Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 295 I will take action if it’s just to shorten your life span
The relationship between the snake demon and the fox demon is indeed disappointing, but the ending is already doomed!
The main purpose of this trip is to learn something from Li Xiaoyao and see more about the world, but the essence is to slay demons.

Yi Buhuo personally sent the snake demon couple on their last journey, and took Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru to find the humans the snake demon had imprisoned and kidnapped.

Uncle Zhang's granddaughter Zhang Xiaohui actually survived. I have to say that this luck is indeed good.

If there were no lottery tickets at this time, he would have wanted to buy a few bets with the Zhang family. As the saying goes, if you survive a catastrophe, you will have future blessings, and no one said that this future blessing cannot be shared...

When he returned to Uncle Zhang's hut, he couldn't help but be thanked endlessly. Uncle Zhang wished he could be like a cow or a horse, and Li Xiaoyao could hardly stand listening to the talk about his benefactor.

Uncle Zhang's enthusiasm was a little too much, and Li Xiaoyao, who was just starting out, almost couldn't stand it.

In the gift of Uncle Zhang, they set out again. Since they couldn't find Zhao Linger in the snake cave, they learned from the survivors that they hadn't seen a girl who fit Zhao Linger's description recently.

Li Xiaoyao also lost his target now. If Ling'er wasn't captured by this snake demon, then who could it be?
"I'm going to take a pee, you guys go ahead!"

Yi Buhuo smiled sheepishly, turned around and walked into the woods.

"Grandpa, let's go back!"

After seeing off Li Xiaoyao and his party, Old Uncle Zhang and his granddaughter returned to the house. However, Old Uncle Zhang, who was still old and decrepit and looked like he was about to die, seemed to have no more than two days left to live, seemed to be a different person.

He stretched out his hand and tore it hard on his chin, and a layer of the human skin mask was peeled off!
The same is true for Zhang Xiaohui. In the blink of an eye, the appearance of a boy, a girl, and a grandson changed drastically!
The old man Zhang and his granddaughter in front of Li Xiaoyao and the others turned out to be Moon Worshipers in disguise!

"Progressing well!"

"Then I'll report it to the leader!"

The two looked at each other and laughed maliciously.

"I don't think it's going well!"

"who?"

Yi Buhuo kicked open the door, "I've long felt that something was wrong with you, you're actually two bed bugs!"

Old man Zhang is said to be in his 40s or [-]s, and he looks even older as he works cutting firewood all year round!
How can the muscles be solid and have not weak internal strength?
If he was really a martial arts master, how could his granddaughter be kidnapped by the snake demon so easily?

Even Li Xiaoyao, who had just left Novice Village, could speed through the Snake Cave, but he couldn't do it with Uncle Zhang's strength, right?
Yi Buhuo had long felt that there was something wrong with this family, but he just didn't expose it face to face.

But he was most annoyed by conspiracies and conspiracies, so he couldn't help but come back to see who was teasing Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru.

I really didn't expect that it turned out to be someone from the worshiping moon sect. It seemed that worshiping the moon had already set its sights on Li Xiaoyao. Maybe he had discovered some clues.

The two looked at each other and attacked him directly.

"Why have you been gone for so long? Is there something wrong with your kidneys?"

Seeing Yi Buhuo chasing after him, Li Xiaoyao looked at his waist with evil intentions.

"My teacher is very strong, don't talk nonsense!"

Yi Buhuo rolled his eyes and slapped him on the head.

"Dare to arrange the master at will, but be careful of the rules!"

"I don't even know the name of the sect, so where did the rules come from?"

Li Xiaoyao sneered, Yi Buhuo was alone, where did the sect come from?
"It's just because there is no sect, so what I say is the sect's rules!"

Yi Bu's Fire Spirit Sword was unsheathed and he let out a sinister smile.

"Master, I criticize you. According to the sect's rules, you need three swords and six holes. You evil disciple, just accept the punishment!"

"You just run away. Why are you running away with this baggage?"

Until they were far away from Lin Yueru and Liu Jinyuan, Yi Buhuo and Li Xiaoyao stopped at the same time. Looking at the huge bundle in his hand, Yi Buhuo showed a bad smile.

"Don't tell me you don't know!"

Li Xiaoyao couldn't wait to open the bag, "This is the abalone she brought from home. It tastes good..."

Taking the wooden box containing abalone that he threw over, Yi Buhuo slowly tasted Lin Yueru's collection.

"She carries all this? No wonder the baggage is so heavy!"

Li Xiaoyao then took out a small folded horse tie from the bag, with a look of admiration on his face.

He said that Lin Yueru was moving, and he even brought a stool with him. No wonder the baggage was so heavy!

"What a waste of quality!"

Li Xiaoyao spread out the maza and wanted to try it, but he didn't expect that the finely crafted maza was just an appearance. He fell apart as soon as he dropped it.

"What are you sighing about? Look at how much money you brought out. We will divide it between the master and the apprentice. Then we will have the money to establish a sect."

Yi Buhuo put down the abalone and decided to do it himself. With Li Xiaoyao's slow speed, should he hunt for treasure or open a blind box?
The owner of the baggage is not far away, and time waits for no one!

"What's the hurry!"

Li Xiaoyao speeded up unconsciously, "Isn't this thing familiar?"

"Oh, I stole it!"

He threw aside the dirty clothes in his hand and looked at the biggest thing in the bag, a small balled up quilt!

"This thing stinks so much, it smells worse than my feet!"

Li Xiaoyao smelled it, and immediately looked disgusted.

"I asked you to find valuable things, but you peeked at the little girl's personal belongings, and you said you're not a pervert!"

Yi Buhuo also took two steps back. Li Xiaoyao was right, the smell was indeed a bit disgusting, and even he didn't dare to get close.

"Move my things!"

Lin Yueru's voice came from behind the master and the apprentice. The next moment, Lin Yueru, who was furious, raised his sword and struck at him.

"It's all Li Xiaoyao's doing. Heroine, spare your life. I didn't move. Don't accidentally hurt me!"

Yi Buhuo sold Li Xiaoyao immediately and hid behind a tree in the blink of an eye.

"Yi Buhuo, you have no humanity!"

Li Xiaoyao dodged Lin Yueru's attack angrily. How could a master betray his apprentice without even thinking?

Seeing Lin Yueru chasing after him, Yi Buhuo looked on coldly and put all the blame on him. Fortunately, Xin Yiheng threw the baggage off the cliff!
"My little Pi Pi!"

Lin Yueru seemed to have had her soul drained out. As the baggage fell down the cliff, she became visibly weakened...

Then he became even crazier, using his full strength to crisscross the sword energy!

"What are you crazy about?"

"You give me back my little Potato!"

"what?"

"It's the little quilt that has been with me for 18 years. I can't sleep without it!"

"..."

Yi Buhuo opened the only abalone he had time to bring with him, and silently mourned for Li Xiaoyao in his heart.

This time I really hit the target. I hope I won’t make the same mistake again in my next life...

"They are truly a match made in heaven..."

Liu Jinyuan sighed, and his expression suddenly dropped.

"Do you eat abalone?"

Yi Buhuo stretched out a piece of abalone in front of his eyes.

"The falling flowers are willing to follow the flowing water, but the flowing water has no love for falling flowers!"

"Don't blame me for speaking frankly. You and Lin Yueru are completely opposite in temperament, temperament, and even outlook on life. There will be no results if you continue to have unrequited love."

"I understand, I just can't let it go yet."

Liu Jinyuan looked at the two people who were still fighting with his eyes blurred.

"The goddess I like doesn't like me, and she fights with other men in front of me. It's really miserable..."

Yi Buhuo shook his head, "It's a really good interpretation of the sentence, if a man is not bad, a woman will not love him!"

"A serious person like you, Jin Yuan, can only attract equally gentle girls. Yueru is free-spirited by nature and doesn't like restraint. Fundamentally, you are not from the same world!"

"Thank you Mr. Yi for your comfort. I feel much better..."

Liu Jinyuan had a sad face and almost shed tears. How could Yi Buhuo be so comforting and deliberately add salt to the wound.

Originally, he had already figured it out and decided to quit, but after Yi Buhuo said this, he suddenly became bitter.

"Whatever you say is rough. No matter how fanciful you are, it's just to impress yourself. Why would a man bother you?"

Yi Buhuo patted him on the shoulder. Even he could hardly stand the intimacy between Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru, let alone the dog-licking Liu Jinyuan?
"I'm going to take a pee. You can feel sad here for a while."

"Mr. Yi, is there really nothing wrong with your kidneys?"

"You also want three swords and six holes?"

Liu Jinyuan shrank his neck. Li Xiaoyao was his master. In theory, Yi Buhuo was his master. After careful consideration, this sect rule seemed to be effective for him?

Yi Buhuo disappeared in a flash. He felt a familiar aura, and Zhao Ling'er seemed to appear nearby.

Besides Mo Yixi, there was someone she had never seen before.

Before she had time to do ideological work for Li Xiaoyao, was Zhao Ling'er already so impatient to come back and look for Li Xiaoyao?

If they meet now, I'm afraid Li Xiaoyao will really kill the demon!
"Why did you come back so soon?"

Yi Buhuo landed next to Mo Yixi and glanced at the lively and innocent girl next to Zhao Linger.

If he guessed correctly, this person should be Anu, who came from Nanzhao country specifically to look for Zhao Ling'er and was her good friend when she was a child.

She is also Mo Yixi’s biological daughter!

His eyes roamed back and forth between Mo Yixi and Anu. He couldn't believe that Mo Yixi, a down-and-out drunkard with a slovenly face, could have such a beautiful daughter...

Or is it because Saint Aunt Gene is too good, and there is nothing wrong with Mo Yixi?

"What's your look like?"

Mo Yixi had goosebumps all over his body. He always felt that something was wrong with Yi Buhuo, but he couldn't tell what was wrong!
"I don't think brother Xiaoyao will dislike me, he still loves me!"

Zhao Ling'er spoke in time to interrupt the tense atmosphere between Yi Buhuo and Mo Yixi. She had confidence in Li Xiaoyao!
"He loves Zhao Ling'er, not the snake demon. You underestimate human nature and overestimate Li Xiaoyao's character!"

Yi Buhuo shook his head. Li Xiaoyao had just experienced the snake demon. He had heard enough about the snake demon's cruelty. Now he might have developed a stress reaction. How could he remain calm if he saw Ling'er's tail.

"How about I help you amputate your leg..."

Before he finished speaking, Anu kept shaking his head.

"No, no, this is a symbol of Mother Earth and the glory of Nuwa. If it's not a snake demon, why should it be amputated?"

"Absolutely not!"

Anu's head almost shook with afterimages, and he didn't agree with his proposal either dead or alive.

"The fate of Nuwa's family will only be tragedy. For the glory of the fart, just amputation, it will be over!"

Yi Buhuo had a different opinion. None of the descendants of Nuwa he had ever heard of had a good ending.

There is Zixuan in front of her, the Witch Queen in front of her, and Zhao Ling'er herself behind. If separation between life and death can be regarded as glory, then whoever wants this glory can take it.

You don't need a girl to save the world. There are so many hidden masters in this world that a mere water monster cannot make waves.

But everyone has different ideas in their hearts. Maybe a water monster is not worth their effort, which is why the Nuwa family is at the forefront.

Yi Buhuo despised such a person the most. Not to mention that he was here this time, if Zhao Ling'er could still be sacrificed, he would go to Shushan and cut down the Sword Saint's sacrificial flag first.

Then he went to heaven to get an explanation for her no matter what!
Everyone has become a god through cultivation, yet they talk about bullshit fate every day. It’s all an excuse!

If fate cannot be resisted, what's the point of being a god?
One day fate will take action on those immortals to see if they will give up their struggle!

When the Evil Sword Immortal was in trouble, they should be panicking, instead of trying their best to deal with the Evil Sword Immortal.

Why doesn't anyone say that he was born in accordance with the way of heaven and that his existence is justified?

"Let's just think of it as giving Li Xiaoyao some buffering time. During this time, we can cast a spell to cover his tail."

Yi Buhuo changed his approach, "When Li Xiaoyao comes to Nanzhao Kingdom and understands the causes and consequences, he will no longer reject him."

If Yi Buhuo were an ordinary person, he would not believe that Ling'er was a descendant of Nuwa, but would only think that he was a snake demon. After all, people only want to believe what they see.

That snake tail is her label!

So he understood Li Xiaoyao and would not impose his ideas on him. Change would come naturally, and external pressure would only be counterproductive!

After seeing more, Li Xiaoyao will naturally accept everything as it comes!
"Anu, you must know how to hide your tail, right?"

Zhao Ling'er looked at Anu, her eyes full of expectation.

"No, no, I can't tell you. This would hurt too much, and it would be to you."

Anu shook her head again, but she actually revealed that she actually knew how to hide it.

Who let her rely on the holy aunt and the Nanman mother? These two people are high-level officials in the Nanzhao Kingdom and know the legend of Nuwa well.

After all, the last descendant of Nuwa was their queen!
"I do not mind!"

Zhao Ling'er looked determined. In order to be with Li Xiaoyao, she was fearless!

"Even if you want to lose three years of life?"

"Ok!"

"Even if this happens, maybe it won't last for a few days?"

"Ok!"

Anu sighed, having nothing to say.

"It's just shortening your lifespan. I'm good at this!"

On the contrary, Yi Buhuo's eyes lit up. He could bring back a dead person and shorten his life by only three years. How is this different from a cold?
"That's fine. You can change, but I'll keep you alive for a long time and die in good health!"

Yi Buhuo patted his chest confidently. Since there would be no further trouble in letting Zhao Ling'er return to his human form, just go ahead and do it, he will take care of everything!
"I'm going back first. If you need anything, just ask him to send a message to me."

After pointing at Mo Yixi, Yi Buhuo left the place.

It takes so long to pee, I really can’t explain it now...

(End of this chapter)