," Eddie sighed. , bent down to pick up Toad Dragon, who had turned into a blue cat, but he tried his best to suck the milk, but Toad Dragon still didn't move.

Eddie looked at his hands and poked the fat on his arms, wondering if he had rubbed them too much, causing his body to be hollowed out.

Toad Dragon gave the guy a disdainful look, and jumped onto the chair.

The metal chair made an overwhelming sound. The Toad Dragon smelled the aroma of the food on the table, swallowed, and looked cute at the otakus.

The dragon's rebellion has completely let go of the dignity of the Dragon Duke, blinking those magnificent golden eyes, acting cute shamelessly, and even making meowing cat noises.

The otakus were instantly adorable and started feeding him crazily. The Toad Dragon, who transformed into a cat, ate the stupid human tribute in a leisurely manner, and his eyes had already glanced at another table.

The girls at that table were looking at him expectantly, wanting to put his furry head on their chests and caress him.

Toadsaurus has no interest in these strange human women at all. He prefers delicious food. After returning to the world, he discovered that there are so many delicious things in the world.

He felt that this world ruled by humans was not that bad.

Toad Dragon was ready to finish the meal and go to the girls' table. He was very confident in his current furry appearance. Based on his experience, women were far easier to deceive than men.

Jiang Xun walked to Su Xiaoqiang's side, bowed and extended his hand, "Miss Su, can I dance with you?"

Su Xiaoqiang had tears in his eyes. Tears were rolling in his eyes. He tried not to cry, so he picked up a glass of wine from the table and threw it on his face.

(End of this chapter)