Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 210 Lu Pheasant
"Yi Buhuo, why don't you go out for a while?"

Gao Yao spoke in embarrassment, and touched his pants unnaturally with one hand, and then secretly hid it behind his back.

"You think I want to watch you change your pants?"

Yi Buhuo raised his middle finger, then turned around and left without hesitation. Gao Yao's reflex arc seemed a bit long, and he peed his pants the first time he woke up.

"How can I not be afraid after so many people died?"

Gao Yao muttered and dug into his package to look for clothes.

Zhao Fang, who was driving the carriage wholeheartedly, was visibly in awe when he saw Yi Buhuo coming out. He quickly lowered his head and did not dare to look directly at him.

"National Master, we can reach Pei County before lunch. It seems that there are no more attacks."

Yi Buhuo sat next to him, his body swaying with the rocking of the carriage. Feeling the vague contact on the side, Zhao Fang's eyes were a little nervous, and he even had a little sweat on his forehead.

"Why are you so nervous? I don't eat people?"

Why is this guy so shy like a big girl now?

"You're not good at that, are you?"

As if he thought of something, Yi Buhuo suddenly moved away from him. The more he looked at Zhao Fang's reaction, the more he looked like he was sitting with the person he liked, timid and wanted to do something but didn't dare.

"The Imperial Master has misunderstood, Zhao Fang will never dare to think anything wrong!"

Zhao Fang was obviously frightened. If he hadn't been in control of the carriage, he would have knelt down. The person next to him was the profound national master. After seeing his magic, is there anything wrong with being nervous?

It just seems like what’s going on in his mind is different from ordinary people’s…

"It's just a joke, don't take it seriously."

Yi Buhuo smiled slightly. He was not unaware of the impact and influence he had brought to Zhao Fang. The alienation of the relationship was inevitable.

However, this does not prevent me from joking. The improvement in strength brings an inevitable sense of isolation, but I am also a doctor, and it is not good to be too unpredictable.

Without affinity, where would business come from?
"Old Zhao, are you married yet? How many people are there in the family? How many acres of land are there? Do you prefer to eat with your left hand or right hand..."

"..."

Just when Yi Buhuo was showing his kindness, Gao Yao in the carriage finally called out to Yi Buhuo.

Zhao Fang, who was about to be driven crazy, let out a long sigh of relief, waved the reins in his hands, and continued to increase the speed of the car. Now he just wanted to reach the destination quickly, and he couldn't stand being alone with Yi Buhuo.

Not only the psychological pressure, but also the fear of Yi Buhuo's endless talk was simply torture.

"Why are you calling me? Do you still want me to help you change your pants? Didn't you see me giving speech therapy?"

Yi Buhuo glared at Gao Yao angrily. His strength could be unparalleled in the world, but he should not be condescending in his dealings with others. It would be easy to lose friends this way.

I finally suppressed my momentum through chatting with Zhao Fang, but it was all disturbed by Gao Yao. It was really uncomfortable to be neither up nor down.

"You still have the nerve to scold me?"

Gao Yao pointed at himself in disbelief and said angrily: "It's all because you were with me that you were hunted down. Do you know how scared I am? Now I have the nerve to complain first?"

"I admit that you were indeed wronged. Last night was indeed an unforeseen disaster, but isn't that okay?"

Yi Buhuo didn't take it seriously and said, "Nothing was hurt. It's just a relief from the boredom on the road. There's no need to look like you've been ravaged, right?"

"The knife hit me on the face last night. Is that okay?"

Gao Yao rushed over excitedly, picked up his collar and said, "You have to compensate me, and you have to promise me not to go out with me again in the future, let alone be in the same place!"

"Those people have no bottom line. I can guarantee your safety with my presence. What if I'm not near you and they arrest you and threaten me?"

Yi Buhuo glanced at him sideways and said, "When the time comes, I'll cut off one of your ears and give it to me. Should I take it or not?"

"You have to think it through yourself!"

"...Then are you really [-]% sure that you can protect my safety?"

Thinking of that scene, Gao Yao suddenly lost all strength in his hands. Seeing Yi Buhuo becoming more and more pleasing to his eyes, he couldn't help but pat the dust on his shoulder and said with a flattering look on his face.

"If I can't protect you, I'm afraid you are really destined to suffer this disaster and there is no way to escape it!"

Yi Buhuo shook his head and pushed him away when he saw how close he was.

"You are so powerful, why don't you teach me two moves so that I can protect myself a little bit?"

Gao Yao's attitude was unprecedentedly good. Not only was he not angry, he crawled over and gave him a shoulder squeeze.

"sure."

Yi Buhuo nodded without hesitation.

"Really?"

"real!"

"So when do we start?"

"Start now, show me how to do a split to show your body flexibility."

Yi Buhuo pointed to the center of the carriage. This carriage came from Xianyang Palace. It was not only luxurious inside, but also quite spacious.

Although he couldn't really make people fully expand, he didn't expect Gao Yao to really be able to split it.

"..."

Gao Yao tried it enthusiastically, and then huddled in the corner with a grimace, breathing cold air from the corner of his mouth.

He is a 30-year-old middle-aged man who lives in a very stable modern environment and never exercises. His physical fitness has probably begun to decline. It is strange that he does not stretch his balls when he stretches.

"You don't have that talent. You can wake up from your kung fu dream."

After Yi Buhuo finished watching the play, he laughed without hesitation. Looking at Gao Yao's heartbroken expression, he couldn't help but feel happy.

"Who said that? I was not ready just now. If you give me another chance, I will definitely be able to do it."

Although Gao Yao was in so much pain that he couldn't stand up, he still defended himself vehemently.

"If your body is half as hard as your mouth, even if you practice external martial arts, you will become the best in the world sooner or later."

Yi Buhuo hit his arm with a flick of his finger, and Gao Yao screamed and kept rubbing it.

"It's a pity that your body is more honest than your mouth!"

"National Master, we are here."

Yi Buhuo, who was injecting Gao Yao with the yin and yang needles that he had not used for a long time, heard Zhao Fang's voice.

"Find an inn to rest for a while, and then visit Mr. Lu tomorrow."

"promise!"

"It's here?"

Gao Yao, who was covered with silver needles, raised his head, his eyes filled with mist.

"We're finally here. This journey has been so thrilling. I don't want to go through it again."

Then he turned to look at Yi Buhuo who was tightening the needle and said: "But your acupuncture technique is good. It is much better than those old Chinese doctors, and it is more comfortable than a horse or a chicken. I will see you again in two days for another acupuncture."

"I saw that you had too many dark circles under your eyes and your body was too weak. I was afraid that Lu Pheasant would have a bad impression of you, so I took action. Do you really think I'm a masseur?"

Yi Buhuo waved the silver needle in front of his eyes and said, "Next time, I'll just stab you in your fatal spot!"

Gao Yao shrank his neck, smiled awkwardly, then got up and put on his clothes.

"Although the Lu family just moved here, due to Lu Gong's reputation, he has already become a famous family here. Please tidy up tonight and dress up neatly. It will all be up to you tomorrow."

On the first floor of the inn, Yi Buhuo ordered a table of dishes for lunch and introduced the situation to Gao Yao.

For a prominent family like the Lu family, rules are the most important thing. It is obvious that Gao Yao does not understand the rules here very well.

If he could have Yi Xiaochuan's handsome face, or be kind to the Lu family, he could ignore these rules, but it's a pity that he doesn't take advantage of any of them.

At this time, you have to improvise and memorize things by rote. As long as the first impression is not bad, even if your true nature is exposed later, it can be said to be willful and you will not be kicked out on the spot.

Yi Buhuo is not the kind of person who follows the rules. How did he know?
Because that's how he pretended to be when he was pursuing Su Ying.

First, you have to surrender to the target so that the prey can relax its vigilance, and then seize the opportunity to kill it with one strike. After that, even if your wolfish ambition is exposed, it is a done deal, then you still have the final say?
"Remember?"

"remember!"

Gao Yao nodded affirmatively, not only because it was a major event in his life and he must do his best, but also because that was Lu Pheasant!
My younger sister, Lu Sudu, is already so beautiful. She is definitely not bad. Now that I have the opportunity to ask for her back as my wife, how could I not be interested in her?

Yi Buhuo nodded with satisfaction, and his earnest words were not in vain, and he passed on his experience of pressing the bottom of the box.

You can’t teach Kung Fu, but you can teach how to pick up girls, right?

I am determined to be this master today!

……

Early the next morning, Yi Buhuo knocked on Gao Yao's door.

He had already asked Zhao Fang to investigate. Since Yi Xiaochuan stayed at Lu's house for a while, although he had pulled out Lu Su's cabbage, he was not just flirting with girls.

Using modern people's thinking, I organized a meeting for Lu Gong and used the money I earned to support my family. So now there is an endless stream of people in front of Lu's house every day, and scholars who come to visit Lu Gong can cross the threshold.

In addition, Lu Pheasant has never admitted anyone, so many young scholars who think they are well-matched or have great talents go to visit him whenever they have time. If they arrive late, they may not even be able to get in.

After packing up, Yi Buhuo took Gao Yao to the Lu Mansion. Zhao Fang's occupation changed again. He was no longer a coachman, but their book boy and boy, responsible for paying homage.

"Miss, someone posted a message outside the door, specifically telling me that it's news about the second young lady."

Lu Gongzheng was greeting the guests in the courtyard. Lu Zhi was the only one in the hall.

Because of Yi Xiaochuan's idea, the Lu family, which was originally struggling, is doing well now. Not only is the family prosperous, but they also hired many nurses and servants.

After all, Lu Gong is very old and needs someone to take care of him. There are only two old and weak father and daughter in the family. They only have fame and money but no ability to protect him, so they naturally need protection.

"News about Susu? Please invite someone in quickly!"

Lu Zhi was naturally happy when he heard that it was a letter from Lu Su, who had been away from home for a long time. There was no news about her sister after being away from home for so long. She and her father were very anxious, but there was nothing they could do.

Not long after, Gao Yao and Yi Buhuo, who had tidied themselves up and looked like dogs, were led in.

In addition to Lu Su, even Lu Gong was specially called back by her. Both father and daughter could not hide their excitement at the news about Lu Su.

"I have met Lu Gong, Gao Yao. This is my friend Yi Buhuo."

Gao Yao bowed deeply, did not look sideways, was neither humble nor arrogant, and his main character was that of a gentleman.

"Please don't be polite."

Although Mr. Lu has gray beard and hair, his face is rosy, his eyes are energetic, and his temperament is warm and steady. This intuitively explains what it means to have poetry and calligraphy in your belly!
Yi Buhuo came here to cheer up Gao Yao, so he didn't need to pretend to be a gentleman. His doctor's instinct made him notice Lu Gong's physical condition at the first time.

Then he turned his attention to Lu Zhi, who had been standing beside Lu Gong.

Seemingly noticing his gaze, Lu Zhi nodded slightly to him, and then Gong Lu introduced him: "This is my daughter Lu Pheasant. Come and meet the two young masters."

"Lu Pheasant has met the two young masters."

Only then did Lu Pheasant speak, looking elegant and elegant like a lady.

Fortunately, Yi Buhuo is a person who has seen the world. He has come into contact with many beauties. In addition, due to his different levels, he is no longer influenced by desire, but Gao Yao is a bit behind.

If Yi Buhuo hadn't poked Gao Yao from behind, his eyes would have been so straight that he couldn't save it.

"I've met...I've met Miss Lu."

Yi Buhuo specially brought Fuchen with him today. Ever since he was almost stabbed in the back by Xiaoyue, he had completely made up his mind to play the role of Taoist priest to the end.

No matter how handsome I am, there can't be any girl who is attracted to a monk, right?
Besides, Lu Zhi likes Yi Xiaochuan, and even married Liu Bang just to get revenge on him, so this is definitely a sure thing!

"I wonder if you two have a connection with my little daughter Susu?"

The scholars spoke very tactfully, and even if they were anxious, they did not show it. Instead, they arranged to be seated first and then served tea to make people feel like spring breeze.

"We are friends with Xiao Chuan. We met him by chance not long ago, and since then we have met Miss Susu..."

Gao Yao didn't stumble when he said this, he just described it from the moment he met Yi Xiaochuan, but his eyes always drifted to Lu Fei unconsciously.

It would be okay if the two of them didn't know each other, and Gao Yao wouldn't be as anxious as a worm, but Yi Buhuo was always instilling in him the person to introduce, so he couldn't help but overreact.

It's like seeing a beautiful woman on the street. It's normal to take one look at it, then turn around and forget about it.

But if someone introduces you to a blind date, your mentality when meeting is completely different, and you will inevitably worry about gains and losses and feel uncomfortable.

Fortunately, Lu Gong and Lu Pheasant did not pay attention to this detail. Instead, they kept drinking tea along with his story, feeling anxious and afraid.

When it was first mentioned that Yi Xiaochuan was infected with the plague, Lu Su had been taking care of him with all his heart. Lu Gong was already worried. The place where the plague occurred was not far from Pei County. Although it would take several days to travel, news would still come. .

He never expected that Yi Xiaochuan and Lu Sugang would be tricked shortly after they left. Fortunately, the result was good, and both of them had a near-miss.

"Thank you very much for your help, young master. I am very grateful."

Lu Gong stood up and saluted Yi Buhuo, and he quickly stepped forward to help him.

"It is my duty to treat illnesses and save people. Mr. Lu is too serious."

After being polite, Gao Yao continued to narrate. Although his speaking skills were really not very good, he couldn't help but Lu Gong and Lu Zhi were too concerned about Yi Xiaochuan and Lu Su, so they listened very immersed.

(End of this chapter)