Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 147 Chapter 140 Five Accident

"What about this face?"

Yi Buhuo drew a portrait of Yanzu, gestured to Wan Sanqian, and shook his head.

"No, this face doesn't match your figure, it's a waste..."

Wan Sanqian clenched his fists, but reluctantly let go.

Although he was looked down upon by Yi Buhuo, he could not refute that such a handsome face paired with his chubby figure was indeed too abstract.

He himself also knew that it was basically impossible for him to lose weight through exercise since he was used to living a life of fine clothing and fine food.

"How about this one?"

He took out another portrait, which Yi Buhuo drew based on the face of a star in his previous life after careful consideration.

The man himself was also very tall and tall, just looking at his face, he was considered tall, which just matched Wan Sanqian.

Moreover, this face is square and dignified, and when it is expressionless, a serious and upright aura comes over it, which is barely consistent with Wan Sanqian's temperament.

"That's good, that's all."

Wan Sanqian nodded with satisfaction. He was good at this, and his Chinese-character face looked handsome and majestic. He was about the same age as himself, but he was much prettier than he looked now.

Although doing business is about being friendly and making money, but with his wealth reaching the point where he is now, he no longer needs to be humble and kind to others.

What is important is to look calm and vicissitudes of life, and to tell a story at first glance.

"Do you like this one?"

Yi Buhuo nodded, "Okay, just lie down, we'll start now!"

"Now?"

Wan Sanqian was stunned for a moment and said in surprise: "Don't you need to prepare?"

"Is there anything I need to prepare? Lord Wan, please trust my skills."

Yi Buhuo said confidently: "This is my first order, I will do my best, Master Wan, don't have any doubts."

"..."

Fortunately, the hospital had prepared knives in advance. After Yi Buhuo laid out the tools he needed, he fainted Wan Sanqian with one needle. The sterile operating room must have been gone.

Fortunately, although the world of martial arts has no technology, it does have internal strength!
In order to avoid infection, Yi Buhuo opened the Qi shield to trap the two of them, and began the world's first plastic surgery...

"Go slowly!"

After sending away Wan Sanqian, who had his face wrapped into a rice dumpling, Yi Buhuo breathed a sigh of relief.

He looked up at the sky.The moon was already at its zenith, and before I knew it, the day had passed.

Because he was busy performing surgery for Wan Sanqian, many people who came to congratulate him were blocked from the door. Seeing that he hadn't come out for a long time and the door was closed, they had to leave gifts. The people had already left. Just happy to have some leisure time.

After locking the door, Yi Buhuo staggered back to No. [-] Village in the World. Although he had opened a medical clinic, he still lived here and was not planning to move out in the short term.

Today is different from the past. He is not the only one in the medical clinic. Wan Sanqian thoughtfully invited several masters to do the clinic for him.

Everyone has heard about the price of taking care of it yourself. For ordinary minor illnesses and disasters, you don’t need to take care of it yourself. Those people are enough.

I am busy with Wan San Qian's affairs today. I wonder if Cao Zhengchun has sent someone to inquire?

But don't worry, Yi Buhuo guessed that Cao Zhengchun would not take such an important thing to heart. Maybe he is just observing in secret now, and there will always be a time to take action.

Zhu Wuwu might even send someone to test him...

"It's just the first day, why rush? There's still enough time anyway."

Yi Buhuo comforted himself and slumped down on the chair.

After pouring myself a cup of tea, I sat quietly for a while, feeling exhausted both physically and mentally.

I am just a young man in his prime. He should have been carefree and sword-fighting all over the world, but now he is plotting all over the place just to get home.

And he is not seeking any welfare, but is seeking death crazily...

"It's all Liu Xi's fault. He kept hoping for a continuation of seven stars and made himself homeless. He just let you die too easily in the first place."

Yi Buhuo raised his head and accidentally looked at the Ascension Pill on the table. He subconsciously took a few steps forward and took it in his hand.

"Although the Ascension Pill is not stable enough, at least I can go back and see Su Ying."

"How about we go back and have a look?"

Even though he said that, he had already made a decision in his heart.

In the dead of night, my mind became alive unconsciously.

Yi Buhuo tidied his clothes, impatiently took an Ascension Pill, and waited for the feeling of solid air.

A few minutes passed, but nothing happened...

"Why is that?"

Yi Buhuo opened his eyes, frowning, and felt a huge sense of panic.

"The Ascension Pill actually failed?"

"How could this happen? What's wrong? It was obviously successful last time..."

"Could it be that the body has developed resistance to medicine? It's outrageous that Ascension Pill can succeed, but this thing is also resistant to medicine?"

"Since one doesn't work, let's get a few more!"

Yi Buhuo simply drank from the bottle and swallowed all the remaining Ascension Pills.

There was finally a familiar solid feeling in the air, and Yi Buhuo finally laughed.

"That's it, let me see Su Ying again."

Yi Buhuo's figure disappeared, but suddenly appeared again the next moment, and suddenly spit out a mouthful of blood, and his face became extremely pale.

"How could this be?"

Yi Buhuo's eyes widened in disbelief.

He indeed left this world, but he did not appear in the world he was familiar with at all, not even any world!
What he saw was an empty space. He was standing on a golden lake. There was a huge bottomless whirlpool under his feet, and he was surrounded by streams and waterfalls that were constantly gathering.

He doesn't have a physical body, he can't move except standing in place, and he can't touch anything...

It was obviously not like this last time. He clearly remembered that he stayed with Su Ying all night. What he saw and heard was extremely real, and it was definitely not an illusion!

But this time not only did he not travel back in time, but after only a few seconds, he suddenly fell to the bottom of the lake and returned here...

And there was tearing pain all over his body, and there were small wounds everywhere.

This is the trace left by being washed away by the "lake water"!
With his current physique, he was actually seriously injured.

"What the hell happened?"

Yi Buhuo ignored his injuries and wanted to find out the cause, but after carefully thinking about his experience, it seemed that there was no difference from before.

"Where is that place?"

"There is always a feeling of familiarity..."

Have I been there?
Yi Buhuo scratched his head and accidentally touched the wound. He grimaced in pain and took a breath of cold air.

"correct!"

He looked at Tianxiang Cardamom not far away, and an idea came to his mind.

"Since the first version of the Ascension Pill has failed, we can only use Tianxiang Cardamom to make it again in advance."

"I hope you don't disappoint me..."

Yi Buhuo sighed, it would be easy to make another Feisheng Pill, but now he is covered in injuries, in order to avoid another accident, it is necessary to recover to the peak first.

Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Yi Buhuo let go of his mind, and his consciousness sank into his Dantian, preparing to use Qigong to heal his injuries.

Just as he fell silent, his eyes suddenly opened wide and he couldn't help but exclaimed.

"So it's here!"

Looking at the endless golden lake in the Dantian Qi sea, the familiar huge whirlpool in the center seems to be spinning forever...

From the perspective of God in consciousness, after zooming out, the originally huge lake of internal energy gradually becomes smaller, and the edge also appears in front of you.

The waterfalls and streams I saw at the place I arrived when I took the Ascension Pill... weren't they the internal energy flowing from the meridians and converging into the Dantian?

"I traveled into my Dantian?"

Yi Buhuo's heart was shaken, and he felt that the hair on his hair stood on end.

Isn’t the internal force in Dantian an illusory concept?

In essence, it is just the condensed "qi" that can be observed but has no entity. All the concepts of rivers and quality are imagined for the convenience of understanding.

Why did you go here?
And he even hurt himself!
Obviously the original intention of making the Ascension Pill was to travel back to the previous world, so why does it appear here?
Is there any foreshadowing?

Yi Buhuo frowned tightly, with countless unexplainable doubts in his heart, which made him dizzy and exhausted both physically and mentally.

"Is the true energy in Dantian real?"

"And it's a world of its own?"

After forcing himself to calm down, Yi Buhuo sank his mind into his body again, seeing the true energy pouring into his body from Tianling and the soles of his feet, he couldn't believe his guess.

"The Ascension Pill must be poisonous. I was too poisoned..."

Yi Buhuo comforted himself. This matter was really outrageous. He would rather believe that he was too poisoned and lost his mind, rather than believe that there was a real world in his dantian!

"Go through it from the beginning..."

"My ability to make pills is brought about by the Daoyin technique, because I ignore the medicinal effects of the medicinal materials themselves, and I can make the effect I want without reason, so I guess it is based on the power of thinking..."

"I thought it was the benefits of time travel, but now I seem to have guessed wrong..."

"No, it's not wrong! It's precisely because of time travel that the guidance technique was successful!"

Yi Buhuo suddenly reacted. Since he was looking for a reason, of course he couldn't let go of any seemingly outrageous speculation!

"The stronger my will, the greater the success rate of the pills I make. It is with this idea that I made Feisheng Pill...

Normally there will be two results, either success or failure!

After collecting so many precious medicinal materials in the palace, theoretically I should have succeeded the first time.

So why do these pills from the same batch have completely different effects?
Is it a problem with the elixir itself?
wrong!There are problems with the elixir itself...

That's my problem?

To be precise, it's a problem with the Daoyin Technique. It's a problem with my power of thinking!
Is it unstable?
Or is it because it is too against the sky, and there are any restrictions?
Could this experience also serve as a warning?

Everything I have is basically guidance. Is he reminding me of something?Things are getting more and more outrageous now..."

It's head-scratching!

Yi Buhuo sighed in his heart, feeling a little worried.

It's a pity that my foundation is now established and I can no longer give up the Daoyin technique. Otherwise, I should wisely change my practice!
I'll try the Tianxiang Cardamom tomorrow. If that doesn't work, I'm afraid the option of relying on elixirs to ascend will be declared a failure.

The success last time might be considered luck, but this time it is even more outrageous, it is also accompanied by danger...

(End of this chapter)