Happy Wind Man of the Dragon Clan

Chapter 77 Bicycles

In "Legend of Sword and Fairy", Li Xiaoyao hugs left and right, enjoying the blessings of everyone.

The left hand is the sweet, lovely and pure girl Zhao Ling'er, and the right hand is the sweet, salty, unruly but kind-hearted wealthy daughter Lin Yueru.

The back and palm of this hand were full of flesh, and Li Xiaoyao, who was reluctant to let go of any of them, fell into a painful and boring difficulty in making a choice.

The ending of the story is that three people were killed in the Demon Locking Tower. Lin Yueru was buried in the Demon Locking Tower alone in order to help Li Xiaoyao and Zhao Ling'er escape.

This ending is too tragic. Maybe if there were more girls, one boy and three girls, Lin Yueru would not have died.

Then everyone can live happily and harmoniously in harmony, at least when playing mahjong, there won’t be three missing.

If only I had one more, I could play League of Legends.

When the time comes, the Sword Immortal Li Xiaoyao will be in the jungle, the mid laner will be the snake girl Zhao Ling'er, a descendant of Nuwa, the top laner will be Sword Pointer Wushuang Lin Yueru's offensive top laner, and the bottom lane will be two new wives.

With five more wives, you can open a room and customize it.

Jiang Xun feels that his wife is like a wheel, and the more the better.

A bachelor just walks on two legs. Although this No. 11 bus goes slowly, it is smooth, without any risk of overturning, and it is carefree. It can go over mountains and ridges, climb walls and adjust height, and can go anywhere.It’s just that sometimes I get tired after walking for a long time.

A wife is a wheelbarrow.

An extra wheel is a car. There is a big difference between having a car and not having a car.

Cycling is always easier than walking, but the gravitational pull of this unicycle is too strong in all directions, making it easy to sway back and forth.

After all, passing genes to more offspring is an instinct engraved in the genes of all male organisms.

Moreover, humans are the only animals in nature that do not have an estrus period. Human beings are in estrus all year round.

Two Wives is a bicycle. Although the chance of it tipping over is much smaller, it is easy to fall to both sides. It requires good skills to balance the left and right. If it is slightly tilted to one side, the bike will easily tip over.

Three Wives is a tricycle with many support points and can be easily mastered without much practice. However, when turning, there is still a risk of overturning if the speed is too fast.

When it reaches four or more, it is basically stable. Of course, the stronger the load capacity of the car, the more wheels it has, such as the whining Thomas the Tank Engine.

Although in Jiang Xun's opinion, the more wives the better, but as a dedicated person, he was determined not to have a harem.

You already have a sexy royal sister and a cute rich lolita, what else do you want?

"Ah sneeze" the fat cat Toad Dragon sneezed, his golden cat eyes full of suspicion. He looked back at Jiang Xun and asked: "Boss, were you scolding me in your mind just now?"

"Ride your car well, don't accuse someone of innocence out of thin air! And I scold you and hit you all for your own good!" Jiang Xun punched Toad Dragon on the head, picked up the scabbard and pointed it at Toad Dragon's head. A sharp knock.

What a fart, you bastard, Toad Dragon cursed in his heart, not daring to speak, so he could only pedal the bicycle as hard as he could.

Although the car made a creaking sound, it persisted without a tire blowout, and the frame was not crushed by Jiang Xun and Toad Dragon. It was really not easy.

Jiang Xun weighs more than 300 kilograms, and Toad Dragon is even more fat. Even with Jiang Xun's strength, it would take a lot of effort to lift it up.

Toad Dragon, this fat house dragon, is just a junk food storage container, and it's an oversized one. If Jiang Xun wasn't rich, he really couldn't afford to feed this guy.The bicycles that can carry Jiang Xun, who weighs 300 kilograms, and Toadlong, who weighs three question marks, are certainly not ordinary.

Jiang Xun bought this magical bicycle from the conductor who liked to blow bubbles at the Kassel Academy Railway Station.

Bubble Conductor's father works in the equipment department of Kassel College, so the conductor got connected with the equipment department.

The equipment department cheated the funds of Kassel College to make a lot of strange and useless things, and the conductor helped the group of psychopaths sell stolen goods to earn some extra money.

However, due to the extremely poor sales of the equipment department’s exotic equipment, it would take a long time for this extra money to come in.

Those who buy it are all students. If students buy it back, they will either poison their roommates or take revenge on their ex. In short, they will not use it for legitimate purposes.

After all, normal people would not dare to use the weapons that the lunatics in the Equipment Department made on a whim one day.

If the old guys on the school board knew that the equipment department spent so much money every year on making bombs and other garbage, I think many old guys on the school board would be so angry that they would have a heart attack and die on the spot.

When Jiang Xun came to Kassel College for the first time, the bubble-blowing conductor took Jiang Xun to visit the place that the students of Kassel College jokingly called the garbage dump.

It was a special warehouse in the train station at the foot of Kassel College. The purpose of that warehouse was to store strange alchemy products and black technology products produced by the Equipment Department.

There's a lot of crap out there, like an ultra-portable solar-powered flashlight that doesn't need to be recharged.

This super portable solar flashlight is completely different from ordinary solar flashlights. It pursues extreme lightweight. In order to reduce the size and weight, the equipment department did not even install a battery on this flashlight.

The flashlight will turn on when there is light, and it will never turn on when there is no light.

Moreover, the switch on the flashlight is just a decoration, and it is useless to press it, because the clever little geniuses in the equipment department cleverly removed the trigger circuit inside, which can save a little weight.

Although this flashlight has poor battery life (no battery life at all) and poor brightness (there will be energy loss in the process of converting light energy into electrical energy and then into light energy), this flashlight is small and light enough. There is no other flashlight on the planet. Solar flashlights are as light as this flashlight.

No one in the world understands the lightweighting of solar flashlights better than the geniuses at the Equipment Department.

There are also weird inventions like the super spy chair and the super weapon Overlord that will cost you 3000 lives.

Jiang Xun looked for gold in the garbage, and he actually found something useful.

He bought a lot of good things from the conductor, among them the Whale 2000 bicycle he was riding.

The Whale 2000 bicycle is a black-tech bicycle that combines the alchemy of dragons with modern polymer material science. It has extremely strong load-bearing capacity. It is said that even the weight of a whale can ride this bicycle.

Of course, if the whale's feet are degraded, it will definitely not be able to pedal a bicycle. Even if the whale has feet, it is useless. The whale is too big to use this bicycle at all.

Therefore, this bicycle, which can be said to have the strongest load-carrying capacity on the earth, was thrown into a warehouse to eat dust after it was built, until it encountered two high-density monsters, Jiang Xun and Toad Dragon.

Toad Dragon tried his best to straighten his two elongated cat paws, pedaling the bicycle pedals, with a chubby cat face that dared not speak out.

This rebellious young man thought that sooner or later he would overthrow Jiang Xun's brutal rule, so he locked Jiang Xun on his bicycle and made him ride the bicycle every day, from morning to night, without giving him a day's rest.

(End of this chapter)