Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 186 The Bully Yi Buhuo

"Boss, why don't you use this thing to fool the guests?"

Yi Buhuo put down his wine glass and slapped the table unceremoniously.

"Your Majesty, our daughter's red wine is already the best in the country. Go and ask around. Who doesn't know?"

The shopkeeper who was settling accounts behind the counter ran over with a smile on his face.

"The best daughter red? It was buried yesterday and dug up this morning, right?"

Yi Buhuo said disdainfully: "You still have the nerve to boast that there is a drop of wine in this water? Your mouth is so sour and smells like earth, and you can't afford clean water?"

"Sir, are you here to cause trouble?"

The boss's face darkened, his bent waist straightened up, and he looked down at him condescendingly.

"Little brother, don't be unreasonable. The wine here is indeed famous far and wide. I heard that many dignitaries have said yes to it after drinking it..."

"Perhaps he was sent by the restaurant opposite to provoke him. If he doesn't know what to do, I'm afraid he won't be able to get out of this door today..."

"Brother, it's better to leave quickly. It's not good for you to make trouble here..."

The guests dining around were talking a lot, and most of them were on the boss's side. The good-tempered ones were trying to persuade him, while the bad-tempered ones were already rolling up their sleeves.

"You can't say that the wine is bad?"

Yi Buhuo grabbed a chopstick and inserted it directly into the table. The discussion among the crowd suddenly fell silent!
"The boss is so unkind, how could he fool this righteous man with fake wine..."

"I've long thought that this wine doesn't taste right, and it's so expensive to sell it. You're a profiteer..."

As soon as the wind blew, sweat broke out on the shopkeeper's forehead. He wiped it again and again, and the muscles on his face were twitching.

"Master, it's my fault. I've invited you to this meal, and I'll give you another pot of the best wine right away..."

"Okay, I'm not an unscrupulous person. I know how to be merciful and to be merciful. Just pay me compensation or something. Wrap up this roasted chicken on the table for me."

Yi Buhuo rubbed his fingers and raised his eyebrows at him.

"Yes, yes, you sit down first, you'll be ready soon..."

The shopkeeper glanced at the half-submerged wooden chopsticks on the table, shuddered, and quickly turned around and fled into the kitchen.

Yi Buhuo held the wine compensated by the boss in his left hand and the packed roast chicken in his right hand. He turned around and walked into the restaurant across the street openly.

"Boss, please pay the balance and report to the officer on the other side. I'm in a hurry to run away!"

"So fast? You walked out unscathed?"

"Otherwise? Do we still have to kill seven in and seven out?"

Yi Buhuo took the money from his hand and stuffed it into his arms, turned around and left.

"You don't want any more wine?"

The boss pointed at the jar of wine he left behind and shouted.

"No, if this thing counts as alcohol, I can get drunk to death even if I urinate..."

Yi Buhuo didn't look back, just waved his hands and sighed.

"..."

I have traveled through three lives, with superb martial arts skills, rich resume, and optimistic personality. I have never seen any good wine, so how can I see this bad wine mixed with water...

Ever since he entered the space vortex, Yi Buhuo had lost consciousness. When he opened his eyes again, he had already changed.

There are no Xiao Yuer and Hua Wuque here, nor are there Zhu Wuwu and Cao Zhengchun. Even the dynasty has become the Qin Dynasty...

Although Yi Buhuo was a little disappointed, he was still prepared for this. He didn't even have the coordinates to go home, and the starlight on his body had already been exhausted. If he wanted to go back accurately, he could only rely on God's will.

With his current mentality, he has passed the time of self-pity. If he fails once, he will do it twice, and if he fails twice, he will do it three times. One day he will see familiar people and return to a familiar place!
"By the way, boss, how to get to Xianyang?"

Yi Buhuo paused for a moment, and after asking for the route, he blended into the crowd and disappeared without a trace.

Ever since he learned that this was the Qin Dynasty, he was still a little excited. Although the Seven Kingdoms had long been destroyed, Ying Zheng was still alive. Maybe he could also see the First Emperor who had mixed reviews...

In order to earn travel expenses, he planned to start making money from scratch. He had calmed down and decided to let himself go. In this life, he only wanted to go with his life and no longer care about the opinions of others.

The first order I received was to ruin Heshun Restaurant...

The commission is just enough for travel expenses!
"Why doesn't my time traveling increase linearly? The force in each world not only does not increase, but becomes weaker and weaker?"

Yi Buhuo sighed. Originally, he thought this was the Mingyue of the Qin Dynasty. No matter how high the martial arts value was, it could at least surpass the two main streets in the world.

But in fact, this place is really just an ordinary world, and it doesn’t even have internal strength. Looking around, I feel that I am invincible...

It has only been two days since I came here, and I don’t even know who the protagonist is, so I plan to go to Xianyang first to see the world and complete the check-in of historical figures.

He had no idea about continuing to travel to another world. This world was so ordinary that he was surprised. Not to mention any strange phenomena, there was not even a hair on his head.

Not far out of the city, there were messy footsteps behind him and the crisp sound of iron weapons clashing. Yi Buhuo knew he was in trouble.

"stop!"

"If you break the law, come back with me..."

Yi Buhuo looked around and saw that there were no trees in the wilderness. There was no place to run if he wanted to. It looked like he could only be captured without any help.

"You got the wrong person. I didn't cause trouble at Heshun Restaurant. Yanghe Restaurant didn't give me any money. I don't even know their boss Zhang DaDa. I confiscated the 50 tael deposit and didn't take the 100 tael balance..."

Yi Buhuo held his head in his hands, and the officers and soldiers started to defend loudly before they even got close.

"..."

The dozen or so soldiers who were chasing him stopped panting. The leader walked up to him, held his sword in his hand and panted for a long time before he said:

"You've already confessed your crime...what else are you trying to defend? If you know what's going on...come back...with me...or else I'll rectify the law on the spot..."

"Brother, you are tired of becoming a grandson, and you still want me to be your grandson?"

Yi Buhuo put down his hand, looked at him sideways, and said disdainfully: "You guys are just a bunch of crooked melons, and even if I give you one hand, you can't beat me!"

"The crime of making rude remarks will be increased to one level. Someone will kidnap him!"

Shi Chang was furious. He waved his hand and several people rushed up from behind him. They rushed towards him with ruthless faces...

"My heart is beating so fast. It's really scary to have so many people rushing towards me..."

Yi Buhuo squatted on the ground and patted his chest, with a look of shock on his face. Beside him were soldiers who had fallen to the ground, all holding their wounds and wailing.

Shi Chang, who was already kneeling in front of him, had a look of fear on his face and tremblingly handed over the valuable things on his body.

"It would have been better if it had been like this, and I would have been beaten for nothing..."

Yi Buhuo smiled slightly, and when he turned around, he waved and said: "Next time you meet me, be more conscious and pay for my mental damages first."

"I know...I know..."

Shi Chang covered his bruised cheek and responded vaguely.

It wasn't until he was far away that he got up and regained his ruthless expression.

"Go back and report quickly. We must not let him leave. This man is a gangster. We must catch him and chop him down!"

"..."

Passing by a small town, Yi Buhuo, who had just made a fortune, was in a good mood and planned to buy some dry food for entertainment on the road.

"Boss, why don't you use this to fool the guests?"

Yi Bu's mouth was numb with soreness, and he was about to get professionally angry when he saw an old man waving to him not far away.

"Little brother, I see you are an expert. Try my wine."

The old man squinted his eyes with a smile, filled the wine glass with the wine gourd in his hand, grabbed it and handed it over.

"Clear and bright, fragrant but not overpowering, a bit interesting..."

Yi Buhuo took a look and suddenly became interested. The wine of this era is hard to describe. Although it has stamina, the taste really challenges the lower limit. For him who is used to rich clothes and fine food, being able to drink it is a luxury.

But this glass of wine is completely different. It is not only clean, but also has a rich aroma. It will definitely beat the rest of the world.

“It’s dense in the mouth and has a long aftertaste, but it’s a little rough. It’s barely considered a fine wine.”

Yi Buhuo put down his wine glass and looked at the old man's wine gourd with bright eyes. Since you have good wine, then we are brothers who have never met. I recognize this brother!

"Brother, if my brothers don't speak the same language, can you give me another drink?"

"..."

"I, Cui Wenzi, don't know what to call me?"

Cui Wenzi twitched the corners of his lips and asked with a smile.

"I'm Yi Buhuo. I'm dating, unmarried, and have a younger brother named Cui Wenzi..."

"If you take advantage again, I'll leave."

"Okay, no kidding."

Yi Buhuo smiled and said: "Old Cui, you dare to treat me to a drink without even covering your face. How brave you are!"

"How brave you are to accept a drink from a stranger!"

Cui Wenzi hugged the wine gourd and seemed to be drowsy.

"Since we all get along like this, we are friends, and I won't be polite to you as a brother."

Yi Buhuo nodded with satisfaction and stretched out his hand to take out his wine gourd.

"Have you always been so thick-skinned?"

Cui Wenzi hugged her tightly and huddled up, looking like a lonely old man.

"Everyone treats each other. Since you have tested me, you must give me some benefits, right?"

Yi Buhuo smiled meaningfully, and with his youth and strength, he snatched the gourd from his arms and poured himself a glass.

"...You really are not simple."

Cui Wenzi opened his eyes, stared at him for a while, and said helplessly: "Is the old man's acting skills so bad?"

"No!"

Yi Buhuo shook his head and poured another glass of wine, "It just can't escape my eyes..."

"In addition to the smell of alcohol, you also have the faint scent of medicine. Although you appear to be very drunk, your eyes exposed through the cracks are bright and there is no hint of drunkenness."

"And he has been observing me since I entered the door. He nodded three times while pouring a glass of wine. I am afraid he has anticipated my arrival..."

Yi Buhuo smiled slightly, turned to look at him and said, "Am I right?"

"It's really extraordinary. It seems there is someone out there..."

Cui Wenzi sighed inexplicably, but he still didn't understand.

"There's someone out there, come on, let's go!"

Yi Buhuo didn't care at all and raised his glass.

He didn't lie or make it up. All the movements in this restaurant could not escape his perception. The most special one was Cui Wenzi nesting in the corner.

Although his appearance was desolate, his energy and energy were close to perfection, his eyes were calm, and his skinny body was in great contrast with his hands that were so steady that they barely trembled.

Yi Buhuo knew immediately that this old man was a master of human games!

This master does not mean that his martial arts has entered the realm of transformation, but that his spiritual realm has transcended. To exaggerate, he is a land immortal who can abandon his physical body and ascend spiritually at any time...

And his eyes kept falling on himself, Yi Buhuo knew that his identity might have been seen through.

"The upper body is heavenly and the heart is informed by the stars. Lao Cui, you were really born in the wrong era..."

Yi Buhuo sighed, this kind of person is the most difficult to get along with, because there is no point in concealing it, people have long been united with nature, and it is not impossible to predict the future.

Even in his current state, he would occasionally feel something in his heart, and have a premonition of good or bad things that were about to happen next that would involve him or her. This was the feedback brought by the world they had reached this stage.

I am still exploring the path of harmony between man and nature, and Lao Cui is the one who is about to cross the line. There is still a big distance between them in the spiritual realm.

"This is good. I can see the flowers blooming and falling in front of the court, and the clouds rolling in the sky. I feel at ease and at ease. That's what I want."

Cui Wenzi smiled very satisfied. He grabbed the wine gourd while Yi Buhuo was not paying attention, raised his head and drank...and drank it all?

"Are you finished?"

"Finished!"

"Why don't you leave some for me?"

"It's been so long since I've had a good drink, I can't hold it back..."

"..."

Cui Wenzi sighed, "Since you've finished drinking, you can take a nap for a while. It's up to you!"

Yi Buhuo smacked his lips, "Do you still have any good wine there? I haven't finished my fun yet!"

Seeing Cui Wenzi falling asleep instantly and even snoring, Yi Buhuo knew that this guy was determined to pretend to be dead.

"Boss, come to another table and charge it to my brother's account."

"..."

Cui Wenzi took a breath and almost suffocated himself to death.

"Sir, if Doctor Cui has any money, please stop joking."

The shopkeeper came over, took a look and explained that he had been paying attention to the situation here just now. Cui Wenzi was an old customer and he knew a few of them very well.

"Then take a look at what's most valuable about him. I'll chop it off and give it to you. It's enough to pay for a meal, right?"

Yi Buhuo patted Cui Wenzi's arm and looked over him with malicious intent.

"..."

"Don't worry, as Lao Cui's eldest brother, I am also skilled in medicine. No matter what kind of wound, it will be fine in two days. He will not die, so there is no need to worry about him."

Yi Buhuo made a move and made the shopkeeper turn pale with fright. He shook his head repeatedly and said, "I'll treat you to this meal. Little brother, please stop joking."

After the shopkeeper left, Yi Buhuo let go of Cui Wenzi, who was pretending to be dead, and sighed: "Old Cui, you are quite respectable. It seems that your medical skills are good, and you are very popular here..."

As if thinking of himself, Yi Buhuo shook his head mockingly. Once upon a time, he was also a respected famous doctor, and Cui Wenzi could only bend down in front of him.

Now that the glory is gone, he feels a lot more relaxed. The title of the world's number one miracle doctor still doesn't suit him.

Lao Cui is the kind of famous doctor he thinks of. Although he has superb medical skills, he still does his own thing down-to-earth, without anyone bothering him or being hindered by his reputation...

"Old Cui...Cui Wenzi...haha..."

Yi Buhuo smiled silently, "The elixir of life, it turns out to be the Qin Dynasty!"

myth!

Come with the myth of time travel!
(End of this chapter)