Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 158 Chapter 150 Seven Letter from Haitang

The quarrel was so intense before that Zhu Wuli was almost pointed at and scolded by Cheng Shifei. Just saying a few words could not change the situation.

It seems that both parties need to calm down and wait for the atmosphere to calm down before considering this matter.

Yi Buhuo sent Cheng Shifei away, drank a cup of tea with Zhu Wuwu, and chatted about his experience in treating the living dead, making him laugh heartily, and the host and guest enjoyed themselves for a while.

One day later, the Queen Mother personally accompanied Cheng Shifei to apologize. The matter was finally revealed, and Cheng Shifei finally became the vacant No. [-] secret agent under the Tidan Shenhou!
It can be seen that the queen mother really likes to be right and wrong, and the eyes that look at him are full of love and appreciation, which makes Zhu Houzhao can't help but feel a little appreciative.

Yi Buhuo has been waiting for the news of Gu Santong at Hulong Villa, and has to go to the ruined temple every few days to check if he has returned.

After waiting like this for more than ten days, the news from Gu Santong did not arrive. Instead, an unexpected friend sent him a letter!

"Shangguan Haitang!"

"Why would she write to me? Shouldn't I be watching cherry blossoms in Japan with Duan Tianya right now?"

"You're not inviting me to a wedding banquet, are you?"

Yi Buhuo scratched his chin and opened the letter.

The first few sentences were all kind words, and they did nothing but make him feel better. He just looked at the important point.

"Brother Duan Tianya is seriously injured and unconscious. Please ask the miracle doctor to go to the Giant Whale Gang as soon as possible after receiving the letter!"

"..."

Yi Buhuo was a little confused. How could Duan Tianya be so unconscious?
Didn’t I give you Dali Pill?
Even if the enemy cannot be defeated, the enemy will be exhausted. What kind of injury can make Daliwan unable to do anything?
Aren't you going to assassinate the Japanese leader?

If the armor is stacked so thickly, something could happen...

Yi Buhuo became interested. If he guessed correctly, apart from the Yagyu family, the only person in Japan who could hurt Duan Tianya was Iga-ryu's phantom sword.

But Duan Tianya is Huanjian's apprentice, and the relationship has always been good, so it can basically be ruled out.

Looking at the words "Giant Whale Gang" on the paper, Yi Buhuo shook his head helplessly. It turned out that Duan Tianya and Shangguan Haitang did not go to Japan at all, but were still in the Central Plains.

If he remembered correctly, the Yagyu family members had been hiding in the Whale Gang, waiting for opportunities to take control of the gang.

The two of Duan Tianya should have just bumped into each other, that's why something happened.

"Shangguan Haitang probably doesn't know my current situation, so that's why he let me pass."

Why did Yi Buhuo start living in Hulong Villa for a long time?

The real reason was that Zhu Wuwu was afraid that something would happen to him, so he put him under house arrest. He was not a kettle, so how could he really like to drink tea endlessly every day?
There's nothing to do, what are you doing with nothing to do?

"I still have to tell Zhu Wushi about this matter, let him make the decision..."

After reading the letter, Zhu Mingli thought for a long time and then said: "I have raised Tianya since he was a child. I can't ignore him if something happens to him."

"Zhu Wuwu asked the miracle doctor to help Tianya once. I am grateful!"

"The words of the Lord Shen are serious. It is my duty to treat illnesses and save people. Daxia Duan is my friend, so of course I have an obligation. Why should I be grateful?"

Yi Buhuo got along with him more, and felt that his speaking skills had improved a lot.

"The identity of a miracle doctor is unusual and should not be publicized in a big way."

Zhu Wuwu thought for a moment and sorted out his thoughts.

"How about this, my king asked Cheng Shifei to escort you to protect your safety. This is the duty of a secret agent in the inner court, and it just so happens that he also needs some experience."

"Just let the gods decide everything!"

Yi Buhuo doesn't object to someone following him, let alone making things right or wrong. I'm afraid if something happens along the way, it's still unclear who will protect whom...

"Miracle doctor, how far do you think this giant whale gang is?"

After Cheng Shifei left Hulong Villa, he became more talkative. He showed his lively and cheerful side along the way, asking questions and looking for something to talk about, which tortured Yi Buhuo's ears.

"I haven't seen the sea yet. Is it really big? I can't swim back without a boat?"

"exactly……"

"Everything you said is right. The sea is huge and the giant whale gang is far away..."

"Wouldn't it be better to save some energy and hurry up? Aren't you tired from asking so many questions?"

Yi Buhuo rolled his eyes and swayed feebly on his horse.

In order to prevent people with evil intentions from targeting them, Zhu Wuwu didn't even arrange a carriage. The two of them traveled lightly, taking into account both speed and portability.

It’s just that the comfort is a lot worse...

Yi Buhuo had been pampered for so long, and he was still a little unaccustomed to it. He couldn't help but shiver when the cold wind blew.

Not to mention that there is a loudmouth next to him who keeps chattering, every word is like a demonic voice that penetrates the ears, destroying people's minds.

He already regretted bringing it with him a bit, if it was for sightseeing, taking him with him could enliven the atmosphere.

But this trip was to save people. Not only did he not concentrate on the road, but he asked questions here and there along the way, including common sense questions, which made him physically and mentally exhausted.

"Miracle doctor, can you really make people regenerate after severed limbs?"

"right……"

Yi Buhuo was about to reply subconsciously, but suddenly raised his head and looked at him with complicated eyes.

"Even you heard about this?"

"Of course, the news has spread throughout the capital. I'm not deaf, so how could I not know about it?"

Cheng Shifei nodded calmly and said, "I don't think you are as godly as the rumors say, you have two eyes and one nose, no different from us ordinary people."

"It would be great if I could all think like this of you."

Yi Buhuo smiled slightly. He had also heard some rumors. From the beginning, he was amazed by his fairy-like medical skills, but now he has become a god descending to the earth, specially coming to the mortal world to rescue people from disasters and save the world...

Even the temple has been built. His statue in the temple is sitting cross-legged, with a peaceful and compassionate face, seeming to be worried about the illnesses of the world.

Holding a silver needle in one hand, a medical book in the other, herbs in the other, and pills in the other...

That's right, he no longer looks like a normal person. In addition to barely having a human face, he has seven or eight arms on his body, holding all the objects that ordinary people can think of to represent medical skills.

You would be startled if you walked in in the middle of the night. At first glance, it looks like an evil ghost. You would think that some evil god is occupying the temple here and becoming king, stealing faith...

Yi Buhuo was originally looking forward to building the temple. At this stage, his life was almost complete. Although he didn't say it, he felt comfortable in his heart for a long time. But after secretly visiting it once, he never wanted to mention it again. Something happened.

He has been disappointed and even despaired of the aesthetics of this era. He is a doctor with a benevolent heart. No matter how much you fantasize about him, he should not be shaped like this!
Is this a doctor who saves people or an evil ghost who takes lives?

"Then your medical skills are really so good that you can resurrect the dead?"

Cheng Shifei continued to ask with interest.

"Where did you hear this?"

Yi Buhuo was dumbfounded, where did this gossip come from?Bring the dead back to life?I am a doctor, not a necromancer, so this is a bit difficult for me.

"I think that's what the storytellers say."

"They actually published a book?"

"Yes, yes, more than a dozen versions have been sold out."

"More than a dozen versions?"

Yi Buhuo slapped his forehead. No wonder no one recognized him when he went out.

It turns out that they were all distracted by the false propaganda tape. They were all paying attention to the three heads and six arms in the picture book. How could they still recognize their true appearance? I didn’t know whether to feel lucky or smile bitterly.

"Resurrecting the dead has nothing to do with medical skills, right? It's magic!"

Yi Buhuo shook his head and said: "Unless I can summon spirits, I will never be able to do it in this life."

"Aren't you just a Taoist priest? You don't know how to summon spirits?"

Cheng Shifei looked at him and said inexplicably.

Yi Buhuo lowered his head and glanced at the Taoist robe on his body, and was speechless for a moment.

"People always have stereotypes about Taoist priests and monks. When they see this outfit, they will think of monks who have wandered all over the world and make their homes. It is easier to gain trust."

"And they always subconsciously think that Taoist priests have some folk remedies, and it is normal behavior to cure diseases and save lives. I dress up like this to avoid unnecessary troubles. I really don't know how to summon souls!"

Yi Buhuo had become accustomed to this dress. It represented his longing for Su Ying. Even if it turned white after washing, he never thought of changing it.

Moreover, the patients they met when they first came to this world would easily let down their guard when they saw him dressed like this, and would even force him to save them when they saw him coming.

If it was an ordinary young martial artist, how could he be allowed to treat a disease by a strange young man who could not be avoided by the common people for fear of getting into trouble?

"So you are a fake Taoist priest!"

"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb!"

Yi Buhuo glared at him and turned his head away from him.

What happened to the fake Taoist priest?I don’t steal, cheat, or rob, I’m just a vest for traveling around the world. Can’t I wear it like this?
After a few days of bickering with Cheng Shifei, Yi Buhuo's eloquence improved rapidly. He absorbed Xiao Yu'er and his tongue-breaking attributes, and felt that his verbal skills were almost perfect.

If I were lucky enough to travel to Naruto's world one day, would I be able to fight Naruto for a few rounds?
It's a pity that the rhetoric he evolved is based on nonsense, rather than the heaven-defying skills that can inspire the passion and potential of his partners.

Maybe it can be applied to fighting?
Talk trash before the fight starts, so that your opponent will be at a disadvantage before he can take action. He will be incompetent and furious, losing his mind and exposing his flaws, and then he will be fatally struck by himself!
"It seems that I am doing this to both Yueyue and Liu Xi?"

Yi Buhuo suddenly realized and nodded, "It seems that I am very talented!"

It's a pity that the improvement of force is not much, otherwise the space will be directly split, and there will be no need to work hard to calculate.

"I've inquired about it. We'll reach the coast in one day's walk, and further ahead is the territory of the Giant Whale Gang."

The body shape of Shi Fei was very fast, and he came to Yi Buhuo from a distance in a few flashes.

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's get on the road!"

Yi Buhuo cleaned the chicken bones, wiped his mouth and became visibly happy.

Feng Dian had been sleeping in the open for so many days, and no matter how beautiful the scenery was, there was a time when he got tired of looking at it. Now that it was finally coming, he didn't want to waste another second.

"I haven't eaten yet, why are you in a hurry!"

Taking one look at the clean chicken bones that he had chewed, Cheng Shifei was extremely angry. This was their lunch, but he had eaten it all by himself!

"You ate all the pheasants I caught?"

"It's barely half full. How about you catch another one, hero?"

Yi Buhuo smiled politely, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Give me back my chicken!"

(End of this chapter)